Algonquin N. Park

Algonquin N. Park was born in Luton, England to parents who had seriously warped senses of humour. Together with his sister, Car, he emigrated to California and developed unhealthy interests. Graduating from UCLA with a Ph.D in illegal substances, he successfully auditioned for the block-buster Alien series in which he played the title roles. Amongst the best-selling books that Algonquin N. Park has written are, Nympho Air Stewardesses - a story of sex in high places and Lady Ironthigh's Black Book - a story of sex in even higher places. Following an unsuccessful attempt at getting hacked by The Sunday Times, he now lives in Isolation (just off the M54) with several lovely ex-Israeli army body guards.