Chapter 1 Death By Bazongas.

                                    

                                              
"Ko-kun, Ko-kun. Wake up, we gotta go to school today."(???)
                          
(Arg, bloody hell. It's only 7:30 in the morning and stop calling me that weird arse nickname, are you still in middle school!?) (Koji)
                          
My name is Koji Naegi, I'm 16 years old in my second year.
                          
I have blonde hair which people might mistaken me for being a delinquent, it's actually my natural hair colour by the way.
                          
My looks aren't really that good looking. It's just plain, a face is not worth looking at.
                          
My appearance in height is around about a 169cm. A little bit short for a boy my age.
                          
My hobbies include reading web novels, manga and playing the ps4.
                          
I used to have another hobby, but due to some circumstances in the family I have given up.
                          
My grades are doing fine at school, but it's not worth the attention.
                          
However what I do, was nothing compared to this monster.
                          
What was the monster I'm referring to? Well I'm talking about my childhood friend.
                          
"Ko-kun!! Wake up!!"(???)
                          
And speak of the she devil.
                          
The childhood friend who's been shaking me and trying to wake me up, Is Chika Saihara.
                          
During our time in middle school we were inseparable you know how that saying goes. We eat together, we play together, we took baths together heck, we even slept together too.
                          
I remember one time she said 'When I grow up I want to be Ko-kun's bride'. At the time those days were happy and innocent.
                          
But when we reached high school, like the stock market it went spiralling down.
                          
When I saw Saihara-san again her appearance made a miraculous change. She had good curves, shining blue eyes like the ocean and a sweet smiling face that made any guy get their hearts racing. Long brown hair that was done up in a side tail hair style, and the most appealing feature was her D cups.
                          
That almost made me have a nosebleed and it wasn't just me nearly all the boys in my school had a nosebleed too.
                          
And as the weeks in our first year went by, she excelled in all the clubs from swimming to gymnastics, even her grades were at the top of the class she's a true multitasker. She received plenty of offers to join the clubs but she refused all of them, she rather preferred to be in the going home club.
                          
There were boys in my class tried to confess their feelings to her but got turned down flat. At first I thought it was just an ulterior motive and they wanted her body but that was the opposite. Not only her skills were good, but her personality was just off the chain. Whenever she said sorry and thank you, she just smiled and not only the boys but the girls were moved by her actions.
                          
And in that time I developed no romantic feelings for her.
                          
Because there was this girl I liked in my class and when I got my courage to confessed to her on the roof, she said 'I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to turn you down because, I'm in love with Chika-chan❤️!'. 
And that was our current relationship between me and Baka-Saihare. 
                          
I decided to call her that now because she didn't realise how popular she was I used to call her Chika, but when we were in high school it was kinda of awkward to call her by her first name, so I call her by her surname now with the san horrific.
                          
I even heard students talking that she might become the next student council president one day.
                          
The boys she had turned down from her confession decided to start their own fanclub called, protect the pure angel committee.