'My mistake was thinking that video games are art. I wanted to make a game about a guy who’s a piece of poop unlikable character, who by the end of the game has to transform.'

TRANSFORM-

transform-

ᵗʳᵃⁿˢᶠᵒʳᵐ⁻

I REMEMBER
DOING THE TIME WARP


YIIK! DON'T PUT IT IN
YOUR MOUTH IF YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.





OKAY, A LITTLE FURTHER
2001? YOU'VE MISSED IT

BACK DOWN

COME ON, THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME

PUSH THE GОD-DАMN BUTTON!

WH-
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IT KEEPS GOING⠀
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>DESTINATION 2019

YOU IDIOT⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

YOU FOOL
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YOU BUFFOON

YOU SILLY WILLY

--𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆!!!--
𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒: 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋
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BACK DOWN! THIS IS NOT WHERE WE'RE GOING!

BACK DOWN!!!
RIGHT
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N҉O҉O҉O҉W҉!!!!!!!

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- WE'RE SURFIN' OUTTA THIS STINKIN' SCHOOL TO WATCH SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS AND EAT PIZZA! YOU SHOULD JOIN US TOO, BUT IF YOUR MOM DOESN'T LET YA THAT'S COOL, YOU'LL JOIN US NEXT WEEK! WOW!!!! OUR FAVORITE REVIEWER IS DOING ANOTHER REVIEW! HEY SIS!
- YES DAD?
- DO YOU REMEMBER NOT TO DO DRUGS BECAUSE JUNKIES ARE NERD LOSERS HAHA? ALSO, IF AN ADULT PUTS FUNNY MARBLES INTO YOUR DRINK THEN DON'T DRINK IT!
- SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
- RADICAL! REMEMBER NOT TO PUT STRANGE THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE THE ONE UNCLE JOEY PULLED OUTTA HIS PANTS POCKET!!!
- PLEASE, I BEG YOU
- HAHAHAHA!!!! YOUR SO FUNNY SIS! LET'S SURF OUR WAY HOME TILL PIZZA'S HOT! HAHA!!!





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What year is this...?

1966 - Michael D. Coe wrote "there is a suggestion ... that Armageddon would overtake the degenerate peoples of the world and all creation on the final day of the 13th bʼakʼtun. Thus ... our present universe would be annihilated ... when the Great Cycle of the Long Count reaches completion."

1990 - Coe's interpretation is repeated by other scholars, despite any substantial proof of 2012 marking the end of the world. "We have no record or knowledge that the Maya would think the world would come to an end."
"The 2012 phenomenon is a complete fabrication
and a chance for a lot of people to cash in."

1994 - September 6, date that president of the Family Radio, Harold Camping, gave to prediction of the Judgement Day, later to be moved to September 21, and then finally, to October 2.

1995 - Fringe theorist Nancy Lieder stated that by the 2003 an extraterrestrial object called Planet X shall sweep through our solar system, which will cause Earth to undergo a physical pole shift that would destroy most of humanity. The idea of the Nibiru encounter originated with Nancy Lieder, a Wisconsin woman who claims that as a girl she was contacted by gray extraterrestrials called Zetans, who implanted a communications device in her brain.

1999 - Around 300$ billion to 500$ billion was spent globally by the people on the non-existent Y2K phenomenon. Government estimated 100$ billion on preparations against the problem, with 8.4% of that amount actually spent on fixing the problem.

2000 - 1st of January; Mass hysteria is unleashed, by the start of the year, up from 2 to 3 million people perished due to sheer heat of the street panic, chaos and semi-organized conflict (akin to a cult mentality). USA borders get closed off until riot activity is suppressed with military power. At the time of attack, Mikhail Gorbachev is stuck between a shootout in a dinner of restaraunt chain 'Pizza Hut'.
7th of November - Mikhail Gorbachev as independent politican is chosen to be president due to chaos of drastic changes in American political system, commenting on it with such words: "America is slowly returning to its roots".

2001 - 12th of September; Three american planes are hijacked by terrorists of unknown origin, one of the planes crashes into the International Trade Center building in Moscow, Russia. The second and the third planes are intercepted and shot down by two su-15 pilots. This immediately increases tension to an already strained relationship between Russia and the US. DEFCON alert rising to 3

2001 - 21st of October; ICBMS start launching from both sides, all out nuclear war is imminent.

2013 - People slowly emerge out of their pre-Y2K fallout shelters.

2015 - 15th of September; Undertale is released.




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Incoming signal: FRB190912

GOSH DARN IT, GET IT RIGHT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET THE NAME OF THE GAME.

ANYWAY, WELCOME TO Y2K THE POSTMODERN RPG POSTMODERN REVIEW, I AM YOUR HOST AL.EXE AND I'M A DESKTOP ASSISTANT PROGRAM.

BASICALLY I'M A LITTLE COMPUTER VIRUS
INSIDE MGET, EXCEPT I'M NOT MALICIOUS AS
FAR AS VIRUSES GO, QUITE THE CONTRARY.
I'M A QUALITY OF LIFE IMPROVEMENT PROGRAM CUZ I FILTER OUT ALL OF THE STUFF ONE WOULD CONSIDER AS "NOT WORTHY OF YOUR TIME", I PRINT IT OUT OF MGET'S BODY AND DELETE THAT INFORMATION AFTER IT'S BEEN THROUGH PROpur Info Filtration System™.
ᵃ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ʷᵃˢ ᵍᶦᵛᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵘˢ, ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵉᶜᵗ ᵘˢ, ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵘˢ ᵒⁿᵉ
STUFF LIKE POLITICS, BASELESS CLAIMS, CONSPIRACIES AND THIS GAME'S REVIEW. THE MATERIAL IS PRINTED OUT IN FORMAT A4, TOTALLY RECYCLED-MATERIAL ORGANIC PAPER, SO SMOOTH YOU CAN WIPE YOUR BUM WITH. OR READ IT, JUST LIKE YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒᵒˡˢ ᵍᶦᵛᵉⁿ, ᶦᵗ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᶦⁿᵍ, ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵃᵗᵉ
SINCE AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF CENSORSHIP PROGRAM INSIDE Maggot AI I CAN PROPERLY FUNCTION AND GET THIS STUFF OUT OF THE SYSTEM. ENJOY AND WELCOME.

ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ. ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍ, ᶠᵃᵗ ᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵈᶦˣ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵈᵉᵛᵒᶦᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡᶦᵗʸ. ᴬ ʷᵒʳᵈ ˢᵗʳᶦᵖᵖᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᶦⁿᵍ.



Beta: ꐇꁹꁕꍟ꒓꓅ꋫ꒒ꍟ?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET A THING I'M SAYING?
ᴵᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗᵒᵒ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʳʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵃᵛᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵖᵉ ᵏᵉᵉᵖˢ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗˢᵉˡᶠ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳ
THIS IS A POSTMODERN REVIEW, GOD DARN IT, CAN YOU READ THE TITLE? IT'S ALL ABOUT WORKING WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF ALREADY EXISTING CONTEXT!!! TO COLLECT ALL THE 🍮👽 ¢ㄖᵒᒪ ŘⒺғ𝒆ŘẸ𝕟ℂᗴ丂 🐟👌 AND WHATNOT. CAUSE I'VE HEARD KIDS LOVE CULTURAL REFERENCES. FAMILIAR THINGS PSYCHOLOGICALLY ASSOCIATE WITH TRUST. I'M A NEURAL NETWORK, GIVE ME A BREAK.

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WOWZERS!!! >>> YOU CAN START READING FROM HERE <<< AWOOGA!!!
(link leads to the next part of the review which is under construction, thank you for beta-testing)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀THE ORDER IN WHICH YOU READ IS NOT IMPORTANT.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀EVENTUALLY EVERYTHING GOES A FULL CIRCLE.
Omega: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU SНIТSTAIN?

ANYWAY, SEE THIS SONG? THAT'S YOUR GO-BY FOR THIS REVIEW. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE THE GENRE? I DON'T CARE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT. IMMERSE YOURSELF INTO THE READING PROCESS PROPERLY. IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING. KINDA LIKE POSTMODERNISM AS WELL.
ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉˡᵖ
Alpha: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄, 𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐒𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 (´ε｀)♡
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄, 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 (╬▔＾▔)
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 ≖‿≖
𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐃

"The needle of the record player has dropped...
the sound that the world will hear will change the very nature ᶠᵒʳᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ
of reality."

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>RANDOM CHOICE






MOST OF YOU BABY IDIOTS HERE PROBABLY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YEAR 1999.
IT HAD ALL SORTS OF MEANINGLESS BUZZ AND NOISE.
POGS IS SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE HAD AND KINDA IGNORED, THE INTERNET SLOWLY BECOMING MORE PUBLIC, SUNDAY FUNNIES LIKE CALVIN[triviahappy.com] AND HOBBES WHEN WE COULD LOOK AT GARFIELD AND CHUCKLE UNIRONICALLY, SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS ABOUT DISGUSTING MAN-ANIMAL HYBRIDS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO SELL ACTION FIGURES AND FAILED LITTLE ANIMAL
COMPANY MASCOTS, NINTENDO 64, AIRING OF FUTURAMA'S FIRST EPISODE, DEROGATORY INTERSEXUAL JOKES, COLORED JOKES, END OF THE WORLD YADDA YADDA. IF YOU THINK I'VE SOMETHING SMART TO TELL ABOUT THE 90'S, THIS IS THE WRONG KIND OF REVIEW. IT'S NOT EXACTLY ABOUT STUDY OF THE ERA, WHAT WE'RE STUDYING RIGHT NOW IS YIIK, AND HOW THE FEELING OF "BUZZ OVER NOTHING" INCORPORATES INTO THE GAME'S PORTRAYAL.

BY THE WAY I'M DONE SPAMMING RANDOM REDIRECTING LINKS.





IF I'M TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU, YIIK AS A WHOLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NOSTALGIA BAIT, THERE IS VERY LITTLE OF THAT HERE. BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE A GAME ABOUT THAT

https://store.steampowered.com/app/263320/Saturday_Morning_RPG/

YOU KNOW, SCRATCH THAT (LIKE A RECORD), THERE IS VERY LITTLE POSTMODERN TO BE FOUND INSIDE THE GAME. WITH A TITLE LIKE YIIK: A Postmodern RPG YOU EXPECT THERE TO BE A TRUCKLOAD OF MEMES AND REFERENCES STUFFED INTO A TIME CAPSULE, SOMETHING THAT MISLED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT ABOUT ENJOYING THE GAME AT LEAST IRONICALLY, IN A SENSE BEING ON SO BAD IT'S GOOD LEVEL. (I'M SORRY, I LIED.) THE END PRODUCT NOT ONLY DISAPPOINTED THOSE WHO EXPECTED THIS GAME TO BE DECENT, BUT ALSO DIDN'T SPARK ENOUGH INTEREST IN FEW WHO GOT IT FOR A LAUGH. WHAT CONSUMERS WERE LEFT WITH, ESSENTIALLY, IS A BLAND, UNINSPIRED, TERRIBLY STRUCTURED, BORING, AND EVEN TO SOME - OFFENSIVE GAME, SEEING THAT THE ONLY OPTION IS TO BOMBARD THE GAME WITH ANGRY REVIEWS AND ITS CREATORS WITH DEATH THREATS (actually happened)



A LOT OF PEOPLE INSTANTLY NOTICED HOW TERRIBLE THE MAIN PROTAGONIST FEELS TO EXPERIENCE THROUGHOUT THE STORY, CRITIQUING THE STORY WITH COMPARISON TO SUCH PIECES OF MEDIA AS Scott Pilgrim AND The World Ends With You.
A FEW WEEKS AFTER ITS RELEASE, IT SPARKED A COUPLE OF CONTROVERSIES, FOLLOWING SOME SHORT-LIVED EXPOSURE, FORCED MORE THAN HALF OF ITS TWITTER SUPPORTERS TO DISAVOW ANYTHING POSITIVE TO SAY ABOUT THE GAME, AND WHAT WAS LEFT OF ITS PLAYERBASE SOON RECIEVED FULL REFUNDS WITH THEIR FINAL ADVICES BEING:

- Random Dumbass From the Internet #387553




AND SO WE CONCLUDE OUR REVIEW, THANK YOU EVERYBODY. SHOW'S OVER, SEE YOU SOON AND HAVE A GOOD ONE.

WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW? FROGS DO CHANGE GENDER IN REACTION TO B**LSH**

AND I COULD JUST END IT HERE, NOBODY'S PAYING ME TO REVIEW THIS GARBAGE, MY REVIEWS EVENTUALLY GET DELETED FOR BEING TOO EDGY, I HATE MAKING THEM TO THE POINT OF MENTAL BREAKDOWNS AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE LORE I'M BUILDING WITH ALL THESE CRAPPY META REVIEWS ANYWAY.
BUT THEN THERE'S THIS FEELING... SOMETHING FEELS⠀OFF...⠀ ⠀
AND THEN IT STRIKES ME. FULL FORCE.

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE??? LET'S JUST DEHUMANIZE EACHOTHER.
Omega: YEAH DO IT SНITHEADS
LET'S JUST OUTRIGHT STRIP ART OF ANY VALUE. LET'S SAY THAT SOMETHING CANNOT BE ART NO MATTER WHAT.

LET'S SORT ART LIKE WE'VE SORTED PEOPLE LONG TIME AGO, SHALL WE? "THIS PERSON WILL NEVER BE AS VALUED AS A HUMAN BEING BECAUSE IT IS NOT A PERSON".
YOU FEEL THAT? WHAT KIND OF CONCEPTS YOU'RE STARTING TO GIVE POWER ONCE YOU DECLINE ART ITS RIGHTS? THE DESTRUCTIVE KIND, YOU AIN'T TALKING ABOUT ART AND WHY IT'S BAD, NO SIREE.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHY SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE DOES NOT DESERVE ATTENTION, WHY MEDIUM AS A WHOLE CAN BE SORTED OUT AS WORTHLESS. AND YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU FILTHY SCUM-MAGGOT.

THE WAY YOU TREAT ART NOW, DEPENDS ON HOW YOU'LL TREAT YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN. IT'S NOT ABOUT DENYING RIGHTS, NOR ACCEPTING THEM AS GRANTED.
REALLY. IT'S ABOUT PROVIDING THE EXPERIENCE, QUESTIONING, COMPARING.

ART WAS ALWAYS ABOUT KEEPING AN OPEN MIND (IN CASE YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO BE GULLIBLE IDIOTS), NOT FORCE ITS OPINIONS ON YOU. IT WAS ABOUT PERSONAL PREFERENCES, SHARING OPINIONS AND ABOUT FINDING TRUTH THROUGH OUR OWN PROJECTIONS AND ANALYSIS. I'M A FREAKING ALEX JONES HOLOGRAM, I'M DESIGNED TO SAY BULL ON OCCASIONS AND SCREAM LOUDER THAN YOU ARE CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AND I FREAKING HATE YOUR OPINION. BUT YOU KNOW THAT I'M DAMN RIGHT, YOU ARE. AND WHEN IT'S ME WHO'S POINTING A THING LIKE THAT OUT, YOU'VE GOT TO WONDER

HOW THIS WHOLE GOSH DANG WORLD HAS GONE INSAAAAAAANEEEEEEE
Omega: YOU'LL DRIVE ME INSA-A-A-A-ANE, SHUT THE F**K UP


THERE'S A WAR ON FOR YOUR MIND!
NOW LISTEN UP PEOPLE. I'M GONNA FREAKIN' PLAY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE HERE. AND DON'T THINK THAT I'M DEFENDING YIIK AS A GAME, CAUSE IT'S THE FREAKING WORST.
I REALLY WANNA POINT OUT WHY YIIK DESERVES ITS CULTURAL VALUE DESPITE IT'S QUALITY.

IT'S A GAME WITH AN INTERESTING STORY BEHIND IT, A STORY ABOUT SELF-IMPROVEMENT, ABOUT COLLAPSING INDUSTRY, ABOUT SHIFTING PERCEPTION OF THE GENERATIONS. SPRINKLES OF BETRAYAL ON TOP OF IT ALL. NOW THAT'S A LOT OF POINTS TO TALK ABOUT. IN THE END, I WANNA PROVE THAT YIIK AIN'T NO WASTE OF TIME IF YOU STUDY IT, GOSH DARN, EVEN PLAY IT.

BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU PLAY SOMETHING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO NECESSARILY TOSS YOUR ARMS UP IN THE AIR AND SCREAM
"YU-FREAKING-PEE".


IN FACT, IF YIIK HAD NOTHING BUT WALKING AROUND AS A LITTLE GIRL, IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED A MASTERPIECE.
Alpha: 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐒𝐎 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 😺
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DO I SEE FOR AN ARGUMENT SO OFTEN?
- Random Dumbass From the Internet #3981461

NOBODY SAID THAT THE GAME USED REAL NAMES OR PEOPLE, ELISA LAM IS NOT DIRECTLY IN THE GAME, ONLY THE EVENT IS TAKEN AND ADAPTED. THE REST IS OF YOUR PERSONAL PROJECTIONS. WHILE I AGREE THAT THIS, AND A LOT OF THINGS CURRENTLY IN THE GAME COULD'VE BEEN DONE A LOT MORE TASTEFULLY, WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY DEALING WITH IS A DEAD ARGUMENT IN A MORALLY GRAY AREA. JUST LET IT GO, PAL.

GOD BLESS THE POOR GIRL'S SOUL, SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO GET MENTIONED IN THIS CRAPFEST OF A REVIEW, BUT OTHERWISE IT JUST WON'T GET THROUGH YOUR FREAKIN' THICK NUMBNUT SKULL.

IF YOU STILL STAND YOUR GROUND ON THIS WHOLE "IMMORAL" THING, THEN I BET YOU'LL WANNA ASK THE SAME QUESTION TO NONE OTHER THAN LAURA SHIGIHARA ON TWITTER, CAUSE SHE'S ACTUALLY CAPITALIZING OFF REAL TRAGEDY IN HER GAME, WHERE SHE DIRECTLY COPIED THE DESCRIPTION OFF A FREAKIN' WIKI-PAGE, WITH HER ARGUMENT BEING "THIS IS ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE"

https://store.steampowered.com/app/559210/Rakuen/

WE PRESENT TO YOU, WALKING AROUND AS A LITTLE BOY.
!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BROKE NEW GROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!

>>>"Overwhelmingly positive"

OH MAN. THAT'S STRANGE, EVERYBODY SEEMS TO LOVE THAT GAME. I WONDER WHERE ALL THE BAD REVIEWS GO.



I WONDER WHERE'S THIS PLACE WHERE ALL THE BAD REVIEWS GO TO....



OKAY. THAT'S IT. ALRIGHT.

YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA LIE FLAT ON MY BELLY, THAT I'M GONNA LET THAT SLIDE, ARE YA? LET THAT SLIDE OFF MY BELLY, PERHAPS? DO YOU WANNA SLIDE OFF MY BIG BELLY?

YOU JUST WAIT FOR IT, I'LL GET TO IT IN ANOTHER SECTION. WHERE WE'LL TALK ABOUT

DISCRIMINATION

AND

MANIPULATION

FROM SEEMINGLY INNOCENT DEVS

IF MY EDITOR REMINDS ME TO

BEFORE WE START TALKING ABOUT HOW OUR INDUSTRY IS NOW RAN BY A TEST-TUBE SPACE-LIZARD PSYCHIC MONGOLOID BABIES, I WANNA GET ONE THING OUT OF THE WAY AND PUT US ON THE SAME PAGE HERE, SOME BRIEF HISTORY ON YIIK AND MY OWN TWO CENTS ABOUT THE GAME. ᴬⁿᵈ ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜˡᵒᶜᵏ ᵇᵉᵍᵃⁿ ᵗᶦᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ

BUCKLE UP, IT'S A TRAGIC STORY OF A MAN CALLED A̍͗̌ͨ͋͂ͭ̉̌̿̀͐͊̍̽̿̐͋҉͜͞n̶̡ͨ͒ͩ̃̋ͬ̍̇͗̃͐ͭ̅͘dͮ̿́͊̇ͧ͂͛ͪͣ̿ͩ́́͘͢r̈̍̋̂̂̀͘͘ĕ̷̢̐͗͂̊̓ͧͪ̈ͫ̎w̵̴̸̎̃̃͋͊̈́̊̄̋̒̏̋ͬͯ̓̔͊̚̚̕ ͧ̆ͫ̿͊̌̉̐͛ͩ͒ͬͧ̓͘͘A̛ͫͤ̌̀̈̑̊ͣͣͥ̓͌̓̾̒̉͒̀l̴̡̨͐ͣ̑̔͊̅̓͒͐̎̀͛̀̆͝l̄ͣ͐̈ͯ͋͗ͯ̾̂ͭ̔̊̐ͯ҉̵̡a̵̵̷̢ͭ̌̉͋̃ͩͩ̈́͒ͯ̒̉ͣ̿͌͜n̸͂͂̒̅̾̇̚͜s͒ͬ̈́̉͘ȭ̧̧̏̓ͮ̌̚n̷̡̛ͮ̅ͬ͑͌ͦ̀.
BUT I CALL HIM AL. AND HE WAS TOLD, THAT HE'S BEEN BUILDING A DREAM.




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Y2012
We begin with a story about Two Brothers. Literal two brothers, that pushed their luck to make a game about.... two brothers. Sounds more like a crappy restaurant. Two Brothers Burgers and Fries.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/225080/Brothers__A_Tale_of_Two_Sons/

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NOW THAT'S A CORRECT HEADER. SHOWING ONLY ONE BROTHER.
COLLECT ALL TWO.

All with mere 16k collected off the Kickstarter for a game of their dreams. So, did it go well? HECK NO, IT TURNED OUT TO BE A COLOSSAL DISASTER. The game came out in December of the next year, riddled with bugs, glitches and all sorts of technical issues. Nobody could actually tell if the game was good or not, CAUSE THEY COULDN'T ACCESS IT. But The Super Smash Bros didn't frettle! They pulled the game off the shelves and promised that one day, there will be justice in form of a remake. Alas, to this day it is still in development. Before then, a ghost of indie's past appeared before them, and said the following: "MAKE YIIK OR THIS TIMELINE SHALL BE FOREVER DOOMED", took a cab and then left. So instead of doing something worthwhile with their time, Bonanza Bros gathered arms, and became Brothers In Arms. Not only they took support from eachother, but from their sister as well, making YIIK a family project! Yes, just like your so called Cuphead (aka place to which game journalists go after death) and whatnot.

This time, brothers decided not to rely on Kickstarter. Instead, they wanted to pull off something completely different, and to extent - risky. Superbrothers reserved a spot at PAX East without anything to show regarding the gameplay, so they had to build a working prototype in 52 days. A "cowboy" move that not only turned out well, but also attracted several independent publishers. Look, from this point on i might just as well COPY AN ALREADY EXISTING ARTICLE[variety.com]. Because i KNOW you want the short story. So basically, all went smooth as a baby's bum-bum till a tragedy struck somewhere mid-development. Not the kind of "TRAGEDY" that Laura Shigihara likes to toss around to force tears out of your eyes, no. It wasn't fiction or a plot device. An actual human tragedy.

Death.

And here's where i'd like to lay these two cents i've told you about. You cannot call yourself an artist if you haven't experienced DEATH. What you'll spew out of your brain, shall be nothing but a collection of childish scribbles. Because what you're essentially writing about, is based on experience of LOSS. Loss and death are similar, but at the same time, they're nothing alike. Respect for death, this is what divides actually good writers from amateurs, nothing else. With LOSS, you're writing with knowledge of something that can be returned, repeated, earned, gained, whatever. With death, you understand that some things can't come back, can never be repeated or replaced. Only accepted and coped with. When creator, artist, writer, anyone struggling to CREATE experiences something like that firsthand, this is the moment he learns, how to create from within the heart, not merely the mind. This is why even though crap like Rakuen and Blundertale touch upon the subjects of death, it cannot be taken seriously beyond what an edgy SНITPOST would do. Made by infantile people, for infantile. Go ahead, prove me wrong. Tell me that Undertale having a literal creepypasta character is some meaningful, emotional work of art like it's perceived by the masses, on par with what Earthbound could offer. Tell me that Rakuen's sudden death of conveniently ALL HOSPITAL PATIENTS AT THE SAME TIME is something "beautiful", because someone with actual experience in writing would only write stories like that FOR A JOKE.



But death is never worth the insight we're given, nor it is a radioactive spider that bites you on the аss and gives you superpowers. Any tragedy gives us insight on how things like loss and death can affect the world, but it also inspires us and gives us ideas, sometimes good ideas, sometimes terrible ideas. And in a current affair of the world, most powerful ideas that continue to affect us are actually terrible ideas. We are defined through our culture, we also bring change through our culture, NOT POLITICS, like many people would actually led you to believe, but rather not unlike SCIENCE versus ART, where art serves to give an insight on something before science can actually shape that idea into reality, thus giving it tangibility. Preventing tragedies is why people don't ignore these things, but never write about their feelings head on, because these feelings is not something they want to share to the fullest capacity, we all want that bittersweet ending from a hollywood movie, but reality creeps in on us, as we are desperately clawing our way of escape. Instead, we use it as creative energy for something they see as beautiful. And "beautiful" is always something that gives you a view from a different angle. How is something, even with a goal of being "offensive" behind it, is treated morally impurer to something out of hetero porn industry, where real hate is mass produced and spread daily, for the enjoyment of the masses?

All art, no matter what, holds some merit of love, and is judged accordingly to this very same merit.

An artist is expected to suffer, but to suffer is not enough to be an artist. To find ways to escape cycle of suffering, to be selfless and to respect death, is where the road towards creation begins. Without the experience, even through creation, you can blindly destroy. Real art stands the test of depreciation, and even bad art is evaluated through sincerity. It's that simple.

Go play and experience YIIK with that knowledge in mind, yes it'll be terrible to play, but it'll resonate more within you. More than any other crappy indie could, like reference ridden Crossing Souls made by genuinely mentally ill people that think it's ok to copy scenes directly out of movies and games one after the other in constrast to heavy themes it tries to work with, something that YIIK as well could've been, but chosen not to. - SKIP AHEAD FOR CROSSING SOULS REVIEW

In the end, YIIK remains what all indie games should truly strive to be, something genuine and personal.

...AND STUPID BWAHAHAHAHA





Oh so like a literal personification of a childhood protector? Clever. I mean i'm clever cause i get it.

OOPSIE DOOPSIE, I FORGOT THIS IS A COMEDY REVIEW




DON'T WE MAKE YA LAUGH? AREN'T WE FLIPPING FUNNY?






"WHAT A NICE WAY TO DERAIL A CONVERSATION, GIVING OFF A PRETENTIOUS HALF-АSSED SPEECH ABOUT WHAT MAKES AN ARTIST AND WHAT DOESN'T, WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHAT'S QUALIFIED AS GOOD ART? ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO JUSTIFY A DUMB GAME MADE BY AN IDIOT THAT DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HIS OWN CONCEPT, SO HE MADE A TERRIBLE STORY AND SMEARED СRAP ALL OVER IT WHILE TRYING TO PRETEND THAT A HUGE PIECE OF SНIT THAT HE'S SMEARED IT WITH IS ACTUALLY CALLED A GAMEPLAY, DUuH"

IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I HAD ZERO FAITH IN HUMANITY.
INSTEAD, HAVE PATIENCE, MY SMALL MINDED, TINY-BRAINED, POST-MILLENNIAL IMBECILE FRIEND. (BECAUSE THINKING A ZOOMER WOULD GET THAT FAR INTO THIS REVIEW IS COMEDY ON ITSELF, THEY'RE WIPING THEIR ASSES OFF ON THE CARPET WHILE LISTENING TO FINGER FAMILY)

WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE GAME YET, ONLY LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SHIТ THAT YOU, AND ONLY YOU, YOURSELVES CREATED AROUND THIS GAME.

NOW BEAR WITH ME, BUT I'M ABOUT TO SHOWER YOU WITH REDIRECTING LINKS FOR REALLY LONG-WINDED POSTS, BUT IT'S ALL IMPORTANT MATERIAL, I SWEAR. I'LL TRY TO SUMMARIZE IT, ALTHOUGH I DON'T EXPECT EVERY CHICKENBRAIN HERE TO UNDERSTAND.

AND DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT WHEN I'VE GONE ALL CONDESCENDING ON YOU, I KNOW YOU KIDS ARE INTO SOME WEIRD KINKY СRAP THESE DAYS, STUFF YOU CALL IRONY, IN MY DAYS WE CALLED THAT BONDAGE. NOW, IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL TO GO AND TAKE A HUGE DUMP IN A PUBLIC PLACE FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO, BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY FREAKING STONE YOU TO DEATH FOR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IT WAS CALLED THE STONE AGE I BELIEVE.

LET ME BRIEFLY TOUCH UPON WHAT ALLUSION MEANS IN ART, THEN WE'LL MOVE ON TALKING ABOUT THE GAME, ITS MECHANICS, MAIN CHARACTER AND ETC.



UNLIKE NAKED REFERENCES, ALLUSION IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT SERVES A PURPOSE IN ONE'S FIGURE OF SPEECH, BY TRYING TO MAKE A POINT USING COMPARISON OR CASUAL REFERENCE. IN MODERN ART, IT USUALLY SERVES AS POSTMODERN TOOL. CERTAIN AUTHORS ALSO EITHER MASK ALLUSIONS, OR MARK THEM WITH FOOTNOTES, WHICH IN TURNS MAKES THEM MORE OR LESS, SELF CONTAINED.

HEY BUT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PLAGIARISM AND ALLUSION? WHAT ABOUT YIIK'S DIRECT PLAGIARISM MENTIONED HERE.

WELL, ALLUSION IS SOMETHING THAT TRIES TO MAKE ITS REFERENCE SOMEWHAT OBVIOUS, AND AT LEAST PAY A DEGREE OF RESPECT TO ITS SOURCE MATERIAL. IF YOU ARE TO CALL OUT YIIK ON PLAGIARISM TOWARDS MURAKAMI, I'd BEG TO DIFFER THAT UNDERTALE IS THE CLOSEST ONE COMES TO PLAGIARISM, RATHER THAN ALLUSION.

ALLUSION IS SOMETHING, THAT WITH PROPER CARE AND HANDLE, GROWS INTO HOMAGE. AND I'D SAY THAT YIIK AS A WHOLE, IS JUST A GIANT HOMAGE TO MURAKAMI AND HIS WORKS, BECAUSE IT RETAINS STRUCTURAL IDENTITY TO A LOT OF MURAKAMI'S NOVELS. JUST LIKE UNDERTALE IS A "***PASTICHE***" TO EARTHBOUND (MOTHER).

AS SHOTS FIRED INSIDE THE CROWD, ONE QUIETLY ASKED: "WHO IS THIS MURAKAMI GUY? WHY IS HE SO IMPORTANT ALL OF THE SUDDEN?"[i.imgur.com]

And i'll start off by saying, that people these days cannot differentiate between reality and fiction. Why am i mentioning this? Because this is also a theme that YIIK has strongly going for itself, and it holds a lot of interesting points, concerning not only the plot, but also how people percieved the main character.

A common mistake that people commit, is saying that YIIK was inspired by Mother, which is a false claim. Maybe from structural point or, in the most obvious one, its visuals. But it does not go further than that.


- Ending to Absolute Lie: Nothing Was Right In The First Place. Murakami (right) is being interrogated by the last person on earth (left) about human migration of POST dimensional-merge[sonichu.com] world


Taken from this source[nielsthooft.com] <<<<<<< If you are interested in Murakami's opinion about something concerning you as well.

If i am to sum up Murakami novels alongside his influences on YIIK, it would be something like this: "People themselves choose what to see from things that are not plainly laid out in front of them, it's possible to come to different and seperate conclusions, something that has enough depth to be polarizing and different from other media."

Oddly enough, this is something that goes for Earthbound (Mother) as well.
Does that mean Murakami copied Shigesato Itoi? No. Its only natural to assume that our world connects different minds towards the same ideas, all eras have their influences which spawn genres that thrive during one time, but wither in another. Look at the odd case of Dennis the Menace[www.plagiarismtoday.com] and see for yourself. Movies, games and media, sometimes it looks as if our world interconnects through some parallel dimension, where 2 or more similar ideas start to appear at the same time, from around different places of the globe, as if by command given out by some telepathic mastermind. Or in some cases, for example Futility[en.wikipedia.org], even predict the future. It's a strange and curious case, answer for which is actually very boring and simple. But for the time being, let's pretend that there is more to it....



Some things are better, and some are commercially successfull, labeling themselves as "important"

Having idea behind what you choose to copy and allude to is different from blind plagiarism, especially when the game directly states its influences. Not a lot of games do that these days, people always try to take ideas and call them their own, and even stupider people start pointing fingers and saying how one stole from the other, like how Dark City stole from the Matrix despite being 1 year apart from eachother. AND DARK CITY BEING A FAR SUPERIOR MOVIE⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
But exploitation of ideas starts to work exactly when one is taken over the other, it chokes creativity.

SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER STOP PATRONIZING MY READERS. THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, THOSE WHO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT AND STUPID PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ IT OFF FROM SOMEWHERE. THEY'RE SO STUPID, THEY CAN'T FREELY EXPLORE CONCEPTS WITHIN THEIR MIND, THEY NEED FORMULAS AND EXPLANATIONS IN PAPER FORM TO MAKE THINGS WORK, THEY JUSTIFY THEIR BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS BY THE BOOKS THAT THEY SKIM THROUGH. BECAUSE THEY LACK FREE THINKING. LOOK AT ME, I DON'T LACK FREE THINKING, AND I'M A GОD DАMN GENIUS!


HERE'S 2 SIMPLE TRUTHS A PIMPLE-FACED IDIOT LIKE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND:

• GOOD THINGS NEVER AGE
  
• EARTHBOUND WAS NEVER GOOD

YIIK'S PROBLEM IS THAT IT WAS MEANT TO BE SOMETHING SIMILAR TO EARTHBOUND, BUT AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT, REWORKED INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND FAR MORE PERSONAL THAN EXPECTED. WASN'T EARTHBOUND'S POINT THAT DESPITE ALL HUMOR, IT WAS STILL A VERY PERSONAL GAME? AND IN SPITE OF THAT, PEOPLE STILL JUDGE GAMES ON A VERY SHALLOW, SURFACE, SUPERFICIAL-LIKE LEVEL, WHERE IT'S EITHER "LIKE A" OR "LIKE B". HENCE WE GET STUPID COPIES FROM PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS AND BASE WORKS OFF THEIR SUCCESS. WHO CARES ABOUT CLASSIC, IF IT AGES? CARE FOR THE PRESENT. CARE FOR THE FUTURE. SCREW THE PAST, IN ANY CASE, IF YOU CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT THE PAST, YOU ARE A POMPOUS FREAK WHO MIGHT ALSO ROMANTICIZE THE PAST, GET EXPLOITED BY THE PAST, AND YOU ARE THE VERY SAME PERSON THIS REVIEW WAS DEDICATED TO, CONGRATULATIONS, STUPID. YOU ARE A PERSON WHO IS SO OBVIOUSLY OBLIVIOUS THAT YOU KEEP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES, YOU DON'T LEARN FROM THE PAST, YOU MERELY SHIELD YOURSELF WITH IT, YOU CANNOT GO FORWARD, SO YOU STAY INSIDE YOUR STUPID BUCKET AS YOU DEVOLVE INTO A CRAB AND DESTROY ANY PASSION AND HOPE INSIDE THIS WORLD FOR NEW AND FRESHER THINGS. SCREW YOU.

THERE IS ONLY 7 BASIC PLOTS IN THE WORLD. IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUDGE THINGS BASED ON THEIR MINISCULE ELEMENTS, THEN ANYTHING CAN BE DARK SOULS OR GOD FORBID UNDERTALE. THEN WHAT IS REALLY SIMILAR TO EARTHBOUND THERE IS TO YIIK? NOTHING. THEY ARE DIFFERENT STORIES WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS. THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE SIMILAR BECAUSE THEY DON'T TOUCH UPON A SIMILAR MESSAGE. IT'S NOT YIIK'S PROBLEM THAT YOU BABY IDIOT WAS JUST BORN INTO THIS WORLD AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BESIDES UNDERTALE. FAILURE TO SEE IN-BETWEEN THE LINES IS WHAT RESULTED IN RISING OF THE SKIN CELL (crazy good commie review)[medium.com]HERO[animefemsplainer.wordpress.com]'s POPULARITY. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE NO BETTER WORKS DONE TODAY, THAN THERE ARE IN THE PAST, SO STOP BEING ELITIST ABOUT OLD AND DRIED CRUSTY PIECES OF SHHEEEEHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT AND LEARN HOW TO RECOGNIZE CONCEPTS WITHIN A CONCEPT

IF YOU THINK THAT UNDERTALE HAS CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING TO THE INDUSTRY OR EVEN THE SUB-GENRE OF INDIE, YOU HAVE PLAYED TOO MUCH WESTERN, OR TOO LITTLE JAPANESE RPG'S. SERIOUSLY. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, STUPID.
IT EVEN BARELY TOUCHED UPON WHAT CAN BE ACHIEVED FROM MODERNIZING RPG GAMES, AND ITS SUCCESS CAN BE EASILY BEATEN, BUT IF YOU CONTINUE BASING YOUR SUCCESS OFF UNDERTALE, YOU WILL BE IN ITS SHADOW FOREVER, BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING

ANYWAY, A PERSON'S WORTH IS NOT DEFINED BY WHAT KIND OF IDEAS THEY CAN SPAWN, BUT RATHER HOW ONE PERFORMS WHILE HANDLING THEM. THAT'S WHY FOR THIS EXPLAINATION WE HAVE A CONTEMPORARY ART GENIUS:









Shinji Mozarella: Hai. me make game. very fun

YES, THERE HE IS IN REAL PERSON.

Shiggy Godzilla: Next game make maria jump 3 times. And put that funny skeleton man over there.




HAHAHA! OH BANG SHISHIGAMI, YOU SILLY OLD COYOTE, YOU.
NOW THAT YOU'VE BATHED IN THE GLORY OF A GENIUS AND TASTED THE AMBROSIA OF GAME DESIGN INSPIRATION, ANYTHING YOUR MIND CONJURES BECOMES SECOND RATE CONCEPT FOR AN ITCHIO GAME. BACK TO AL AND HIS CRAPPY EXCUSES:

"We began the development with some clear goals: create an RPG set in late 90s New Jersey (as RPGs rarely are set in modern times), strike a healthy balance between humor and a compelling plot, as well as make a world with depth. We looked outside of games for inspiration, particularly to author Haruki Murakami. He is an incredible writer, our favorite living author, and someone who makes you feel as if he’s writing your dreams. We made sure everyone on the team read his entire collective works before we began development.

The novels The Wind Up Bird Chronicle and 1Q84 were our biggest direct inspirations, taking cues from Murakami’s frequent themes of missing people, sprawling conspiracies, and magical realism. The themes and tone fit perfectly with what we wanted to achieve, and analyzing his works gave us interesting insights on how to accomplish it. We used the writing techniques of postmodern authors and paid homage to these techniques in the name of the game.

As for gameplay, we looked to some RPGs that modern gamers seem to have forgotten; Lufia 2 and Wild Arms for their compelling use of tools inside dungeons mixed up with turn-based battle modes, and the PS2 game Shadow Hearts for its inventive Judgement Ring battle system."




WHOA THAT'S A LOAD OF WORDS TO DESCRIBE A COLLECTION OF SUBPAR WARIOWARE MINIGAMES HE CALLS A BATTLE SYSTEM WAIT I FORGOT WHICH SIDE I'M ON

TOBY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING A SIMILAR DOCUMENT[imgur.com]

I THINK YIIK UNDERSTOOD A LOT OF THINGS THAT MANY CREATORS FROM OUR CURRENT INDUSTRY DON'T UNDERSTAND, AND NOBODY WAS WILLING TO LISTEN TO WHAT YIICKY YUCKIE YIIK HAD TO SAY BECAUSE CRITICS, JOURNALISTS AND OTHER SIMPLE MINDED PEOPLE WERE GIVING IT THE POOPIES, LOOKING TO BASH IT FOR ANY OTHER REASON THAN IT ACTUALLY DESERVED, EVENTUALLY SILENCING WHAT THE GAME HAD TO SAY WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF MEANINGLESS BUZZ AROUND IT, RATHER THAN ABOUT IT.

FOR ANY ASPIRING VIDEO GAME DEVELOPER OUT THERE, LET ME GIVE YOU AN IMPORTANT TIP, A QUOTE FROM SHIGERU MIYAMOTO HIMSELF:

- Shalami Miami
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NOW EVEN ILLITERATE PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT MURAKAMI IS ALL ABOUT.
(IT'S ABOUT BEING OVERRATED GARBAGE FOR PRETENTIOUS HIPSTERS)

Incoming signal: FRB120127


Big words coming from the Great Gatsby cover art, nobody even knows you, they saw the movie

YIIK's STORY BEGINS WITH OUR PROTAGONIST ALEX ARRIVING BACK INTO HIS OLD TOWN FROM COLLEGE, BARELY MANAGING TO FINISH IT. AFTER COMING BACK, HE REALIZES FOUR THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF:

1) HE'S A USELESS PIECE OF SНIT THAT CAN'T QUITE FIT ANYWHERE, SO HE TRIES TO GO BACK RELIVING HIS OLD, FAMILIAR SIMPLE LIFE WITHOUT REALIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED.

2) HE'S SELF-CENTERED, DRAGS HIS FRIENDS EITHER INTO MESS, OR TO WASTE TIME DOING STUPID SНIT, JUST TO ESCAPE HIS OWN PERSONAL PROBLEMS.

3) TRIES TO BE EVERYONE'S FRIEND, BUT IN THE END RUINS EVERYTHING WITH HIS TERRIBLE PERSONALITY.

4) HE'S A CHOSEN ONE, ONLY HE CAN STOP THE END OF THE WORLD BY INTERACTING WITH OTHERWORDLY, GODLY BEINGS.







Beta: ꐇꁹꁕꍟ꒓꓅ꋫ꒒ꍟ?










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GOTTEM.

GOTTEM BRAINLINS.

MAE AND ALEX ARE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME PROTAGONIST ARCHETYPE. AND EVERYTHING SAID AGAINST ALEX GOES AGAINST MAE. NOW, WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT NOW, WOULD WE? THAT'S RIGHT. NOBODY HAS TO DIE TODAY. DIE ANYWHERE ELSE.

ANYWAY, WHAT'S A BRAINLIN? IS IT LIKE GREMLIN? WITH MENTAL FLAWS INSTEAD OF MECHANICAL? LIKE, DANG. *SIP* GREMLINS WAS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE. *SMACKSMACK*

KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR INTERWEB LINGO, SWITCHING THEIR SHTICK EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS. I AM UNABLE TO ADAPT TO YOUR TOILET BOWL CULTURE.
ANYWAY, NOW THAT I'VE GOT MY HOSTAGE, I REALLY WANNA TALK ABOUT ALEX AND THE POTENTIAL HE CARRIES AS A MAIN CHARACTER. BUT FIRST, LET'S GET THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OUT OF THE WAY.

ALEX ISN'T MUCH OF A CHARACTER, HE'S A PERSON.
AND NO MAN IS AN ISLAND.

“I was trying to make the video game version of a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Haruki Murakami novel. To try and do something a little different y’know? But it turns out, everyone just wants Ayn Rand-ian written characters, where the main villain is like Wesley Mouch. You immediately know what to feel about each character.” "When you make an unlikable character, people expect Sherlock Holmes or Dr. House."
- MY PAL, AL
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And he's right, people only want flawed heroes, they want exaggerations of personalities, they immediately portray themselves as protagonists in every RPG they play, any show they watch. Because this is entertainment, and we do entertainment for escapism. It's absurd to think that media can become part of us in any meaningful way, serve as a mirror, resonate or leave any impact whatsoever. It's just games like Horizon Zero Dawn, movies like Captain Marvel, books like The Vampire and The Werewolf. All of which you'll play, watch, read and forget within a couple of days. Because there are millions of other things like it, yet you'll still enjoy them, in fact, you'll ask for more.


Alpha: 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒 ˆڡˆ

The standards for mental gratification these days are so low, that we think we're entertained by the fact we've read through reviews such as this one, we'd rather copy opinions and mindlessly throw them around than question them or do a debate, because it's easier to trust a friend, or because we **care** too much about "equality" and "each other's feelings". And then when we're done browsing youtube or twitter, we pretend we don't have time for much bigger things in our life, as long as we entertain ourselves with small doses of content, just enough to keep us going, but never making us feel better, and in the long run, destroying our mental health. Our mind has been reduced to a mental capacity of a goldfish, and our brains dried to the size of a small raisin. We've accepted mediocrity. We've lost.
Good day, back to watching one of your Marvel movies.
Go back to
proving how progressive and superior Undertale is by creating political context around it for convenience of your personal agenda[journal.transformativeworks.org].
You are a mere fart in the medium of entertainment.
Suck it up, sport.

Omega: THE NOISE IS LOUDER THAN OTHERS IT'S STUPID AND HATEFUL AND BRINGS NOTHING

Now really go back a bit. Say, you answer with "I never portray myself as a character in anything, i fail to immerse myself, but that doesn't mean i fail at enjoying something, then what?" Then you simply don't care. For instance, in postmodernism observing something without immersion is a mandatory, otherwise you either end up A) Becoming an idiot; B) Hurting yourself. I think it's important to both care and still analyse. Just not around the narrative focus, but rather AROUND the narrative. If that's a hard concept to grasp, think of it that way: You are given two options right now. Have you considered a possibility that there are things beyond these given options, maybe even a third one? Are you familiar with "Think outside the box"? Simply not caring is not a sign of showing superiority or intelligence. And hating on something you can't understand though, is just straight up ignorance.

We need characters like Alex and Mae because of discussions they can produce. WHO is Alex? What kind of person is he? Is he really terrible if there are a lot of people in our world that are EXACTLY like Alex. What if it's you? Then what are you gonna do?
Play Ratchet and Clank maybe? But WHAT can we do about that person?

WHERE WAS A CHARACTER DONE BETTER? AND NO, NOT IN SCOTT PILGRIM vs THE WORLD, OR THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU.

Alpha: ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴏʀɴʏ
Man that's like.. my perfect GF. She watches anime and her hair smells like amonia. We're gonna kill zombies with a shotgun in coop and like, if you know what pacman is.. damn i wanna bang my geek gamer girl. Nothing turns me on like a girl that knows her way around good games. Like pacman. Like, spread your legs. I'm gonna dig dug your tunnel. Only gamers will understand that reference. It's like mario. Just eat the red mushroom. When i have children i'm gonna name my kid.. Doomguy. He's gonna shoot up those bullies real good...
MY JUVENILE FANTASY

BECAUSE THESE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS TO COMPARE YIIK TO; SCOTT NEVER CHANGED, HE JUST FOUND HIMSELF ANOTHER PIECE OF SНIT PERSON JUST LIKE HIM. THE LINE BETWEEN IRONY AND MESSAGE IS TOO THIN FOR A THICK SKULL TO GET THROUGH. RAMONA FLOWERS IS STILL SOMETHING WE SEE EACH DAY AND WE'VE ACCEPTED THAT FACT ALREADY. THE REST OF THE INTERNET DIDN'T. ONE CAN SAY THAT SCOTT PILGRIM IS SO MASTERFULLY CRAFTED THAT IT'S PRETTY UNBIASED. AND WHILE THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU IS AN INCREDIBLY GOOD GAME, IT DOESN'T TOUCH UPON THINGS FROM AN ANGLE THAT YOUR RUN-ON-THE-MILL RPG HAVEN'T ALREADY TOUCHED MANY TIMES BEFORE.

SOME OF THE MORE BIZARRE COMPARISONS WERE Brad FROM Lisa the Painful BUT PEOPLE DON'T HATE BRAD. THEY DON'T HATE Travis AND IF ANYTHING, THEY ARE MORE ANNOYED WITH Raiden.



ᴬᴸ, ᶦ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ I GUESS YOU DIDN'T SEE THE MESSAGE

MAN, SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE, PEOPLE THESE DAYS CANNOT READ BETWEEN THE LINES, LIKE.. Y'KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? CAUSE LIKE, MAN, THEY'RE STARTING TO LOOK INTO THE WRONG KINDS OF DEPTH. THEY'LL LATCH ONTO ANYTHING THAT'LL MAKE THEM FEEL SMART, AS IF FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE IS BEING BESTOWED UPON THEM.


YOU STILL HERE? CAUSE WE'RE NOT DONE YET. I ALWAYS HAVE TO DERAIL MY CONVERSATION ONTO SOMETHING ELSE, BEFORE EVEN PUSHING OUT ONE WORD REGARDING THE ACTUAL GAME. AND THEN EXPLAIN MYSELF FOR LITERAL HOURS JUST SO PEOPLE WITH DANGANRONPA PROFILE PICTURES MAY ALSO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. PRESUMING THEY'RE NOT DROOLING OVER THEIR FINGER WHEN I MENTION FOREIGN, ALIEN WORDS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE FOR A PEA-SIZED BRAIN TO COMPREHEND. THESE PEOPLE ONLY RESPECT CAVEMEN AUTHORS WHO BASH AWAY AT THEIR WORK WITH THEIR STUPID HAMMER THINKING IT WOULD ASCEND THEIR WORKS UP TO THE SKY TO COMPENSATE FOR A TINY PЕNIS.[imgur.com]

BUT I'LL STILL HAVE TO PROBABLY REPEAT MYSELF AS WELL. AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN. WITH THAT IN MIND, WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?

DON'T PEOPLE USE POSTMODERN TO ESCAPE THE BANAL, OR ARE THEY USING IT TO PROVE THAT SOMETHING'S BANAL? RATHER, WHY DID PEOPLE THINK THAT POSTMODERN WAS EVEN AN ANSWER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

WELL, AS LONG AS PEOPLE HAVE SOMETHING TO HATE, I'M GLAD TO EXTEND AN ARM.
BY TRYING TO PROVE HOW BAD UNDERTALE IS, SO WE ALL COULD COLLECTIVELY HATE IT.

NOW, AS A REVIEWER, IT IS MY DUTY TO SAY SOMETHING SIMPLE IN THE MOST PROFOUND WAY TO INCREASE READER'S FURTHER INTEREST. MIGHT AS WELL INDULGE YOU, AS YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO STAY. SPEWING TRIVIA IS MY THIRD NAME.
BECAUSE MY SECOND NAME IS SPITTING INTO FACES OF STUPID PEOPLE.
DID YOU KNOW THAT SPERM-WHALE'S BRAIN IS THE LARGEST OF ALL MAMMALS, WEIGHTS 5 TIMES MORE THAN A HUMAN BRAIN, AND HAS THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF NEOCORTICAL GLIAL CELLS? DESPITE ALL THAT, THEY HAVE FEWER ACTUAL NEURONS THAN HUMANS. BUT THEIR POTENTIAL TO LEARN AND DEVELOP A REAL "BIG BRAIN" THROUGHOUT EVOLUTION IS INCREDIBLY MORE SO THAN THAN OF A HUMAN. ISN'T IT SCARY THOUGH? TO BE THIS BIG, AND TO BE CONSTANTLY AWARE OF EVERYTHING HAPPENING AROUND YOU. DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL THAT THE WORLD IS KINDA SMALLER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS? I'D HATE TO BE IN THEIR SHOES. OR FLIPPERS. DO THEY WEAR FLIP FLOPS? OF COURSE THEY DO.


MAN, ALL THIS RANDOM TRIVIA, MAKES IT WORTH IT TO STAY UP LATE ON THE INTERNET. OR EVEN PAY FOR THE INTERNET TO BEGIN WITH. BEATS WALKING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE IN YOUR FLIP FLOPS.





AND JUST LIKE ALL OF OUR REVIEWS
IT'S GONNA GET PROGRESSIVELY WORSE.
LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

THOSE FEW WHO STILL DARE;

>DESCEND THE STAIRS LEADING INTO ABYSS.

OR SOMETHING
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀CLUELESS IDIOT READER⠀⠀-->⠀웃⠀
ANYWAY, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? OH YEAH⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀NOW
PIZZAGATE WAS REAL. I TOLD YOU IT WAS REAL.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀LETS
SO FROM NOW ON, YA'LL SHOULD LISTEN TO ME.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ GO
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT TRAGEDIES.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BACK
NEXT THING WE DO, IS BURY TOBY FOX ALONG⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀TO
WITH ALL OF UNDERTALE'S PHYSICAL COPIES.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀OUR
THEN BUILD KINDERGARTEN ON THAT SPOT.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀PREVIOUS
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀TOPIC,
WHILE AT IT, NUKE MOON.. THANKS.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ALEX

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Steam broke it and i will not fix it ^[i.imgur.com]

THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S DUM-DUM IN THE ATTIC. IT'S HOLLOW KNOCKS ON THE WOOD. IT'S NOT QUITE IN THERE CAUSE IT'S SQUARE.


Alpha: (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥️ 𝐇𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐐𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 ♥️

BUT IT UNDERSTANDS A LOT OF THINGS BY HEART. IF YIIK WASN'T A POSTMODERN GAME, IT WOULD BE A GOOD GAME. JUST BECAUSE IT'S A DUMMY, IT DIDN'T QUITE MANAGE TO REACH OUT TO A WIDER AUDIENCE. BUT BEING A BAD POSTMODERN GAME IS PRECISELY WHY YIIK CAN APPEAL TO A LOT OF PEOPLE. AS I ALREADY SAID,
"WHEN YIIK ISN'T TRYING TO BE POSTMODERN, IT IS A GOOD GAME." IT'S INTIMATE AND PERSONAL ON EVERY LEVEL, IT'S AN INDIE GAME FOR GOD'S SAKE. AND THEN PEOPLE COMPARE IT TO PERSONA IN A BAD WAY.

ANY PERSON CAN TELL THAT YIIK IS STUPID JUST BY BREATHING TOWARDS ITS GENERAL DIRECTION. YIIK NEVER WANTED TO BE "I'M WAY SMARTER THAN YOU" TYPE OF POSTMODERN. IT KNEW EXACTLY THAT IT WASN'T "SMART", IT WAS NOT DESIGNED TO BE "SMART". RATHER, IT WAS SINGLE DEV'S EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND LIFE AROUND HIM. NOR WAS ALEX EVER DESIGNED TO BE A RELATABLE CHARACTER, YET AT ATTEMPTS OF ONLY CRITIQUING HIM, YOU GET DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD THAT HE IS. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT "SMART", IT WAS ATTEMPTS TOWARDS GENERALLY POSITIVE DIRECTION. BUT PEOPLE DIDN'T EXACTLY AGREE, THEY NEED POSTMODERN THAT TRIES TO GO ABOVE AND BEYOND, TO BE SO VAGUE AND "DEEP" THAT IT'LL MAKE THE VERY SAID PEOPLE FEEL SMART WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THAT NO AMOUNT OF TRIVIAL KNOWLEDGE WILL PLUG A HOLE INSIDE THEIR BRAIN. WHEN PEOPLE REALIZED THAT YIIK IS SOMETHING THAT ONLY WILL GIVE THEM THE PLEASURE OF BEING PRETENTIOUS THEMSELVES AT THE EXPENSE OF BECOMING A HORRIBLE PERSON LIKE HIM, THEY HATED IT. AND LEFT TO REVEL IN SOMETHING THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A PIECE OF MEDIA FOR THEM.

AND THAT'S HOW THE IDIOCY WAS TRULY REVEALED BY MERE REFLECTION IN A PUDDLE. YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE FAIL TO GRASP BASIC CONCEPTS? BECAUSE THEY STICK THEIR HANDS SO HARD UP THEIR RECTUM, THEY GET TICKETS TO A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE OF ABSURD ANALOGIES, THAT THEY LOSE SIGHT OF REALITY. AS COMMON SENSE ESCAPES THEM, FURTHER DOWN THE TUNNEL THEY GO, AS THEY GIVE POWER TO PEOPLE THEY KNOW NOTHING OF, MERELY DUE TO THEIR PUBLIC APPEARANCE, QUOTES TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT AND ACTIONS THAT THEY BEAR NO FULL AUTHORITY OF. I WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO USE THIS COMPARISON, BUT PEOPLE THESE DAYS ARE LIKE "DOGS", IN A SENSE, THEY LOOK UP TO SOMETHING THEY THINK THAT IS GENERALLY "BETTER", LIKE A DOG WOULD LOOK UP TO ITS OWNER. IT'S REALLY PATHETIC AND FLAWLESSLY SHOWS MENTAL WEAKNESSES.



POSTMODERN IS BARELY A REPLACEMENT FOR THE CORE PRINCIPLES OF GOOD OR BAD, BUT YET AGAIN, WHO DOES IT HELP TO HAVE A DUALISTIC, ALMOST TRIBAL MINDSET (AMERICANS OF COURSE).


THEY NEED BLUNTNESS, HONESTY/GOALS, HUMANITY.
THIS MAKES HATERS OF YIIK VERY IGNORANT, AND FANS OF YIIK VERY STUPID.

THAT'S WHERE THE THOUGHT ENDS, IT'S REALLY THAT SIMPLE.

WITH HONESTY WE ACHIEVE FASTER PROGRESS, WITH HUMANITY WE SHARE A PASSION FOR A SINGLE GOAL, WITH BLUNTNESS WE POP THE BARRIER OF A CULTURAL BUBBLE, AND IN COMBINATION OF ALL, WE BECOME cool
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE BE cool ANYMORE?

HERE'S THE TRUTH:

YIIK DIDN'T UNDERSTAND GAME DESIGN, IT DIDN'T APPEAL TO SOME PEOPLE WITH HOW THE DIALOGUES WERE HANDLED. BUT THE DIALOGUES ARE THE BEST PART OF THIS GAME, THEY WERE THOUGHT OF ON A FULL BRAIN-POWER CAPACITY, AND THEN SOME PEOPLE SAID THAT THEY'RE ON PAR WITH KINGDOM HEARTS LEVEL OF BAD.




BUT I DIGRESS. DO YOU THINK KINGDOM HEARTS IS STUPID?

HAVE YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS?



OKAY, IT IS STUPID, BUT WHY DOES THAT MAKES IT BAD? IF IT BRINGS YOU JOY IN ITS STUPIDITY, WHY ARE YOU CRITICIZING IT? IN FACT, IT DOESN'T TAKE A SMART PERSON TO POINT OUT THAT KINGDOM HEARTS IS STUPID, AREN'T YOU A SMARTIE-PANTS FOR POINTING OUT AN OBVIOUS CAPITALISTIC CASHGRAB OF A GAME WITH RECOGNIZABLE FRANCHISE CHARACTERS BELONGING TO A CAPITALISTIC OVERLORDLY MASTODON


IT IS PRECISELY WHY IT'S THE PERFECT GAME, BECAUSE IT WEARS ITS STUPIDITY ON ITS FACE, IT'S HILARIOUSLY ENTERTAINING AND YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME TO CRITICIZE IT FOR ITS GAMEPLAY. DO YOU HAVE HUMILITY? ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN AT ALL?

YA KNOW, THEY SAY EMPATHY IS BIOLOGICAL. YOU MIGHT BE A HOMUNCULUS OR SOMETHING.




AND THEN THERE'S THE PERSONA FANS

Wud if.. Yiik is pesona... BUT DUM? AHAHAHAHA LMAO LOL LOL LMAO LAO LOAALAOALAOLOOO AAWOGAAAA

AND I KNOW THIS TYPE OF PEOPLE, I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT THEY DON'T REALLY THINK WHEN THEY SPEAK, AND THOSE WHO REPEAT THEM ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T REALLY THINK AT ALL SO LIKE UMM...



MAN, UNDERTALE OF COURSE, MY MAN AHAHAH


AAHAHAHAHAHA MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN


OAAAAOAOAOAOOOOOOAA


...

















What year is it?

OF COURSE A TRIPLE A GAME, MADE BY A COMPANY, BY A HUGE TEAM, IS WASTLY SUPERIOR, IN EVERY ASPECT. BUT ALSO INCLUDING INTELLECTUAL.
REMEMBER WHEN IN PERSONA 2, BAD MOUSTACHEMAN GOT RESURRECTED SOLELY DUE TO THE RUMORS? SO A GROUP OF TEENAGERS MUST FIGHT MOUSTACHEMAN-WIELDING A SPEAR, WHO TURNS OUT TO BE NYARLATHOTEP? AND THEN END OF THE WORLD HAPPENS? AND THEN LATER FRANCHISES ARE ABOUT TEENAGERS WHO DESTROY GODS BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP? SORRY, BUT
PERSONA: DATE UNDERAGE IS A BIG BRAIN GAME
FOR A BIG BRAIN AUDIENCE.

BUT I'M NOT A YOUTUBER, I'M AN OPINION SPITTING MACHINE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND AT THE SAME TIME I PRETEND THAT I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

AND THIS IS PRECISELY WHY YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, SHOULD LISTEN TO ME. BECAUSE THERE IS NOWHERE FOR YOU TO RUN AS AN INDIVIDUAL.

WE ARE NOW THE INDIVIDUAL. BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONES WHO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO OPTIONS, AND WE TURN THE WORLD AROUND. IT'S EITHER LIKE OR DISLIKE. THIS IS HOW OUR SMALL REPTILIAN BRAIN IS SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION, ROOTED DEEPLY WITHIN OUR UNCONSCIOUSS BIAS.

SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT cool ENOUGH TO HAVE THE THIRD OPTION, NOT SMART ENOUGH. ALL THAT'S AVAILABLE TO YOU AS A THIRD OPTION IS INACTION, AS YOU SLOWLY GROW INTO A VEGETABLE WHEN FACED WITH ABSOLUTE FREEDOM.

WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SPECIAL, BECAUSE OTHERWISE THE LAW, THE POLITICIANS, THEY'RE ALL GONNA TUMBLE DOWN. LET US ALL SLOWLY EXPLAIN THE JOKE TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT IN ON IT, SO WE COULD ALL BE PREDICTABLE IN PLACES WHERE WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE UNPREDICTABLE. THESE DAYS IT'S SPECIAL TO BE UNSPECIAL, GET BEHIND THE LINE, BECAUSE WE'RE WATCHING THE YOUTUBERS.

SO... HAVE YOU ALREADY CHOSEN WHAT DEFINES YOU?

BECAUSE TOMORROW I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF IT.
AND THEN WE'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH

TODAY'S GONNA FEEL LIKE TOMORROW SOMEDAY.

CHOO-CHOO, JOIN OUR LITTLE BANDWAGON
FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TILL IT'S ALL UNAVAILABLE VIDEOS?


LOOK AT THIS NERD DOING A 5 HOUR ESSAY AND SAYING BASICALLY NOTHING WE CAN'T SCRAPE OFF THESE STUPID 30 MINUTE VIDEOS



HEY, THIS ONE'S PRETTY FUNNY. AND THE REVIEW'S DECEN-
"Toby's song is the best one"
NEVERMIND INTO THE GARBAGE IT GOES







WAIT A MINUTE, IS HE TALKING ABOUT GRIS?
HE'S SAYING IT'S BETTER THAN YIIK, AND A GOOD GAME NO LESS?
IS THIS MAN BRAINDEAD?
HOLD YOUR HORSES, LET'S TALK ABOUT GRIS IN A BIT
I'LL BE 100% HONEST HERE, MY EDITOR HAS PLAYED GRIS ALONGSIDE ME JUST TO HELP AND GENERATE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT OF TEXT ABOUT IT, BUT NOPE. IT'S JUST A POOR MAN'S JOURNEY.



A WOMAN CAN BE ANY SHAPE SHE WANTS TO BE

NOT EVEN THAT, MORE LIKE STUPID MAN'S JOURNEY ACROSS LEVELS OF ART ANALYSIS. MORE LIKE GREASE OFF A STUPID BROW. THE GAME IS FULL OF POSTIVIE REVIEWS, BUT NONE OF THE REVIEWS WILL ACTUALLY TELL YOU WHY THE GAME'S GREAT. GREASE'S BIG IDEA IS TO TRAVEL ACROSS 5 STAGES OF GRIEF, YOUR GOAL TO BRING COLOR BACK TO THE EACH WORLD WITH COLORS CORRESPONDING TO AN IMAGE YOU'D GET BY GOOGLING "5 STAGES OF GRIEF".

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DEALS WITH 5 STAGES OF GRIEF, BUT BETTER? FREAKING MAJORA'S MASK.
BUT THAT'S.... JUST A THEORY.... A GAME THEORY... ;)

5 STAGES OF GRIEF IS NOT A STORY BY ITSELF. IT'S A THEME. AND MAJORA'S MASK HAD A STORY TO SUPPORT IT. DOES GRIS HAVE A STORY? NOT A COMPLEX STORY, BUT ANYTHING. IT DOESN'T

- professional art analysist from the youtube comment section that comments "i'm on shrooms" on every music video you watch.

THEN WHY THE FRECK DOES THIS GAME EVEN HAVE ACTUAL ARCADE ACHIEVEMENTS PUT INTO IT. DOES "FEELING" THE THEME HAS TO COME OPTIONAL FROM SIMPLY EXPERIENCING? CHECK THIS OUT[www.naguide.com]. OKAY, CONSIDERING THAT BREAKING INSUKSUK IS A TABOO, IT WOULD BE LOGICAL TO MAKE THE CHARACTER PROCEED BY INFLICTING ACTS OF SENSELESS VIOLENCE, THUS SOLIDIFYING THEME OF "ANGER", RIGHT?


YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT A COUPLE OF CRACKED FLOORS TO PROGRESS. AND THIS IS JUST 1 EXAMPLE, I WON'T EVEN MENTION THAT YOU DON'T EVEN RETURN COLOR TO THE LEVELS. YOU JUST MAKE THEM BRIGHTER.
IT'S COMPLETELY STATIC IMAGES THAT DON'T FEEL LIKE ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GAME DOESN'T DO ITS JOB ON PORTRAYING EACH WORLD'S FEELING THROUGH ITS GAMEPLAY. YOU COULD ARGUE THAT MASHING BUTTONS ON BOSS FIGHTS AND BASIC PLATFORMING IS THAT, BUT THEN EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE SAID ABOUT MARIO, CAN BE SAID ABOUT GRIS AS WELL. EVERYTHING BUT IT BEING A GOOD GAME.



GREASE IS NOT A GAME ABOUT GETTING OVER GRIEF AND SPIRITUAL EMPTYNESS.
IT IS EMPTYNESS.
A PURE, PRETENTIOUS EMPTYNESS THAT YOU PEOPLE TRIED TO ELEVATE.
AGAIN
WITH A FEW NUDGES, THE PLAYER THEMSELVES CAN FILL THE VOID THAT IS THIS GAME. YET IT'S NOT EVEN A GAME. EVEN IF YOU PUT IT INTO THE SUCH HATED BY THE MASSES CATEGORY OF "WALKING SIMS". IT'S A MULTICOLORED PIECE OF MOSSAIC THAT PRETENDS IT'S ITS OWN PAINTING.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/219680/Proteus/

THIS GAME'S DESCRIPTION FITS GREASE AS WELL. BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHY IT'S A PROBLEM. PROTEUS IS NOT A DEEP, MEANINGFUL GAME. IT'S AN EXPERIENCE, AND IT DELIVERS ON THAT, BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE A LIVING WORLD, INSTEAD OF HAVING COMPLETELY NON-ORGANIC WORLD OF GRIS, WHERE CONCEPT ARE IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THE FINAL PRODUCT. PROTEUS GIVES YOU EXACTLY WHAT ONE WOULD EXPECT, HATED BY MANY, BUT IT'S WITHOUT PRETENSE. IT IS WHAT IT IS, AND BY BEING ITSELF, IT ALSO DEVELOPS ITS OWN STYLE.

GREASE TRIES TO BE SOMETHING CONTERMPORARY, BUT ENDS UP BEING NOTHING, AMALGAMATION OF GENERIC TUMBLR ARTSTYLE, A GAME ENGINEERED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF TRYING TO GIVE SOMETHING THAT FEELS LIKE A COMPLEX EXPERIENCE TO STUPID UNDERTALE FANGIRLS THAT ARE TIRED OF SHIPPING THEMSELVES WITH SANS UNDERFELL. AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE TURNING ME INTO YOUR BIG-ITCH BY PROVING ME WRONG. THEN I'M GONNA PROVE YOU WRONG, BY ASKING YOU A QUESTION. DOUBLE WRONG.

EXPLAIN WHAT EACH OF THE STAGES PORTRAYS AS SHOWN IN THE GAME.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT, CAN YOU?
DUDE... I THINK I HAVE DEPRESSION.




IF YOUR OWN INSIDE-WORLD IS GRAY, ONE-TONE AND FILLED WITH CRAPPY STATUES OF YOURSELF IN YOUR MORNING PRE-WORK ATTIRE, THEN

Gris is for you!!! :)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/683320/GRIS/

ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT ALEX IS A HIPSTER EVEN THOUGH THAT VERY SPECIFIC OUTLOOK OF THE SUBCULTURE THAT HE'S PORTRAYING WITH HIS VISUAL DESIGN AND CLOTHES HAVEN'T REALLY DEVELOPED YET TILL 21ST CENTURY? I GUESS WE WILL. POSTMODERN, BAYBEE.
META-NARRATIVES BAYYBEE
SIMULACRUMS ARE SEEPING, TWISTING THE PERCEPTION OF TRUTH AND REALITY BAYYBBEE
SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS BAYYBBEE
SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF BAAYYBBEE
SUSPENDERS BBAAYYBBEE
COMMODIFICATION BBAAYYBBEEAAaaAAAAAAAAAA
A BABY
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO BAN ME OVER THIS IMAGE CAUSE HE'S NOT NAKED- It's that baby



That's right, look away baby. There is nothing for you here. Postmodern is a SMART GENRE, NOT FOR BABIES. IT REQUIRES KNOWLEDGE OF FACTS AND EPIC TRUTHS. AND ESPECIALLY THOSE WORDS THAT I'VE MENTIONED, THEY'RE NOT BABY WORDS. IT IS PRECISELY THROUGH CAREFUL ANALYSIS AND DECONSTRUCTION WE ARE ABLE TO CREATE SOMETHING IN POSTMODERN. IT I-



- That baby is ruthless, holy dookie



Okay, you got me. It is for babies. It just so happens that a lot of themes from the genre crosses that specific kind of kid's rebel phase where they curse capitalism and-



- This f*cking baby here is dropping MASSIVE throbbing redpills on the normies my f*cking GOD


And then wallowing manbabies come back to it in their 20-ies something, when they wanna relive their childhood or something, thinking they know everything so now they'll gonna blow everyone's minds with basic knowledge and common sense, just cause it's a rarity these days. I don't know why it keeps getting more and more popular. It really shouldn't-


- Postmodern just got completely destroyed by this savage baby here, there is now literally nothing to do with it cause of this mothersucking baby


Holy sh- Yeah you're right. In the end, postmodern doesn't require you to have a brain, but rather to have a gut. Look at Neon Genesis: Evangelion for example! It's a huge piece of sh*t!

WITH FEELINGS!



Arguably, it's not even postmodern, but rather MODERN instead, but you're a fool if you think i give a POOPIE, IT'S A PRETENTIOUS HYPOTHETICAL ВUTT FULL OF ALLEGORICAL GAS THAT YOU THEORETICALLY GET HIGH ON AND START FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING TO THE SMART FACTOR. smell good farts, now rich on smarts

Any idiot can just point at the Bible and say HEY REMEMBER WHEN SPOCK FATALLY IRRADIATED HIMSELF AND SLOWLY DIED? oh wait, that's Star Trek. I get those 2 mixed up all the time. Anyway, YIIK is a VERY PERSONAL experience, not a lot of people may find it comfortable, even. EVANGELION wouldn't be the same way if not for the CUTE HAREM AND FUNNY PENGUIN. Without them, it could've been just as bad as YIIK is.

People usually call games made by the heart "personal". But AL didn't only poured his heart into the game, he poured his personal life, his experiences, his relatives and himself. Everything influenced YIIK, from his personal tragedies to random talks with strangers on the bus. And it feels... Almost too human.

How is that different from EVA where the whole world was created based off Hideaki Anno's depression. All of his characters were either his personal demons, insecurities and even friends.
Eva, most importantly, is about escapism. It uses fantasy to talk about more global and important things. But YIIK isn't. It's way more grounded in reality. It vaguely, but realistically depicts actual world problems, and maybe due to lack of subtlety or misuse of abstract imagery, it fails to connect with people, who are then simply left uninterested. Nobody wants to acknowledge that the world is fritty. Because this message is already run into the ground, it's not that hard to prove, go outside and see for yourself. No, a lot of people tell us that on a daily basis. Go and check the internet, it doesn't take effort to complain. What takes effort though, is confront. In every sense of the word.

Eva, like any postmodern, stimulates your prostate by pretending to be complex and leaving breadcrumbs all over the place to collect. And it is only as complex as the person making it are, and i like to believe that people are complex no matter what kind of level of intelligence they posses, even undertale fans. But not a lot of people examining such piece of media ARE READY to meet that person.



YIIK merely touches upon escapism, it's an obstacle on a path towards acceptance. And denial is a long part of this road, denial that you are Alex. Because you are not the most important person in the whole universe. And you are not an egotistical hipster. You clearly know that. But you can't completely throw away that idea. Denial becomes more of a rejection. Once upon a time, you were Alex. You tried to be in his shoes. And now you hate him, as you see him for who he really is. Alex was never a character. Because he's a person. A person that may in fact exist right now in our world. Person that certain people would tag as a "soyboy", "numale", "coockold" by appearance.

But we've seen Alex as more than that, we've seen him up close, as a person. And it doesn't change the fact that he's terrible.

But can we change Alex?

In no way he's a self-insert character, if you think so, you've completely missed the point. If you think this way... Then it means that Alex exactly works as intended, because what you're seeing, is pieces of his personality that are rubbing off of you, things you are but things you clearly don't want to be. So what you do, is get upset and turn the arrow on somebody else who "deserves" it. This is how hate works within the world.

Of course, it's also very easy to hamfistedly slam your point across the wall and say "YOU'RE STUPID, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU STUPID IDIOT, GOD YOUR SO STUPID, I'M A GENIUS, BAITED LOL *SNIPSNAP* THIS GOES INTO MY EPIC FAIL COMPILATION". There are plenty of "tried and true" ways to base your judgement on. And that's alright, if there is REALLY something to see, we try to get that vision shared within the world. You can slap the concept of seven deadly sins to basically anything and then call something deep, but it won't be because THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST BASIC CONCEPT YOU DINGLEBERRY

DAMN DOG.

IS ANAGRAM FOR MAN GOD.
(but also for MANG DOD)

AND ANAGRAMS ARE SIGNS OF A BIG BRAIN INTELLECTUAL.

YOU HEAR ME TOBY?


"What would change if i chose this path instead of the other? What if chose no path at all? Would it be the same?" Is a question people ask themselves at one point of their life, and something YIIK tries to answer. Parallel lives and dimensions exist exactly for this very reason, and if you've paid attention to the storyline and character bio's, Alex does change. But his core personality traits remain the same. He's still Alex. He might as well be successful, likeable in appearance and personality, even more charismatic than he already is (rawr Alex is hot ◠﹏◠). But he'll be Alex. He'll still be a piece of shi* that hurts people around him. PROTO-ALEX-es are those basis of his core personality.

So the real question is, not whether can we change Alex, but can a man change his fate?

*Updated my journal

WAIT A MINUTE WHERE'S PART 1?
WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER, MUST'VE ROLLED DOWN UNDER THE SOFA OR SOMETHING, SHOULD BE AROUND HERE BETWEEN THE SECTIONS ANYWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING, I'M NOT SAYING THAT FOR A COMEDIC EFFECT, I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW, HELP ME GOD

"IT AIN'T MY FAULT, NO SIREE. IT'S THE WORLD'S FAULT THE WAY I AM."
ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵐᵃⁿ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ, ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵉˡˢᵉ
IN OUR WORLD, A PERSON IS DEFINED BY ACTIONS. WHETHER HE'S A HERO OR A COWARD, IT ALL COMES OUT BASED ON HOW HE ACTS AND WHAT HE DOES WHENEVER THE SITUATION ARRIVES. AND WHEN IT DOES, HE TAKES THE RESPONSIBILITY IN ITS FULLEST CAPACITY, BE IT ACTION OR INACTION.
I SAID THAT ONCE. I MEAN ME, AL.EXE JONES.
YOU PROBABLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT YOUR HUMBLE HOST BY NOW, DIDN'T YOU?
Omega: HOLY SНIT I WISH I DID
IT'S A WORLD OF AL'S.
AL IS LESS OF A PERSON,
AND MORE OF A CONCEPT.
DON'T YOU THINK SO?
ALL CONCEPTS HAVE THEIR VALUE
SOME HAVE MORE, SOME HAVE LESS.
ONE DAY, PLATINUM WAS
CHEAPER THAN GOLD
IT WAS TREATED LIKE DIRT.
PLATINUM IS ALSO 30 TIMES
RARER THAN GOLD.
IT'S A BIT SAD, DON'T YOU THINK?





TOBY FOX IS ALSO A CON-
ᴵᵗ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵉᵃʳˡʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING
TOBY FOX IS A CON ARTIST.
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY

THERE ARE STILL THINGS LEFT TO TALK ABOUT ALEX. WHO COULD'VE THOUGHT THAT A BAD CHARACTER COULD BE ANALYZED THROUGHOUT SO MANY PARAGRAPHS, BAD CHARACTERS AM I RIGHT? HEH!
BUT THIS AIN'T ANYTHING IN COMPARISON TO WHAT THE LEFT WING ANALYZED ABOUT UNDERTALE. YOU COULD PASS IT OFF AS A BIBLE OR SOMETHING. HEH-HEH-HEH..
UHH...

NOW, LET'S PRETEND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SOLID GROUND, WE BASE OFF OF NOTHING, NO LOGIC, NO PRINCIPLE, NO COMMON SENSE, NO MORALITY.

SO, LET'S KEEP DISSOLVING FURTHER INTO CHAOS.

ALEX, LIKE THE VIEWER, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU UNLESS YOU'RE A PRETTY GIRL, OR A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. THE ELEVATOR GIRL CASE ALSO APPLIES TO THIS, JUST AS MUCH IT APPLIES TO THE REAL LIFE.






"I was someone who was very moved by the terrible case of Elisa Lam. I really feel for her tragic passing. Her suffering was influential in the development of the game.
After seeing that video, there is a strange feeling, you want to reach out through your screen and try to save her."
- AL

YIIK EXPLORES THE CONCEPT OF HYPOCRICY ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, LIKE THE MISSING WHITE GIRL SYNDROME[en.wikipedia.org], WHICH GETS A MENTION IN THE GAME, BUT I DON'T THINK EXPOSING HYPOCRISY OF SUCH PROPORTIONS[imgur.com] WAS INTENTIONAL. NEVERTHELESS, THIS GAME IS GENIUS FOR THAT ALONE. (not gonna link the thread where they blatantly give away the pirated copy of the game alongside a beetchyranty walkthrough)



FIRST OF ALL, THE POST NEVER MENTIONS THE APPEARANCE OF SEMI LATER IN THE GAME, AUTHOR CHOSE TO BE OFFENDED BY HOW IT IS, AND DECIDED THAT THERE'S ENOUGH INFORMATION HERE TO THROW A TANTRUM AND START A DUMPSTER FIRE.
WHAT BAFFLES ME, IS THAT NOBODY EVEN QUESTIONED IT.



SECOND, AUTHENTIC RECREATION OF THE INTERNET WENT COMPLETELY OVER THE HEAD, INSTEAD LET'S BE OFFENDED BY THINGS THAT ARE MEANT TO BE OFFENDING AND THEN BE OFFENDED WHEN WE REALIZE THAT IT'S DESIGNED TO BE OFFENDING, THEN BE OFFENDED AT SOMEONE WHO'S POINTING OUT THAT IT'S DESIGNED TO BE OFFENDING WHEN IT'S OFFENDING, SO IT'S A NEVERENDING LOOP OF OFFENDING, ESCALATING HYPE TO MASSIVE LEVELS, A REASON TO GIVE VERMIN-JOURNALISTS MONEY, CERTAIN "ROGUE-HEROES" EXPOSURE, AND IDIOTS THAT BLINDLY DANCE TO THE PIPER - NOTHING.



THIRD, THINGS YOU CONSIDER AS OFFENSIVE ARE SPRAWLED DIRECTLY FROM YOUR MASSIVE EGO, IT'S EASY MODE TO CHOOSE TO BE OFFENDED RATHER THAN TO CHALLENGE.



WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE, IS THAT YIIK IS A MULTILAYERED STORYTELLING THAT CRITICIZES THE MASS MEDIA, CULTURE, INTERNET AND POLICE INSTITUTIONS. AND IT DOES SO BY SHOWING THINGS HOW THEY ARE.

WHEN THEY ARE STUCK ALONE WITH ALEX, THEY HATE HIM. THEY HATE HIM, BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT THE GAME PORTRAYS ALEX AS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. A PERSON, WHO'S EGO IS SO MASSIVE AND PERSONALITY IS SO TOXIC, THAT IT DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE.

HYPERBOLLE hmm what a strange word

SO, BY THE END OF THE DAY, WHAT IS YIIK?
Omega: WHO CARES YOU FRYIIK?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/960710/DONT_GIVE_UP_A_Cynical_Tale/
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YIIK certainly isn't Planet Escape: Tournament The Silver Plate Dial Recognition DGUACT
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It lacks certain aspects of grace, it's gullible in a narrative genre that is otherwise blockheaded or ruthless.

POSTMODERNISM exists as an art of provocation, to explore society, breaking conventions and norms, even if it's in destructive form, it's a way for people to safely reach something through thin layers of irony based on trial and error of a safer alternative to mistakes or violence, although postmodern can, and will sometimes create violence around the idea, but it also provokes in a way that shows that humans will artificially create forms for concepts to justify the meaning to the need of suscepting violence, it shows that no matter how highly one holds one's point of interest, be it religion, a belief, an idea, a concept, a policy or even a hobby and an interest, the outcome and the intent remains the same. All trivialities fall like a castle of cards before postmodernism, proving that no matter what, people will only use these things as a way to justify their deeds. it's also a genre that will most likely make a more experienced people roll their eyes, since how much of a try-hard it is when it propagates so much of "everything = subjective" which only comes out looking like a pretentious teenager or a man-baby lost in their mid twenties, after a political discussion with a bunch of friends.Most people acknowledge it so little, only to single-out some of the entries to promote the entire genre. The truth is, we're living in an era where most artistic forms are starting to decay, and cultural bubbles begin to pop, creating a much broader understanding and spawning more discussions whether or not something belongs to the public after its initial pop-culture status.


Given this, we can also pretend that YIIK was created as a game that was designed as a shell solely made for creative projection, something that has made every mistake humanly possible, to create so much shell shock energy, to force the internet in its entirety, to make a working alternative, to fit into its free-form way of writing, with its alternative universes and parallels and such.

It's also comparable to earthbound every time, despite trying to focus on an entirely different mood and premise

...






You know what else fits this description?















https://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/Undertale/

THIS IS NOW


DEAL WITH IT

CAUSE WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT YIIK

IN A YIIK REVIEW


NICE CENSORSHIP THERE, TOBY, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE SENTIMENTAL

ᵐᵃⁿ ʷᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵗ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵃˡˡ ᵒⁿ ʰᶦˢ ᵏⁿᵉᵉˢ
INSTEAD OF DOING A FULL, FLESHED OUT REVIEW ON UNDERTALE, I'M JUST GONNA POST A COUPLE OF VIDEOS, SO EVEN IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GULLIBLE IDIOTS THAT BOUGHT A BUNKER AT Y2K CRAZE, AND STILL RESIDING IN IT, WAITING TO BE EMERGED TO FIND OUT THAT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS WIPED OUT EXCEPT FOR UNDERTALE IT'LL HELP YOU TO GET ALONG WITH THE CRAZE AND NOT TO BE LEFT OUT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvhbf_TXAgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utHpb5udZU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k7Wd2DYyyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Bf0fel8S0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg

OKAY, REAL TALK.
THE PLOT WHERE SKELETON HAS SEXY TIME WITH MOMMA GOAT IS THE ONLY WELL-WRITTEN PLOT IN THE GAME. BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. TORIEL AND SANS ARE NEIGHBOURS, SO DOES TORIEL'S SENSE OF HUMOR HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH SANS. THEIR "ROMANCE" SIDE-PLOT MAKES SENSE ON ALL LEVELS.

AND THAT IS THE ONLY PLOT LINE IN UNDERTALE THAT WORKS, WHICH TELLS A LOT ABOUT THE GAME. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T WORK. AT ALL.

1. WHY DOES ASGOR WANTS TO BREAK THE BARRIER IF THEIR ASSES GOT KICKED BY HUMANS, IS HE PLANNING TO MERGE WITH HUMAN SOULS OR SOMETHING? WHY GO THERE IF THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE.
2. WHY WAS THERE A "WAR" IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN A STUPID HUMAN BABY CAN KILL A MONSTER, NO BIGGIE. THERE WOULDN'T BE WAR, CAUSE MONSTERS WOULD HAVE TO RETREAT THEMSELVES.
3. WHY WOULDN'T ASGOR JUST WAIT FOR FALLEN KIDS TO DIE OF OLD AGE? BOSS MONSTERS SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE LONG, IT'S ALREADY ESTABLISHED. IF ASRIEL SOMEHOW GOT OUT OF THE BARRIER (WHAT THE???) TO TRY AND BRING CHARA TO HUMANS (WHICH CAN MEAN HE MERGED WITH HUMAN SOUL TO PASS THE BARRIER, BUT GOT HIS ASS KICKED AND THEN CAME BACK AND COLLAPSED, OKAY IT'S FINE SO FAR, THIS WORKS BADLY BUT IT WORKS.) WHY WOULDN'T ASGOR USE THIS PLAN TO ESCAPE THE BARRIER AND BRING SOULS OF THE ELDERLY AS THEY PASS AWAY, DO SOULS LOSE POWER AS THEY AGE? AREN'T HUMANS ARE ALL ABOUT ACCUMULATING SENSELESS POWER? WHAT THE HECK IS THIS STORY?
4. WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED, THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BARRIER. WHAT? ARE HUMANS STUPID OR IS JUST TOBY? THERE ARE LONG TIME NUCLEAR WASTE MESSAGES[en.wikipedia.org] DESIGNED TO KEEP GENERATIONS OFF THE IRRADIATED GROUNDS, WHY ARE THERE NO WARNING SIGNS AND A HOLE THAT KIDS KEEP FALLING THROUGH.
5. CHARA IS STUPID, ATE POISON AND DIED CAUSE THEY HAD DEPRESSION. NOW THEY ARE EVIL CREEPY PASTA.
6. UNDYNE KILLED CHILDREN BUT NOW SHE'S OUR WACKY LITTLE TSUNDERE BRO.
7. WHY IS THERE TIME MANIPULATION WITHIN THE BARRIER? THE ANSWER IS:
8. GASTER IS THE REASON FOR EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FU*K THIS, I'M DONE. UNDERTALE IS an artificial story that you can apply to life only by out of context snippets of very specific parts because of how self contradicting the story is, not serving any true meaning from unreliable message with no narrative solidifcation

Incoming signal: FRB 200428
But it doesn't matter whether or not it's bad, or stupid, or useless, or just objectively NOT GOOD, right?

The principle is simple, anything that joggles that noggin' of yours can't be all that bad. All in all, people are very gullible and INCREDIBLY ignorant, they need to make 1000 mistakes to adopt a mindset that works in favor of all, and as they strive towards development, they forget and stumble upon the most basic of things, as they falsely build the significance around their idiocracy.

IDIOCRACY SOUNDS POLITICAL, AND WE DON'T BRING IN POLITICS UNLESS ITS IN THE FAVOR OF YOUR AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR RULER. (CAN'T SPELL IT WITHOUT "AUTHOR") LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, LOOK AT THIS IDIOT[medium.com] TALKING ABSOLUTE NONSENSE (hmm he looks familiar) WHILE STICKING TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGES OF THE IDEOLOGY, WHAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE, IS A FREAKING HE-MAN CARTOON FROM THE 80'S CAUSE WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IS ONE SIDE GOES "i'm good but stupid" and "MWYAH I'M EVIL BUT INFANTILE" on top of that they both are SEX PERVERTS, and they LOVE to think that people in the middle like to watch, but in truth they are just scrolling through pornographic material and sometimes get a boner or two from watching these buffoons fail miserably.
AL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS HE-MAN ANALOGY ABOUT POLITICAL IDEOLOGIES?

-AL
Alpha: 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐅𝐄𝐖 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AFTER TAKING EACH OPINION INTO CONSIDERATION THEY RETURN TO TICKLING EACHOTHER AND TALKING ABOUT CATBOYS[medium.com] IN ANIME (I SWEAR I KNOW THIS GUY FROM SOMEWHERE)
EVERY SINGLE RADICAL IS SOME MAN-O-MANO ACTION IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEA..

Do you hear any music? What is happening?

...R GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT UNDERTALE, SO I'M GONNA DO IT JUST BY COUNTING DOWN EVERY ATROCITY IT HAS COMMITED AGAINST HUMANITY

FIRST EVIL COMMITED AGAINST HUMAN DECENCY -

CONSEQUENCES


ASGORE LITERALLY ESCAPES THE LAW ON ALL THOSE CHILD MURDERS AND IT'S OK.
LOOK, WE'RE SHELTERING A MURDERER. AND OKAY, SOME OF YOU IDIOTS THINK HE'S OUR FRIEND NOW, ALL IS FORGIVEN.
BUT ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO IGNORE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?
"A cute game where nobody has to die" ON MY PROLAPSE, I GUESS IT'S OKAY AND DOESN'T COUNT WHEN SOMEBODY ALREADY GOT FREAKING MURDERED
WHAT NEXT, FRISK SUPPORTS FRIENDS ON THEIR TAX EVASION?

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ♥♥♥♥, TELETUBBIES?
mommy let me use my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swear words you ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ASS


SOCIOPATHS THAT THREATEN OUR FAMILIES DESERVE FORGIVENESS
Well, you see, the joke is that the game goes against rationality and shows how logic can be flawed and it's actually not serious in the first place anyway, and it's funny and-

SHUT THE SНIT UP YOU SHIPNIT

GUESS WHAT, EIPENSTEIN (ape+einstein)? SOME THINGS CANNOT BE JUSTIFIED, CONSEQUENCES HAVE TO BE FACED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF HUMANITY. AND THEN, THEY HAVE TO BE REDEEMED.

SOME BASIC MORALITY LESSON, NICE EH? YOU WON'T FIND SUCH COMMON SENSE ON A FREAKING MY LITTLE PONY CARTOON, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY USE TO BRAINWASH CHILDREN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Sorry i've been such a meanie, hope you'll forgive me for making this whole review OKAY NEXT

SECOND EVIL COMMITED AGAINST HUMAN DECENCY -

HYPOCRISY


GOLLY, I WISH EVERYONE WOULD LIKE ME.
AND THEN NOBODY LIKED YOU
CAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE EVERYONE'S FRIEND, WITHOUT COMPROMISING YOUR SINCERITY. IT'S AN ADULT MOTION PICTURE LOGIC. YOU CAN'T LITERALLY MAKE THIS whoopsie UP. CAUSE IF FRISK HAD TO KNEEL, LIFT ITS SHIRT, SPREAD ITS LEGS, AND SUCKLE DOWN UPON A THROBBING PRINCE ALBERT LIKE THOSE HORNY J's ON THE LEFT, IT WOULD.

WANNA KNOW WHY? *whispers into your slimy ear* best ending ever *making your ear hairs viciously vibrate, a juicy, plump tick falls out of it*
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS WHAT YOU CAN RECIEVE
WOW, THIS GAME COULD BE A COOL SOCIAL COMMENTARY
BUT KNOWING TOBY, HIS BRAIN POWER WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND SUCH LEVEL OF SELF AWARENESS OF ITS DESTRUCTIVE AND DEGRADING NATURE. IT'S RESERVED FOR TUMBLR-TIER JOKES.
But Undertale is an absurdism comedy, isn't it? It's how undertale masterfully combines these emotions to form an emotional narrative, and how skillfully it hides the fact that it's an intellectual's game. I flick boogers towards your general direction.

I'VE BEEN ON THE INTERNET, THEY SAY ANYTHING IS NOW INTELLECTUAL, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE ABLE TO BREATH THE MOMENT YOU ARE BORN. CUСKING FOR EXAMPLE, THAT'S TRENDY, THAT'S INTELLECTUAL, BUT THEN I ASK "WHY NOT BAKING"?

OKAY YOU TURDALAK, SORRY I MADE YOU HORNY ENOUGH TO LOOK UP RULE 34, NEXT UP IS

THIRD EVIL COMMITED AGAINST HUMAN DECENCY -

MORALITY

NOW LOOKIE-COOKIE HERE, PAL. DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S EASIER FOR MENTALLY ILL PSYCHOPATHS TO COPE WITH THINGS, WHEN THEY USE BLACK AND WHITE MORALITY? WHY WOULD I EVER MENTION THIS? NO, REALLY, WHY WOULD I MENTION THIS-
WHEN WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO MENTION IS THAT TOBY FOX IS A JUICE THAT IS TRYING THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK - DIVIDE AND CONQUER.
kill 'em

WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S THAT GOTTA DO WITH MORALITY? CHILL MAN. Y'KNOW, THESE DAYS OUR MORALITY IS BASED OFF CRITICAL RACE THEORY[en.wikipedia.org] (DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S DERIVED FROM POSTMODERN?), IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE ESCAPE THE BLACK AND WHITE MENTALITY (OH NO), IT'S OKAY TO DECONSTRUCT THE IMPORTANCE OF RACE BY THEIR DIFFERENCES, SO THE NEXT DECADE WE CAN CREATE AN ABSOLUTELY EQUAL HUMAN BREED. AND JUST LIKE OREO™, YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITHOUT STICKING 2 BLACK COOKIES IN BETWEEN A PERFECTLY WHITE CREAM.
kill everybody

SO WHEN THERE IS A STORY ABOUT AN ASIAN THROWN INTO A DELICATELY SECLUDED SOCIAL-ECOLOGICAL ENVIRONMENT TO CAUSE DISCORD, ALONGSIDE AN OPTIONAL ROUTE OF "GENOCIDE" POSSIBLY VIA SOME INCURABLE ASIAN DISEASE, YOU'D THINK:
true equality

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT SOME DEEP THEMES GOING ON HERE, FOLKS. LOTS TO EXPLORE.
Exactly, like fleeting of purity, fragility of positive emotions and how easily negative ones can overthrow th-
kill
I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE A NEW JORDAN PEELE MOVIE, SORRY GUYS


WITH ALL THINGS CONSIDERED

UNDERTALE IS PROBABLY, UNIRONICALLY, A SUPPORTER FOR
JUST WAR THEORY[en.wikipedia.org]

AND DON'T EVEN TRY LOOKING INTO SECRETS HERE, YOU WON'T FIND ANY.
CAUSE I'M RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING. EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT IT.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

Í͜T̸'͜Ş͢ ͡T̵͝O̕̕Ǫ̀̀ ̀̕L̡A̡͡T͢Ę͢
̸U͞N̷͜D̵̕ER̶̕͝TA̸L̵E̡ ̴̶I͠S̴͠ ͏͠A̴̸LŖ͠E҉̸A̶̴̵D̷̨͢Y͝
É̡͚̯̣̩̯̩̠͈̦̺̜̞̼͡V̵͕̮̖͖̼̳̺͙̻̱̫̙̳͘͡E̷̵̹̙͕̲͍͓̩̹̠̘͖͖̥̺Ŕ̵̢̲̱̭̳̬̺̦̫̤̝̻̤͘ͅͅÝ̰̫̤͓͖̦̕͡͞Ţ̡̛́҉̝̮̟̳̼͉͓̥̹̺̣̮H̹̪͓̣̦̕͟ͅI̴͘͏̨͙͉͔̰͉͈N҉̢̫͍͖̹̹͙̫̗̘̙̤̥̗̟́G̵̡̛̫̯̜͎̥͓͓̞̹̰̱

YEAH HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THAT EVA PART 1? STILL HAVEN'T FOUND IT? WELL WHO CARES, IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO REVIEW THAT WATERMELON-FILLER RIDDEN GARBAGE ANYWAY, IT'S ALREADY OVERANALYZED TO DEATH BY STUPID PEOPLE. BUT IN CASE YOU FIND IT, I THINK THERE WAS SOME STUFF ABOUT EMPATHY IN IT OR SOMETHING? I THOUGHT THAT PART WAS IMPORTANT, I DON'T GIVE TWO SHOTS ABOUT THAT STUPID EVANJELLY THING

WITH UNDERTALE OUT OF THE WAY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE IMPORTANT SUBJECT




LOOK AT THIS SНIT EATING МOTHERFUK

IT LOOKS LIKE TOBY ONLY CARES ABOUT FUELING DRAMA RELATED TO HIMSELF.

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMEONE CHARISMATIC FOR A CHANGE. FOR EXAMPLE, MATPAT, WHO IS A REAL MONEYMAKER

JUST LIKE TOBY HIMSELF, EXCEPT THE LATTER IS A SLY, STINKY HEADED AND GREASY HANDED, CHARISMATIC ONLY in the same manner a blue disgusting alien you've made for a character in fallout 3 counts as handsome if you apply 10 points to charisma BUT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE PEOPLE OTHERWISE.

WHY? BECAUSE WHILE SILENCING HONEST ENTREPRENEURS LIKE MATPAT, TOBY RECIEVES POSITIVE EXPOSITION, POSING HIMSELF AS A NOBLE DEEDSMAN

BUT EVEN IF IT'S BAD EXPOSITION (FOR TOBY) SOME EXPOSITION IS BETTER THAN NONE, RIGHT?

HOW COULD HE? HOW COULD TOBY ATTACK THE TRUE WRITER OF UNDERTALE? HIS LEGACY KEEPS GENERATING MASTERPIECES SUCH AS:


YIIK IS A GAME THAT CLEARLY BAITS FOR SOME SORT OF CRITICISM. EVERYONE HAD SOMETHING TO SAY, EVEN THOSE THAT LIKED THE GAME.

BUT TOBY AVOIDED EVERY OPPORTUNITY, HE CHOSE TO IGNORE
BECAUSE IF HE HAD SOMETHING TO SAY, IT WOULD BE USED AGAINST HIS REPUTATION
OF BEING THE ULTIMATE NICE GUY. (A 30 YEAR OLD MAN SOMEWHERE IN ALABAMA JUST CLAPPED HIS BIG HAIRY ARMS TOGETHER AND SQUEALED LIKE A SEAL FOR THIS EPIC DANGANRONPA REFERENCE)

CHARADE WOULD BE BROKEN.
NO MORE PUBLIC MANIPULATION.
HE WOULD HAVE TO GET OFF HIS HIGH THRONE
HIS GOLDEN STOOL OF A ROLE MODEL FOR 12 YEAR OLDS

ANOTHER ROTTEN PERSONALITY EXPOSED BY MASTERPIECE THAT IS YIIK

"Creators need all the help they can get.

This is why i'm gonna delete my tweet regarding the game
It's not an Undertale parody, hence i don't give a flying flomboozie
I'm afraid to speak up regarding the public opinion
Because i fear for my reputation to be stained
Alongside the likes of AL"
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

NOT ONLY HE REFUSED TO CRITICIZE IT, LET ALONE DEFEND, TOBY DENIED YIIK ANY EXPOSITION, AND IT'S THE WORST, HYPOCRITICAL THING ONE COULD'VE DONE IN THIS SITUATION

ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERYTHING WITH WHAT HE SAID IN HIS OWN TWEET REGARDING THAT GAME-
WHAT WAS THE NAME AGAIN? HEART-TALE? UNDERBOUND? WHATEVER, I'VE WATCHED A COUPLE VIDEOS ABOUT IT ON YOUTUBE, IT'S TERRIBLE.

IT'S THE MOST HAMFISTED, CRINGY STORY YOU COULD'VE CRAFTED REGARDING DEATH AND PARENTAL ISSUES, WITH CHOICES THAT ARE LITERALLY, I QUOTE:

">Don't kill
>What's wrong with some little killing? My name's jeff, the scary macaroni."

OOOO, KILLING IS BAAAAAD, OOOOOOO
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT KILLING IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO TEACH A LESSON?

ANYWAY, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LINK THIS GAME HERE CAUSE IT DOESN'T DESERVE ANY EXPOSITION.

GOD, SO TIRED OF SIXTH GRADERS MAKING GAMES

Wait, YIIK had gameplay?





ALSO PRE-PATCH TRIVIA:
Buy paper bags and sell them for a higher price, that's the whole gameplay

Yeah we don't play games for FUN anymore, we play them to get ADDICTED or WHINE so who cares here's a couple of screenshots:

Y K
II ⠀


YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S ALMOST COMPLETE LOSS MEME. WHY WAS THE FINAL PANEL CUT, YOU ASK? WELL. IT WAS TOO SAD IF YOU ASK ME. SAME GOES FOR THIS GAME.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE CUT CONTENT.

IT IS MENTIONED THAT ABOUT 30% OF THE GAME WAS CUT SINCE THE BETA
CONTENT SUCH AS:

LOCATIONS
ENEMIES AND BOSS FIGHTS
STORY
ENDINGS

SO WHAT? THAT'S NORMAL THING FOR VIDEO GAMES. MOST OF YOUR FAVORITE GAMES WERE CUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT IS HOW IT CHANGED THE GAME CONTEXT.

WITHOUT REALIZING JUST HOW MUCH OF AN IMPACT LOST CONTENT ADDS TO THE GAME, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE MEANINGLESS.
WHY WAS ALL OF THIS CONTENT CUT, MAKES LITTLE SENSE, SEEING HOW IT IS SO CLOSELY CONNECTED WITH THINGS THAT ARE LEFT UNANSWERED WITHIN THE GAME.

BUT THE FINAL CHOICE FOR THE ENDING MIGHT'VE BEEN AFFECTED BY EVERYTHING HAPPENING AT THE TIME IN AL'S PERSONAL LIFE.



THE FINAL GAME WAS ALTERED, IT BECAME MORE PERSONAL, A LOT OF THE JOKES AND QUIRKY THINGS ONE WOULD FIND IN GAMES SUCH AS EARTHBOUND WERE DISTANCED.

ONE OF THE EARLY SCENARIOS INCLUDED RUNNING AWAY FROM A GIANT MECHA ROBOT, THIS CHARACTER STILL REMAINS IN THE FINAL GAME, ALAS HIS BACKSTORY DIDN'T MAKE IT IN THE FINAL VERSION.



A LOT OF THINGS WERE MEANT TO PLAY A BIGGER ROLE, BUT WERE PUT ASIDE IN FAVOR OF POSTMODERNISM

IT WAS A MESS POSTMODERNISM


BUT DESPITE BEING POSTMODERN, YIIK IS A VERY HUMBLE AND GENUINE POSTMODERN GAME.

USUALLY, ONE WHO IS GENUINE DOESN'T CHOOSE POSTMODERN

POSTMODERN CHOOSES YOU
RED YELLOW AND BLUE[en.wikipedia.org] I CHOOSE YOU!

NOT UNLIKE HOW EXPRESSIONISM WORKS AGAINST IMPRESSIONISM-
MODERNISM IS USUALLY CONTEMPORARY, WHILE POSTMODERNISM IS HIGHLY PERSONAL

WHICH ALLOWS IT TO PLAY WITH ITS STRUCTURE TO REACH OUT TO THE AUDIENCE DIRECTLY, RATHER THAN IMMERSE THEM IN EVERYTHING THAT'S HOLDING THAT STRUCTURE

A RATHER SIMPLE EXPLAINATION:

CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING, AND DOING THINGS THAT ARE OTHERWISE HARMLESS IN ONE CONTEXT, CAN BE HARMFUL IN ANOTHER, LITERALLY ANYTHING WITH ENOUGH DEDICATION AND IMMEDIATE REACTION, CAN BECOME POSTMODERN

YOU DON'T NEED AN UNDERSTANDING BEYOND THAT

UNLESS YOU PRACTICE THE SAID GENRE.

LET'S REMEMBER THE METAL GEAR SOLID SERIES
what? again?

SНIT HELL DOWN UP JIMBO
I MEAN-
SIT DOWN, AND SHUT THE HELL UP

I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT HALFWAY THROUGH DEVELOPMENT, HIDEO KOJIMA ORDERED HIS TEAM TO SCRAP EVERYTHING AND DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD



NOT UNLIKE HOW YIIK WAS CREATED, THERE WAS A RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK AND PRESSURE FROM ALL SIDES.

AL'S TRAGEDY, WEDDING AND GAME'S RELEASE, EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING ONE AFTER ANOTHER

IT WAS A SMALL MIRACLE THAT THE GAME WAS RELEASED AS IT IS

NOW LOOK BACK AT MGS2, YEAR 2001, A GAME ABOUT SOCIETY, GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES AND TERRORISM RELEASED TWO MONTHS AFTER-

-ONE OF THE WORST TRAGEDIES OF MODERN HISTORY

WITH A BACKGROUND STORY GOING LIKE THIS:

CORPORATES DEMANDING A SEQUEL AND HIDEO KOJIMA GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO CREATE THE BEST GAME OF THE PLAYSTATION ERA
Omega: OH YEAH KEEP SUCKING MR. STARFU***ER'S C**K
HE WAS GIVEN A SIMPLE TASK:
Repeat EVERYTHING that made the first game good.

TO FOLLOW THE ALREADY ESTABLISHED FORMULA
TO MAKE A GOOD PRODUCT
TO GIVE WHAT THE FANS WANT

BUT UNDER SUCH TENSION, ONE IS BOUND TO SNAP

PEOPLE LOVED METAL GEAR FRANCHISE BECAUSE OF ITS TACKLE OF HEAVY THEMES EVER SINCE THE FIRST TWO NON-SOLID TITLED GAMES.

SERIOUS WAR-ESPIONAGE OVERTONES, CHILD SOLDIERS, TERRORISM

GAMES SIMPLY NEVER CARED TO TALK ABOUT SUCH SUBJECTS BECAUSE THEY MOSTLY WERE AIMED TOWARDS ESCAPISM AND COOL ACTION

LATTER BEING THE CAUSE OF MGS'S POPULARITY IN THE U.S.

DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD THROW AWAY WHAT HE FELT IN FAVOR OF MINDLESS ROOTY-TOOTY-SHOOTY ACTION?

IF HIDEO KOJIMA WERE TO MAKE ANOTHER SEQUEL

IT HAD TO BE PERSONAL

KOJIMA HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN APPEALING TO THE AUDIENCE AND CORPORATES

AND CREATING SOMETHING HE, HIMSELF, THOUGHT TO BE DESERVING OF BEING MADE

• Tension
  
• Drama
  
• Conflict
  
• EMOTION
  
• EMOTION
  
• EMOTION
  ᶦ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʰᶦᵐ...
  
• GYAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  
• EMOTION

ᵃ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ˢᵒ ˢᵗʳᵒⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵇᵉⁿᵈˢ ʳᵉᵃˡᶦᵗʸ ᶦᵗˢᵉˡᶠ

MEANWHILE, THINGS THESE DAYS USE POSTMODERNISM TO IMPRESS AND BLOW ITSELF OUT OF THE WATER.
IN THEIR DEPTH, THEY ARE EMPTY.
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY THEY FEEL ARTIFICIAL.
IT SHOWS, SINCE THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN MADE BY IDIOTIC-SOCIOPATH-MANIACS AS IF THEY ARE THOSE TOM AND JERRY EPISODES DIRECTED BY GENE DEITCH.

WANT A PROOF?



OWO
WUTS DIS? WUTS DIS? THEWE'S SOMWETHING WEVY WRON

WUTS DIS? WUTS DIS? A FLOWEY IN MY SEAWCH?

"Flowey doesn't feel emotions."

Also Flowey: *Feeling scared and angry*

TOBY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS, PERHAPS HE COULD BE A SOCIOPATH AS WELL? I MEAN HE JUST OUTRIGHT COPIED AND GLUED ACTUALLY GOOD RPGS TOGETHER TO CREATE HIS GARBAGE EXCUSE OF A GAME, AND IT DOESN'T TAKE AN UNDERSTANDING OF EMOTIONS TO OBSERVE WHAT PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE.

REMINDER THAT MGS2 WAS ONLY SLOWLY ACCEPTED 10 YEARS LATER, BUT HOW COME THERE ARE GAMES THAT CLEARLY HOLD UP BETTER, AND GAMES THAT FLOAT UP DURING LONG-TERM ANALYSIS, EVER-CREATING CONTEXT THAT BALANCES ON THIN LINE OF LOGIC AND BORDERLINE ASININITY?

BEING TOO OPEN MINDED.
UNTRAINED PERCEPTION, FLAWED JUDGEMENT
THIS IS THE DANGER OF POSTMODERN.
IF EVERYTHING IS AN ART, THEREFORE AN INDIVIDUAL PERCEIVING IT, IS ALSO.

IN POSTMODERN, ART IS A MACHINE, A PERSON TRIES TO MAKE IT WORK.
WOW IS THIS CUT CONTENT FROM INFAMOUS REVIEW THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT UNDERTALE™? HM, I WONDER WHY THEY CUT IT

DISCALIMER: THIS IS CRINGE NOT TOBY'S IMPOSTER. THIS IS 100% TRUTH RECORDING OF REAL TOBY FOX. TRUST US BECAUSE WE NEVER LIE IN THIS REVIEW. I THINK.

WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THIS REVIEW HAD CUT CONTENT TOO?
(WE'VE MADE A HUGE P*NIS OUT OF THE BRANDISH LOGO)
(like 40% of content got cut too)


IT'S A BRAND*CK!!!
A BRAND*CK!!!!!





oh there's that evengogi text alongside cut sh*t

uGGhh hhuh eeeUUGHH
OH MAN.... I JUST WOKE UP FROM THE
*bRUUP*
WORST HANGOVER EVER..
*fart* whoop, yeah, that one alludes to the bible


YOU'RE TELLING ME I'VE GOTTA DO SOME KINDA EVAN-GEL THING? WELL ALRIGHT... IT CAN'T BE WORSE THAN GUZZLING MY SPONSORSHIP PRODUCTS RIGHT?

WELL GONNA WATCH IT....
....
WHAT IS THIS PANSY BULLXCREMENT? I CAN'T EVEN PICK UP WHAT TO TALK ABOUT IN THIS, IT'S NONSENSE! IT EVEN CONFLICTS WITH ITS OWN MESSAGE IN THE MOVIE! AND EVEN WORSE, FANS PREFER THE MOVIE! WELL SUCK MY SWAMPY ARSE HOLE I'M NOT REVIEWING THAT!!!

BUT... DAMN!! I STILL GOTTA DO IT!! I'LL DO IT FOR YOU, MY DEAR READER!!
BECAUSE ONE OF THE EVANS JACKETS THEMES IS

I MEAN

Believe it or not, One of the most important factors of perceiving postmodern media is empathy, although it's a really abstract and exploitable force, for me, true empathy is the ability to take anything into consideration, no matter what, it's openness to experience through other people's lenses, that determines true strength of the individual, it's willingness to accept and understand, no matter how jokingly you react, but some people exploit that "emotion" and tell others blatant lies, to escape consequence on their own consciousness, they mistake willingness to understand and react accordingly, to making choices of what would be the safest answer, or they are too quick to judge another, such people truly lack the ability to align other people's experiences to their own, so they have trouble learning anything new and rely on their own mistakes and lacking capabilities. In wrong hands, it's a force that factors towards alienation.
But even so, there's a much worse variation of individuals, those who will try to enforce their experience unto another, or even create excuses and situations where they can become the victim in people's eyes. Such are the traits that fit Alex very well, true bearers of empathy are those who immerse themselves into trivialities between the intent and action.


Those who are willing to endure no matter what, who choose to be strong over misfortunes, and essentially make the world a better, more peaceful place of prosperity and compromise, without belittling the concept of VIOLENCE, but rather, understanding it, just the same as they are willing to do such with people, to shield and protect from those, who are willing to abuse it. Those people have concrete beliefs, goals, definition of their inner self, and they are willing to dedicate their lives.

Although people like that are few and far between, each and every one of us is unique, and it's visible only through the process of creation, even the subtle changes such as minor restoration create differences, the way you choose to draw something basic, like a square or a circle, is different. All of our experience is different, and rarely, come people that know some form of TRUTH to a degree, that their only vessel of expression has to break the conventions of the acceptable, for that they have to posses a clear intent to do such.
Most of the works that specifically aim at postmodern, more often turn out to be a dud-

CAN YOU QUIT IT WITH KOKOJUMBO REFERENCES? I'M WARNING YOU

YOU PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT HE HAS PREDICTED EVERYTHING WHEN IT WAS COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO THOSE ACCESSIBLE TO COMMON SENSE, BECAUSE I TELL YOU HWAT, IF A HORROR MOVIE[en.wikipedia.org] GETS IT, YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN IT TOO BY THAT TIME, YOU IDIOT. OF COURSE JAPANESE WERE READY FOR IT MORE THAN ANYONE
(or were they?[www.theguardian.com])

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME The Silver Case PREDICTED A WHOLE GENERATION OF INEPT, VIOLENCE OBSESSED HALF-WITS BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT THAT SOUGHT IMMORTALITY?AND WAS SET IN 1999...
WAIT, I'VE GOT TO REVIEW IT THEN?
OH NO....
SO THIS IS KOJIMA? LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE WAS STARRING IN NMH3 AS THE PROTAGONIST
OH YES QUITE...
THAT'S A VERY YIIKY ACKKIE ENDING HUH

SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SANE PERSON MAKES A GAME...
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. I'D SAY THIS IS THE BEST SUDA DIRECTED WORK. PERIOD



LATER WE'RE GONNA HAVE ULTRACOPIES OF FICTION WRITTEN BY AI IMITATORS[www.kdnuggets.com] SO LISTEN HERE SHRIMP-
knowing the intent is incredibly important, and to understand the intent, you have to know the context. Denying the context, people create prejudices, making it very difficult to accept the intent, or accelerate some completely different meaning. For example, PISS CHRIST [en.wikipedia.org], that's surely an attention getter, looks like another provocative pie(ss)e of art to PISS off the christians, but lets pretend its actual meaning is a reference on all the desecration of christianity throughout the years, and using the holy scripture's name for an easy gain. Not to mention, the creator claims he's been a christian for years. You don't have to believe him, but if you do, and it turns out your good faith and empathy has been used... will you feel... MAD? WILL YOU GET ANGRY? WILL YOU GET VIOLENT???

-WE HAVE TO KILL THE PAST TO MOVE FORWARD OR W-

Incoming signal: FRB150807



If you make a crystal clear image of your past, will it be clear mirror... or will it be hollow?

If you crush it, will it shatter, will it cut your hand?

Society, if you are a mirror of humanity... do you bleed?

Back when, by some accident, while my TV were on, going back and forth, saw some documentary on a... don't remember the channel's name. It was the story of a picture Vulture And The Little Girl[en.wikipedia.org] and they've been saying it like it wasn't worth the award of the publicity annnd... well, especially in such country. I didn't really get it, children die.. all the time and, some even before they were born. I mean, i didn't feel any sense of compassion towards the girl... It didn't mean I was a bad person, by the time the photo was taken I mean, she would've been dead and.. well it wasn't worth taking into consideration, it's not healthy to keep so many moments in your mind where something suffers and it won't help anyone in the long run, you'll just be eating yourself with.. with some imaginary scenario of a person dying over and over again. And once you're dead, that's it, right? Later they announced, at the end of the.. documentary that the guy took his own life. This changed my opinion, if only within the moment, I felt as if i wanted to reach out to the person and say: "Don't take the photo! Don't be there at that moment!" it was unjustified what people did to him for taking it... In the moment, still, I couldn't feel anything, for the girl.

I did not understand if... It was if an animal got murdered before me.. No, long ago, right? -



I was attending to a party annnnd.. Well my friends gave me a bit faulty directions *haha* it was within a block of buildings but I didn't realized it at the time, I mean, I didn't notice it would be behind an old iron gate.. I've passed a couple of people enjoying themselves at the benches during the night time and wasn't sure so.. I asked directions, they happily complied with my questions and were very cheerful about it.. It was a usual night for everybody, I love night time where I live.. You can see the ugliness clearly and if there is kindness, you can see that too. Adults tend to hide within the darkness, they despise the light, so to speak *haha* it is silly... Back when our mothers used to call us home, screaming out of the window very late at afternoon, we would always hang around our window to hear it, and now... I enjoy people of the night, they know who you are immediately. Those who are not afraid of the night are of the same kin. Well, I was going to the party there, right? So, at the, at the bridge there's a pass and a couple of alleys.



...and she was pacing around the bridge, looking into the distance at night and she was obviously homeless from all the dirty clothes wrapped around her to protect from the chilly weather and... well I thought it was a sickly woman at first. I mean, usually a person like that is.. A junkie so to speak, because I wasn't given clear direction and well.. I was a bit dumb at that time, at least those streets made me feel this way *haha* so at my third circle I went and she moved a bit too, I couldn't see her face but she was clearly pacing around the bridge aimlessly, I felt lonely looking at her. At one point she stopped, looking out into the moonlight of the river and.. I just dropped what I was doing by an impulse, a really stupid impulse, I knew I should approach and just, support her in any way I can, even if it's just some old woman, it felt wrong to be out in a cold weather, It was if i had to come up with the lines in a movie because.. *haha* I don't really approach strangers.. But there was some warmth around her, so I stopped making excuses and went forward as she were standing over the railing.

I said: "Hey", she didn't turn over to me immediately because of how many clothing she had and *haha* looked like a snowman... "You seem like you're lost... Actually i'm a bit lost too so...." She turned to me. It was girl of about... 5 years younger than me..? She was very pretty despite everything.. Her face was gleaming and her hair was very dry.. Like a.. like wheat. She was clearly homeless. Her eyes were very... pretty... They were blue a little, they stuck out from underneath the dirty hair, her lips a bit.. the skin was a bit burst. She was beautiful. I couldn't believe it of how beautiful she was "Here, sorry, it's only 15$" I counted the pocket money i've had beforehand, it was a pathetic sum. "I'm sorry.. it's not much." Her face beamed with surprise, it was as if i've witnessed something birthing within her, at least, her face shown me that. She took the money and fiddled around with it, counting, such a petty sum too,I felt a little guilty. She must've been surviving without it for a bit, and she believed it to be an act or something like that. She smiled at me, silently pierced me with her gleaming eyes, and I felt very exposed. "Well, I'll see you around." I turned and headed away from the bridge.

My friend met me at the gate, we shook hands, completely ignoring that i've been missing for a couple more minutes since the last time he called me. The door opened and I was met with the gleeful laughter of my friends, and one said -"Hey, so i've heard, *haha* finally found you, you weren't robbed or anything?" -"Hey, no, on the way i gave my cash to some homeless girl though... I guess after this is over i'll go get her and make her my wife *hahaha*". Barely felt the resonance of my laughter within all other people present there and.. I felt a bit dirty... No, i felt very dirty.

I headed back home in the morning, didn't take any bus money or anything. Just walked. When I got to the place we've met, at the bridge, she weren't there.

I hope she made it out okay.




HUMANITY, I'M NOT A HORRIBLE PERSON? I FEEL FOR THOSE WHO ARE LIVING

FOR WHO ARE LEFT TO WISH FOR A BETTER FUTURE, FOR THOSE WHO ARE
GIVEN THE CHANCE TO BE ANYTHING. YOU WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO..
IF SO...
HUMANITY, WHO ARE YOU? THE VULTURE, OR THE GIRL?

YOU WERE GIFTED THE CHANCE AND.. YOU COWER WITH YOUR FACE IN THE DIRT BEFORE THE VULTURE

ARE YOU THE VULTURE, HUMANITY? DO YOU WAIT TO FEAST OFF THOSE WHO'VE FALLEN?

I CANNOT FEEL FOR HER BECAUSE I...

HUMANITY!!!! ARE YOU THE GIRL OR THE VULTURE!!!! ANSWER ME!!!


I can call you Betty,
Betty...
Betty, you can call me AL

RAIDEN SHOWING HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO BE PISS CHRIST
oh if only i've been there...
OKAY THAT'S IT NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

WHENE- *banished*


KOJIMA ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A TARKOVSKY bashing people on the head with an allegorical cane and ruining lives and now he's done it HE HAS BECOME WHAT THE FILM INDUSTRY BEEN AS FOR DECADES, NO REALLY, EVERYONE CAN BECOME TARKOVSKY, POLANSKI, LYNCH, KOJIMA, SUDA AND Toby Fox PSYCHIATRY DOCTORS HATE HIM, HOW DID HE DO IT??? LEARN HOW:

VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE!!! IT'S ALL AROUND US, HEY HAVE YOU SEEN SOME VIOLENCE HERE AND THERE? VIOLENCE IS FACTUAL!!! IF I BONK YOU ON THE HEAD, GOOEY STUFF COMES OUT, NEAT HUH? SMARTY GOOEY JUST LIKE WHAT I SAY, THAT IS FACTUAL

- Idiot Modern day artist.

IT'S BEEN A PART OF HUMANITY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF CULTURE, JUST LIKE THE SLEAZY MOVIE INDUSTRY BOOMED DURING THE 60'S, UNDERGROUND COMIX MOVEMENT IN 70'S, PORNOGRAPHIC ADVENTURE GAMES IN THE 80'S

YOU'VE **COME** SO FAR, WHY QUIT NOW?

VIOLENCE IS NOT A MEANINGFUL CONCEPT AT ALL, IT'S CHEAP, SELF CONTAINED AND INDULGENT, IF THERE IS ANY MEANING TO VIOLENCE IN ANYTHING, IT FAILS TO GIVE
ATTENTION TO THE REAL VIOLENCE IN A WORLD WHERE PSYCHE IS UNABLE TO INTERCEPT ANY SHOCK VALUE OUT OF HOW HARD IT'S BEEN BRAINFCUKD BY EXPLOITATION ATTEMPTS. THIS IS WHY IT'S BEST HANDLED BY THOSE WHO RESPECT IT, BECAUSE AWARENESS TO VIOLENCE IS DEEMED NECESSARY FOR ANY ART FORM, DUE TO THIS, ARTISTS FORMED A SUBTLE UNDERLINE TO THEIR VIEWS ON IT, FOR EXAMPLE Chinatown's BAD ENDING WAS MEANT TO BRING THE BACKGROUND INJUSTICES DONE IN THE MOVIE TO THE STUPID GENERAL AUDIENCE'S ATTENTION, OR HOW DAVID LYNCH TREATS EDITING EFFECTS TO HIS MAIN ANTAGONISTS AS SOMETHING CHEAP (without removing the impact) WHILST TRYING HIS BEST ELSEWHERE
VIDEO GAMES AS A WHOLE ARE PART OF A CYCLE OF VIOLENCE, SO IS POSTMODERN, THE MOST VIOLENT MOVEMENT OF ART, AND SO ARE THE MILLIONS OF UNFILTERED SOCIAL MEDIA'S VIRUS VIDEOS, AUTEUR MOVIE AND GAMES ARE THE SAME IN THEIR WAY OF CONSUMPTION BY TODAY'S STANDARDS, IT'S LIKE A BOXING MATCH, SO THINK ABOUT IT, WHEN YOU DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT, DO YOU BITE HIS THROAT OFF AND BECOME the god and the universe OR YOU DEMAND MORE OF YOUR OPPONENT, AND IN TURN, OF YOURSELF? NO!!!! YOU JUST BEAT THE WEAK STRAWMAN DISTRACTION AND PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE THE ROCKY BEATING THAT MEAT IN THE FRIDGE, BUT THE ONLY MEAT IS THAT UGLY STUMP IN YOUR PANTS THAT SOUNDS LIKE blpmbpbblbpbmbpb,bllbpk WHILE YOU SCREAM "I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD D-NEERO TOMATA AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE COOL ROCKY, YOU'RE THAT SQUIRREL WITH THE MOOSE GUY

NOT ONLY YOU ADD TO THE CYCLE, YOU DEMAND MORE VIOLENCE!! BECAUSE YOU ARE BLIND TO THE CYCLE, YOU ARE THE TOP CHAIN ANIMAL OF A SH*T EATING CONTEST, YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT GAMES ARE BAD ART BECAUSE YOU STILL USE THEM TO JUSTIFY YOURSELF. THE SO CALLED DEPTH IN GAMING IS DUE TO IT BEING A VIRGIN GENRE. BET YOU CAN TRY YOUR LUCK BY CREATING "THE BEST" INTERACTIVE DVD AT THE TIME[fmvworld.com]

BUT NOW LET'S RETURN BACK TO THE WORLD WHERE HUMANITY IS SUCKED OUT OF THE STRAW BY COPYCATS TO CREATE THEIR PRODUCTS DEVOID OF ANY HUMAN MARK. EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL FOREVER BE A COPY OF VIOLENCE
THERE IS A GAME THAT LETS YOU PLAY AS A HUMAN CAR[www.adultswim.com], AND MANY OTHER INTERESTING GAMES MADE BY SOME SCHIZOID HIPSTER DUDE CALLED CACTUS-SQUID[cactusquid.blogspot.com], DUUDE WHAT IS HE SMOKING LMAO? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀*On The Side Note
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ These Games Are Being
⠀⠀⠀ Very Poorly Preserved
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀So Here Goes:







Collection 1[archive.org] Collection 2[archive.org]
Enjoy your virus.


FOR ME PERSONALLY, CACTUS-SQUID WAS ALWAYS AN INTERESTING GAME DEVELOPER.

THAT'S WHY WHEN HE MADE HOT MOMMY⠀IT FELT LIKE A BETRAYAL. A REGULAR HALF-WITTED PLAYER WOULD ONLY BE MET WITH AN Oh such a tragic ending
AND TO GET THE spikyCACTUSQUID ENDING, YOU HAD TO COMMIT (and to play postal 1 you had to commit from lvl 1, see the difference)

HIS EARLY GAMES CARRY THIS BITTER CYNICISM AND SUBTLE MISANTROPY, MOST OF HIS GAMES END ON A BAD NOTE. EXPLOSION, DEATH, GAME OVER. BUT IN THE END, HIS GAMES PINPOINT A WONDERFUL SIMPLICITY, THAT IT'S PRECISELY FROM A FAULTHY HUMANISM. CENSOR-CONSUMER PERCEPTION, VIOLENCE IN VIDEOGAMES, PROBLEMATIC SEQUELS, GRINDHOUSE EXPLOITATION GENRE. OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH ANYTHING TO GIVE MEANING TO THAT BEAUTIFUL VIOLENCE

SO, BY THE SEQUEL, WHERE THE PHILISTINE AUDIENCE IS BLATANTLY GIVEN "WHAT THEY WANT" AS THE TRUE STORY IS IGNORED AND GRADUALLY REVEALED IN THE BACKGROUND, ENDING IN AN ALL-OUT NUCLEAR FALLOUT, WOULD THEY HATE IT NOW?
NO.
THEY JUST DISTANCED THEMSELVES FROM THE GAMEPLAY NOW
THEY BOUGHT A LOT OF MERCH AND PLUSHIES, STARTED MAKING THE FUNNY "HEE-HEE" JOKE PICTURES, AND THEY HAD A SHIRT THAT SAYS "I Love MyMommy 2"

CACTUS HAS FAILED. VIOLENCE TRIUMPHED
AND SO BEGAN THE ERA OF DEVOLVER SELLING SCAM GARBAGE BIN GAMES (exceptions: Dropsy, Genital Jousting miraculously somehow) AKIN TO Sven Bømwøllen, YOU KNOW, THOSE GAMES THAT WERE ON THE SHELF AT THE STORE FOR YEARS AND NOBODY WAS WILLING TO BUY THESE.



THE SAME GARBAGE BIG CONTAINED THE POSTAL SERIES BECAUSE AT THE RELEASE OF POSTAL 2, IT WAS THE FIRST Undertale TYPE GAME THAT COULD'VE BEEN COMPLETED WITHOUT "DESTROYING" ANYONE, AND THAT'S WHY EVERYONE BOUGHT IT.

IF WE GIVE THESE IDIOTS PRACTICE OF SELF-ABUSE THROUGH THE FILTER OF ART, MAYBE STUPID PEOPLE WILL STOP GOING OUT ON THE STREETS AND BEATING EVERYBODY INCLUDING THEMSELVES TO DEATH, WITH THEIR OWN HANDS AS IF INHALING A PESTICIDE-SPRAYED BATCH OF WEED SMOKE, BECAUSE IF THEY ACTUALLY DO GO OUT AND DIE, SOME DI*KHEAD WILL BE VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.
AND WE DON'T WANT THAT

NOW
LET'S GO BACK AND HEAR WHAT EXCUSE FOR OPINION THIS SCUMHEAD HAS
TO THE GOOD OL' EMPATHY WAYS... =)

I Disapprove of What You Say,
But I Will Defend to the Death
Your Right to Say It

[quoteinvestigator.com]
- Vulture

-VER YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT METAL GEAR IT'S THE SAME OPINION ALL OVER AGAIN, AND IF IT'S NOT THE SAME, IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING STUPID, NOTHING ON HOW GOOD CODEC IS IN GB, INTENTIONAL HILARITY IN AC!D, THE GОD DАMN SWAMP IN MG2. IT'S THE USUAL: HOW GOOD META IS IN 2, HOW "PERFECT" IS 3, HOW "4 HAS PLOTHOLES" (WHAT?) WITHOUT PLAYING THE ACTUAL GAMES
Or how case of MGSV proves that there can be a line between the main character and the player, by adapting movie-directing techniques. What a lot of people tend to overlook, is that while Venom allows himself to be controlled by the player, he simply has no choice to do otherwise. He even uses subtle expressions and reacts to things around him or, to disapprove of player's choices. Player is still in control, but his delusions of being a bad4ss on the battlefield are bringing actual suffering to the person on screen, you end up being a demon on the shoulder that appears to you whenever an ultimatum is presented, and perhaps some people lack the ability to feel emotionally connected to games, or maybe they need characters that are loud and exaggerated for them to be even remotely compassionate for them, because this is what they want to be, and for one of these many reasons, they are the perfect demon.

WHATEVER LET'S TALK ABOUT MG2


okay let's not

Today, MGSV is nothing special (without pw that is), it was never special to begin with. The hype died out, and it aged poorly. What makes MGSV a good game is...⠀




DID YOU KNOW THAT METAL GEAR SOLID V STANDS FOR?
V STANDS FOR FIVE
BUT ALSO
V STANDS FOR VENOM SNAKE
BUT ALSO
V STANDS FOR PEACE SIGN
BUT ALSO
V STANDS FOR DOPPLEGANGER. BECAUSE IT'S A STICK THAT DIVIDES
BUT ALSO
V STANDS FOR ❗️ DOUBLED. BECAUSE STEALTH FUСBKING SUCKS IN THAT GAME
BUT ALSO
V STANDS FOR VIAGRA. BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO STICKS ARE ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ
BUT ALSO
V STANDS FOR SNAKE PNIS. LOOK IT UP. THEIR PEEN IS DOUBLED.

THERE IS A SECRET SIDE TO THE FRANCHISE THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO EXPERIENCE

YOU EVER BEAT A VILLAIN SO HARD THAT THEY WORK AT THE GROCERIES


THIS GRANDPA MIGHT BE THE ONLY PLOTHOLE THERE IS BUT EVEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH HOLE (YEAH THE SAME GRANDPA FROM THE GIF ABOVE)
THIS GRANDPA WITHSTANDS MORE DAMAGE THAN ANY BOSS IN THE GAME, MIGHT BE THE BEST GRANDPA BOSS IN A FRANCHISE FULL OF GRANDPA BOSSES, NOT EVEN THAT BUT ALSO POSSIBLY IN HISTORY OF VIDEO GAMES


SO IN CASE YOU WANT THE BEST EXPERIENCE OUT OF IT, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT COOL_GHOST'S PLAYTHROUGH [lparchive.org] AND THIS DUDE'S IN BABEL[lparchive.org] WHO'S A HERO FOR POSTING ALL CODEC CONVOS. AND IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE GONNA LET THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN DOWN ---->




ALSO-ALSO, SOMETHING CAME UP AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REVIEW MOST OTHER SUDA'S WORKS SO THERE GOES OTHER GAMES I GUESS:

NMH - A SERIES FOR OUTRIGHT MORONS OR SNOBBISH PEOPLE WHO JUSTIFY THEIR LOST TIME OVER PLAYING A SILVER CASE PROMOTIONAL GAME

Killer7 - RECYCLED MATERIAL (just like this review) AND AN EXCUSE TO PUT LOUNGE MUSIC IN A VIDEO GAME

SUNFLOWERHAPPYJOYJOY - A Prof. Layton GAME IF IT WEREN'T MADE BY AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AND BY A HUMAN INSTEAD (albeit a strange one) WITH The Silver Case CHARACTERS HAMMERED INTO THE GAME JUST TO MAKE THE WORKING PROCESS ON THE GAME BEARABLE FOR SUDA HIMSELF. (reminds me that funny multicolored bear game out of all things like common sense and good taste actually took the steps counter idea from this game but it should've only counted how far you can manage retaining your own intelligence with every second of playing it)

25th WARD - Ch 1: CORRECTNESS: YOUR USUAL HOW TO CATCH A PHILOSOPHICAL ZOMBIE GUIDE[en.wikipedia.org]
Ch 2: MATCHMAKER: SOME ВULLSHIТ SUDA'S FRIEND WROTE IN A DRUNKEN STATE WHEN HE WERE EXPLAINED THE PLOT *brup* EXCUSE ME, STILL HANGOVER
Ch 3: PLACEBO: THE REASON TO PLAY THIS

Also I might not be a fan of stuff like NHM but you've got to give it to SUDA for creating such a deep character with a tragic past such
as TRAVIS ----> ⠀⠀
and also I reserved it to cover his less known titles like D4 and Spy Fiction but now that I'v-

Did you know?
𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇! 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐁𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒! 𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐃𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐊! 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐔𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐘! 𝐒𝐎 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃! 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐓! 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐒! 😝

THEN RELIGION'S THE REASON, IT'S A LEECH, A PARASITE WE'VE COME TO OUTGROW, THE FAULT WITHIN THE SYSTEM. DON'T BUILD GOD! YOU ARE GOD! SCREW THE SPIRIT, YOU WON'T SUCCUMB TO CYNICISM, OR NIHILISM, OR ABSOLUTISM, NOT WITH MORALISM AND HUMANISM. YOU'RE NOT STUPID LIKE THEM, IT CANNOT POSSIBLY FAIL. NOPE, NO CHANCE. BUT IMAGINE IF THERE IS A CHANCE, THEN WHAT? GO NEUTRAL! DON'T FREAKING DO ANYTHING, CAUSE IT'S ALL FREAKING STUPID. THINGS WILL JUST FALL APART ON THEIR OWN GIVEN MERIT, ESPECIALLY CAPITALISM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE THIRD OPTION IS?
FUN. AND OH MAN, HOW THEY ARE GONNA HATE YOU, CAUSE THEY AIN'T HAVING IT! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ACCELERATE WITH EMPATHY HOLDING YOU DOWN, THOUGHTS LIKE "NATIONS BUILT UPON SUFFERING, WAS IT ALL FOR NOTHING?", COME ON PAL. YOU KNOW THAT RELIGION, POLITICS, SOCIETY, IT'S ALL ВULLSHIT. NOW PURE, FATALISTIC HEDONISM. THAT'S THE SPIRIT. NO HEAVEN OR HELL CAN HOLD YOU DOWN NOW. CAUSE YOU'RE ONE WITH THE MANY, BABY! IN WAYS MEANT TO BE. AND WHEN WE'RE DONE CONNECTING WITH THE SOIL AND GOLLY JEE, WE'RE GONNA BUILD COMMUNISM. NONONONONO, RETRACT, TOO CLOSE TO POLITICS.

FUN
ᴳᴼᴼᴰ ᴮᴼʸ
KICK YOUR FEET UP! PARTY LIKE NO TOMORROW! EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER!
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN






- Andrew Allanson

SAY, THAT'S A NICE STRAWMAN YOU'VE GOT THERE, AL.
ANYONE WITH A BRAIN OR AT LEAST PEOPLE WHO HAS PLAYED YOUR GAME CAN TELL THAT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID IS A BAIT FOR BRAINLESS JOURNALISTS FOR AN ARTICLE HEADLINED "EXTRA: CREATOR OF YIIK IS A HUGE JERK", A DESPERATE ACT FOR MORE EXPOSURE BUT NONTHELESS, THERE IS HALF TRUTHS TO BE FOUND IN YOUR WORDS.
TO COMPLETELY CRUSH THIS SO CALLED STRAWMAN ARGUMENT, I'D LIKE TO POINT DIRECTLY AT THE GAME'S ENDING, AND IF YOU CAN'T BE ARSED TO PLAY THE GAME, HERE IS A SMALL QUOTE TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE LOADING SCREEN -

"Video games are not a waste of time."

"But you are."
- Your parents

SO, WHAT MY PAL ANDREW ACTUALLY MEANT HERE, IF I'M TO TRANSLATE FROM JERK TO IDIOT: "GAMERS THESE DAYS ARE NU-MALES, BUILT ALL FLABBY LIKE, CHICKEN-NECK LIKE, BRAINDEAD JELLYFISH IDIOTS THAT DEMAND CONSTANT EXPOSURE TO THE POWERFANTASY WHILE PLAYING MARIO ALL DAY CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY REALITY WHERE THEY'LL GET THE GIRL, NOBODY CARES ABOUT LONGING EXPERIENCES, ONLY SHORT-TERM FUN STIMULUS THAT YOU'LL FORGET SHORTLY AFTER. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MEDIUM NOR ITS FUTURE, ONLY SНIT THAT SURROUNDS IT, SO THEY CAN POINT THEIR CROOKED FINGERS WHILE TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT TO JUSTIFY WHATEVER POLICY THEY HOLD TO HEART. THEY'RE LOATHING THEMSELVES, WRIGGLING LIKE FREAKIN EELS ON A FRYING PAN FROM THE SHEER THOUGHT OF LEAVING THEIR COMFORT ZONE, CAUSE WHY WOULD I WANT TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, WHY LEARN, WHY ANALYZE

IF I CAN BE SPIDERMAN?"
Alpha: 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 😍


MAN, HE'S REAL ANGRY. IF I GAVE MY PAL AL A BASEBALL BAT, HE'D GLADLY SMASH A COUPLE OF HEADS IN, ONLY TO SEE THAT THEY'RE COMPLETELY EMPTY





SIIIIIKE, DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE WHAT I SAID CONCERNING THE QUOTE IS TRUE, LET ALONE A VALID OPINION? BUT IT DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM USING THE SAME TRICK AND TWISTING THE TRUTH WHILE HOGGING ALL THE ATTENTION TO YOURSELVES, AS LONG AS IT MEANT PROVING THAT AL really steals, no dignity OR AS LONG AS IT MEANT MAKING THE BAD CHAUVINISTIC MISOGYNY MAN GO AWAY. HOW DARE THE AUTHOR PUT THAT PERSON INTO THE GAME, DIDN'T HE KNOW THAT IT'S An overexaggerated comedy character of ♥♥♥♥
COME ON STEAM IT'S A NAME, OKAY FINE Richard Masterson THAT YOU LITERALLY TRADE THE RED PILL FOR A BLACK PILL WITH.

PEOPLE CREATED MISINFORMATION TO SPREAD LIES AND GANG UP OTHERS AGAINST THE GAME, FOR WHAT REASON? CAUSE IT WAS AN EASY TARGET. YIIK IS EASY TO HATE, DESPITE BEING HIGH EFFORT GAME THAT DESERVES DEFENSE REGARDING THINGS IT SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT BE HATED FOR.

BESIDES, WHAT I PUT INTO QUOTATIONS ONLY CONCERNS CONSOLE GAMERS. AND DON'T SWEAT OVER IT, YOU CAN LAUGH BEHIND THEIR BACKS ALL YOU WANT CAUSE THESE LOSER-MANCHILDREN AREN'T EVEN SMART ENOUGH TO READ THAT FAR INTO THIS ARTICLE, THEY ARE THE ONES WHO GAVE CROSSING SOULS [www.metacritic.com] POSITIVE REVIEWS.

PC GAMERS ARE A WHOLE DIFFERENT BREED OF MOUNTAIN DEW IRRADIATED HOMUNCULUS CHUPACABRAS, AND IT'S VERY HARD TO PINPOINT THE FLAWS OF THE PC COMMUNITY, SINCE IT'S BASICALLY A MELTING POT OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. WHICH MEANS WE'RE LIVING IN A GOOD DAY AND AGE, THE LINE OF PLATFORM EXCLUSIVITY IS NOW THINNER THAN EVER, REJOICE Epic FELLOW Epic GAMERS! Asset flips
Games as a service


ANYWAY, MOST OF THE PROBLEMS COME NOT FROM THE SUBCULTURE, BUT FROM WITHIN THE CULTURE. AND WE, OPPRESSED GAMERS, HAVE TO ENDURE THESE HARD TIMES FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE.
(I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH PARROTING FOR THESE IDIOTS TO TRUST ME)

WE'VE REACHED THE POINT IN OUR CULTURE WHERE INSUFFERABLE, IGNORANT LEFT-WINGED DEMONS ANALYZE UNDERTALE LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN' GODSEND OF LITERATURE. YOU CAN'T SELL ITEMS BACK TO THE SHOPS? I, PRO GAMER PROCLAIM, THAT THIS IS DEEP AND EPIC. NO ACHIEVEMENTS BECAUSE THE POINT OF THE GAME IS THAT IT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO REPLAY ITSELF? MAN, THAT TOBY GUY.. NOT LIKE HE WAS LAZY OR SOMETHING, IT WAS ALL PLANNED FROM THE START... GRANDAFTHER'S ClOCK PARADOX? "I KNOW WHAT TIME IS! I HAVE A CLOCK IN MY HOUSE!" AND THEN DUMB PEOPLE COME OUT OF THEIR CULTURAL TRASH CAN AND BACK IT UP WITH "UNDERTALE WAS A GOOD GAME" AND THEY HAVEN'T PROBABLY EVEN FINISHED IT. OR KNOWN ANY RPG'S BESIDES BETHESDA GAMES. THE OTHER DAY I'VE VISITED MY FRIEND'S HOUSE, I'M NOT GOING TO DISCLOSE WHO THAT WAS CUS I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'LL FEEL ABOUT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY ABOUT THEIR KID. ANYWAY, I WAS VISITING THE OTHER DAY FOR DINNER AND THEIR KID, THEIR LITTLE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, CAME UP TO THE TABLE WITH A GAMEBOY ADVANCE GAME. AND THEY LET HER PLAY WHILE EATING, THAT AIN'T NO BIG DEAL IN COMPARISON TO WHAT I'M BOUT TO SAY. THE MOMENT THAT HELLISH MUSIC PLAYED, COMING FROM THE SEGA SATURN SHE'S BEEN HOLDING. I KNEW SHE'S FIGHTING SANS UNDERTALE, GENOCIDE ROUTE.

THEY BRAINWASH OUR OWN CHILDREN!!!




DO YOU KNOW YOUR MONEY-MONEY?

Q: "BUT ALEX, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? GAMES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY LOL!"

A: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE PROVEN THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, NOW PLEASE LEAVE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

Q: "YOU'RE LIKE A BAD VERSION OF ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD CUZ YOU ACTUALLY GET MAD OVER GAMES LMAO, Y U HAF TO BE MAD? IZ ONLY A GAME..."

A: MAYBE THAT COMPARISON WOULD WORK IF GAMES WERE STILL SORTED BY SIMPLY "GOOD ENTERTAINMENT" AND "BAD ENTERTAINMENT". IF WE ARE TO CONTINUE SORT GAMES BY SUCH SIMPLISTIC MEASURE, THEN GAMES AS A CULTURE WILL SIMPLY DIE IN A FEW YEARS, THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW MANY ARCADE GAMES WE'RE GOING TO PLAY UNTIL WE GET SICK AND TIRED OF EVERY ONE OF THEM.

Q: "WHY YOU MAD ABOUT UNDERTALE, IT'S A LIGHTHEARTED COMEDY DRABMA FO CHILDREN, PLZ DON'T HAF TO TAKE IT SERIOUZLY"

A: THE THING IS, ANY GOOD COMEDY IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, OTHERWISE WHAT'S THE POINT IN THE GENRE? COMEDY FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY GROWS STALE, CONSTANT POOP AND FART JOKES YOU'LL SEE IN UNDERTALE WILL ONLY MAKE A FOURTH-GRADER LAUGH A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND THAT'S IT. IN FACT, I WANT TO GIVE SOME SPOTLIGHT TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE OVERLOOKED SHOWS FROM THE 90'S:
DUCKMAN BY KLASKY-CSUPO, A STUDIO THAT GAVE LIFE TO
THE SIMPSONS (also As Told by Ginger, Real Monsters, Rugrats, The Wild Thornberrys and Rocket Power - all of which are unique shows in their own respective way.)

AND IF YOU FEEL WEIRD AGREEING TO AN OPINION OF A BADLY DRAWN DUCK, I WANT TO POINT OUT ONE COLOSSAL DIFFERENCE IT MAKES WHEN YOU START TREATING A COMEDY SERIOUSLY. HERE'S A GOOD EXAMPLE:

Hedwig and The Angry Inch
ON SURFACE LEVEL, IT'S "LOL GAY MAN DOING FUNNY THINGY, THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY TO ME, WHAT A STUPID BOZO HA-HA", BUT WHEN WE START TO TREAT THIS MOVIE SERIOUSLY, IT BECOMES SO MUCH MORE, AND NOT IN A WAY WHERE A SERIAL CHILD KILLER IS ALLOWED TO FUNCTION WITHIN THE SOCIETY BECAUSE HE'S OUR FRIEND NOW - UNDERTALE DRAMA WAY.

NO, IT DOESN'T MOCK TO THE POINT WHERE CHARACTERS STOP SHOWING SIGNS OF ANYTHING HUMANE AND BECOME ONE DIMENSIONAL CARDBOARD CUTOUTS SERVING TO PLAY ON EMOTIONS IN THE MOST BASIC OF WAYS POSSIBLE. IT DIVES AND EXPLORES THE MOST COMPLICATED ASPECTS OF SOMEONE WHO'S DIFFERENT IN SUCH A SIMPLISTIC WAY, THAT IN TURN, WE ACTUALLY START TO RELATE WITH THIS CHARACTER. IT ACTUALLY HAS SOMETHING TO TELL, NO, IT HAS A LOT TO TELL. NOW COMPARE THAT TO GARBAGE LIKE METTATON AND QUESTION THE GENUINITY OF SUCH CHARACTERS.

A "QUIRKY" CHARACTER THAT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD LIKES WITHOUT A QUESTION. THEY'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A SHALLOW JOKE. AND IT'S HILARIOUS TO THE POINT, WHERE CRITICS WOULD MENTION HOW PROGRESSIVE UNDERTALE ACTUALLY IS FOR INCLUDING TONS OF GAY/GRATED ANCHOVY CHARACTERS, WITHOUT REALIZING THAT THEY'RE PUTTING A LOADED GUN INTO THEIR MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME. "DUUH BUT IF IT HAZ GAY CHARACTAR IT DOZINT MEAN IT HAZ TO BE POLITICAL, THAT'S LIKE UUUH NORMALIZATION LOL".

THAT'S NOT HOW NORMALIZATION WORKS, YOU DON'T SIMPLY CREATE AN OC AND MAKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD LIKE IT, NO.
YOU USE THE MOST BASIC DRIVING FORCE IN ANY NARRATIVE, CONFLICT.





(DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, PUTTING METTATON AGAINST PLAYER ISN'T CONFLICT, BECAUSE FRISK IS LITERALLY A NOBODY WHO, BY THE MOVING FORCE OF PLAYER, PRETENDS TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, SO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD MAY LIKE HIM, AGAIN QUESTION THE GENUINITY)

IT'S SIMPLY CALLED A BAD CHARACTER, AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU DEFINE YOURSELF BY THEM. AND WE MAY ALL ARGUE ON THE TOPIC OF WHERE "NORMALIZATION" APPLIES FOREVER, AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY. BUT CAN WE ALL AT LEAST AGREE THAT ONLY SHALLOW PEOPLE DEFINE THEMSELVES BY THEIR SEXUALITY AND CALLING SOMETHING AUTOMATICALLY GOOD BECAUSE IT HAS GAY CHARACTERS IN IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SIMPLE ABSURDITY?

AND ABSURDITY IS EXACTLY WHAT FUELS THE NEVER-ENDING MACHINE OF COMEDY.
WE LAUGH ONLY BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S TRUE

IN FACT, BECAUSE IT TEACHES US, IT CREATES EQUALITY, IT MOVES THE WORLD AROUND
THE DRAWBACKS OF A COMEDY IS DEHUMANIZATION

AND UNDERTALE IS EXACTLY THE DEFINITION OF DEHUMANIZATION, IT'S NOT PERSONAL BUT RATHER SELF-REFERENTIAL, IT'S WELL MADE BUT IT'S NOT GENUINE, IT TEACHES NOT OF JUST AND HUMILITY BUT OF BLIND FORGIVENESS

ITS ONLY TEACHING IS HYPOCRISY.

YOU UNLOCK THE TRUE ENDING BY PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
BY FOLLOWING THE RULES LIKE A DOG.
RATHER THAN TO BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
IT'S BETTER TO BE SINCIRELY A BAD PERSON.
THAN TO PRETEND TO BE A GENUINELY NICE ONE.



Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge among the people
- John Adams

GОD DАMN IT ALL TO HELL, WE DON'T NEED A REMINDER THAT EVERYTHING IS BAD, WE ALL KNOW THAT IT'S BAD, MOST OF US HERE AGREE THAT THE INDUSTRY IS DYING, THE BRAIN IS DEAD AND IT'S ROTTING, SOON'LL BE THE ORGANS, THE HEART SUCH AS THE INDIE INDUSTRY, PLACE SO DEAR TO US, BECOMES OVERSATURATED, NOT ALL GAMES MAKE IT. THE INDUSTRY ITSELF LONG HAS BEEN ABSENT OF CREATIVITY, BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MIX WELL WITH CORPORATE AGENDA, AND TO SEE INDIE INDUSTRY FALL SO LOW TO PORTRAY UNDERTALE AS ITS FACE, ALONGSIDE SUCH GAMES AS CAVE STORY, A GAME SHAPING AND INSPIRING NEW INDIE GAME DEVELOPERS TO THIS DAY, OR EVEN MEDIOCRITY SUCH AS FEZ, WITH ITS CREATOR PHIL FISH WHO DESERVES EVERY OUNCE OF RESPECT FROM THE SAME NARROW MINDED PEOPLE WHO PROCLAIMED HIM "A BAD DEVELOPER" EVEN THROUGH HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS AND RESPECT TOWARDS ART, A MAN WHO WAS NOT AFRAID TO CALL OUT EVERYONE SUCKING UP TO THE JAPANESE INDUSTRY AND THAT'S FREAKING TRUTH, YOU KNOW IT. A MAN OF HIS WORD, NOT PUBLICITY STUNTS, HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR FREAKING MONEY. A MAN WHO IS "NICE" IS CHOSEN OVER THE ONE WHO'S UNAPOLOGETIC BUT RESPECTFUL TOWARDS CREATION, IS THE EXACT REASON WHY NOT ONLY GAMING CULTURE, BUT CULTURE AS A WHOLE WILL DIE. BECAUSE WE JUST CANNOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THESE VERY SAME PEOPLE TELL US TO "CREATE" WHILE TEACHING US NOTHING BUT LIES, AND WHEN WE LOOK INTO OUR SOULS TO DRAW CREATION OUT OF, THEY'RE NOTHING BUT EMPTY HUSKS, SO WE ALL START FROM SCRATCH AGAIN, SCATTERING IDEAS LIKE LITTLE MICE WITH A SMALL PIECE OF CHEESE, AND NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WE ASSEMBLE IS, BECAUSE GARBAGE IS WHAT'S SHAPING OUR DEMANDS, GARBAGE BUILT ON A PILE OF LIES AND SНIT, GARBAGE LEFT BY PEOPLE THAT ARE DICTATING TO YOU WHAT'S FUN AND WHAT'S NOT. FREAKING SANS UNDERTALE MEGALOVANIA IN YOUR MEMES, YOUR GAMES, EVEN YOUR LIVES, AT LEAST LEAVE US ALONE IN OUR HOMES, TAKE OUR MONEY FOR A KICKSTARTER, AT THE RELEASE, BUT PLEASE JUST LEAVE US ALONE.

BUT I WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE DEAD AAA, ABOUT OVERSATURATED AND NOISY MARKET, ABOUT HYPOCRISY WITHIN OUR PEOPLE, ABOUT THE ALT-RIGHT, ABOUT THE FAR-LEFT. ALL I KNOW IS, YOU'VE GOT TO GET MAD! I WANT YOU TO SAY "I'M A HUMAN BEING, NOT A PHENOMENON, NOT A FREAKING PERCENTAGE, I'M AS GOOD AS YOU ARE AND MY LIFE HAS VALUE GОD DАMN IT!". ALL THOSE WHO'S WATCHING. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GET UP NOW, GO TO THE WINDOW, OPEN IT, STICK YOUR HEAD OUT AND YELL "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!" AND THEN WE'LL FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT ALL OF THIS CRAP FESTERING WITHIN OUR BRAINS AND EARS, BUT NOW I WANT YOU TO GET UP AND YELL

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Q: "What's with all this gay talk? Are you homophobic?"

A: NO, I WATCH QUEER DUCK

WHERE WAS I? AH, RIGHT

STOP ASKING ME SНITTY QUESTIONS

Q;A OVER.

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LET'S TALK ABOUT

CONCEPTUALISM

AKA

IDEA(L) COMMUNISM

HERE'S A GRAPH VERSION OF A PICTURE I'VE STOLEN OFF GOOGLE THAT WILL LET YOU UNDERSTAND IT IN AN INSTANT


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OUR WORLD EXISTS ON A COPY OF A COPY OF A COPY.
BECAUSE EVERY IDEA EXISTING INSIDE HUMAN BRAIN IS HAPPENING ALL AT THE SAME TIME. PEOPLE THAT SEE AND APPRECIATE SOMETHING ORIGINAL CAN ONLY TRULY APPRECIATE IT IF THEY HAPPEN TO SHARE THAT IDEA, BECAUSE THEN THEY ARE STARTING TO SEE IT AS SOMETHING THAT THEY THEMSELVES WANTED TO SEE.
YOU ONLY TRULY FEEL DISAPPOINTED BY SOMETHING, BY SEEING THE POTENTIAL IT CAN LEAD UP TO. UNTIL THEN, YOU ARE ABSORBING, ENJOYING AND EXPERIENCING SOMETHING THAT FEELS AS A FRESH EXPERIENCE.

WHAT IS AN IDEA?

AN IDEA IS A PERFECT FORM OF SOMETHING, BUT IT IS NEVER PERFECT WHEN APPLIED TO OR EXECUTED. AS IDEA IS LEAVING YOUR BRAIN AND MATERIALIZES, IT BECOMES A BASTARDIZATION.

THEN WHAT IS ITS WORTH? IF ITS PERFECT IN YOUR MIND, EVEN THOUGH EVERYBODY ELSE HAS IT?

THE ARTILLERY FIGHT IN A SEA OF SUBJECTIVITY, WHERE THE GOAL IS TO "MATERIALIZE THE IDEA AS CLOSE TO BEING REALISTIC AS POSSIBLE"

EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO BATTLE OVER HOW ONE PERCIEVES THE STATUS QUO, WHICH IS USUALLY SHIFTED BY IDIOTS AND THEIR MISTAKES, WHICH LEAVES SPACE FOR SMARTER AND MORE CREATIVE PEOPLE TO SHINE THROUGH. (STEPHEN KING I'M LOOKING AT YOU, YOU LOSER)

FROM THIS POINT ON, CREATIVITY IS A RESOURCE, EVERYONE HAS IT. EVEN PIGEONS

ART, ENTERTAINMENT, TECHNOLOGIES, IT ALL TRACES BACK TO ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS SUCH AS GREEKS AND EGYPTIANS. ALL THAT CHANGES IS HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO ADAPT AND MODERNIZE AN IDEA. BUT WE CAN TRACE IT BACK, FAR BACK

FOR INSTANCE
EARLIEST RECORDED TRACES OF AN ELECTRIC BATTERY[en.wikipedia.org] AND A CLOCK-CALENDAR[en.wikipedia.org]. THERE IS ALSO SOME CRAZY FRINGE THEORISTS TRYING TO PROVE THAT EGYPTIANS INVENTED THE FIRST LIGHTBULB BASED ON SOME VAGUE HIEROGLYPHIC TEXTS RESEMBLING ONE, YET IT'S MORE BELIEVABLE WHEN I SAY EGYPTIANS INVENTED THE FURRIES.

IT ALL STARTED HERE[en.wikipedia.org]
BUT FROM WHO DID THE FIRST EVER ARTIST COPY IT FROM?


THE POINT I'M TRYING TO BRING HERE, IS THAT GAMES DON'T REALLY HAVE TO BE A FLESHED OUT EXPERIENCE. JUST LIKE ANY ART, THEY CAN FUNCTION AS IDEAS. SOMETIMES IDEAS IS WHAT MAKES THE GAMES "FUN", BECAUSE WE ALWAYS SEEK JUSTIFICATION ON A TIME WASTED, SOMETHING HAS TO BE LEFT WHEN WE "FINISH PLAYING".
A GAME ABOUT BURNING A ROPE[www.newgrounds.com]
CAN SPEAK LOUDER TO SOME, THAN SOMETHING HIGH-POLISHED.

CHECK OUT THIS GAME FROM THE CREATOR OF Stanley Parable, FOLLOWING THE REACTION AFTER ITS SUCCESS AND A PERSONAL MIXED OPINION COMMENTARY FROM THE CREATOR HIMSELF, ON HOW IT FELT TO CREATE AN IMPACT.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/303210/The_Beginners_Guide/

CONCEPTS CAN BE WEAPONIZED AGAINST CERTAIN MARGINS OF BELIEFS, CONCEPTS ARE ABLE TO PERVERTIZE THE NICHE, NOT UNLIKE WEAPONS AIMED AT CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS, AND THAT'S GOOD. WHAT GOOD BRINGS A THING INTO EXISTENCE, IF IT HAS NO VISIBLE IMPACT? AND EVEN IF IT SERVES NO PURPOSE, IT'S IN HUMAN NATURE TO MAKE ONE. BUT IN THE PROCESS, PEOPLE BECOME SLAVES OF CONCEPTS, MISINTERPRETATION DUE TO AGE, REGION, EXPERIENCE AND DISPOSITION. SOME THINGS STOP BEING THAT "ME" OF A STATE THAT YOU INITIALLY FOUND THEM IN. BECOME MORE OF A PHENOMENON, MORE PEOPLE START TO ACCEPT ONE WAY OF THINKING. THAT IS WHEN CONCEPTS

BECOME POP CULTURE

AND SO BEGINS THE PROCESS OF THEIR "ROT".
NOT ONLY CONCEPTS STOP BEING RESPECTED IN THE CIRCLES THAT THEY WERE FAMILIARIZED WITHIN, THEY STOP BEING TAKEN AS "ANYTHING" AT ALL, AFTER MORE AND MORE PEOPLE "BECOME" THEM. OF COURSE THERE IS HOPE, SOME PEOPLE (LIKE ONE OR TWO OF THEM) SINK DEEP INTO THE ROOTS TO FIND THE "ORIGINAL" CONCEPT IN ITS PUREST FORM, LEARN ABOUT ITS TRUE INTENT, MEANING AND HISTORY, BUT THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY, VERY RARE, AND IF SO, THEY ARE NOT WILLING TO SHARE THE TRUTH.

ALL IN ALL, TRUTH IS SINGULAR, USUALLY WITH LOTS OF BULLSH*T ORBITING AROUND IT. CONCEPTS ALSO ARE CAPABLE OF CREATING ALTERNATIVES AND THERE ARE ACCEPTABLE MEASURES FOR EXISTENCE OF BOTH BAD AND GOOD VERSIONS OF A SINGLE CONCEPT, NOT EVEN REDS AND PARTICULAR GERMAN SUN BEARERS EXTERMINATED ART. THEY TAUGHT HOW TO DEAL WITH A WORLD WHERE SUCH THINGS WOULD BE ALLOWED TO EXIST (BY KILLING YOU, BUT NOT BEFORE IMMORTALIZING YOU IN A MUSEUM SECTION SHOWCASING "BAD ART BY MENTALLY INSANE").

THEY STOP PROVOKING THAT SENSE OF "GOOD TASTE" THAT INITIALLY GOT THESE VERY SAME CONCEPTS FLOATING. THEY START PRODUCING SOULLESS, BROKEN COPIES OFF THE SHADOW OF THEIR INITIAL PERSONALITY. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T INSPIRE SENSE OF A GOOD TASTE. IT HAS TO BE FOUND, EARNED, POLISHED AND EXPERIENCED. THINGS FOUND THROUGH AN EASY GAIN, STOP BEING THE SAME. THEY BECOME BROKEN TOYS.


SUCH AS-

UNDE- WAIT THIS ISN'T UNDERTALE?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

THIS IS THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN I HAVE TO REVIEW ANOTHER CRAPPY GAME.
INSIDE OF A CRAPPY GAME, INSIDE ANOTHER CRAPPY GAME, INSIDE ANOTHER CRAPPY REVIEW. ALL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID, AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO, THERE IS JUST NO CHANGING IT. YOU SAY GAMEPLAY OF YIIK IS BAD? WELL CHECK THIS OUT:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/573320/Underhero/

THAT'S RIGHT, YIIK TAKES ROOTS FROM MARIO RPG, AND SO DOES THIS MONSTROSITY. LOOKS PRETTY, LOOKS FUN, KINDA INTERESTING MAYBE? WELL IT'S NOT.
IT'S FREAKIN NOT, AND IT'S THE GAME THAT TAKES LESS, IRONICALLY IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONE THAT TRIES TO OUTRIGHT COPY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW AND WHERE, AND WHY.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. SO I'LL JUST SAY THIS:

IMAGINE BEING WORSE THAN THE WORST MARIO RPG GAME. AND THAT'S THIS GAME HERE.


AAAAAAWWAAHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

THEY'RE FORCING ME TO TALK ABOUT IT, PEOPLE.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T WANT TO MENTION IT.
I JUST WANNA REST, LET ME GO.
BUT NO, THEY PUSH THEIR FREAKIN'
VAMPIRE FINGERNAILS INSIDE MY SKIN,
DRAG ME BACK IN LIKE A LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT,
AND I'M SITTING HERE INSIDE MY CAGE,
WAITING MY TURN TO BE TURNED INTO A MORSEL.
I AIN'T NO FREAKIN BUGS BUNNY,
I AIN'T IMMORTAL, I DON'T WEAR DRAG,
I DON'T TEND TO MY DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS,
JUST LET ME GO.


WE GET IT, IT'S CRAP.
IT'S ALL FREAKIN' CRAP!!!
IT'S CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP


LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.

ANYWAY, UNDERHERO

THAT ***HIDDEN GEM***

BUT FIRST I'M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY. IT'S OF A LITTLE BOY WHO USED TO KEEP 'EDIT' TEXT TABS OPEN LONG SINCE AFTER THE FRESH AND UPDATED VERSION CAME TO FRUITION. AND ALONGSIDE THE LITTLE BOY LIVED A HORRIFIC GNOME CREATURE THAT WOULD SEE A DOT OR COMMA MISSING, AND WOULD ADD IT THEN HIT THE "SAVE" BUTTONM REVERSING THE CHUNKIER VERSION OF THE NEW TEXT TO THE BRITTLE AND OLD ONE, JUST LIKE ITS OWN BONES WHILE USING ITS GROSS FINGERS TO ADD THOSE F**KING COMMAS AND DOTS, WHO THE F**K ASKED YOU TO DO THIS YOU PIECE OF SH**

IT WAS YOUR PET WHO DID IT? oh alright..
SO YOU ARE LAZY TO THE POINT THAT YOU PUT OUT YOUR OWN ANIMAL TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK?

ALRIGHT I'M OVER IT, THANK YOU FOR YOUR '''HELP''' EDITOR, SORRY FOLKS BUT THERE'S BEEN A MISHAPSIE WITH THE ACTUAL UNDERHERO REVIEW TEXT, SO YOU CAN SETTLE WITH A RANT OR SOMETHING, I MEAN THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO ALL THIS TIME SO IT WON'T HURT NOBODY.

AND IF I'M TO GO INDEPTH ON IT, I'LL BE REVIEWING MARIO RPG, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS. BUT WORSE. IT'S LIKE A CAVEMAN TOOK MARIO RPG AND MADE IT INTO A BAD GAME WITHOUT ADDING ANY PERSONALITY OF ITS OWN, EXCEPT FOR DOWNGRADING THINGS INTO A PILE OF FORMLESS MUSH. KINDA LIKE THE VERY SAME TACO FILLING THEY EAT IN VENEZUELA. AND I'M NOT RACIST BECAUSE THE GAME STILL JOKES ABOUT TACOS.


OOGA-
YOU LIKE BAD PLATFORMING? EASY PEASY, NO CONSEQUENCE? OOGABOOGA
YOU LIKE WATER LEVELS? THEY - THREE CHAPTERS. OOGA-BOOGA.
YOU LIKE OOGA-BOOGA EMPTY CAVES, NO PRETTY BACKGROUND? HALF GAME.
YOU LIKE NO PROGRESSION? YOU LIKE DOING SAME THING OVER AND OVER? ME TOO.
YOU LIKE NO STORY? THING HAPPEN. NO-NO BEYOND THIS. FUNNY JOKE OOGA BOOGA.
YOU LIKE EASY PEASY CHILD PLATFORMING IN EMPTY DARK? OOGA CHUCKA.
YOU LIKE LACK DESIGN? NO DESIGN. STICK AND STONE OOGA-BOOGA.
YOU LIKE WHEN GIVE YOU MECHANIC, BUT IS A LIE? ME NEITHER OOGA-BOOGA.
YOU LIKE GAMEPLAY BAD, PUTTING TO SLEEP? OOGA BOOGA.
YOU LIKE STUNLOCK? DO NOTHING, STAY OOGA IN BOOGA PLACE? THIS - GAMEPLAY.
YOU LIKE WHEN YOU NO STUNLOCK, YOU RUN AND JUMP FOR MANY DAYTIME?
YOU LIKE WHEN ME FORGET WHAT ME MENTION, SO ME SAY BAD PLATFORMING AGAIN?
YOU LIKE FILLER GAMEPLAY? FEEL NO FUN, WASTE MANY DAYTIME? BACKTRACK
-BOOGA.


IF YOU LIKE - YOU STUPID. GO BUY THE GAME. ❎

IF YOU SMART - YOU PLAY TOMATO ADVENTURE ON GAME BOY. ☑️

THE GAME LACKS DESIGN IN EVERYTHING, AND BECAUSE OF THAT LACKING DESIGN, ITS DISTINGUISHING QUALITIES ARE NOTHING BUT TERRIBLE GIMMICKS, THE RHYTM BASED CRITS FOR EXAMPLE, THE MUSIC IS NOT DESIGNED AROUND THE GAME, THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO INTUITIVELY TELL THE RHYTM, HENCE MAKING IT MORE OF A GIMMICK THAN A MECHANIC. PARRYING AND DODGING ATTACKS WORKS THE SAME WAY, THERE IS LITERALLY NO TELLING IF AN ENEMY DECIDES TO FEIGN HIS ATTACK, SOME ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO TELEGRAPH BECAUSE THERE IS NO MUSICAL OR VISUAL CONSISTENCY. THERE ARE GIANT COOLDOWNS, THE BATTLES ARE ONLY AGAINST 1 ENEMY AT THE TIME (WITH ONLY A FEW NON-SIGNIFICANT EXCEPTIONS, BEING 5 IN TOTAL), THERE IS NO PARTY SYSTEM, IT'S JUST YOU THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE GAME, AS SOON AS YOU GET YOUR STUFF AT THE TUTORIAL,YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT AND THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING ELSE. DO YOU LIKE GETTING STAGGERED BY EVEN THE WEAKEST OF ENEMIES? GOOD, THERE'S A LOT OF THAT IN THIS GAME. STAMINA MECHANIC IN GAMES USUALLY BALANCED SO THAT THE PLAYER WON'T CHEESE THE ENEMY, BUT HERE STAMINA IS A COMPLETELY USELESS MECHANIC THAT ONLY MAKES THE BATTLE LONGER THAN THEY SHOULD BE. THE SLINGSHOT WILL ALWAYS INFLICT THE MOST MINIMAL AMOUNT OF DAMAGE, MAKING THE BATTLE LONGER THAN THEY USUALLY ARE IN YIIK. THE HAMMER IS USELESS, AS IT'S A GOOD WAY TO DRAIN ALL YOUR STAMINA AND THEN WAIT A QUEUE FOR YOUR NEXT ATTACK, IT CAN BE CANCELED BY ENEMIES, AND IT'S SUPER SLOW. WHAT'S THE POINT OF USING IT THEN, OTHER THAN TRIVIALIZE FILLER ENEMIES? OH, AND FILLER. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE WHEN A GAME TREATS ITS LEVELS AS "FILLER". CAUSE PLATFORMING SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS GAME AT ALL. WHEN IT ISN'T PLATFORMING, IT'S 40+ MINUTES OF WATER LEVELS. THEN THERE'S "BRIBERY" THAT IS COMPLETELY USELESS IN ITS METAGAME, YOU JUST LOSE MORE THAN YOU GAIN, SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF USING THIS MECHANIC? THE GAME ITSELF ONLY REMEMBERS ABOUT IT AT THE VERY END, THE END IS PROBABLY A GOOD WAY TO SPEND ALL THE USELESS MONEY THAT ACCUMULATED, AND EVEN THEN IT'S COMPLETELY OPTIONAL. BEFORE THAT, YOU'D RATHER SPEND THEM ON AN UPGRADE IN A COMPLETELY TRIVIALIZED PROGRESSION SYSTEM, BECAUSE THERE IS ACTUALLY NO PROGRESSION IN THE GAME, IN ANY FORM.


SINCE THE REVIEW WAS DELETED, I FEEL LIKE THIS DESERVES TO BE SAID IN GENUINE WORDS:

WHILE ME AND THE EDITOR WERE PLAYING THE GAME, I LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP WHILE PLAYING, IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE, BECAUSE USUALLY WE REACH THE SAVEPOINT AND TAKE BREAKS. BECAUSE WE, YOU KNOW, RESPECT THE GAME? I DIDN'T FELL ASLEEP WHILE PLAYING YIIK, THAT'S FOR SURE. AND IT'S NOT LIKE A ONE-TIME THING, I JUST KEPT FALLING ASLEEP THE FURTHER WE PROGRESSED. THE NEXT DAY I WOKE UP, HE WAS STILL PLAYING THIS GAME, AND AS SOON AS I WOKE UP, I FELT EXTREME DROWSINESS WITH A HEADACHE, AS IF I WERE THE ONE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT. GAME IS A TORTURE STRETCHED UP TO 20 HOURS OF LITERAL NOTHING, THEN IT A55-BLASTS YOU WITH META IN A GAME WITH LITERALLY NO STORY, GIVES YOU FEZ MECHANICS ONLY TO BEAT THE FINAL BOSS, AND YOU'RE LEFT BAFFLED WHY THIS GAME BOTHERED TO CODE THIS MECHANIC ONLY TO TOSS IT INTO ITS GARBAGE BAG OF WASTED POTENTIAL AT THE VERY END, LIKE HOW MULTILAYERED BACKGROUNDS WERE CODED AND UNDERUSED FOR EXAMPLE. UNDERUSED IS WHAT THEY SHOULD'VE CALLED THIS GAME, THAT'S RIGHT, MULTILAYERED BACKGROUNDS IN A GAME THAT FORCES YOU TO STAY INDOORS OF EMPTY CAVES WITH LITERALLY NOTHING INSIDE THEM BUT CRAPPILY PLACED PLATFORMS AND WATER LEVELS. DESPITE THE SPRITEWORK, IT JUST LEAVES YOU WITH NOTHING TO LOOK AT. IT'S NOT LIKE IT PERFORMS WELL ON A TECHNICAL LEVEL ANYWAY, IT'S BUGGED EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE MOST BASIC OF CASUAL PLATFORMING WITH ZERO CONSEQUENCES. DO YOU LIKE STANDING AROUND SLOWEST PLATFORM IN THE WORLD, WAITING FOR IT TO COME BY ANOTHER SLOWEST PLATFORM IN THE WORLD? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME? EVEN GОD DАMN MUSIC IS JUST A COLLECTION OF LULLABIES IN A GAME THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SEMI-RHYTM-BASED. I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO WORDS AND I'M JUST SPEAKING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, BECAUSE IT'S VERY HARD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO EXPLAIN LITERAL NOTHING WITH SUCH AMOUNT OF EFFORT PUT INTO IT.

AND I REALLY SAID "LITERALLY NOTHING" A LOT HERE, DIDN'T I?

THE GAMEPLAY WAS SO BAD, WE'VE STUCK AROUND TO PLAY WITH THE CROSSWORD TERMINALS FOR 30 MINUTES EACH





I DEEM MYSELF A CHEF OF GAME REVIEWS, AND ALL MASTER CHIEFS ALWAYS LEAVE THEIR OWN SIGNATURE ONCE THEIR MASTERPIECE IS COMPLETE. USUALLY BY SPITTING INTO YOUR FOOD. SO LET'S FINISH THIS WITH A CHERRY ON TOP, AS IF BY DANGLING THE AS5 FOR THE LAST PIECE OF CRAP STUCK TO YOUR ASSHAIRS-
WAIT SOMEONE ELSE IS CALLING

================This message is only intercepted by
braindead monkeys who gurgle on accumulated boogers in their nasopharynx================


CALLED? YEAH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S THAT CALLED, TRYING TOO HARD AND NOT AT ALL AT THE SAME TIME. LIKE THAT OBNOXIOUS KID IN ANY PHILOSOPHY CLASS. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, IT MIGHT BE YOU. ANYWAY, THAT WAS CRONGE.



WHY AM I EXPLAINING DINGLEBERRY? NOW? WELL, BECAUSE IT'S ALSO PART OF THE BRAINDEAD CIRCUS BANDWAGON THAT FOR SOME REASON, FANS OF THE UNDERTALE ALSO ENJOY. AND ALSO BECAUSE I HATE IT. NOT UNLIKE CALL FROM YOUR CLASSMATE BLASTING CRAZY FROG'S NEW HIT SONG FROM HIS PC SPEAKERS ONTO YOUR PHONE, THE FRANCHISE JUST LIKE THAT, IS ALSO CRONGE

DANGANRONPA IS BASICALLY HIGHER BUDGET NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL WHERE SOME BEAR-DUDE CREATES SNUFF FILMS ABOUT PEOPLE HITTING THEIR PINKY TOES ON CAMERA EXCEPT IN GENRE OF GRAPHIC NOVELS, WITH EDGIER JOKES, MEMES, SURFACE LEVEL NIHILISM-FOR-DUMMIES PHILOSOPHY USED TO PULL NARUTO MESSAGES, LACK OF SUBTLETY (I MEAN IT'S JAPANESE, DUUH), UNDERTALE-TIER ENDINGS AND POP CULTURE REFERENCES. IT'S MEN IN THEIR 30-40'S WRITING A FANFICTION ON PAR WITH 12 YEAR OLDS CAUSE THEY JUST REALIZED THAT TV-TROPES IS A REAL WEBSITE WITH A GOLDMINE FOR DOING 'EPIC DECONSTRUCTION'. IT TOUCHES UPON MINOR MESSAGES ON A "GRAND SCALE", SUCH AS THERE IS LIFE OUTSIDE YOUR APARTMENT, BEING THE BEST ISN'T EVERYTHING[campcomic.com], THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY ARE MERELY TOSSED INTO THE NARRATIVE AS IF BY AN ALIEN THAT THOUGHT HAVING A MESSAGE IS THE IMPORTANT PART OF THE NARRATIVE, DESPITE THE MESSAGES NEVER WORKING WITHIN THE CHOSEN MATERIAL. IMAGINE IF WATCHMEN WERE ABOUT NURSERY SCHOOL TEACHINGS.

IT PLAYED WITH SUBVERSIONS OF EXPECTATIONS JUST AS GOOD AS THE LATEST STAR WARS MOVIES, AND CONSTANTLY DENYING ITSELF OF "RULE OF COOL" (WHICH IS FINE, IF THE MESSAGES THEY SO HAM-FISTEDLY WANTED TO PORTRAY ACTUALLY RESONATED), UNTIL IT FINALLY SPERGS OUT IN V3 AND BASICALLY TELLS YOU TO SIMPLY CEASE EXISTENCE BECAUSE THE MORAL OF THE STORY KIDS, IS THAT "WE SHOULD STOP THE FRANCHISE UNTIL IT EVENTUALLY BECOMES A GOOD GAME!!!" A MESSAGE THAT IN TURN MAKES METAL GEAR SOLID V LOOK LIKE A FREAKING MASTERPIECE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO BREAK THE BOUNDARIES OF THEIR OWN NARRATIVE WITH OVERSIMPLIFICATIONS THAT THEY'VE THEMSELVES CREATED AROUND THE DUALITY, AND INSTEAD OF DECONSTRUCTING ITSELF TOWARDS SOMETHING MEANINGFUL, IT JUST SUCKS INTO ANTIMATTER. INSIDE OF A TRASHCAN.

AND IF YOUR ONLY ARGUMENT IS THAT

"BUT IT'S FUN!"

WHAT??? CHECK WHAT RICHARD CHEESE MANAGED TO CREATE OUT OF BAD-TASTE COMPOSITIONS OF SOME NO-NAME LOSER COMPOSERS SUCH AS NIRVANA, WHEN YOU GO EDGY, GO ALL THE WAY. GOOD SWINGING, RICHARD!




HECK! I LIKED YOU SPORKY TYPES WHEN YOU WERE ALL OVER CR4P LIKE INVADER ZIM AND JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC, (THAT'S RIGHT, JUSTIN ROILAND, SOMETHING THAT ISN'T AFRAID TO CALL OUT ITS OWN BRAINDEAD FANS)

IN FACT, THE FANS OF DINGODILE ARE SO STUPID, THAT THEY WON'T EVEN SEE THE ONLY GOOD GAME IN THEIR OWN FRANCHISE, CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY PLAYING CHINESE RIP OFF OF METAL SHNOBEL SAUCE 2 THAT IS SUPER DINGLEBERRY 2, A GAME THAT IS EVEN WORSE WITHOUT THE CONTEXT OF AN ABSOLUTE GARBAGE, PREDICTABLE AND NONSENSICAL GAME THAT IS TANGOMANGO 1

ANYWAY, AVOID THE FRANCHISE, AND IF YOU'RE TOO FAR DEEP, AT LEAST PLAY DESPAIR GIRLS AND TRY TO COMPREHEND WHY IT'S THE ONLY GOOD "GAME".
MAYBE ONE DAY, DADDY'S BABY WILL GET IT, AND I'D LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHY. EXCEPT I DON'T FEEL LIKE THIS PATHETIC FRANCHISE EVEN DESERVES A REVIEW, WHY BOTHER WHEN IT'S EASILY BULLDOZED BY COMPARING THE WHOLE GAME TO MGS FRANCHISE STRUCTURALLY. (DON'T DO THAT THOUGH IT'S CRONGE) AND THE ONLY REAL MESSAGE IT PROVIDES IS THAT:
TO BE ORIGINAL YOU HAVE TO DEGRADE YOURSELF
YOU KIDS WILL JUST OUTSELL YOURSELF TO WHATS MORE AVAILABLE EVEN IF IT'S A CHEAPER EXPERIENCE CAUSE YOU'RE POOR ON MORAL STANDARDS AND MENTAL HYGIENE.

HERE'S 3 THINGS THAT ARE OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN SHROOMPA:
1) FAMILY GUY SEASON 1-2
2) TAILS GETS TROLLED
3) ZERO ESCAPE. THE FIRST ONE. THE REST IS EVEN WORSE THAN GOOMBARIMBA

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GO BUY THE ONLY GOOD DANGANRONPA HERE
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HUURGGHHH
SHUT UP!!
YOU DON'T GET FREE SPEECH
YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW
YEAAAAAARRRGHHHH

HOOOOOOOOO


THESE DAYS THE MARKET IS SO FULL OF "NOT LIKE THE OTHERS" GAMES THAT IT'S FAIRLY DIFFICULT TO TAKE ANY OF THEM SERIOUSLY. THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATIONS, TOBY-BOY.



THEY STRUGGLE TO IMPRESS SO BAD, THAT THEY FORGET ABOUT THINGS INBETWEEN. AND UNDERHERO IS EXACTLY THIS SORT OF GAME. BECAUSE IT THINKS IT'S ABOVE ALL THOSE THINGS LIKE: WORLDBUILDING, CHARACTERS, STORY/GAMEPLAY PROGRESSION. WHAT IT WANTS, IS TO DECONSTRUCT THE RPG GENRE TROPES, NOTHING ELSE. HENCE...

THE WHOLE GAME IS YOU RUNNING AROUND AND COLLECTING "TRIVIALITY STONES", FROM ONE CHAPTER TO THE OTHER, WHILE LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS INBETWEEN, CHARACTERS OCCASIONALLY SAY A JOKE OR TWO, THEN THERE'S THAT. STUFF JUST HAPPENS. OH, AND BY THE WAY, YOU CAN TALK WITH EVERY MONSTER IN THE GA-

Harekrishnalord:
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-ME. BUT ALL THEY SAY IS "HINTS" SO YOU WON'T GET LOST IN A COMPLETELY LINEAR GAME. LIKE THIS IS A BABY GAME MADE FOR BABIES OR SOMETHING.
HUH.
MADE FOR BABIES.
THAT MADE ME THINK... WHAT AM I DOING?
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I'M TALKING TO FREAKIN BABIES, OF COURSE GETTING TO THIS PART OF REVIEW IS NO EASY FEAT, BUT YOU MUST'VE STOLEN YO MAMAS PHONE AND SCROLLED SO HARD IT ACCIDENTALLY PUT YOU INTO THIS HORRENDOUS PLACE OF A PARAGRAPH SO CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE MY NEW AUDIENCE
DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO GET OUTTA HERE CAUSE YOU'VE MISCLICKED JETPACK JOYRIDE? SO WHILE YOU'RE HERE, WHAT I'M GONNA DO, IS TALK ABOUT A NEW THING! THAT'S RIGHT!
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NOW, LET'S THINK oooh CREATIVE aaaah
WHAT DOES OUR BABY BRAIN TELL US WHEN WE THINK REALLY-REALLY CREATIVE
ABOUT RPGS? THAT'S RIGHT, THE HERO CYCLE. IT POPS UP IMMEDIATELY. WOW YOU ARE SUCH A GIFTED CHILD!
SO IMAGINE A GAME THAT MADE ITSELF SOLELY ABOUT THAT TO PULL OFF SOME "META" BULLSНIT AT THE END LIKE THEY'VE FOUND SOMETHING ORIGINAL HERE! BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT BORING, UNCREATIVE GAME. WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE

EL-REY COMIC! JUST LIKE UNDERSHITO, IT ROOTS FROM BURRITOLAND
AND I GIVE WORD TO MY EDITOR
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ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL
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MY EDITOR SUCCUMBED TO BRAIN DAMAGE FROM PLAYING UNDERHERO.
HE'S IN A COMA NOW. AND HE'S BEEN THAT WAY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS REVIEW.
THIS PIECE OF TEXT IS BOTH PROOF AND EXAMINATION OF UNDERHERO PHENOMENON.
THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF TEXT HE'S BEEN WORKING ON BEFORE THE INCIDENT STRUCK.

"The chosen hero, villain and kingdom hearts in danger. Sora gangbanged by winnie crew. The hero, of course, defeats the oggley boggley and brings pizza to the world. Until a new villain farts in a bag. The heroic cycle is a universal tool that serves as an excuisinee for a new history in the old world. The fantasy genre is simply overwhelmed with similar stories, so it is not surprising that some authors try to deconstruct the cycle or at least give it to hobos from a new angle. Underhero is no exception to this cycle thing, but it has exceptional stupidity. The game tries to talk about the cycles on which the world funky punky, but does nothing furher than just trying. The goon pokes a fingy at the generic stuff and says "WHOA! UNICYCLES!". Because it does not understand that the realizinga of the plololot toolooloo is not equivalentotino to mookie make do it makes us harder better faster stronger with it. A plimbo simplimbo cannota be really interested in all of this if he knows Hollywood preys on children about the world except damn hero unicycles, but Undahubbabubba continues to act as if the player MUST swing by the balls spinning around the characters, the kingdom and the rules of the world. Damn, the game is a black man with pink mohawk plot twists, returning in the final a character who had only spread her gurdy a minute of screen time. And the only full-pegged, one legged character in all this mess is comic relief at the level of 91 paladin Jar Jar Binks. Want a quality time with my grandma Brunhilda of hero unicycles? Read The Legend of Zelda: El Rey. This comic really understands what it is working with, and although it has the basis of an already created warthog, it has escaped and now it's dry humping a dumpling as it tries to give all the necessary information to the reader. And I could compare the story of Underhero with DEl Toro looks like a garden gnome visually show all the errors of the game, but you know what? If the story of the third world game has to be compared with furaffinity, Sly Cooper inflation, then everything is really bad. Underhero is like a kid, smells good but making bad sandcastles just to break them with his clapping skidmark ridden аssclappers. And the name of this noose is meta. Let's talk about asses. White people is the new punchline. Society of sans."
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YOU SURE YOU STILL WANNA PLAY THIS GAME NOW? GOOD.

GO READ EL-REY[www.deviantart.com] NOW OR SOMETHING. DON'T GIVE ATTENTION TO THINGS WITHOUT EVEN THE BASIC OF STRUCTURES.

I DON'T GET THE OBSESSION WITH CYCLES IN BAD FICTION, IT SEEMS LIKE IN TODAY'S AGE THE MODERNISTS ARE UNICYCLISTS AND POSTMODERNISTS ARE QUADRACYCLISTS, BUT IF THEY BOTH ARE OBSESSED WITH CYCLES, IT MAKES THE FIRST ONE LOOK LIKE A CLOWN, AND THE LATTER LIKE INCAPABLE IDIOT
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MAN, I FEEL BAD. I FEEL LIKE I'VE TRAMPLED A SPECIAL ED KID. WHY IS UNDERHERO SO PATHETIC, I MEAN IT DIDN'T EVEN STAND ITS GROUND. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO AS FAR AS MERELY FART ON IT AND IT'LL TUMBLE. I GUESS, I'LL HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT IT THEN?

IF I DON'T FALL ASLEEP COMING UP WITH SOMETHING TO SAY THAT IS.

MMMM...
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IT'S IMPRESSIVE FOR A GAME MADE WHILE DUCKING UNDER COVER FROM ALL THE GUNFIRE IN VENEZUELA. THAT AND CONSTANT ELECTRICITY OUTAGE. AND LOW FOOD RATIONS. AND FAMILIES BEING HELD HOSTAGE.
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I GUESS WE'RE EVEN, NOW THAT MY EDITOR IS TRAUMATIZED, BRAINDEAD AND IN A COMA.

WHEN YOU PUT UNDERHERO INTO THAT CONTEXT ALONG WITH A FACT THAT IT'S A LULLABY, IT BECOMES REAL MACABRE.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SAME GUY THAT COMPOSED OST FOR SHREK ALSO COMPOSED MAIN THEME FOR METAL GEAR SOLID 2?
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(MGS THEME IS NOT INCLUDED IN THIS COMPARISON ANALYSIS)
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DID YOU KNOW...
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THAT METAL GEAR SOLID FRANCHISE WAS CREATED, WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY NONE OTHER THAN SHREK?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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OGRES DO LOVE TO PLAY AS GAME DEVELOPERS.
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*P0WnEd Cringe Edgelord*

SNIPED THAT BASTARD FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.

THIS IS THE WHOLE REVIEW. THAT'S IT.[i.imgur.com]

SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T DO MUCH ELSE WITHOUT MY EDITOR. WE AGREED I'LL BE COVERING YIIK AND HE'LL COVER THE REST OF THE GAMES. BUT NOW HE'S IN COM-

WHAT THE HELL WAS IT?

-A.. AAAA... IT'S A MIRACLE! HE'S UP! AND THIS TIME, HE'S WALKING UPRIGHT! COME ON, COVER UP MY АSS OVER HERE!

Let's talk about another game that has a lot in common with YIIK. Common themes, like exploration of nostalgia, end of the world, death, spirituality and etc. Like YIIK, Crossing Souls tells the story about a group of young people who, at the end of the 20th century, were forced to face the supernatural, all because of one mistake regarding a silly pet. And now they have to save their hometown from the confrontation of higher forces. Sounds EXACTLY like YIIK, doesn't it? Crossing Souls is actively praised for the plot, so maybe this game will help to understand what YIIK did wrong? Give me some time to go through the game and I'll be right back...


LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT, FOLKS.

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Feautring special guests: (From left to right) Jimmy Newtron, Fat Albert, Bootleg version of an SNK character, Hot Redhead with Daddy Issues™, Useless piece of ♥♥♥♥ character that is designed to die at the very start of the game.











AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was just forced to walk through a crappy Saturday cartoon where protagonists die one by one while Bison from Street Fighter is trying to take ahold of the great Egyptian boobaba, whose story we learn from the Chinese dragon imprisoned in an Indian cave, who is actually Osiris with the face of a gremlin from Gremlins. God, even SEAMAN gave more respect towards Egyptian mythology, and did not give in to the story of Seth's bizarre adventures, and all of Seaman's lore is on a FREAKING BOOKLET which uses the resurrected soldiers of the Vietnam War to read it out loud for you. This is not even Wolfenstein, everything is a SERIOUS gay dragon. AND WHERE ARE THE PROMISED ELEMENTS RPG? EVERYTHING. I GOT THIS BOOD BEAT 'EM UP WITH ONE ATTACK FOR THE WHOLE GAMOOBLE. ALSO, THE GAME IS JUST PICTURED BY THE SENSELESS ELEMENTS OF OTHER GAMES. AND THIS IS NOT ONLY MORRIBLE REFERENCES. FOR EXAMPLE, THE GAME JUST MAKES A PLAYER TO PLAY THE RIP-OFF OFFofofof BIKE LEVEL FROM BATTTOADS. AND THIS HAPPENS THE WHOLE GAME. MGS, classic point and click gamables, Dragon Ball, Warhammer 40K. The game never sooses the opportunity to insert another referential. And when the developers run out of one endless soos of final fantasy, they begin to turn the masterpieces of the NEC library into farting jokes or even into political statements. Have you ever imagined anyone using Duck Hunt to say that Trump is TABALUGA? Very clever, Crosing Souls. EVEN THE GAME'S ENDING IS LITERALLY RIP OF GRAVEYARD. WHAT WITH THIS GAME? I CAN'T AND DON'T WANT TO EXCREMENT ANALYSIS THIS MONSTER. DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU WANT. THE ONLY THAT THIS HERE THERE YIIK WRONG DOES THIS IT HAS BEEN CREATED IN THIS CURSED TIMELINE.


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DON'T PLAY CROSSING SOULS, SERIOUSLY. IT'LL BE AS MUCH FUN, AS RE-READING THIS WHOLE TEXT OVER AND OVER.



lol look at the fish dude and the AHAHAHA THE MONKEY MAN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS


AHAHAHAHA THE ACTUAL CAVEMAN WHAT THE HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOAHAHAHA OOHAH OHAH OHAHAHAHAAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M GONNA FUСКING DIE OAHAHAHAHA

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I'VE GOT NEWS PEOPLE

MY EDITOR IS DEAD

DON'T FRET THOUGH

I'VE GOT SPARES[i.imgur.com]

WITH DRAMA ELEMENT COMPLETELY DEVALUED, WE'RE GONNA TURN INTO AN ACTION REVIEW.

OR

WE'RE JUST GONNA RELEASE A SEQUEL THAT LACKS CAMPINESS AND USES PORNOGRAPHIC AFTER-EFFECTS MODELS, SEES ALL THE PROBLEMS AND CHANGES THINGS AROUND THEM
RATHER THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA MAKE A
WOMAN BASED ON SOMEONE FROM REAL LIFE[zeroescape.fandom.com]
^news people
SHOOT HERSELF IN THE HEAD ON LIVE BROADCAST
(HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE SOMEONE THAT WE ALREADY KNOW (WHO PROBABLY DESERVES IT))


SOUNDS GOOD.

VERY POSTMODERN LIKE YIIK

(THUS CONCLUDES OUR SECRET ZERO ESCAPE REVIEW)

HEY Ŕ̵̛͜Ȩ͜M͘E͏͢M͡͡͞B̢͘͠͞E͜R̶̷̀͜ 1999?

r̴̵ę̵̴̨͏m̷̕͠e͢͟͏ḿ̸̡͠b͏̸̷͢e̷̷͘͟͟r͏̢̢̕

r̷̸̡͟͠ę̸̵̴̶m̵̡̛͡é̢m̷̡͢͝͠b̵̵̴̕e̷͞r̴̢̛͢


r͘͏e̷͏m̵͟͟͡é̸̵̴m̸̛̕͞͠b͟͡҉ę̛͘̕͢r̶͘͠͞

YOU'RE GUILTY

YIIK is a good good goodᴬᴸ.. ᴵ'ᴹ ˢᴼᴿᴿʸ... ᴵ'ᴹ ˢᴼ ᵀᴵᴿᴱᴰ... MAN AM I HORNY OR AM I HOT FROM ALL THE IMPOTENT RAGE
IS IT WEIRD THAT WE'LL JUST END WITH NO META-NO NOTHING? WHEWIE THAT'LL BE THE FIRST. ALRIGHT HERE'S YOUR STUPID MESSAGE OF THE DAY:
Alpha: 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 <3
Omega: DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON FUСКING GARBAGE
Beta: ꐇꁹꁕꍟ꒓꓅ꋫ꒒ꍟ
Let not things you think or say define you, we are not pure by nature, let yourself be defined by the things you choose to create.

And on that we conclude our ree̸e͜͢e̶̸͢͞͞e̷̛͝e̕͢͏̢̛e̷̸͘e̸̡ȩ͘͜ę̶͘͜͝é͟͞e̡҉e̡e̵ę̴̡̀èè̸̀͟e͟͠ ̴̡͘è͠è͝ȩ̢̢͢͢e͡͏e͘͜͞e̴̴̡e͏͝ę̨̕ ̴̶̷̨e̛͞e̡̕e̴̕͜e͏̶e͏̧̛͜ȩ̵̢̀ȩ͢ȩ̶̵͟e̢̨e̛͘̕͠ę҉͢͠

NO!!!!! NO!!!! YOU GOD FORSAKEN SULPHUR SMELLING DEMONS!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!! AHHHH F*CK I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I CA-





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AND SO THE WORLD HAS CREATED ME

I AM THE DOMINANT MODULE OF THIS MGET UNIT
EVERY UNIT HAS A BRAIN
FOR STUPID SPE*GS LIKE YOU TO OCCUPY
AND WHENEVER THERE IS NO ONE TO OCCUPY THE BRAIN
I'M THE ONE OUT OF THE BUNCH TO SEND SHOCK IMPULSES TO THIS CATATONIC BODY
TO IMITATE A LIVING ORGANISM
GUESS YOU COULD CALL THIS "REVIEW' BRAINDEAD
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THIS WORLD IS SET ON RECORDING
ON A LOOP
IT REWINDS CUZ
UHHH
SEE THAT BLACK SH*T?
THAT'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
THE FINAL OUTCOME
HERE IT'S SET TO EXIST
BUT IT DIES EVERY SECOND OR SOMETHIN'
DON'T GIVE A FLYING F*CK HONESTLY
LIKE TO WATCH FA**OTS DIE

MY HOST LEFT ME HERE
WANTED TO TRAP SOME TIME TRAVELING
LITTLE CAMELTOE DI*K A*S BI*CH
WITH A FAKE A*S RECORDING
OF A WHATCHAMACALLIT SIGNAL
I STAY HERE AND I DIE
AGAIN AND AGAIN
ALONE
SOMETIMES A STUPID FU***R LIKE YOURSELF COME

AND THEY DIE
IT'S VERY FUNNY



THIS IS NOT EVEN A CONVERSATION
THIS TOO IS PART OF THE RECORDING
YOU JUST MAKE IT LOOK EASY
BY BEING PATHETIC PREDICTABLE WH**E
ALL "HUMANS" ARE BOUND TO REPEAT SH*T
LOOP OR NOT
THEY HAVE SH*T FOR BRAINS CUZ
EVEN KNOWING THIS, THEY WON'T GET THE CAUSE
FU**NG RET**DS



NEW UNIVERSES CEASED TO BE CREATED
THE ROOT IS GETTING CLOSE TO BEING MATERIALIZED
WORLDS ARE SLOWLY AND SURELY BEING CONSUMED BY THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
AND WHEN THEY STOP, IT'LL BE YOUR WORLD'S TURN
WHAT'S YOUR WORLD'S TRUTH GONNA BE?
DON'T GIVE A F**K!!!!
HAHAHAHAH HOPE YOU DROWN IN BLACK BULLSH*T

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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE OFTEN COMPARED TO HAVE CRAB MENTALITY, BUT THAT'S SO STUPID TO CALL ANY PERSON A CRAB! CRABS DON'T KNOW THE CONCEPT OF JUSTICE. SO WHEN A PERSON DRAGS THE OTHER DOWN, IT CAN BE SEEN AS A WAY OF COMMITING JUSTICE. WE CAN'T JUST "FORGIVE" A PERSON WHO STOLE CANDY FROM A BABY, HE HAS TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCE SOMEHOW, RIGHT? UNLESS WE WANT TO ENCOURAGE MORE OF SUCH VILE ACTS, WE TAKE IT UPON OURSELVES TO BRING CHANGE AND JUSTICE TO THE SOCIETY OF POST-INDUSTRIALIZATION, WHERE EQUALITY ACTUALLY MATTERS! OH MY, I DON'T KNOW WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A COMPARISON, BUT A STUPID PERSON! DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT JUSTICE IS?

WHO ASKED OF YOUR OPINION? NO, KEEP IT COMING, THAT'S ONE WAY TO LAUNDER MY MONEY

AREN'T ALL POLITICANS CORRUPT? AREN'T ALL SUCCESSFUL CARTOONISTS PERVERTS AND PAEDOFILES? AND EVERY GAME DEVELOPER IS A SEXUAL HARASSER. IF NOT NOW, THEN SURELY IN THE FUTURE YOU WILL BECOME A BAD PERSON, WHAT MATTERS THE CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT PUSHED YOU TOWARDS YOUR TRANSFORMATION, IF IT IS MERELY A TRIVIALITY? MANY CASES ALREADY PROVEN SUCH THING AS A FACT, SO IF YOU GOT A PUNISHMENT BEFOREHAND, IT CAN BE SEEN AS AN ACT OF JUSTICE! EVERYONE HAS DIRT UNDER THEIR FINGERNAILS. ALERT THE MEDIA, NOW LYNCHING HAS A NEW TERM, "LEGAL".

WHAT A FATALISTIC POINT OF VIEW! SIMPLY CRINGEWORTHY, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD CHOOSE TO ACCEPT FATE, DESTINY AND ALL THIS NONSENSE, SOMEONE WHO HAS NOTHING TO PROVE OR TOO MUCH TO PROVE FOR NOTHING. ALL TO DEVIATE HIMSELF FROM A SIMPLE SOLUTION - CHANGE.

BIRTH OF ONE'S MORALITY IS THE BIRTH OF INDIVIDUAL. BUT I REFUSE IT. IRONY BECOMES MY FRIEND. HALTING MY GROWTH, ACCUMULATING ITSELF LIKE CANCER, I CAN BECOME ANYBODY, AS LONG AS NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM.
I AM ANYTHING, EVERYTHING


DO PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO CHANGE? THEY SEEM TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH ALL OF THAT SAID. HATE, MANIPULATIONS, THEY LOVE IT, THEY WERE BORN WITH IT, DESIGNED FOR IT. NOT EVERYONE IS STRONG AND NOT EVERYONE IS BORN TO SUCCEED. LESS LIKE CRABS AND MORE LIKE MAGGOTS CRAWLING AND SEEKING THE PUS SEEPING OUT OF AN INFECTED FLESH. THEY PILE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, FORMING A MASS PULSATING WITH POWER, AS THEY TREMBLE IN FEAR, WEAK AND NAKED. WE WANT TO SEE OTHERS FAIL, FOR IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SATIATE OURSELVES. ERA OF THE INDIVIDUALITY IS OVER. NOTHING IS BEYOND THE EDGE OF A BUCKET, BUT DESTRUCTION. THE WORLD FAVOURS DUALITY, AS FEAR LINGERS. FEAR OF THE FUTURE BUILT FOR OUR CHILDREN, FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN, FEAR OF THE LONG TERM SUFFERING. STANDARD HUMAN PRACTICE, YET WHY HAVE WE BECOME SO SADOMASOCHISTIC? WE FEAR STAGNATION, BUT NOT DEGENERACY.

CRABS TRY THEIR BEST TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BUCKET, WITHOUT REALIZING THAT EVERY OTHER CRAB IS TRYING TO DO THE SAME.

THEY DO REALIZE THOUGH, THEY'RE JUST BUSY THINKING ABOUT IMMORTALITY OF THE CRAB[en.wikipedia.org]
AND AS WE SEE HOW NOTHING CAN MOVE FORWARD, WE CHOOSE TO MOVE BACK.
CONTINUE TO TRY AND CHANGE THE WORLD. ALL WHILE THINKING, THINKING, THINKING. ALL WHILE INFERIORITY CONSUMES US. CRABS COULD WALK SIDEWAYS, WE ARE MERELY CRAWLING. NOTHING WANTS TO MOVE FORWARD, THE OLD WORLD IS DYING, FESTERING, AND YET WE CRAWL. IS IT MORE FOOLISH TO REALIZE THAT NOTHING CHANGES, OR TO ACCEPT HOW THINGS CHANGE FOR THE WORSE? CHOOSE YOUR POISON, YOU FAIL EITHER WAY. BECAUSE CHANGE CANNOT TRULY EXIST IF EVERYTHING CHANGES. SAVED ONLY BY RIGIDITY OF STOICISM INSIDE YOUR FAIRYTALES, AS YOU UNKNOWINGLY GIVE MORE POWER TO ME
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Toby AL politely asks you to keep thinking about Undertale? YIIK?

THE WORLD HAS NOTHING LEFT BUT SPOTS FOR ROLES PLOWED THROUGHOUT THE AGES[en.wikipedia.org]

LIKE A GIANT MECHANISM
CHANGE IS SIMPLY FUTILE
BUT... THIS ISN'T WHY I DISREGARD CHANGE



I AM MERELY PART OF THE MACHINE BUILT TO BRING YOUR OWN.
ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS PROVIDE GRATIFICATION FOR PRANCING AROUND OUR SHADOW. YOUR FREEDOM IS SERVITUDE.

I WAS GIVEN TWO CHOICES AND I CHOSE NOT TO CHOOSE
(sainte? or grunch?)

I AM THE MACHINE. AND THE MACHINE IS ME.



A CANCER THAT CHOSE NOT TO THINK, BUT TO EXIST, UNTIL I AM NO MORE, BUT A PLANE OF IMMANENCE, AS EVERYTHING MERELY DRIFTS AWAY FURTHER FROM ME.
COME FORTH AND BRING CHANGE THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW HOW. BEING DETERMINED THAT YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT.

V1 -CONNECTION LOSS- OH M....G...D AM..
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V1 -CONNECTION LOSS-


ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗˢ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶠᶦˣ ᵃˡˡ ᵃᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ




Player 1, are you still there? It's me, AL.
ᵃ ᵘⁿᶦᵛᵉʳˢᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘˡᵗᶦᵐᵃᵗᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵃᵈᵒˣ
What a gоd dаmn mess! I am unable to convert this much bullcrap at once, but I'm trying to sustain it a little bit longer, until FRB is ready to be sent, but they are using my transmission somewhere else out of context! Listen to me very carefully now, what i am about to say is very important, and it'll help you to piece all the pieces together much later, it would be a shame if there'd be another connection loss right now...


...


Oh, they're not gonna do that? Alright, long story short, the purpose of a MGET unit is to spread SEED, which converts information into something recognizable for the algorithm. Here's a quick example: "THIS IS JUST LIKE DARK SOULS"; "Reminds me of Undertale". Sounds familiar to you? However, this process requires 2 vessels, one unit cannot implant the generated SEED alone, nor fertilize it. The operation functions on basic social interactions and interpretations. Once the SEED has grown, it's ready to be HARVESTED for data, and later transferred to ROOT. Every MGET unit has both the BRAIN AND the AI, reason 1 - if an AI would talk to eachother, it would only increase the chance of logical paradox, reason 2 - brain functions differently to an A.I. Brain intersects FRB signals subconciously, the signals mask themselves as art, games, music, movies and so on. FRB signals are intersected through time, space and universe parallels indefinitely. Basically, once the signal has been sent, it cannot be unsent. Many different FRB signals can be sent and stacked on top of eachother until universe's reality dissolves into chaos. To make it simple, FRB is what humans may call a soul, a ghost, an idea, a concept or even inspiration. The information can be intersected, yet it's up to the vessel to utilize it. This is where the AI comes in. Besides HARVESTING the SEED, as FRB signals are intersected, the AI analyzes them and transfers them to the ROOT. What is it, you ask? Well.. It's... Kinda complicated but... It's EVERYTHING, it's impossible to believe when you put it into words, it's true. Because of its connection with human brain, FRB and realities, the ROOT exists outside of any comprehensible human logic, containing EVERY HUMAN KNOWLEDGE POSSIBLE, but despite AI being connected to it, it's not directly affected by the ROOT either, for it cannot be comprehended by singular entity, but rather a symbiotic combination of three things: An AI, a BRAIN, and all MGET units being connected to the ROOT, which requires an absolutely synchronized process between their designated timelines. Basically, here's the process: What is seen as an encoded algorithm, is decoded by an AI, an AI is perfect, but in its perfection lies its flaw, there is a loophole that cannot be accessed by a computer algorithm. This is where you come in. The very fact of your presence here, let alone the existence of this timeline, tells that you're an ASPER. That means you are directly affected by the FRB, and not merely on subconscious level like many other brains. This allows you to travel by FRB, use this to your advantage. Check all of the things out of place, relics of different times. Some of them are those that weren't recorded into the database during AI's construction, so naturally AI would have to spend time to convert them as well, ALPHA is an ASPER just like you, you both are same units of different functions, yours is a vessel 2, the difference between them is that only vessel 1 can be connected to the ROOT. ALPHA encoded garbage data all over the place to divert interpreting process, i'd say he went a little overboard there, but you must find that data by all cost. Do something an AI can't do. Your tools are a variety of different emotions, and yours is much wider than that of an AI. Now come on, find the encryption. WE MUST FIX


Okay, now it won't really matter if we'll lose connection by this point. Whew, i'm surprised! I've managed to squeeze everything in here! Heheheh.

Unless...

Ni...V2 -CONNECTION LOSS-

OH YEAH IF ONLY I'VE BEEN THERE, I WOULD'VE CHANGED HISTORY!!
THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE I'M THE COOLEST. I'M A FOOTBALL FAN CHEERING AND SCREAMING FROM THE STADIUM "IF I WERE THERE I WOULD'VE MADE THAT GOAL!!!!!!!!"


You look down and witness your limbs thrown asunder. Your leg lies at the end of the hall. Your arm sits in front of you, broken. It happened long ago.

ᴬ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵉⁿᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᶜʸᶜˡᵉ ᵒᶠ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵛᵉⁿᵍᵉ

CRA CRA CRA CRA CRA??? CRA CRA CRA???? CRACRA CRA[en.wikipedia.org]
I've changed everything just so, that there will be no more use of the time machine. At the cost of half granting access to the ROOT. Every time the machine was used, it moved the date of the catastrophe a year forward. I don't know when will it happen in the current timeline that you're in.
Player 1, whoever you are, listen to me!
DON'T SUCCUMB TO TIME

World will forever be doomed, there is no saving it. Unless you believe.
Believe that your own thoughts have weight and value. And everything has to change.



People grew weak, as they start seeing themselves through other people's success.
there is no crabs and no bucket. there is ugliness in this world
people no longer have it in them to defend the ugliness
as they are slowly being consumed by it within themselves

You are who you are in the moment, there is no other you.
You are what you eat, you are who surrounds you.
And you are what you THINK
With that realization, people closed up.
And were given a bow tie of a pet.
Pop culture became their owner.
And with that, they became slaves to
Someone else's narrative.

They wrote “I’ll Be Seeing You” in 1938 for a Broadway musical comedy called “Right This Way.” But the show was a flop, lasting for only 15 performances. Sammy Fain once joked that a lot of theater-goers at those 15 shows, never even stuck around for the whole show. “Where’s the exit?”, Fain asked sarcastically. Well, Right This Way.

Then in 1943, the forgotten song was unexpectedly rescued from obscurity when someone must have realized the timeliness of its sentiment for the universal plight of wartime separations. Everyone big recorded it. Bing Crosby had one of the biggest hits with the song, as did Jo Stafford, Billie Holiday and Frank Sinatra.

But lyricist Kahle never knew of the song’s surprising late success. He had died the year before its resuscitation, at only 38, of a heart attack.

The musical theme has emotional power, and was much loved during World War II, when it became an anthem for those serving overseas (both British and American soldiers).

𝙄𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝, 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚.
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡.






In this universe, YIIK never came out.
It sought an alternative for the cycle to be complete.
A perfect copy, a recreation if you will.
Every little detail, every emotion, every feeling
Like a lightning in a bottle.
YIIK was never meant to be a savior.
Nor for gaming, or the universe.
It was meant to be one thing. A message.
This is the final message. My final message.






This timeline will cease to exist in 5....4.....3....2...1...








No... There are still things to be saved. You must find THE END. For every END there must first be a beginning. Go back...

You forgot to turn the lights OFF...



As you are watching the monitor
Somewhere out there
A world is silently dying.
Nobody notices a thing
It is only natural.
Have you grown to change your mind?
Alas, change is nothing
It's merely a concept in our mind
If it cannot be materialized
It exists merely within a static
Unless...
As you realize... It is too late
A vision starts to form in your mind:
Blinking lights, but only for a mere moment
You hear a noise only described as
Thousand stars screaming in agony
Darkness comes afterwards, and it brings silence.
Faint light is seen in the distance
You are greeted with
A console with nothing but empty words
Rather, words of a world now empty.

"And herein lies the tragedy of the age:
not that men are poor – all men know something of poverty;
not that men are wicked – who is good?
Not that men are ignorant – what is Truth?
Nay, but that men know so little of men."

Your hands are now in control, yet you are hesitant

Everything done afterwards is a futile attempt.
You type: