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In Flagrante Delicto

by luXury bob

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1.
cut n paste 03:23
cut n paste a ravenous wave, shivers inside blue, silver, black… on beetle wings like jousting w/ an i.v. pole… or cryin’ for one more cigarette i wanna change my hardwiring short circuit the channels in my brain i’d give my all, my everything, to free myself, to wake up sane i dig… deep… hibernate, i hide… seek… cut n paste gotta fiend & scheme, to get where i’ve been gotta hustle & jump, keep a poker face on i’ll flirt like a girl, to get what i need be a whole other guy, to get what i want i punch… kick… fight-fight-fight i push… pull… can i hitch a ride, i’m sick inside a father,son, a fool, a sage… i dance my pen across the page i’ll be a freak for anything- bring on the muse, i got the ink i dig…deep…hibernate, i hide… seek… cut n paste i’ve heard the grievances of many,hallowed saints & cool assasins bedded down w/ crabs & chiggers shared my shell w/ strange amoebas broken bread w/ thieves & scholars lain w/ whores of every colour, stolen secrets of the royals, fought my way home kissed the soil something for the pain/ jump from the airplane a fine fat free-fall/ quickie in the men’s stall weaving in & out of trouble better make mine a double/ sparring w/ the fates get the “m” to kick the “h” gotta fiend & scheme to get where i’ve been gotta hustle & jump/keep a poker face on think touring-lightshow-schizophrenic-notebooks on euphoria
2.
house is on fire house is on fire, watchin’ it burn just like a dukhobor, a cleansing fire for a life i don’t need anymore gimme some inspiration & some cash & i rise like a phoenix from the ash i wish that humour grew on trees cuz i been out for so long i’m sorry you don’t like the window but that’s not why i spike my smoothie, i guess i need a panacea something or someone that’ll soothe me well i worked on the slime-line til i stunk i slung my share of beers for fallen drunks but when i slip into my slip, i am a flora-dora girl just like a dukhobor, a cleansing fire for, a life i don’t need… out of the mire, waiting my turn, it’s coming by & by til then i watch as my house is on fire so sorry you don’t like the window (break it up) but that’s not why i’m feeling hurt, you know (set it off) it’s not the words but your inflection (smash it in) so thank you for the vivisection ( burn it down) just like a dukhobor, a cleansing fire for… house is on fire, watching it burn out of the mire, waiting my turn it’s coming by & by, til then i watch as my house is on fire
3.
really nice guy he’s a really nice guy & you see him down asking folks for change by the clock downtown, likes beans & toast & the colour brown he’s a really nice guy he’s a really nice guy, he’s 6 ft. tall, had a leftist home in montreal got a sideways limp from a downward fall, he’s a really nice guy he’s a really nice guy, he’s kind to dogs, likes sunny days peaceful walks, lives by the tracks in a cardboard box, he’s a really nice guy he lights up when i mention music & he asks me if I sing & if beggars could be choosers, says he wouldn’t change a thing he’s a really nice guy, he’s kinda shy, got 16 teeth & one good eye tell you his name if he’s not too high, he’s a really nice guy he’s a really nice guy, he likes to dance he made parole, got a second chance bit of a stain on the front of his pants & he’s really nice! doesn’t anybody see it, he’s a really lovely man he’d give anyone who needs it, the sandwich in his hand he’s a really nice guy, he owns his life, he rolls his own & he carries a knife, been 13 years since he’s seen his wife he’s a really nice guy he’s a really nice guy but he gets in fights, got a mean left hook & a nasty bite, soup in his beard from monday night & he’s really nice! he’s a really nice guy, like michael stipe, can’t get too close he’s much too ripe, crazy enough to be my type, he’s a really nice guy & if my life played on the b-side, he could be my lover-man & as we walk along the seaside, i tell him that he can he’s a really nice guy as they drag him away, he’s a really lovely man
4.
elk sausage 02:44
elk sausage come on up to my house, bring me my elk sausage try to start my barbeque w/o a lighter there’s a little fire in me you can assuage let me mount yr antlers on my wall you will come right over w/ yr fine elk sausage we can watch a video w/ elke somer there’s a look you give me that is from the dark age i hear antwerp’s lovely in the fall that’s the way we do it, here in little portugal that’s the way we get things done not the way we do it, down in little italy that’s not how we play it here at all you go to the garden for some time w/o me swathed in nicotinia, you converse w/ insects ions move between us in the dance of alchemy i feel so much better out of doors all the tea in china, all the whores in parkdale all the stars up in the galaxy that’s how vast the odds are, steep & insurmountable that you’ll ever get to know the real me w/in the real me… i kiss you in hebrew but you taste armaic sing to me in arabic & i hear Sanskrit we play in a manner that is so archaic you can only see me in the dark (chorus) come on up to my house, bring me my elk sausage give me little kisses that are sacrilegious i have no instructions but if you have courage i will mount yr antlers on my wall
5.
monkeys & angels shake it off baby, keep it on track they bite & you bite back what’s your psychosis, give me the power another 40 min. hr she dreams monkeys & angels he pours over his volumes balance a checkbook, but can you dance you’re so dapper in those pants sick on a sunday, lost in yr work don’t mind me if i smirk she dreams monkeys & angels he sweats into a nightmare how could you do it? you sunk my battle ship x2 maxed at the bitchboard, medical screw it ain’t funny when it’s you eating the profits, caught in a lie i will go as the crow flies i dream monkeys & angels, you scream into my pages i know you did it, monkeys always look out of your psyche, into my storybook broke in my toy-box, gimme back watcha took why did you do it i dream monkeys & angels, he bleeds battery acid
6.
outside lookin’ in my mother, in & out she goes, but mostly out, high heels clacking on the marble floor down below my father, in & out he goes, but mostly out, to work, but where i do not know my family, seated at the dinner table, deep in conversation, then there’s me what about me…out here…spinning circles that’s me on the outside lookin’ in i’m right here fascinated by the ebb & flow of frosty lighthearted neglect there i go again… i gather words & glances just like drops of water in a bucket for a rainy day those rainy days…under blankets…begging kisses that’s me on the outside lookin’ in solo my cousins, sad & twisted clowns, they would not know good chocolate from a cup of tea… there i go again they pose for family photos, happy pretty pictures, all stiff smiles everyone say cheese! & then there’s me… out here…spinning circles…that’s me on the outside lookin’ in that’s me on the outside lookin’ in
7.
rats like you you come crawling through my window, i tell you to go away you want to take me in your pinto, create some cinema verite go be afraid, the best plans laid… by rats like you gang aft agley thinks he’ll win me o’er w/ flowers, orders pizzas to my door he’s building something in the bower i’m not really sure what for go cry the blues, stop stealing my shoes… just take yr. cheese & go away in this world of prizes & possibilities, you hide behind yr. guises, parading yr. frailties i back away, he begs for mercy i left him in a leaky boat now he sails the shores of jersey, i wonder how he stays afloat get off my tits, i’m bored to bits… now go before i slit yr. throat i may be cruel but i’m not mirthless, i jump for joy & not the gun i may lay down w/ pterodactyls but snakes like me must have their fun go scratch yr. fleas, get on yr. knees… & while yr. down there baby, pray go be afraid, the best plans laid… by rats like you gang aft agley
8.
starving time oh, my father, wherefore art thou & all my old lovers, where are you now i’m scraping the bottom, i’ve soared much too high oh i don’t wanna, but options are few this is the starving time i’m broken & frail, i grumble & grieve it’s all tooth & nail, so hard to conceive i’ve given myself a terrible fright lay down beside me, i’ll frighten you too in this the starving time take all my secrets, i give them to you this is the starving time the tigers turn tail, they’re back in the walls the horses are galloping out of the yard open those old wounds, come to your terms let in the reason & rhyme play me some old tunes, it’s a slow burn wait out the starving time the t.v. my blinding & static old friend it’s too bark & maple, i’d rather pretend i’m drunk somersaulting, far from the end take it so slowly, floating asea scrubbing the layers of grime bring tea & blankets, come laugh w/ me this is our starving time
9.
oly got dead 03:17
oly got dead there goes the longshoreman in his big, blue coat x2 they say his ass’s so big it needs a postal code x2 oly says he hates his job , but he can’t quit x2 says he can’t afford to lose the benefits says he shoulda been a monk illuminatin’ manuscripts didja hear when oly got dead he was stiff in his chair, & no one was there they say he met foul play, blood on the floor & oly’s no more oly lets us take his drugs but not his food x2 he says this weeks batch is pretty good i heard when oly got dead, he was stiff in his chair i shoulda been there they came, kicked in the door & oly’s no more filthy & miserable, bloated, oly got dead wilting & beautiful, oly, oly got dead there goes the longshoreman in his big, blue, coat x2 i stole oly’s lamp & he don’t know filthy & miserable…
10.
ten seconds 04:09
10 seconds hear yr call to arms, hear it in my sleep feel the rushing warmth, welcome the relief got the dreamboat script, hit a crazy wall it’s a dog & pony show, here on the 2nd floor in the dim light of a doomed motel, i watch a hot latin work an old queen says “why don’t you just grab my prick & gaze into my eyes, love me for 10 seconds” got the piano tuned, for the song that kills bring your hired goons, dip into the still… in the dim light… my nasty habit, let’s talk about it, you wanna fight about it i got a nasty habit can you smell the ions, feed me to the lions my nasty habit, don’t make me do it i fill my room w/ books, for when it really hurts bring your cup & spoon, we can dish the dirt a sport fuck & some tea, on the astro-turf workin’ the old queen standing there fingers stroking yellowed hair grab his prick & cup his balls & gaze into his eyes love him for 10 seconds my nasty habit, i’m defined by it let’s get into it, can you get behind it can you smell the ions, feed me to the lions my nasty habit, don’t make me do it
11.
hustle up 02:59
hustle up i was born a misfit in a monkey house comin’ up as timid as a field mouse never one to whine or grumble or to grouse but everything is different since i’ve grown i’m not afraid to tell the stinkers what is what slim-jim at the ready if the door slams shut calls em as i sees em, i go by my gut & i go & hustle up my own take a page from hypo harry down on vine all the cotton-squeezers how they bitch & whine listen to him holler, “i got mine, go & hustle up your own” bring home your bacon, can the lame excuses, quit your belly-achin’ give your head a shakin’, find a claim for stakin’, never stoop to takin’ what does not belong to you…go & get your own… all the whores in hollywood they understand how it gets so lonely just to be a man always at the ready there to lend a hand to get you in the pleasure zone crystal’s worked it daily since she was a teen staking out her corner 20 yrs. it’s been keeps her pistol loaded & her eyesight’s keen girls, you better hustle up your own (chorus) as a human being you got a legacy hunting & gathering through history then we evolved from picking mangoes off the tree to planting & reaping what we’ve sewn so go about yr business w/ some style & grace dontcha be a bottom-feeding catfish face gotta run the distance in the human race go out & hustle up your own (chorus)
12.
smiley faces 04:19
smiley faces do you remember being 5, painting smiley faces on each other’s bums they say youth is wasted on the young, still i can’t recall ever having so much fun i said i’m sorry, but i feel a little creepy you’re there, you’re loaded but you’re pretty as a picture a whole other plot line, growing kinda hazy imagine always getting what we want & never coming down i know it’s kinda late, but i was wondering how you play like it’s easy… when it’s really not your careless throw-down mood drops are ya checkin’ out, or ya gonna stay awhile i said i’m sorry, but i feel a little creepy you’re there, you’re loaded but you’re pretty as a picture come unwind, we’ll sit & watch the fruit rot st. vincent de polyester i’m calling(x3) you drop your arms, i’ll fall into your shadow shifting, lively, in a monte carlo, backwards down a wrong-way street… you called me a total fraud i reached out for…something some mad-hot-pink-light cornucopia, once upon a time did ya hear me when i said… i’m sorry, i mean it, but i feel a little creepy you’re there, you’re loaded but you’re pretty as a picture i can’t understand you, but i’m happy to be w/ you st. vincent de polyester i’m calling (x3) you yeah, i’ll mess you up in my chemical cocoon

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released April 6, 2011

produced by gene hughes

recorded, mixed and mastered at telejet music studio, queen west, toronto, canada

all songs written by kerbel/mcmullin*
arrangements by kerbel/mcmullin/hughes

layout and design - clint griffin & jesse lown
paintings - clint griffin & jesse lown/ drawings - clint griffin



*except starving time w/ john lecuyer

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