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BUCKY BALLS MAGNETIC BUILDING SPHERES PG 19 DARK BLADE 3-CHANNEL R/C HELICOPTER PG 6
HYDROKINETIC A D J U S TA B L E WRENCH PG 13
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MI RA CL E BERRY F FRU RU I T TA BL ET S Eat one and sour foods suddenly taste sweet. Just dissolve on your tongue and let the flavor tripping begin. T H INKGEEK.COM/ AB3F
$14.99
L IL G UPPI E MULTI - TOOL Small keychain size tool that packs many features. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A 905
$19.99 ELECTRONIC BEER C A N O PEN ER K EYCH A I N Because part of the fun is in that first pop. THI NKGEEK.COM/ B82E
$9.99
CONTROL-A-CAT R EM O TE CON TROL Point at subject, press button, hope for the best. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 640
$7.99
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RUBIK’S MIRROR BLOCKS CUBE Works just like a regular Rubik’s cube, but with different sized (and same colored) cubes, it gets really funky looking really fast. THI NKGEEK.COM/B077 NKGEEK.COM/ B077
$19.99
Happiness for about the same price as a pizza and
CO O L S H O O T E R S ICE S H O T G L A S S E S Make your own shot glasses that ice down your favorite tasty adult beverage at the same time. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //986A
$7.99
A N N O Y- A - T R O N 2 . 0 Now even more annoying with six sound choices and volume control! THI NKGEEK.COM/ B278
$12.99
B OOK OF SE C R E TS Secrets from around the world all crammed into a tiny book. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //AFB6
$5.99
STYLOPHONE RETRO POCKET SYN T H Recreation of 1970’s pocket-size musical instrument. Play retro-style sounds by touching the metal keyboard with the included stylus.
T O O L L O G I C S U RV I VA L C A R D W I T H F I R E S TA RT E R
T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A A 64
Provides access to fire in a highly portable form factor, plus many other lifesaving features including knife, whistle and compass.
$14.99
T H INKGEEK.COM/ B881
$19.99
ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM Freeze-dried ice cream. Delicious and educational. THINKGEEK.COM/9E07 THINKGEEK.COM/
$2.99
M I C R O F LY T I N Y R/C HOVERING UFO Incredibly tiny flying r/c toy looks like a mini-UFO. THI NKGEEK.COM/A5AC NKGEEK.COM/ A5AC
$19.99
a pitcher of beer. Best enjoyed with pizza and beer.
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CU B E WA R FA R E U P G RAD E
TOYS=FUN
AIRSOFT SHOOT I N G 4 - CHANNEL R/C C OP TE R Stage an airborne attack with this R/C copter capable of shooting airsoft pellets. T H I N K G E E K . C O M / B B98
$99.99
S O L I D M E TA L AIRSOFT POCKET PISTOL Pocket-size airsoft handgun features metal alloy construction. THI NKGEEK.COM/B4C3 NKGEEK.COM/ B4C3
$9.99 KHE T L A S E R G A M E Use lasers and mirrors in this game of skill with an ancient Egyptian flavor. T H I N KGEEK .CO M /7EAA
$11.99 - 39.99
R O B O - Q TI NY R/C ROB OT Micro size walking robots are imported from Japan. They can walk autonomously or by your command. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 8D 5
$39.99 SCREAMING MONKEY SLINGSHOT Pull back and let fly. It’s screaming monkey time! T H INKGEEK.COM/ 8F00
$6.99
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He who dies with the most toys wins.
DIS M EMBER- ME P L U S H ZOMBI E This cuddly plush features removable appendages and a rip-apart torso. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A C 4A
$12.99
F LY S T I C K VA N D E G R A A F F L E VI TAT I O N WA N D Wand with built-in battery powered Van de Graaff generator allows you to control and levitate the included mylar shapes. THI NKGEEK.COM/ AF4C
$26.99
FIEND I SH JAPAN ESE P O CK ET PUZZLES These mini solid metal puzzles are so tantalizingly frustrating. You won’t be able to put them down. Various puzzles available.
STA R WA RS F OR C E F X LIGHTSABERS
T HI N K G E E K . C O M /9C / 9C 83
Extremely high-quality, official Lightsaber replicas with real lighting and sound effects!
$9.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/B72C NKGEEK.COM/ B72C
$99.99
E Y ECLOPS NI GHT V IS IO N GOGGLES Real night vision for the price of a toy. Ninjas assemble! T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A /ABF5
$89.99
DUCATI R/C MOTORC Y C L E WIT H LEANI NG RI DE R Motorcycle features realistic physics with a rider who actually leans into the turns for balance. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 8A B
$59.99
ELECTRONIC D R U M K I T S H I RT An electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front. THINKGEEK.COM/AC0B THINKGEEK.COM/
$29.99
Unless you loot his body before he respawns.
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FAVORITES PERS O N A L S O U N D T RA CK T- S H I RT
STAR TREK T OS TUNI C TEES These t-shirts from the Final Frontier look just like their long-sleeve counterparts, only shorter.
This electronic t-shirt features a working speaker on the front. It plays background music and sound effects at your command to make your ordinary life seem extraordinary.
T H I N K G E E K . C O M / AD F2
T H INKGEEK.COM/A5BF INKGEEK.COM/ A5BF
$24.99 - 26.99
$39.99
STAR TREK TRIBBLES The perfect furry pet from the final frontier. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A C 6E
$14.99 - 19.99
S TA R T R E K PHASER OR C OMMU N I CAT O R You’ll be armed and ready to talk to the Enterprise. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 8506 THI NKGEEK.COM/ 9C69
$29.99
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES The classic regency romance - now with ultra-violent zombie mayhem! T H I N K GEEK.CO M //B747
$10.99
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DARK BLADE 3-CHANNEL R/C H E L I C O PT ER This helicopter combines a futuristic drop-ship style design with precise flying characteristics and an innovative rear propeller system. THI NKGEEK.COM/ B5C4
$29.99
Enjoy these things the most we do.
THE THINKGEEK 8-BIT TIE
Hypnotic deep-sea jellyfish move realistically with morphing LEDs.
Add some 8-bit gaming nostalgia to your wardrobe with this stylish pixel-based clip-on tie designed by our robotic monkeys. Available in Classic Blue or Power Red.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M /9A8C
THINKGEEK.COM/9352
L E D J E L LY F I SH MOOD LAMP
$34.99
WH I SKE Y STONE S Lukewarm and wet is the enemy! Chill your beverage without diluting it with melting ice! T H I N KGEEK.CO M //BA37
$14.99
$14.99
3 D STA R WA RS STA RFI G H T ER K I T ES Time to fly your own X-Wing, Tie Fighter, or Millennium Falcon using only the wind. 3-foot wingspan. THI NKGEEK.COM/A52A NKGEEK.COM/ A52A
$39.99
P E R S ON AL SOUNDTRACK T-S HIRT With a working speaker on the front, you can play background music and sound effects at your command. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A 5B F
$39.99
E L E CTRONI C BUBBLE WRAP KEYCHAIN Press button, hear bubble pop. Repeat. Enjoy. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 982F
$9.99
FLUX C A PA C I T O R R E P LI CA Just add 1.21 gigawatts of power, and you, too, can go back in time. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 9FC6
$249.99
Like them you must. Overlords, we are.
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CR EATE SOM E CH E MIS T RY
AT HOME CO CK TA I L CH EMI S T RY S ET The Erlenmeyer flask and test-tube shotglasses with radioactive and biohazard symbols are perfect for your next shindig! THINKGEEK.COM/B3B9
$34.99
AEROPRESS C OF F EE MA K ER Make a single cup of the best coffee you’ve ever had in your life.
POWER PLANT HERB GARDEN
THI NKGEEK.COM/ 8E3A
$25.99
Grow your own greenery without dirt! T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 7D 7
$39.99
TI TA N I U M S PO RK Perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near! THI NKGEEK.COM/8ACE NKGEEK.COM/ 8ACE
1 5" 5 " G I G A NTOR DI GI TAL P H OTO F R A M E
$8.99
This 15" oversized digital photo frame really delivers with a sharp display and a reasonable-size price. THINKGEEK.COM/96A6
$179.99
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“Oh, they have the Internet on
THE EX - UNIQUE K NIFE HOLDER A wicked cool design for a knife holder and more edgy than a block of wood. Available in Black and Red.
R U B I K ’ S CU BE SA LT O R PEPPER MI L L Add some retro style to your kitchen with these puzzling grinders.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 86D D
$69.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/BA26 NKGEEK.COM/ BA26
$14.99 EACH
CAT PL AY H O U S E These play houses will cater to your wild kitten’s imaginations. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B861
L A B O R AT O RY BEAKER MUG
$24.99
What self-respecting science geek drinks coffee from a boring old mug? T H I N K GEEK.CO M /96C 6
$9.99
ALL EDGES B R O W N I E PA N Two edges per piece will create more nomability and may even bring about intergalactic peace. T H I N K GEEK.CO M //A1AA
$34.99
TOOL L O G I C FI RES T EEL K N I F E An excellent fire-creating emergency/survival tool. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 7F02
LED SH OW E R L I G HTS
$29.99
Own the keenest showerhead on the block! LEDs change from blue to red as temperature increases. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /A446
$49.99
computers now!” - Homer Simpson
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T R A NSFER YOUR OLD M E D I A WIT H THESE I ON PR ODU C TS Rescue your old media by bringing it into the digital age. Convert old audio cassettes, video cassettes, and vinyl records into digital files for burning to CD or use on your iPod. U S B T U R N TA B L E T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 90A 0
$99.99 U S B CAS S E T T E D E C K T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9778
$129.99 URECORD VINYL A N D CAS S E T T E R I P P E R T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B 06C
$49.99
SA M U R A I S W O R D HAND L E U M B R E L L A
OUTDOOR LCD WINDOW THERMOMETER
It looks like you’re carrying a samurai sword, but it’s really an awesome umbrella.
Easily mounts outside and features a large LCD display for easy temperature reading.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M //B625
T H INKGEEK.COM/ 86FF
$29.99
$12.99
S U N A N D MO O N J A RS Jam jars store jam, the Sun and Moon Jars store sunshine for nighttime! T H INKGEEK.COM/ 994A
$34.99 THERE’S N O P L A C E L I K E 127. 0. 0. 1 DOOR / F L OOR M AT Another way to say: 10 print Home: 20 print Sweet: 30 goto 10 T H I N KGEEK.CO M /6806
$39.99
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Home is where the heart is. Unless, of course,
BI-COLOR LED BLOW ON- OF F C A NDL E S These LED candles have a great waxy feel (but don’t melt) and a real candle flicker with selectable color, natural yellow or cool blue.
CRYSTAL USB DESKTOP SPEAKERS These speakers are clearly awesome and ready to rock. THI NKGEEK.COM/ AA5F
$34.99
T H I N KGEEK .CO M /94C E 4-INC H C AND L E
$11.99 6-INC H C AND L E
$14.99
MULTICOLOR LED LIG H T B U L B Push a button, get a color. Includes 4 transition effects flash, strobe, fade, smooth.
PA C E M A K E R HANDHELD DJ SYSTEM All inclusive professional DJ tool in the palm of your hand.
T HI N K G E E K . C O M /831E / 831E
$39.99
T H INKGEEK.COM/ B7F3
$499.99
DIY DINOSAUR LA M P S Glowing Dinosaur Lamps that you can build yourself. Choose from Triceratops, Diplodocus or T-Rex. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /A / A E 04
$19.99
IAXE USB E L E C T R I C G U I TA R Full size electric guitar with USB port lets you rock with just a PC and some headphones. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 8C43
$99.99
TIX LED CLOCK Stylish desk or wall clock uses LED patterns to tell time. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 7437
$39.99 L A S E R S TA R S PROJECTOR Thousands of green laser stars and blue gaseous clouds on your ceiling. T H I N KGEEK .CO M //8ED 4
$169.99
you’ve had a transplant. In which case, YMMV.
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GADGETS + GIZMOS
Q WOULD BE PROUD
LENS
SP Y CAMERA V ID EO WATCH Perfect for capturing spontaneous video, with 8GBs of storage capacity. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 550
$99.99
P I C O U S B F L A S H D RI V E Teeny tiny flash memory. The Pico USB is no bigger than a fingertip, yet holds 8 or 16 gigs of storage. THI NKGEEK.COM/ A6D9
A U TO L E D
$29.99 - 69.99
This LED flashlight lives and recharges in your car’s cigarette lighter, ready for when you need light. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /983B
$24.99
L E D M A G N E T I C D I G I TA L G R A F F I T I Decorate your world with LED Graffiti that light up and stick to metal surfaces. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B2C2
U LT R A - T H I N D I G I TA L V O I C E R E C OR DE R
$9.99
This credit card size digital voice recorder features 1GB of built-in storage for over 69 hours of recording time. T H I N KGEEK .CO M /9E59
$59.99
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“Life without gadgets is akin to a slow, painful death by
D OC TOR W H O SON I C SC R E W DR I VE R Just like the one the good Doctor uses. Sonic screws beware! S O N IC SC RE WD RIVER THINK GEEK.CO M /8C FF KGEEK.CO
$17.99
U S B M E M O RY WAT C H This watch helps you carry your valuable data with you at all times. The USB connector is cleverly stored in the watch. THINKGEEK.COM/9771 THINKGEEK.COM/
$19.99 - 39.99
S HO C KI N G PEN Plant it on a co-worker’s desk. Instant hilarity ensues! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 4F 4
$5.99
MAGNOGRIP
H A N D H EL D G REEN L A S ER FX
Magnetic wristband is guaranteed to securely hold nails, screws, bolts, and tools.
This little handheld device projects swirling patterns of green laser circles and spirals sure to mesmerize any tech monkey.
T H I N KGEEK.CO M /917F
T H INKGEEK.COM/ B5A0
$14.99
$39.99
H Y D R OKI NE TI C ADJUSTA B L E W R E NC H This wrench has a unique, liquid-core that lets the wrench glide through 23 different sizes and anything in between. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //BA14
MICRO-MAX 1 9 - I N - 1 M U LT I - T O O L Cool tool that’s with you when you need it. THI NKGEEK.COM/A71C NKGEEK.COM/ A71C
$12.99
$24.99
tentacled planet hoppers.” - ThinkGeek Maxim #433
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TECHIES Y O U R G ENIU S IS SHO W IN G
ISIS IMPOSSIBLE T I TA N I U M PU ZZL E Precision machined aluminum puzzle holds the secrets of the pharaohs... if you can solve it. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B959
$174.99
LED B I N A RY WAT C H Show your geek skills when you read the time in binary. T H I N KGEEK.CO M /6A17
$69.99
USB SQUID Turn one USB port into four with this clever little USB hub. THI NKGEEK.COM/93AD NKGEEK.COM/ 93AD
$19.99
V-CUBE 7 SUPERCUB E Mastered the cube? Prepare to be blown away by this 7 x 7 x 7 cube! T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 1D 8
$59.99 NO, I WILL N O T FI X YO U R CO MPU T ER Wear this disclaimer to head it off at the pass. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 388B
$15.99 - 19.99
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Behind every successful computer is a half a potato
I R O N K E Y M I L I TA RY STRENGTH FLASH DRIVES
HUMPING USB DOGS USB-powered dogs are happy to endlessly hump when plugged into your computer.
A thumb drive with so much encryption built in, it surpasses US Military standards. If it detects a hack attempt, it literally self-destructs! THI NKGEEK.COM/ 99F1
$69.99 - 139.99
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 9C 89
$9.99
T HE T HI NKGEEK EPOC H C L OC K This alarm clock displays the time in six different formats (standard, hexadecimal, octal, binary, Roman and epoch)! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A 7C 5
$39.99
P HA NTOM KEYSTROKE R V2 The Keystroker periodically makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / A E 83
$12.99
BLUE VIOLET L A S ER PO I N T ER This laser outputs light in the 405 nanometer wavelength which produces a very unique blue-violet color beam, that is unusual for a handheld pointer. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B847
$169.99
S TA I N L E S S STE E L WA L L ET THI NKGEEK.COM/9964 NKGEEK.COM/ 9964
E XTE R NA L U SB SATA D R I V E D O C K If you’ve got a spare Serial-ATA drive lying around, connect it quickly to your USBenabled PC with this simple dock.
$79.99
D U C T TA P E WA L L E T B Y D U C T I
T H I N KGEEK .CO M /A7EA
T H INKGEEK.COM/ 5F21
$39.99 - 77.99
$14.99
chip, two pens, a paperclip, and dust bunnies.
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ARM WRESTLING FTW!
GOODIES
DIY E DGE ROBOTI C AR M KI T Build your own fully functional Robot Arm that includes 5 motors with 5 axes of movement. T H I N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 696
$49.99
KILL-A-WATT Monitor your electricity usage. Determine how much power your appliances really use. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 7657
$24.99
DIY ELECTRONICS DESIGN & PROJECTS KIT A hands-on kit to learn the basics of electronics. Includes over 130 parts. THI NKGEEK.COM/ B80B
$49.99
DIG ITAL MEASURI NG TA P E Records your measurements for easy reference. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /9D / 9D 77
$24.99
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D I Y D RI N K I N G S T RAW Z All drinks taste better if you build the straw yourself! T H INKGEEK.COM/ 9470
$9.99 - 24.99
Your Motto: If it ain’t broke, take it apart
GORILLAPOD The Gorillapod tripod family secures your compact camera to just about anything. T H I N K GEEK.CO M //82D B
$18.99 - 49.99
I VOID WA R R A N T I E S If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 8F52
$15.99 - 17.99
THE ENERGY DETECT I V E On the case, closely watching your electricity usage. T HI N K G E E K . C O M /B / B 772
$149.99
R AT C H E T I N G HE H E X W R E NC H
SNEAKY USES FOR E V E RY D AY T H I N G S
The ProTool Manufacturing Ratcheting Hex Wrench is a big improvement over the standard L-type hex wrench.
Learn how to use ordinary things to do extraordinarily sneaky tasks.
T H I N K GEEK.CO M //B9FB
T H INKGEEK.COM/ S NEAK Y
$7.99
$9.99
LA CR OSSE B ATTE RY CHARGER WI TH L C D D I SP L AY
I M A G E L A B I N S TA N T SLIDE SCANNER
This battery charger is packed with tons of neat features.
Digital scanner can scan 35mm slides or negatives at a rate of 1 second per slide. No computer required.
T H I N KGEEK.CO M //B7FD B7FD
$39.99
T H INKGEEK.COM/ B070
$99.99
and fix it. You have the technology.
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D A N G E R O U S LY C U T E
MAD SCIENCE
PL U S H MI CRO BES Infectiously cute microbes expanded 1,000,000 times and then transformed into cuddly plush. Mega size now available. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 6708 T H INKGEEK.COM/ A55E T H INKGEEK.COM/ BC01
$7.99 - 24.99
P E R I ODI C TA B L E SH OW E R C U RTA I N
PO P Q U I Z MAT H CL O CK
Lather, rinse, repeat... ooh, argon!
T H INKGEEK.COM/ AC3F
THINKGEEK.COM/8A2F
What time is it? Solve this math problem and find out!
$26.99
$29.99
USB P L A S M A B A L L
L A Q J A PA N ES E BU I L D I N G S ET
Finally, the infamous plasma ball of lore is now available in a desktopfriendly USB version. We love our EMF.
Innovative Japanese building set features unique snap-together panel based construction.
T H I N KGEEK .CO M //964E 964E
T H INKGEEK.COM/ B8CA
$19.99 - 59.99
$12.99
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Entertaining plans for World Domination?
S HO W ER SHOCK CA FFEI N ATED SOAP & G E L Soap with caffeine infused in it! Believe it. A truly clean buzz.... Available in regular and travel size. T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 7C 30 T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 5A 65 T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8F B 2
MYSKY STA R T RA CK ER Twinkle, twinkle, little star. I finally figured out what you are. It’s a hi-tech virtual tour guide to your starry skies.
$2.99 - 37.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/956A NKGEEK.COM/ 956A
$129.99
S CI EN CE A N D M AT H T- S H I RT S Show off your brains on your chest. THINKGEEK.COM/SCIENCETS
$15.99 - $17.99
BUCKYBAL L S M A G NE TI C BUIL D I N G S P H E R E S Play with your balls at work.
U S B D I G I TA L MICROSCOPE
T H I N KGEEK .CO M //BBE8 BBE8
$24.99
This 1.3 Megapixel Digital Microscope allows you to capture higher resolution images and video. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 9955
$349.99
DINO SAUR PLANT A prehistoric plant that keeps coming back to life!
D NA PO RT RA I T Your own genetic makeup is an art form!
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 8039
THI NKGEEK.COM/ B42E
$7.99
$149.99
ThinkGeek can get you there in half the time.
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GEEKS ON
G I V E B AT T E R I E S T H E S H A F T
THE GO FREELOADER PO RTA BL E S O L A R CH A RG ER Get your power from the Sun with this portable charger. It can store a battery charge for up to 3 months. T H INKGEEK.COM/ B1A6
$49.99
1 . 3 MEG A PI X EL S PY C A M ERA S U N G L A S S ES Hidden camera with a remote control and 4GB of storage. CA FFEI N E M O L E CULE STAINLESS T R AV EL MUG
THI NKGEEK.COM/ A0F3
$79.99
Chemistry is hot! T HI N K G E E K . C O M / 3820
$12.99
SW E D I S H FI RES T EEL 3,000ยบC spark makes fire building easy in any weather, any altitude. THI NKGEEK.COM/ 754D
$15.99 A NI M ATE D DRIVING LED EMOTICONS Communicate with other drivers using this battery-powered, wirelessly controlled message sign. T H I N K GEEK.CO M /AA16
$34.99
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May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be at
SCAN GAUGE II
T H E BA G O F H O L D I N G
AUTOMOTI VE C OM P U TE R
So roomy, you’d think it was bigger on the inside!
Easy to install, multi-function automotive computer. Mounts in, on or below the dash.
T H INKGEEK.COM/ AAA5
$49.99
T H I N KGEEK.CO M /8426
$159.99
CAFFEINE CANDY SA M P L E R V 9 . 0 Version 9.0 of our constantly evolving caffeine candy sampler. We do the thinking for ya.
M E TA L L I C V I D EO WAT C H WITH OLED SCREEN
T HI N K G E E K . C O M / B D C 4
The future is here! A 1.5" color screen on your wrist.
$19.99
THI NKGEEK.COM/ 954E
$79.99
COFFEE CUP POW PO W E R I NVE RTE R Lets you easily use your electronics on the road and fits into your car cupholder.
S TA I N L E S S STEEL 8GB V I D E O WAT C H
T H I N KGEEK.CO M //B29E
$29.99
The latest in video watch fashion, sporting a massive 8GB of storage space and stainless steel case and watch band. T H INKGEEK.COM/ A442
$99.99
PORTABLE P HOTO STU D I O Makes the difference between sold and unsold on eBay. T H I N KGEEK.CO M //A205
$49.99 HELMET A CT I O N CA M Never miss a moment. Never. Not ever. Seriously. T H INKGEEK.COM/ 980E
$89.99
your back, and may the wi-fi be plentiful and free.
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