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Thank you for addressing the shrinking realm of womens choices in birth [“Having It Your Way?” Feb. 26]. While it seems on the surface that licensing of professionals such as midwives is a reasonable public safe ty measure, the long-term effect is to restrict the freedom of families to choose the type of birth they want, and to restrict the practitioner from attending births based on parameters established by medical doctors, not midwives. The net movement, of course, is towards universal medicalization of what is in fact a normal physiological event, and therefore outside the domain of medicine. (An interestingsFollow-up story might be on the batde going on now in the midwifery profession between the more medical nurse-midwives and the more traditional lay midwives). Conspicuously absent, however, from your article was the opinion of Unassisted Childbirth. If the theme of the story was empowerment of women and diversity of birth choices, it would be difficult to come up with a better gold standard than unassisted child birth, in which the woman gives birth at home with only her partner present. This experience is chosen only by women who are hilly empowered in their bodies and fully disengaged from the fear machine of the medical mythology of birth. Unassisted child birth is not for everyone, but it is an important part of the discussion about birth options and a shining example of

empowerment for women and fami lies. Its absence from the discussion is evidence of how profoundly the fear of childbirth has become embedded into out consciousness. Thanks again for bringing up this issue and discussing it in Seven Days.

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BIRTH AT COPLEY Very interesting read on “the other labor movement” [“Having It Your Way?” Feb. 26]. Humph. I live in Johnson and most folks that I know around here deliver at Copley Hospital in Morrisville and most swear by the midwives that deliver there. I know of at least three. And then there are doulas, too. Copley, which you never mentioned, has its own birthing center (though small), which is housed within the hospital, but is its own little kingdom. During my first labor, every nurse on staff was there as I pushed my first son into this world, drug-free. I had every available option. As far as pain meds and alternative therapy, I didn’t need any. During my second labor, my midwife and one nurse and my husband labored again drug-free to bring our second son into the world. I utilized the birthing tub for pain relief and a shower in my own private room. Copley gave my husband and me a dinner for two complete with a table, candles and three courses. While I considered a home birth, I was very pleased to let the hospital

Michele Hadley JOHNSON

BEST OF BIRTH WORLDS Ken Picard’s article about women’s choices for prenatal care [“Having It Your Way?” Feb. 26] did not focus much attention on the Certified Nurse Midwives working from the University Health Care. From the reaction of many people whom I tell about my choice for prenatal care, I understand that most people don’t know what the CNMs are about. This option is an important middle ground for a woman uncomfortable with a home birth attended by a midwife who is able to perform only minimal medical care, should it be needed, but who is also uncomfortable about a tra ditional hospital birth. Choosing the Certified Nurse Midwives gives a woman the best of both worlds... These midwives are also nurses, so they can perform many functions that a doctor or obstetric nurse can. This

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ANTI-FEMINIST? I am deeply troubled by the front page of your Womens Issue [Feb. 26]. “You’ve come along way, baby” was a slogan used by Virginia Slims ciga rettes, appropriating the spirit of femi nism to imply that smoking can be a political challenge to the patriarchy. By replacing “you’ve come a long way”

with “You’ve got along way to go,” and that overtly sassy, sexy cigarette model with a feather boa-ed baby, you suggest that women have not come nearly as far as we may think we have. We are, in fact, still babies playing dress-up. Aww, but ain’t we cute? Or perhaps by juxtaposing “The Women’s Issue” with a picture of a baby you’ve meant to convey that reproductive concerns are the only ones that matter to women. This interpretation is supported by the fea tures you’ve included; two out of five of which are about childbirth, and, if

you add The Lysistrata Project, three out of five of which are about hetero sexual sex. Not all women are moth ers. Some women can’t be mothers. Some women chose not to be moth ers. A woman is a full human being; and to reduce her to one of her many biological functions is to perpetuate the limiting and dangerous myth that true womanhood can only be attained through motherhood. If this cover truly reflects the popular conception of womanhood, then perhaps you do have it right after all: We do have an awfully long way to go, baby.

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MARCH AGAINST SADDAM Recently, millions of people world wide protested against an Americanled war in Iraq, George Bush and America in general [“Walking the Talk,” Feb. 19]. Whether you agree or disagree it is the right of all Americans and many other world citizens, exclud ing Iraqis, to have their voices heard by their leaders. Because war is not the answer, I propose another way to avoid violence in Iraq... I propose art Anti-Saddam Demonstration Day. The Iraqi peo ple cannot protest the dictator they “elected” by a 100 percent margin.

Any dissent would win them and their families a trip to prison or worse. If only the world’s voices would, once again, rise in condem nation — this time in demanding Saddam Hussein to step down — all unnecessary bloodshed would be avoided. Saddam is sure to listen, though some say George Bush does not listen to the “majority” opinion of the world and is “just as evil.” ...Envision two million people in the streets of Rome chanting for Saddam to relinquish power. Envision Bill O ’Reilly and Jesse Jackson marching hand-in-hand in Washington, D.C., holding the sign, “Please step down Mr. Hussein. Thank you.” The possibilities are endless... If the leader of the United States is expected to live by the wish es set forth by the free people of the world, then why not the leader of Iraq? I am waiting for the day when people take the road less traveled and forcefully oppose the dictators and true disrupters of world peace, instead of taking the easy road by blaming the U.S. for the world’s problems. Let us hold everyone’s feet to the fire. Come on, protesters! Grab your sandwich boards and let’s go protest that darn Saddam!

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eren’t all the Bush administration experts predicting just over a week ago that the Earths one and only superpower would make short work of Saddam H ussein’s Iraq? Wasn’t Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld boasting on a daily basis about the power and efficiency of U.S. missiles and bombs? And wasn’t the secretary comforting as he assured the American public that our high-tech, hellacious bombing campaign, dubbed “Shock & Awe,” would bring Hussein’s regime to its knees? Surprise, surprise! No cheering crowds o f Iraqis yearning to be free. No easy ride to Baghdad. No bloodless “liberation” of the country. Instead, fundamentalist Muslims and moderate Muslims around the world are now joined together, rallying against the evil empire known as the United States of America. And so are citizens of every religion and nationality, including patriotic Americans who are just waking up to the fact that their beloved democracy has been hijacked by a gang of Texas oil men. Thank you, George W. Bush. Nice work! And this week, a whole lot of shock and awe is being felt on the homefront. A whole lot of anxiety, depression and fear, too, as GIs are killed and captured and questions are raised in military circles about the Pentagon’s hurry-up offense. According to Susannah Chamberlin at Burlington’s Howard Center for Human Services, more and more people have been seeking professional help for a host of symp toms related to the war on Iraq. The Howard Center provides mentalhealth services to the 9500 employees o f more than 30 local business, including Burton Snowboards, Ben & Jerry’s, Green Mountain Power and the Merchants Bank. “What we have seen,” said Chamberlin, “are people coming in with more depres sion and anxiety lately. It’s just kind of hanging in the air.” In fact, so many people have been seek ing help that Howard is offering two free workshops this week at Memorial Audito rium “to help people cope with the stresses of these difficult times.” The sessions will be held Wednesday and Friday at noon and will last one hour. Chamberlin emphasized, “They’re not about whether you think the war is the right or wrong thing. That’s for a different forum.” Let’s see know, what are the symptoms of the new stress strain? We checked the list Chamberlin provid ed. A few stood out: knot in the stomach, lack of energy, feeling hopeless, questioning life’s assumptions, anxiety, irritability. Sounds like someone we’re very, very familiar with. What to do? Well, besides a good diet, plenty of sleep and exercise, the recommendations include “talking it out,” “focusing on small joys” and “being especially kind to others.” If only the Bush regime had “talked it out” and been “especially kind to others,”

eh? We’ve also noticed in the past few days that even short periods of time spent in front of the boob tube watching CN N , M SN BC and FOX News dramatically increases our anxiety level and desire to consume alcoholic beverages. The Final rec ommendation on the Howard list sounds like a cure: “Take breaks from media input and from thinking and talking about war-relat ed events. Some people feel better knowing what is going on, others feel worse. Know your limits. Watching endless news pro grams is likely to heighten your anxiety and that o f your children.” No kidding.

Patriots for Peace — Here’s one for you. What former Democratic governor of Vermont gave a stirring antiwar speech in Battery Park Saturday afternoon? No, it wasn’t our favorite presidential hopeful Howard Dean. Ho-Ho was nowhere in sight. Rather, it was former governor and ambassador to Switzerland Madeleine Kunin who rallied the huge crowd. “We can support our troops and pray for their safety and their safe and swift return,” said Kunin, “but while we do that, while we carry them in our hearts, we also oppose the present policy of preventive war. And that’s patriotic,” she said. “We’re patriotic!” Kunin, who served as Vermont governor from 1985-1991, addressed head-on the “terrible sadness” so many are experiencing in these dark days o f early spring. “You know,” she said, “we who marched in marches before always thought that this would never happen again. That people had learned. That diplomacy was sophisticated. That it worked.” Wrong. “Now we see the gut reaction, the old reaction,” continued Kunin. “War still hap pens. We thought that those days were over. How did we get from the end of diplomacy to the beginning o f war?” Having not seen Madeleine in action in more than a decade, we’d forgotten how positively eloquent she can be. “The United Nations is the only vehicle we’ve been able to construct after all these years to prevent war. And here, we sidestep the United Nations and say were not pay ing attention to you. Were doing it on our own. And that is a tragedy in and o f itself. “Whether there are high casualties or low, the failure of U.S. diplomacy is a terri ble blow to the infrastructure for peace in the world,” said Kunin. “This is a time o f mourning not only for those who will be killed trying to remove Saddam Hussein,” said Queen Madeleine, “but also it’s a time of mourn ing for a nation that has reversed its position in the world, as a harbinger of peace, a sym bol o f peace, to today being a symbol, unfortunately, for war.” Kudos to the Cops! — It was an out standing display o f police professionalism INSIDE TRACK »

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Dental Plan from Hell Author ities arrested two flea market jewelers for practicing medicine without a license after an undercover investiga tion found that they were using Super Glue to attach gold overlays to people s teeth from the back o f their 10-yearold Honda. The investigation was prompted by an anonymous call from a customer who claimed that he’d lost teeth after getting a gold cap from Island Gold’s Enterprises, run by Ayud Mohammed and Fahimuddin Khan, both 39. Investigators said the men charged from $ 130 to $ 1000 for the cosmetic procedure. “They could give you a whole rack o f gold or just cover a few teeth,” Broward Sheriff’s Depart ment representative Jim Leljedal said. “They even had gold vampire fangs, if that’s what you wanted.”

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Homeland Insecurity Govern ment and transportation leaders plan ning how to evacuate the Washington, D .C ., area in the event o f a terrorist attack admitted that it can’t be done, at least not quickly and orderly. The reason, officials told the Washington Post, is that the region’s road and tran sit network, already overburdened dur ing a normal rush hour, can’t handle a sudden surge. Pointing out that people

probes the brain to see if a suspect has specific knowledge o f a crime has the potential to become a powerful weapon in national security, according to its inventor. Lawrence Farwell o f Fairfield, Iowa, who founded Brain Fingerprinting Laboratories Inc. 12 years ago, explained that brain finger printing works by recording split-sec ond spikes in electrical activity in the brain when it responds to something it recognizes. For example, a murder sus pect who is shown a detail o f the crime scene that only she or he would

Everything You Know Is Wrong Fish farming, which has been hailed as the solution to depleted stocks o f wild fish, actually threaten the wild species, which are being used to feed the farmed fish. “Four kilos (8.8 pounds) o f wild-caught fish are needed to produce 1 kilo o f farmed fish,” according to a report by the Swiss-based World Wildlife Feder ation. It pointed out that world farmed production doubled in the past decade to 20 million tons a year, increasing demand for oil and fish

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Dear Cecil, What is the bottom line with Koko the gorilla’s ability to learn sign language? I know she only communicates through her handler, who seems to engage in a great deal of subjec tive translation. I saw an excerpt in Harper’s Magazine of a supposed Internet chat with Koko a few years ago that made me rather dubious that the gorilla was capable of any use of language. Nonetheless, there is a strong perception out there that Koko has learned to sign. What is the straight dope? — Fabian Braithwaite Don’t be too hard on Koko, Fabian. If you judged strictly from Internet chat, you’d have to question the linguistic abilities of many humans. (DOOdz!) Scientists have debated for years whether gorillas really understand language or are just, you know, aping us. The consensus among animal researchers seems to be that they under stand at some level, but are less adept at using language themselves. When I read transcripts of Koko’s alleged conversations I often think: Jeez, a trained monkey could do better. A couple obvious problems present themselves when one looks into this talking-ape business. The first, as you suggest, is that interpretation of the gorilla’s conversa tion, if such it be, is left to the handler, who generally sees any improbable concatenation of signs as deeply meaningful. During the 1998 online chat you saw bits of in Harper’s (the whole thing is at www.koko.org/world/ talk_aol.html), for example, Koko, without being prompted or questioned, made the sign for nipple, which Francine Patterson, her trainer, interpreted as a rhyme for “people.” (Patterson further claimed that this was a reference to the chat session’s audience.) Even if you buy the idea that gorillas, who cannot speak, grasp the concept of rhyme, this sounds like wish ful thinking. Similar examples abound: “lips” is suppos edly Koko’s word for woman, “foot” her word for man. Koko made a lot of signs, and sometimes expressed desires or other thoughts, but nothing in the transcript suggests a sustained conversation, even of the simple sort *

you might have with a toddler. That brings us to the second problem. What consti tutes language use? In 1979 Herbert Terrace of Columbia University published a skeptical account of his efforts to teach American Sign Language to a chim panzee named Nim Chimpsky. Nim accomplished the elementary linguistic task of connecting a sign to a meaning, and could be taught to string signs together to express simple thoughts such as “give orange me give eat.” But in Terrace’s view Nim could not form new ideas by linking signs in ways he hadn’t been taught — he didn’t grasp syntax, in other words, arguably the essence of language. (A dog, after all, may understand that bringing his leash to his owner is a sign that he wants to go out, but nobody sees that as evidence of lan guage use.) Terrace’s work was a major blow to talking-ape propo nents. But their case started looking stronger in 1990, when researcher Emily Sue Savage-Rumbaugh of Georgia State University presented evidence of language develop ment in a bonobo chimp named Kanzi. One of the more telling complaints made about gorillas like Koko who com municated via sign language was that they often babbled, producing long, apparently meaningless strings of signs. Their handlers would then pluck a few lucky hits from the noise and declare that communication had occurred. Savage-Rumbaugh got around this problem by teach ing Kanzi to point to printed symbols on a keyboard, a less ambiguous approach. She claimed that the ape demonstrated a rough grasp of grammar using this sys tem. What’s more, when presented with 653 sentences making requests using novel word combinations, Kanzi responded corrdctly 72 percent of the time — supposed ly comparable to what a human child can do at two and a half years old. Today, from what I can tell, scientific opinion is divided along disciplinary lines. Many researchers who work primarily with animals accept or at least are recep tive to the idea that apes can be taught a rudimentary form of language. Linguists, on the other hand, dismiss the whole thing as nonsense. Personally I’m happy to concede that the boundary between animal and human communication isn’t as sharply drawn as we once thought. Animals (not just primates — check out Alex the talking African gray parrot sometime) can use lan guage in limited ways. They can respond to simple ques tions on a narrow range of subjects; they can express basic thoughts and desires. I’ll even buy the possibility that some are capable of employing elementary syntax. However, all this strikes me as the equivalent of teaching a computer to beat peo ple at chess — a neat trick, but not one that challenges fundamental notions about human vs nonhuman abili ties. I’ve seen nothing to persuade me that animals can use language as we do, that is, as a primary tool with which to acquire and transmit knowledge. I won’t say such a thing is impossible. But in light of the muddled state of the debate so far, the first task is to decide what would constitute a fair test. C E C IL ADAM S

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Star Spangled Banter o sooner had the question o f whether war would be waged been answered last week than a new preoc cupation seized the hearts and minds o f countless Americans: What effect would bombing the bejesus out o f Iraq have on the 75th Academy Awards? Indeed, as bunker busters rained down on the city o f Baghdad, it was the population o f Holly wood that seemed most truly in turmoil. The specter o f war forces each o f us to confront grave issues we might prefer to sidestep. But stars, being the special human beings they are, were confront ed with special challenges. Announcing his Tuesday decision to “truncate” the shows traditional red-carpet ceremony, pro ducer Gil Cates shared with reporters his concern for “celebrities who might feel uncomfortable dis cussing films and fashion while American soldiers

[are] putting their lives on the line.” Not that stars didn’t feel a sense o f duty. Some designers found themselves besieged by 11 th-hour cries for help. “We have had... calls from people who want something more understated,” Escada’s spokesperson reported to the Associated Press. “We certainly understand if they don’t want to wear something over the top.” In a related story, Giorgio Armani and Donatella Versace canceled trips to Hollywood, according to Variety. Throughout the week agents, handlers, publicists, assorted entertainment insid ers and the stars themselves issued a flurry o f bul letins to a public presumed to be on pins and nee dles. Early in the week, for example, Best Actor contender Daniel Day-Lewis pronounced that it would “seem obscene if we’re seen bouncing up the red carpet grinning when people are dying.” “Seen,” as it turned out, was the operative word here. What quickly became apparent was that the stars were less uncomfortable with the idea o f indulging in a nightlong orgy o f narcissistic glitz than they were worried about appearing on the front page doing so. Early in the week planners for

the way to L.A. from New Mexico. The following day Will Smith informed Oscar producers that he would not act as a presenter as planned in light o f “the world situation.” Accord ing to his publicist, the actor felt that “now [is] not the time to celebrate.” (I felt the same way after watching Men In Black II.) Later the same day, Finnish director Aki Kaurismaki announced he would stay home in protest against the war. The response from within the entertainment com munity was immediate: “Aki who?” By Thursday, news services were reporting that the red-carpet ceremony had been canceled alto gether, causing mass confusion among celebrities, fans, designers, producers and Joan Rivers. The host o f El’s annual pre-Oscar special appeared on that morning’s Howard Stern show to inject a note o f reason. Asked^ whether she too wasn’t worried about the possibility o f a terrorist event, she didn’t hesitate: “I’m willing to get blown up for my country.” By week’s end Angelina Jolie had made it official: She’d be a no-show. So would Jim Carrey and Meg Ryan. The two-time Oscar winner Elizabeth Taylor added her voice to the highly con cerned chorus, announcing that her appearance as an honoree on Sunday “will be my swan song on the stage. I’ve retired from acting. It doesn’t really interest me that much any more. It seems kind o f superficial, because now my life is AIDS, not acting.” As if all that weren’t nutty enough, the oblivious screen legend apparently forgot to show up. In the end, o f course, all the hair pulling turned out to be much ado about nothing. Joan Rivers presided hilariously over a mini-ceremony during which stars sprinted a few yards from their limos to the safety o f the Kodak Theater, where metal detectors awaited. A B C ’s pre-show was as superfi cial as any in history. Viewers were even invited to vote online for the best Oscars gown o f the past 75 years. And master o f ceremonies Steve Martin did a brilliant job, kicking o ff the show with a ref erence to the weeklong controversy: “N o red car pet — that’l l send them a message!” Except for the fact that acceptance speeches were kept to a crisp 45 seconds, the whole affair really couldn’t have been much more business-asusual. Stars preened for the T V camera, Martin kept the audience laughing, and divas pretty much came dressed to the nines. As Rivers noted, “It was just crap that everybody was going to wear black.” Bowling For Columbine director Michael Moore’s podium outburst provided a vicarious vent for the audience’s antiwar faction, virtually all o f which was content to let their peace pins speak for them. That so many normally vocal celebrities remained on their best behavior in spite o f world events was one o f the night’s several surprises. Others included upsets by Adrien Brody, who took home the Best Actor statuette for his performance in The Pianist, and Roman Polanski, who stayed home and watched himself named Best Director for his work on the same film. Chicago’s selection as Best Picture certainly came as no surprise, but .was every bit as goofy. Despite the tight security, Daniel Day-Lewis and Martin Scorsese were robbed. Things went pretty well, though, all things con sidered. The 75th Academy Awards may have been attended by more members o f the National Guard than paparazzi, but its mission was accomplished. The beautiful people threw themselves a hell o f a private party, Joan Rivers made it through the night without getting blown up and, most impor tantly, not a single star was asked to give an opin ion on the war.

Asked whether she too wasn't worried about the possibility of a terrorist event, Joan Rivers didn't hesitate: "I'm willing to get blown up for my country. the most glamorous parties weren’t sure which way the winds o f war would blow. “We’re taking it one day at a time,” cautioned a spokeswoman for Vanity Fair, which traditionally hosts one o f the night’s biggest A-list soirees. “It will be clearer as the week goes on.” And clear it got. In the end, virtually everybody who is anybody was expected to show, despite hos tilities in the Middle East. Everybody, that is, except the press. “The Governor’s Ball is still scheduled, though neither photographers nor cam era crews will be permitted,” Reuters reported at midweek, adding, “Parties by Vanity Fair and Paramount are restricting press access to prevent stars from being quizzed about the war.” Organizers for other high-ranking shindigs, including that o f Womens Wear Daily, quickly fell into step, and producers o f the Academy Awards broadcast itself informed nearly 500 media mem bers representing 300 news outlets that they weren t invited after all. The stage was set for the first Stealth Oscars. As the week wore on, celebrities continued to search their souls. Barbara Walters shelved her annual pre-Oscar special, which this year included interviews with Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore and Renee Zellweger. “With such serious issues facing the nation,” Walters intoned, “it is the right deci sion to postpone the special.” Sure, particularly since it was assumed A BC would cut away for battlefield updates throughout the evening, preempting a substantial portion o f the broadcast, anyway. Now Walters has the option to air the show when interruptions are unlikely. Nicole Kidman informed reporters that she was o f two minds about taking part in the festivities. “There are two arguments,” she said, “where they say you need to continue on with things... and then there’s the other thing, where you just say o f course it would feel very strange to show up.” On Wednesday Cate Blanchett, scheduled to be a presenter though she’s shooting a film in New Mexico, denied rumors that she planned not to attend. “She’ll be there,” a representative assured, adding that the only reason for any possible bowout would be her “fluctuating filming schedule.” Uh-huh. It can be awfully complicated getting all

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Barnett has been involved in Democratic presidential cam paigns since 1976. One of his specialties is prepping candidates before TV debates. He played George Bush I in practice ses sions with candidates Geraldine Ferraro in 1984, Michael Dukakis in 1988 and Bill Clinton in 1992.

Seven Days has learned Dr. Dean has apologized to one rival, Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina, for sharp remarks HoHo made at the California Dem ocratic Convention March 15. The Vermont candidate was heartily applauded by the Sacramento delegates, particularly for his antiwar statements. Meanwhile, John Kerry got heckled and Edwards drew a cho rus o f boos when he defended his support for President Bush’s inva sion of Iraq. Dean called Kerry and Ed wards “fine people.” He said they’d “done a lot for the coun try,” and he’d have no problem supporting either one as the Democratic standard-bearer in 2004. But, continued Dean, “I don’t think we can win the White House if we vote for the presi dent’s unilateral attack in Washington and then come to California and say were against the war.” Both Kerry .and Edwards supported the so-called “blank check” Iraq resolution that sailed through Congress last fall. That drew a standing ovation from the Californians. Dean fed off the enthusiasm of the 1200 delegates like a conquering hero. In fact, Ho-Ho was so pumped that, his voice cracking, he shout ed out a few catchy new lines like, “I want my country back. We want our country back!” And “I don’t want to listen to the fun damentalist preachers anymore!” Needless to say, Kerry and Edwards were positively p.o.’ed by Dean’s digs. The Boston Globe, which already has staked out its territory as the unofficial medium of the Kerry for President Campaign,

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Corrections — Last week’s “I am Caesar” quote from an email sent to Sen. Mark MacDonald may have been penned by Joe Shake speare, but, despite its eloquence, it definitely wasn't written by William Shakespeare. (Marky Mark’s a schoolteacher by trade. Obviously, not an English teacher.) Thanks to the gaggle of Shakespearean scholars in the audience for the rapid response. Apologies to The Bard of Avon. Also, Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie is in the Air Force Reserve, not the Army Reserve. Sorry, Colonel. Guv's Report Card — After almost three months on the job, Vermont’s new governor has called for raising the minimum wage, announced the opening of a new residential drug-treatment facility, read the riot act to the Fletcher Allen Health Care board of trustees and ticked off Repub lican Speaker Walter Freed & Co. by touting an Act 60 reform proposal based on the one that Sen. Peter Shumlin proposed a year ago. Not bad. Sounds like typical Doug Racine policy. But Democrat Doug Racine is not our new governor. The Quiet Man lost. Republican Jim Douglas won. And he looks like he’s been moving left ever since. “I’m thrilled,” said Shumlin when asked about Gov. Douglas’ backing of his Act 60 reform plan. “I’ve got some other ideas he just might want to implement, too.” Shummy lost the lieutenant governor race last fall. He’s returned to life in the private sec tor, running Putney Student Travel. But make no mistake, like Gen. Douglas MacArthur, Peter Shumlin shall return! ® Email Peter at InsideTrackVT@aol.com

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You don't nee us to tell you there's a war going on — o how it's going When it comes to shock-andawe ordnance and casualty counts, a weekly newspaper cannot keep pace with the blow-by-blow on the road to Baghdad. But we can get off the road for a different view. With events in Iraq on every one's minds, we offer four personal perspectives from th is side of the invasion.

» m m 241 KEN PICARD visits a Winooski couple whose hip-hop Bush-bashing has brought them under Big Brother's watchful eye.

REVEREND GARY KOWALSKI of Burlington's Unitarian Universalist Society looks at soldiers' killer instinct — only to find that, very often, it's not there. » PAGE 2 6A Jim Jeffords' Press Secretary DIANE DERBY describes the day-to-day discomfiture of coping with Code Orange on Capitol Hill. » PAGE 29 A Fresh from the latest antiwar rally in Burlington, PAMELA POLSTON ponders the in su ffi ciency of slogans. STORY KEN PICARD IMAGE JORDAN SILVERMAN K aseen Sm ith felt a chill the m oment he answered the door — and not because he was standing there in just a bathrobe. It was an early afternoon in the first week o f March when two agents from the U.S. Secret Service appeared at his Winooski

18 U .S.C. 871. That’s the federal law mak ing it a crime to threaten the life o f the president o f the United States. The offense carries a maximum penalty o f five years in prison. “KA Live,’’ an unedited hodge-podge o f music, caller chit-chat and banter about race and politics, has been on the air for

authorities. With the nation on the brink o f war abroad and bracing lor possible ter rorist attacks at home, even an olfhand remark may have been enough to trip the alarms. Smith’s girlfriend, Ariana Kitchin, who also appears on the show, says the couple was stunned as the agents questioned

O n e se n te n ce in particular, “I'd like to beat the life d w as ch a n g e d to “I’d like to give B u sh a box of pre home. They flashed their badges and asked the 27-year-old man if he was the Kaseen Smith who produces the T V show, “KA Live,” which airs each week on Vermont Community Access Media Channel 15- He is. The agents then informed Smith they were investigating a possible felony under

nearly two years with nary a peep from viewers objecting to its content. Like most public-access stations, Channel 15 doesn’t have the staff, time or inclination to pre screen shows for potentially illegal con tent. This time, however, something uttered by the shows African-American producer grabbed the attention o f federal

them separately for about 30 to 45 min utes. Smith recalls being asked about his famiiy, past employers, criminal record and whether he is lonely, on medication or “has a problem with authority.” They asked Kitchin: Does Smith own a gun? Have you ever seen him do anything vio lent? Do you think he would travel long distances to see the president? And, do

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pages and pages, with pieces highlighted, and stuff that was on our Web site,” recalls Kitchin. “They said, ‘Change it or there’s going to be a problem. If we come back, we will take it to trial, you will be convicted and you will serve time.’” “It was kind o f like a threat,” agrees Smith. “If I didn’t change my ways, basi cally I’m not going to win. It kind o f messed us up in the head.” Among the highlighted lyrics were the lines “ I got a sword from G O D so thats [r/V] what makes me leathal [j*V],” and “I wanna burn a Bush.” Smith, a bearded, taciturn man who answers most questions in a few words, denies the song has any violent connotations. He says it’s about “skin color, race, stuff like that.” “A ‘sword’ basically means the Bible. That’s Bible talk. If you’re with God, you can see the truth,” Smith explains. “Bas ically, ‘I wanna burn a Bush’ is, I want to »

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contempt. People do not operate well in this topsy-turvy setting. Many have mental break downs and return impaired, unable to function in a more normal environment. Because it runs counter to our upbringing, combat is not an experience sane people relish or enjoy. The historian William Manchester re members his own introduction to killing as a recruit in World War II: “You think about it and you know you’re going to have to kill, but you don’t understand the implications o f that... When you do actually kill someone, the experi ence, my experience, was one of revulsion and disgust.” _ His reaction to the job o f soldiering is not atypical. In a U.S. infantry division stationed in the South Pacific, more than 2000 men were given a questionnaire to study their responses under the stress o f batde. Eighty-four percent said they experienced violent poundings o f the heart; three-fifths shook and trembled; about half felt faint or had cold sweats or felt sick to their stomachs. More than a quarter admitted that they vomited, and 21 percent lost control of their bowels. All o f this argues against the view that men are “natural warriors” or possess any thing like a “killer instinct.” While there may be a few individuals who exult in the risk and excitement o f military action, most appear to be repulsed by violence. In World War II, Colonel S.L.A. Marshall o f the U.S. Army discovered, through extensive inter views with men who had seen hard fighting, that 85 percent o f infantry riflemen never fired their weapons in battle. Even when their own position was under attack and their own lives were in immediate danger, more than eight out o f 10 never used their guns. They didn’t run away; they didn’t desert their comrades; but neither did they discharge their weapons at the enemy. In effect, they refused to become killers. Marshall concluded his study with the words, “It is therefore reasonable to believe that the average and healthy individual — the man who can endure the mental and physical stresses o f combat — still has such an inner and usually unrealized resistance towards killing a fellow man that he will not o f his own volition take life if it is possible to turn away from that responsi bility. At the vital point, he becomes a conscien tious objector.” Soldiers know war best and most intimately. They have few illusions about it. They under stand what can be won in a war but also know its true costs. In Lines o f Battle, a collection o f letters from servicemen overseas in the Second World War, a lieutenant in the Philippines wrote: “I don’t like war. There is no beauty in a gaping wound. The dead lie on their faces. A live body has personality. A dead body becomes a shrunken mass o f rumpled clothing. I can tell when a man is hit, even if he does not fall. His shoulders stoop. His arms and hands tremblingly protect his face and chest, a dazed look o f shocked hurt comes into his face and eyes. I can tell now when a man is dying by the gray pallor which changes the healthiest skin. There is no beauty in war.” Small wonder that civilians are often more ready to send in the troops than those with actu al military experience. Too many armchair com manders — like President George W. Bush, who sat out Vietnam in the National Guard, and »

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expose him to the truth, not actually burn him.” Smith and Kitchin laugh at the suggestion that someone might interpret the song literally. Still, fearing another visit from the Secret Service, they pulled from their Web site, www.basically.us, any thing that might be construed as threatening. One sentence in particular, “I’d like to beat the life out o f Bush” was changed to “I’d like to give Bush a box o f pretzels.” Kitchin claims one agent even told her, “If you have any questions o f what you think is ques tionable, give me a call.” “They had me thinking a bit, ’cause I got kids and stuff,” says Smith. “That’s more important than me getting locked up.” Before the agents departed, Smith was pho tographed and asked to sign some papers. What did he sign? Smith shrugs. They didn’t leave him a copy — or even a business card, for that matter.

or haste won’t land someone in trouble. At the Washington Monument in 1966, during a rally against the Vietnam War, 18-year-old Robert Watts was heard saying, “If they [the U .S. Army] ever make me carry a rifle, the first man I want to get in my sights is LBJ [then-President Lyndon John son].” Watts was subsequently arrested, prosecuted and convicted for his remark. In 1969, however, the U .S. Supreme Court reversed Watts’ conviction, ruling that the offend ing utterance had not been evaluated in the context in which it was made. “The language o f the politi cal arena, like the language used in labor disputes... is often vituperative, abusive, and inexact,” the Court stated. “We agree with petitioner [Watts] that his only offense here was a kind o f very crude offensive method o f stating a political opposition to the president.”

“In countries other than this, the way the government exercises control is to lower the bar and keep lowering that bar until any criticism of the leader is considered a threat. And once that bar is lowered, it’s very hard to get it back up again.” BEN Timothy Kirk is one o f the Vermont-based Secret Service agents who interviewed Smith and Kitchin. He says he’s not at liberty to discuss the specifics o f his investigation with Seven Days, call ing it a “protected intelligence case.” N or can he say whether the complaint was based on remarks Smith made during his show, the lyrics o f his song, the contents o f his Web site or all three. He did say, however, that “It’s more than one avenue being investigated.” But he denies that either he or his partner gave Smith specific instructions about what he can say, sing or write about. “No, we can’t do that,” says Kirk. “We may have said, ‘This will continue to come to our attention if it remains,’ but that’s not saying, ‘Hey, you’ve got to remove this.’ Were not in that business. It’s either ‘cuff-and-stuff ’ or leave you alone. We’re not counseling anyone here.” Kirk would not comment on what papers Smith had signed, calling it “privi leged information.” Threats on the life o f the president are as old as the presidency itself. Most are nothing more than idle talk, jests, satire or political hyperbole. That doesn’t mean an ill-chosen comment t. ade in anger

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Bob Hemley, a First Amendment attorney in Burlington who read the lyrics o f Smith’s song, says chances are slim he would be indicted for them. If he were, Smith would have a strong defense, Hemley believes. “To me, it looks clear from the context — and you’re supposed to look at context — that this was not a serious threat,” he says. “This was hyperbole and just intended to express a point o f view about the current political leadership.” Needless to say, some threats against the presi dent, vice president or other Secret Service “pro tectees” are real, and the Secret Service has a duty . to investigate every one. Kirk, who oversees all Secret Service activities in Vermont, says he con ducts face-to-face interviews like the one with Smith and Kitchin at least once a month. Beyond that, Service officials won’t comment on how many threats the president receives each year. In fact, they say next to nothing about protective methods or investigative tactics. That said, the Secret Service has a written policy emphasizing that it “does not desire or solicit infor mation pertaining to individuals or groups express ing legitimate criticism of, or political opposition

to, the policies and decisions o f the government or government officials.” Despite those assurances, stories like Smith’s can be troubling to civil libertarians, especially when they occur at a time in which civil rights are being eroded in the name o f national security. Ben Scotch, executive director o f the American Civil Liberties Union Vermont chapter, says federal agents need to exercise extreme caution when inves tigating complaints that fall within the purview o f legitimate free speech. “ It is intimidating enough to hear from the Secret Service, and I would say with the times we now live in, it might feel particularly intimidating,” he says. Unfamiliar with Smith’s case, Scotch speaks only in general terms. “The danger o f converting a com ment on the president’s conduct in office into a threat is a very considerable danger,” he says. “In countries other than this, the way the government exercises control is to lower the bar and keep lower ing that bar until any criticism o f the leader is con sidered a threat. And once that bar is lowered, it’s very hard to get it back up again.” As “KA Live” airs for the first time since Smith was visited by the feds, the show opens with several minutes o f electronic music playing over a black screen. The words “KA LIV E” dissolve into the words “IM PEACH B U SH .” As the titles fade, Smith and Kitchin, both dressed in black, are seat ed at microphones and an engineer’s console. With no formal introduction, they begin taking phone calls from viewers. The sound quality is poor and several callers complain they can’t hear the show — until a station technician enters the studio and shows them how to operate the controls. Over the next hour the couple takes a dozen or so phone calls on topics ranging from definitions o f ter rorism to U V M ’s first appearance in the NCAA bas ketball tournament. One caller admits he’s home smoking pot, then cuts the conversation short. “Hey, man, gotta run,” he says. “My mom is coming upstairs and I’ve got to freshen up the room a bit.” Smith makes a few wisecracks about the Secret Service agents — “I thought it was Inspector Gadget or something” — but otherwise is coolly indifferent about his recent run-in with the law. The following day, Smith still sounds unper turbed. He says he’s not afraid o f the Secret Service and has no plans to pull his C D from the shelves at Borders in Burlington. But Kitchin sounds more uneasy about Big Brother watching them. “We kind o f backed off. We didn’t know what we could say,” she admits, referring to the show. “We didn’t want to go too far because they said they’d come back and get h im ... and next time it wouldn’t be pretty.” ®

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hit closer — the Pentagon. As we evacu ated the building and the city that morn ing, stuck in the gridlock that terror had created, I quickly learned what we now hold to be evident about working on Capitol Hill: Escaping isn’t easy. There is no guarantee in the city’s evacuation plan.

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We realize that even the best-laid plans can dissolve in an actual attack. Truth is, w e’d probably all just run. chine guns tucked next to their ribs. That happened one night last week, just after the war on Iraq began. Capitol police are a familiar — and normally comforting — sight, but those stocky black guns hadn’t been part o f the daily routine until now. Denizens o f Capitol Hill have been a bit edgy lately. “Panicked” is too strong a word, but “unsettled” might be under stating the mood. We try not to let the thought surface too often, but readiness for a potential terrorist attack has be come threaded into our routine. As we dress each morning, we wonder what the day will bring. I’ve become less inclined to wear shoes that I couldn’t run in. Riding the Metro last week, I saw a new poster that read, “Don’t Fear Ter rorism, Fight Terrorism.” The poster offered sage advice: If you see someone leave a package, politely bring it to their attention. And call Metro police if you see anyone who looks suspicious. I laughed out loud. Imagine — a suspi cious-looking person on a subway car? Being vigilant grows tiresome. As I got off the Metro at Union Station, I stopped to admire a solidly built blond Lab. I reached to pet it before I saw that the dog’s handler was in uniform. The Lab sniffs for bombs, and the man wasn’t much interested in my admiration. It was clear that we wouldn’t be swapping pet stories. On the two-block walk to the Dirksen Senate Office Building, the Capitol dome looms boldly. The day I stop admiring this scenery is the day I leave Washington. It is so magnificent, that dom e... and such a magnificent target.

I can't draw h istorical com parison s about working on Capitol Hill pre- and post-9/11. I checked in to my new job as Sen. James Jeffords’ press secretary at 8:30 a.m. on Sept. 11, 2001. Ten min utes later, the introductions were cut short as we gathered around the televi sions and watched the World Trade Center burn. An hour later, the horror

We saw the potential for chaos again last week, when a North Carolina tobac co farmer, despondent over his losses, drove his John Deere into a pond off Constitution Avenue, two blocks from the White House. He claimed to have explosives, and the ensuing standoff with police screwed up morning and evening commutes for nearly three days. The episode also said something about the way our view o f terrorism had changed. Two years ago “Tractor M an,” as he became known, would have been considered a true threat, the lead story on the nightly news. But last week, he was relegated to the local traffic report. People joked that if the police didn’t kill him, the commuters would. He surren dered. Every Senate office has an emergency evacuation plan. We rehearsed ours sev eral times after Sept. 11, and we’ve reviewed it again at recent staff meetings. Plan A has us meeting in a Senate park ing lot near our building; if that fails, Plan B has us walking three blocks east and gathering outside a certain restau rant. We’re a tight staff, and the idea is to make sure everyone is safe. We realize, however, that even the best-laid plans can dissolve in an actual attack. Truth is, we’d probably all just run. Those who are parents will run towards day-care centers. I’m not sure in what direction I’d flee, but I always keep my running shoes under my desk. And when I jog my usual four-mile route at lunch, down the Mall to the Lincoln Memorial and back, I can’t help envi sioning that path swarming with thou sands o f desperate evacuees. My latest plan actually has me riding my way out o f the city — on two wheels. I believe a bicycle will be the best mode o f transport and, since the Tractor Man incident, I’ve been keeping my trusty old Cannondale in the Senate garage. A colleague pointed out that the intersections might prove tricky — those escape hoods don’t offer much peripheral vision. But I think I can cover some good ground in 45 minutes. ®

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Last Saturday m orning I was flum m oxed. I was going to the big peace demonstration down town, organized by the Burlington Anti-War Coalition, and I didn’t know what to put on my sign. I thought for a long time and simply could not reduce my chaotic feelings to a slogan on a placard — even a double-sided one. For starters, the war ii> Iraq had already begun, and there obviously wouldn’t be any pulling out “before the job was done,” even if the president gave a damn what we-the-people said. Still, “Give peace a chance next time” didn’t cut it. Then there was the matter o f supporting the troops. The people risking their lives. This inva sion is not their fault, and they don’t need me to tell them “War is hell.” Like thousands o f other young Vietnam War protestors three decades ago, I reviled the soldiers for being there — a logic akin to shooting the messenger. Unthinkingly, we helped create a generation o f broken, embittered vets who were robbed o f their honor along with, sometimes, limbs or brain cells. That is, if they didn’t come home in a body bag. I was determined not to show such disrespect again. But “Love the troops, hate the war”? N ot quite right. My thoughts turned to my father, a decorated war hero who saw combat in Europe and Korea, and who spent the rest o f his life Stateside trying to drown those memories in alcohol. I’ll never for get the look on his face when he would watch old World War II movies on television, eyes burning. He felt guilty for being alive. I recalled the day he saw me wearing an Iron Cross, which, inexplica bly, was briefly fashionable as jewelry in the early 7 0 s. He nearly ripped it o ff my neck, enraged and appalled that I didn’t even know its association with the German military. More than anything, his emotion taught me the power o f symbols — and the weight o f history. All the more reason to choose my message carefully. How to express, on the equivalent o f a bumper sticker, that I: honor the troops; acknowledge that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant but question his ties to terrorists; have compassion for the Iraqi people; think the military budget is obscene and Bush’s domestic policies deplorable; love my country; believe that dissent is patriotic; revere civil liber ties; value diplomacy; choose peace; and dislike the knee-jerk dehumanization of, well, anyone who disagrees? Oh, and I still like France. T hat’s a tall order for a placard. I needed a Bread-and-Puppetsized laundry list. In the end, I decided to not bring a sign at all.

Instead, I roamed the rally at City Hall Park writ ing down other people’s slogans in my reporter’s notebook. My favorite was held by an angeliclooking, towheaded 6-year-old from Waterville, Sabin Bonnet: “Bush should be in time-out.” Though it was probably.penned by Sabin’s mom, the simple declarative sentence had that out-ofthe-mouths-of-babes clarity and freshness the cyni cal messages o f grownups so often lack. Case in point: “BAWC Says Suck Our Cock” was mystifying, more pornographic than peaceful. Another equally tasteless slogan caused one nearby grade-schooler to ask, “Mommy, what’s a mother fucker?” I didn’t hear the explanation. “War Leaves Every Child Behind” and “Let’s Make War Obsolete” were more to the point. Some demonstrators, o f course, wrapped their barbs in humor: “Bush League Diplomacy,” “I Asked for Universal Health Care and All I Got Was This Lousy Stealth Bomber.” Others settled for no-nonsense buttons: “Vermonters for Peace,” “Patriots for Peace” and the trusty old peace sym bol itself. Marching to Battery Park, I was positioned between a group o f chanters and an exuberant, ragtag band that made me wish I hadn’t given up the tuba. I scribbled indecipherable notes and sort ed through my thoughts along the way. A twen tysomething friend, attending his first-ever peace demonstration, asked me how it compared to those o f the Vietnam era. That war was longer, the body count far higher, I told him. We were angri er, more desperate, more violent. This war is dif ferent politically and tactically, but it also has pro voked outrage from America’s friends and enemies alike. Along with everyone else, I prayed it would n’t escalate. At the intersection o f Battery and Pearl, a woman with a megaphone was barking out an unexpected choice: Go to the park for the second, scheduled rally, or turn left and keep marching. In confusion, some demonstrators splintered away. I’m certain some o f them didn’t even know this com prised the civil disobedience part o f the program — Battery Street was not on the permitted parade route. That surprise cleft diffused the energy o f the march, which had otherwise been well orchestrated. To me, it was an almost laughably literal illustration o f how the Left always gets divided. Suddenly I didn’t care to hear any more speak ers. I turned back toward Church Street to find a cup o f tea. That’s when I saw the sign that suc cinctly resolved my earlier dilemma: “I support the troops and peace.” Eschewing clever wordplay, the message was straightforward — and straight from the heart. ®

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W ED ,26 :: huriington area IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PINE ST. JAZZ W/JOHANNA LAWRENCE, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. SONNY & PERLEY (international cabaret), Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC. LAST N IGH TS JOY (Irish), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (jazz). Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. TRIPLE THREAT D JS APOLLO, SHORTKUT & VINROC (tumtablism), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $10/12. ZOX, THE GRIFT (jam-rock). Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. COLLEGE NIGHT (all-request DJ), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m. D J RHINO (hip-hop/reggae/r&b), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $7/NC. 18+ OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza 8i Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.PTs Pub, 9 p.m. NC. D JS ELLIOTT & CHIA (downtempo beats). Waiting Room, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, The Pour House, 9 p.m. NC. SHAKE IT W /D J BRIDGE & SCOTTIE (hip-hop). The Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. 0X 0N 0ISE & FRIENDS (rock), Rozzi's, 7 p.m. NC.

cham piain valley LADIES' NIGHT KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL GERAMIA (acoustic blues). Good Times Cafe, 8 p.m. $10

:: central HOUSE JAM, Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Fan's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/ABBY, Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. MERCER BURNS (acousta-funk-reggae). The Brewski, 5 p.m. NC.

;; southern OPEN MIKE W /JOEL CAGE, Middle Earth Music H alt 8 p.m. NC.

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Jamie Masefield and company once again cross the bridge between jazz and jam. Jungle Tango, their fifth release, is a mostly uptempo collection of crack ling drum 'n' bass, head-bobbing grooves and Masefield's manic mandolin work. This Saturday, JMP bring their mesmerizing live show to Higher Ground. Ultra-hip post-rock experimentalists The Mobius Band open.

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OPEN JAM W/ELIZA'S MISERY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ TOO-MUCH (dance), Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Two Brothers Tavern, 4 p.m. NC. OPEN JAM (blues/funk/rock), Ashley's, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: buriington area EAMES BROS., PANSENSICAL PAR LOUR (blues, eclectic), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. BOUND (fetish party), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. THE HUBCATS (folk/bluegrass), Starbucks, 6 p.m. NC. LIVE DJ, Ri R3 Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SALAD DAYS (pop-rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. LED L 0 /C 0 , SUPER 8 (rock 'n' roll), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. MIKE DOUGHTY (alt-pop; Soul Coughing front man), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $10/12, followed by METRO W/NIGEL RICHARDS, JEFF HOWELL (techno/ house DJs), 10 p.m. $10. GIVEN (rock), Nectaris, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT D J, Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $3. FUSION (hip-hop/reggae/dance; DJs Robbie J. & Toxic), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

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northern OPEN MIKE, Kept Writer, 7 p.m. Donations. AA LADIES' NIGHT (DJ), G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE CONTEST, The Brewski, 9 p.m. NC. SETH YAC0V0NE (solo blues), Lion's Den Pub, 9 p.m. NC. RAISIN HILL (groove-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Montpelier Community Coffee House, Rhapsody Main Street, 7 p.m. Donations. HONKYTONK HEAVEN W/STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS & BILL KIRCHEN (honkytonk rockabilly), Vermont College Chapel, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5. TNT KARAOKE, Farr's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. TOAST (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

central TNT KARAOKE, Farr's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. 53-5. LEFT EYE JUMP (blues), Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC. ALLISON MANN (jazz), J. Morgan's,

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Good T im es C afe, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. G Stop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777. H alvorson's U p stre e t C afe, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. H ector's, 1 Lawson Ln., Burlington, 862-6900. H enry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. i H igh er Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888, | The H ungry Lion, 1145 Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5848. 1 J . M organ's at C apitol P laza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 1 223-5252. J.P .'s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. The K ept W riter, 5 Lake St., St. Albans, 527-6242. K in cad e's, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-4649. L e u n ig 's, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln In n L ou n ge, 4 Park St., Essex Jet., 878-3309. L ion 's Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Mad M ountain T avern , Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Mad R iver U n p lu gg ed a t V alley P lay ers T h eater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. M an hattan P izza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. M atterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. M cDonough's, Upper Bridge Street, Plattsburgh, 518-566-8126. M illennium N ightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. M iddle E arth M usic H all, Bradford, 222-4748. 1 Main St., W inooski, 654-8888 Mr. M ike's, 206 Main St., Burlington, 864-0072. The big ge st and baddest of lo c a l clubs, H igher Ground The M onkey H ouse, 30 Main S t , Winooski, 655-4563. has been bringing da noise to the B u rlin g to n area for M onopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy W aters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. fiv e years. Located across the river in downtown N ectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. W inooski, th e Ground nets some of the largest names 135 P earl St., Burlington, 863-2343. in music, and hosts ple nty of lo c a l gigs, dance nigh ts Otter C reek Tavern , 35 Green St., Vergennes, 877-3667. and private parties as w ell. Everything from jam to P arim a, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. ja zz, hip-hop to alt-rock, comes to the club. Most gigs P ickle B arrel N ightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. The P our H ouse, 1900 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-3653. are 18+, but o cca sio n a lly an all-ages show gives the Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. kiddies a n ig h t out. Sm oking is allow ed, except on R adio B ean , 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. se le ct nights. For calendar and in fo , v is it w w w .higher R asp u tin 's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. groundm usic.com . Red Sq u are, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. R ipton C om m unity C offee H ouse, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Ri Ra Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. R ozzi's L ak e sh o re Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., A n gela's Pub, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-6936. Colchester, 863-2342. A shley's, Merchant's Row, Randolph, 728-9182. R uben Ja m e s , 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. B ac k stag e Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jet., 878-5494. R u sty N ail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. B an an a W inds C afe & Pub, Town Market Place, Susie Wilson Sam i's H arm ony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Rd., Essex Jet., 879-0752. Sh-N a-N a's, 101 Main St., Burlington, 865-2596. B ay sid e P avilion , 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. St. Jo h n 's Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Boon y's Grille, Rt. 236, Franklin, 933-4569. Starb u ck s, Burlington Town Center, Burlington, 651-9844. B ord ers B ooks & M usic, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Stow eh of In n , Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. The B rew sk i, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. Sw eetw aters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. C am bridge C offeeh ou se, Dinner's Dunn Restaurant, A T aste o f D ixie, 22 Main St., Winooski, 655-7977. Jeffersonville, 644-5721. Three M ountain Lod ge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. C apitol G rounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. T rack sid e Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. C harlie 0 's, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. T rin ity Church, 137 Main, Montpelier, 229-9158. Chow! B ella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Two B ro th ers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. City L im its, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. 242 M ain, Burlington, 862-2244. Club M etronom e, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. U p per Deck Pub a t th e W indjam m er, 1076 Williston Rd., Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000. S. Burlington, 862-6585. E d gew ater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. V erm ont Pub & Brew ery, 144 College, Burlington, 865-0500. F arr's R oad h ou se, Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-4053. The V illage Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730. Flynn C enter/Flynn Space, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. The W aiting Room , 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455. The F ish , Rt. 12, Northfield Falls, 485-75P77. 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:: northern DJ TOBY YERRY (dance/requests), G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. BAD HORSEY (rock), Bayside Pavilion, 9 p.m. $4. DISTANT RELATIVES (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. THE FU N K EL BERRIES (funk), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5. LIVE MUSIC, Lion's Den Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

:: southern FIGHTING GRAVITY (modem-rock), Pickle Barrel, 10 p.m. $8. 18+ KAR EN SAVOCA, RICHARD JU LIEN (contemporary folk), Middle Earth Music Hall, 9 p.m. $12.60.

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GOT FUNK? :: C alifornia quartet Particle have been ripping up the States w ith th e ir ja zzy e lectro -fu n k sets. Described by some as "spa ce -porn," th e ir m usic com bines trip p y atm ospherics w ith grow ling bass and catchy hooks to create one o f the m ost danceable sounds on the jam circ u it. Renowned fo r m arathon gigs, th is band can rock you a ll n ig h t long. Monday, Particle get down at H igher Ground. Local liv e electronica stars Concentric open.

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N.I.M.B.Y. (jazz), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by RUSSELL WOLF BAND (rock), 9 p.m. NC. TASTE W/CRAIG MITCHELL (tribal house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. BIG SPIKE BLUEGRASS, Starbucks, 2 p.m. NC. JONATHAN NEW ELL BAND (rock), Ri R3 Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DREAM LAND (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. B A B A L00! (punk mambo), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. FLYING LESSONS, THE LESIONS (alt-rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. RETRONOME ('70s-'80s DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. TOP HAT DJ, Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $3. CLUB M IXX (hip-hop/house; DJs Irie & Frostee), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. CHUCHO VALDES W/JOE LOVANO (jazz), Flynn Center, 8 p.m. $34/27. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LEFT EYE JU M P (blues), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. THE N ATURALS (r&b/swing), Henry's Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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1. John Mayer — Room fo r Squares 2. Evanescence — Fallen 3. Allman Bros. Band — H ittin ' the Note 4. WASP — Last Command 5. Kingdom Come — Millennium Collection 6. Rory Gallagher — Wheels Within Wheels 7. Daniel O'Donnell — Live, Laugh, Love 8. Jim i Hendrix — Best o f 9. Biohazard — K ill or Be Killed 10. Rob Zombie — H ellbilly Deluxe

1. Coldplay — A Rush o f Blood to the Head 2. Ani DiFranco — Evolve 3. Chicago — Original Cast Recording 4. Dixie Chicks — Home 5. Various Artists — Chicago Soundtrack 6. Eva Cassidy/Chuck Brown — Other Side 7. Alison Krauss & Union Station — Live 8. Paul Asbell — Steel String Americana 9. Norah Jones — Come Away With Me 10. Youssou N'Dour — Nothing in Vain

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LAMONT SMOOTH (jam-rock). Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. FREESTYLE (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC/$7. 18+ KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

DISTANT RELATIVES (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE BAND (the real deal), The Brewski, 5 p.m. NC. LEON TUBBS (funk-jazz), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5. THE DANNY COURY & BOB WAGNER SHOW (rock), Lion's Den Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

WILL DANFORTH (singer-songwriter), Monkton House Concert, 5 p.m. $12. Call 453-3795 for reservations. FRED BARNES (jazz piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 5 p.m. NC.

FIGHTING GRAVITY (modern rock), Pickle Barrel, 10 p.m. $8. 18+ NEW NILE ORCHESTRA (world-groove). Middle Earth Music Hall, 9 p.m. $12.60.

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r e v ie w th i MUS-OK, MUS-OK (Self-released, CD) B rain child o f form er UVMer Benjam in Pacheco and fellow Boston resident Jo h n Ignaz, mus-ok make laid-back, organic, downtem po laptop com positions. Grooving along in the same u ltra -c h ill vein as Scottish recluses Boards of Canada, musok's eponym ous debut is a c o lle ctio n of m asterfully produced electronica. Clocking in a t ju s t over 20 m inutes, the record is ta n ta liz in g ly short. Yet, mus-ok sa crifice qu a n tity for quality, making each m inute come as close as possible to b lissfu l m elancholic perfection. The firs t track — a ll are u n title d — pits strummed acoustic guitars ag ain st lu llin g tugs of bass and otherw orld ly synths. Elsewhere, tracks rumble by w ith clum sy drums, flu tte rs o f live instrum e nta tion and subtle m elodies. An added bonus is the slip case cover, designed to look like an oversized flo p p y disc. An excelle nt firs t release. V is it www.mus-ok.com for info.

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E_0, LACUNA (Icebox Records, 3-inch CD) B urlington's Icebox Records co ntinues its m onthly 3-inch CD series w ith another dreamy, beau

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drive/You calculate the tim e I w ait o utsid e." R eciting the lines, Olsen's p la in tive vocals are fille d w ith a desperate m elancholy. and re p etitiv e bass line. Into the m ix fly a mass o f sam pled conversations and found sounds,

trasts the sound of a typ e w riter ag ainst fem ale vocals and

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sim ply picked acou stic guitars. "B lood Baby," and "V ikin g

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Christmas,**two A lvarius tunes, are turned from bleak

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The Shoal's "D in g ." First off, A lvarius B. recites the song as a

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CALL TO ARTISTS • The Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts invites visual artists in all media who live within 50 miles of Vermont to become Artist Members. Info and application, call 775-0356; due by April 30. • The Flynndog is seeking "Alternative Fortunes" for inclusion in handmade fortune cookies, to be included in the "wOrd wOrks" exhibit opening April 11. Fortune must be legible on a 1-by7-inch paper. Send by April 4 to Alice Eckles, 406 Colchester Ave., Burling ton, VT 05401 or aeckles@pshift.com. • The annual juried fall show "Envisioned in a Pastoral Setting" seeks local and regional artists in many media. For entry form and requirements, call 985-8686, or download from www.shel burnefarms.org. Deadline: May 30. • The Montpelier Downtown Community Association is seeking artists' designs for handpainted banners to hang from lampposts downtown and brighten the city. Info, Ray Brown at the Drawing Board, 223-2902. Deadline: March 31. • Donations are needed for the fourth annuatTools' Gold Artists' Fund Benefit Art Auction April 1. Drop donations at Burlington City Arts or call 658-7458 or 863-4649.

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ARTWORK Detail of "A ero," by Kate Davis

urlington’s Doll-Anstadt Gallery inau gurates its sixth year o f presenting high-quality contemporary art with an exhibit pairing paintings by Kate Davis with wall-mounted ceramic works by Thom as Marrinson. Davis is a former Vermonter now living in Stockton, New Jersey. She was “discov ered” in 1997 by the D-A when, still a student at the University o f Vermont, she had a show at the Daily Planet. Her current exhibition, entitled “A New Recollection,” demonstrates that her work has continued to grow both technically and conceptually. Davis explores layers o f reality and memory with layers o f paint, collage, photo transfer and stenciling. All 12 pieces in this show are 36 inches square, and her palette is almost always dominated by warm colors. Pale blues and greens complement

tangles and are overlaid with addition al elements. The word “starboard” is stenciled near the center o f the paint ing “Voyage,” and multiple images o f an ocean liner appear in the upper portions. It recollects the golden era o f passenger ships. Davis’ additive layers are always repainted and reworked to integrate them with Abstract Expres sionist passages. “Siren” is more painterly, but it too features a repeated collage. Four copies o f an early-20th-century female figure standing calf-deep in water are evenly spaced above a midpoint horizon line. Davis has painted an expanse o f red — water? blood? — below the horizon. Highlighted concentric circles appear like receding splashes in the red. Thomas Marrinson hails from Hinesburg. His half o f this show is apdy entided “Against a Wall,” and he also presents

Davis explores layers of reality and memory with layers of paint, collage, photo transfer and stenciling. crimson, yellow and orange. To vary values, Davis uses tonalities o f these hues, rather than unadulterated de grees o f black, white and gray. Davis’ paintings all have a composi tional foundation o f squares and rec

images constructed from arrayed multi ples. Each o f his 16 pieces comprises vaguely spherical ceramic objects arranged in straight rows on the gallery walls. Though they’re tighdy grouped, the indi vidual elements are hung separately.

“Sanguine” is a row o f nine brightcrimson potatoes. While they are high ly decorative and would look good in a kitchen, a surreal quality gives them an edgy presence. The “cheek to jowl” hanging provides a little tension between individual components, which are the same scale as actual spuds. Marrinson’s glazes are as important as his forms. “Ripe” is two rows o f eight bright-red apples, as shiny as if they were candied. He captures details in the skins, such as mottled yellow spots near the stems, just as he defines eyes in the potatoes. Marrinson’s constituent pieces are individually sculpted and hand-built rather than cast. With that in mind, his works are amazingly consistent. “Delft Venus” is a group o f 54 glossy, ethereal-blue spheres organized into a grid pattern. They are glazed in the approximate hue o f blue Delft pot tery and represent the more abstract side o f Marrinson’s work. While most o f his objects are naturalistic, not all are. “Habitation” is a row o f seven cartoonish, beehive forms glazed in a honey brown. Marrinson also produces colored eggs, seeds, shells and various nonspecific abstract forms. Spring has finally come, and with it a new season o f exhibitions at the Doll-Anstadt. Last year was a difficult one in which several local galleries closed. This exhibit demonstrates, per haps, why the D-A has persisted. ®

ANNE DAVEY: MFA Thesis exhibition of paintings. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351469. Artist's talk and reception March 27, 3-5 p.m. DAVID GARTEN & MARIE LAPRE GRABON: "Havana Is Calling You," photographs, and "Fetish Dolls for the 21st Century," dolls and sculptures, respectively. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Reception March 29, 5:30 p.m. D. CLARK DERBES: "Louisiana Flying Aquapi Invasion," wild paintings and soft sculpture. Radio Bean, Burlington, 862-4155. Reception April 1, 5-7 p.m.

TALKS/ EVENTS 'SCENES FROM THE LIFE OF ANDY WARHOL': a film by Jonas Mekas, in conjunction with the exhibit "Andy Warhol Work and Play." Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. March 26, 12:15 p.m. '1 9 4 8 AND AFTER: ISRAEL AND THE PALESTINIANS': a book discussion led by Benny Supernovich, in conjunc tion with the Helen Day Art Center

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exhibit "A Breeze From the Gardens of Persia." Stowe Free Library, 253-8358. March 26, 7 p.m. WORK INTO PLAY: ANDY WARHOL'S INTERVIEWS: Reva Wolf, an art histo ry prof from SUNY New Paltz, lectures on Warhol film interviews; includes screening. Fleming Museum, Burling ton, 656-0750. March 30, 2 p.m. KRISTIN HUMBARGAR: The artist pres ents a gallery talk about her current video projections and installation at the Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 8657166. April 2, noon - 1 p.m. For art workshops and instruction, see “classes" in Section B.

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SAVING FACES Theartworldhasdoneits besttohelptransformathrow-awaycultureinto onethat values recyclingandreusing—anentiregenrehassprungupthattransforms"found" materi alsintoobjetsd'art. PhotographerJohnWillishastakenadifferenttack, discoveringserendipitous beautyintherecyclingprocessitself. TheMarlboroCollegeprofdisplays hismost recent project, "RecycledRealities,"at UVM 'sFrancisColburnGallery, photographsthat documentthestackingof baled paperreadytobeprocessed. WritesWillis, "It is magical howthejuxtapositionofimagerypresents individual andcultural voicesofthepast, whispering, callingout, validatingbothwonderful andsad memories."Pictured: "RecycledRealities#32."

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KENYON A FULLER: "Seasons," oil on canvas. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through April 30. MICHAEL HEENEY & MATTHEW THORSEN: photographs. Red Square, Burling ton, 859-8909. Through April 28. FROZEN IN MOTION: A CHRONOPHOBIC STUDY: an exhibit presented by the Art of Photography and Natural Photography Programs. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. March 26 April 11. JOHN WILLIS: "Recycled Realities," an exhibit using photography and recy cled paper. Francis Colburn Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 656-2014. Through April 4. MICHAEL BROWN: paintings, drawings and prints. Lineage Gallery, Burling ton, 862-7766. Through March 30. KRISTIN HUMBARGAR: "Epic Moments," video projections and installation. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through April 20. MONICA DIGIOVANNI: abstract oil paintings on gessoed watercolor paper. Kolvoord Community Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 655-1733. Through March 29.

AMBER SULICK: black-and-white pho tography. Radio Bean, Burlington, 658-3790. Through March. ART OF WAR: expressions of war through poetry, painting, cartoons and photog raphy by students of the University of. Vermont. Cyber Cafe, Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 656-3545. Through April 8. DON DICKSON: "Track of the Circ," pho tographs documenting the landscape of the proposed Circ Highway, and fea tures along the existing Circ in Essex. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Through March. JAY COSTELLO: 'The Small Picture," photography. Airport Gallery, Burling ton International Airport, 879-4222. Through April. KATE DAVIS 8t THOMAS MARRINSON: new paintings and ceramic wall work, respectively. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through March. MICHAEL SMITH: "Farewell to Dolly, et cetera," paintings. Union Station Gallery, Burlington, 864-1557. Through March. ED OWRE: "The Glory- and the Power (with apologies to Graham Greene)," mixed-media installation. One Wall Gallery, Seven Days, Burlington, 864-5684. Ongoing. ELI PIMENTEL: "Immersed," figurative and landscape paintings by the Vene zuelan artist. Phoenix Gallery, Burling ton, 863-9400. Through March 30. NAKKI GORANIN: "Drawn to the Light," photobo.oth images and other histori cal photographs. Pickering Room; DONNA BISTER: "A Certain Slant of Light," color photos, Fletcher Room; and MEGAN FLAHERTY: "Art to Save the Air," sculpture made of used car mufflers, third floor. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through March. KERRY 0. FURLANI: "Works on Paper and Slate," charcoal drawings, pastels and carvings on slate. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 865-6227. Through March 30.

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HELLO, DOLLY Burlingtonartist Michael Smithisn't sheepishabout expressinghisviewsabout theclonedversion. Hisexhibit "Farewell Dolly, etc.," currentlyat UnionStation, comprisesnumerouspaintingsinacryliconcanva^, and inSmith'ssignaturechildlikestyle. Hissmoothbrushstrokesof bright pastel colors arebalancedwithtexturesachievedbypaintingoverlace, thenpeelingit back.. Thisfeelingof dualityextendstohisimages: Nearlyall these pieces comment on themodern"construction" of lifebypairingobjects bothnatural andmanmade. Pictured: "Farewell Dolly." P H O TO : M ATTHEW T H O R S E N architect Adam Kalkin and decorated by Albert Hadley. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348. Through October.

BRIAN D. COHEN, DAVID CURCIO, DAVIS TE SELLE: "The Printed Landscape," works on paper. Print Studio 250, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 2nd floor. Burlington, 8657166. Through April 4. PARKER CROFT: "Time for One World," a public-art installation of clocks. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through April. ANDY WARHOL WORK AND PLAY: paintings, prints and drawings, 19481984, by the Pop artist, along with photographs and films, through June 8. Also, SAN FRANCISCO ROCK POSTERS: the donated collection of Burlington residents Stephen and Trudi Cohen, from concerts at the Fillmore West and Avalon Ballroom, 1966-67. One set through April 13; another April 15 - July 13. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. SOPHIE QUEST: "Tales of the 21st Century," acrylic paintings. Boardroom Cafe, Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 860-2700. Through April. LISA M. DIVOLL-PAINTER: "Equine Images," works in acrylic. The Horse Works, Williston, 879-8935. Through March.

MODERN MONGOLIA: RECLAIMING GENGHIS KHAN: costumes, artifacts, ger (home) replicas and other exhibits examine the legacy of the 13th-centu ry conqueror, through April 6. Also, seven Hudson River School landscapes on loan from the St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, Cerf Gallery, through sum mer. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-3169. WORK FIRST, THEN PLAY: an exhibit about leisure life in 19th-century Vermont, featuring art, documents and artifacts from the permanent collec tion. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middle bury, 388-2117. Through March.

::oentrai JANET MACLEOD: recent paintings. Thrush Tavern, Montpelier, 223-2030. Through mid-April. SUSANNAH KISS & CYNTHIA PETER SON: "Color and Thread," fiber art and paintings. The Book Garden, Mont pelier, 223-2824. Through May 5. TRASHFORMATIONS: a group exhibit using recycled material to create art. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Through April 13.

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DON HANSON: "The Avian SeriesDamaged Beauty," mixed-media works on paper. Supreme Court Lobby, Mont pelier, 828-4784. Through April 25. THE IMAGE OF VERMONT AGRICUL TURE: works in various media by 10 Vermont artists. City Center, Mont pelier, 257-5181. Through April 4. MY WORLD: a youth photography exhibit featuring works by central Vermont elementary and high school students, through March 29. Also, TERRY ALLEN: "Baghdad, Iraq-January 2003," photographs, through March. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. EXPLORING PASTEL & OILS: artworks by the students of Joy Huckins-Noss. Colomb's Country Cafe, Barre, 4797069. Through March 29. UNIQUE MULTIPLES: monotypes by Polly Cassel, Liz Chalfin, Judith Bowerman, Jennifer Hirshhorn, Anita Hunt, Sandy Hartley and Martha Manning. Also, MARK IWINSKI: "Cosmonopetry Too," sculpture and woodblock prints. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8288743. Through April 27. ELOISE BEIL, GERALD GATSKI, JANET KILBURN, KATHERINE MCCABE: oil paintings and sculpture. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 775-0356. Through March 30. KENNETH P. OCHAB: landscape oil paintings, and works by other Vermont

artists. Goldleaf Gallery, Waitsfield, 279-3824. Ongoing.

GAYLEEN AIKEN: o il paintings, works on paper and cardboard cutouts. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 4726857. Through May 22. JOSHUA GIVENS: o il and acrylic paint ings. Kept Writer Bookshop & Cafe, St. Albans, 527-6242. Through March. GARY ECKHART, JULIE Y. BAKER ALBRIGHT, STEVE ST0LTE: realist paintings. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through March. EUNICE KINSEY: "The Way Home, Paintings of Two Generations of a Vermont Farm Family," watercolors and written recollections. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372. Through June 8. A BREEZE FROM THE GARDENS OF PERSIA: 80 new works by 54 Iranian artists, from the Tehran Museum of Contemporary Art. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through March 29. GRACE COMMUNITY WORKSHOP EXHIBIT: More than 24 artists from two workshops of the Grass Roots and Community Effort show the fruits of their labors. Old Firehouse Gallery, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through March 30.

ART FROM THE SCHOOLS: Local stu dents contribute works in this annual exhibition. Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through April 1. PETER MAX: "Max on Music," featuring a number of the artist's portraits of rock greats, Grammy works and other musicrelated pieces. The Art of Peter Max — Colors of a Better World, Manchester Village, 366-8181. Ongoing.

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I T H E DUD ZONE Freem an stars in th e la te st from Lawrence K asdan, an exercise in recycled sillin e ss

t’s obvious who the target audience for this film was: people who’ve never been to a Stephen King movie and want to see what they’ve been missing. Less a coherent piece o f freestanding cinema than a greatest-hits grab bag o f the authors signature themes and obsessions, Dreamcatcher is certain to come o ff as recycled silliness to virtu ally anyone else. Something undeniably strange hap pens here. Its not, however, what hap pens when four young friends who seem to have wandered out o f Stand By M e rescue a mentally handicapped boy from the clutches o f small-town bullies. It goes without saying the grateful lad possesses otherworldly powers such as those possessed by characters in The Shining, Carrie and The D ead Zone. As his way o f saying thanks, the boy bestows some o f those powers on the G ood Samaritans. And it isn’t what happens 20 years later, when the four guys get together for their annual hunting trip in the Maine woods. Just as in Storm o f the Century, a massive blizzard descends and augurs an evil visitation. In this case, it first takes the form o f a lost and dazed hunter who staggers to the men’s cabin. His face is marked with expanding red splotches and his belly appears to contain ominous, vaguely volcanic activity. The grossest alien invasion in film history is launched moments later. So as not to spoil the magic

moment for you, let’s just say the four friends are shocked to find their guest sitting lifelessly upon their commode and the contents o f said fixture posing an imminent, incredibly smelly threat to humankind. Where’s that Tidy Bowl guy when you really need him? Meanwhile, two o f the pals careen off a snowy mountain road, just like James Caan did in Misery. Unfor tunately for them, they run into some thing even scarier than Kathy Bates on their way back to the cabin. One by one, the friends are confronted by excellent C G I fanged, eel-type crea tures. A couple even bump into tall, unpleasant spacemen. Just when you think the picture couldn’t get more all-over-the-place, Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore swoop down in attack choppers as the advance wave o f an operation con ducted by a shadowy government unit. You know, like the unit that pur sues a telepathic Anthony Hopkins in Hearts in Atlantis. Their mission, we learn, is to con tain the population exposed to these aliens. The bugaboo is that one o f the invaders takes control o f one o f our campers and uses him to elude cap ture. A Green M ile-style miracle is needed, and a surviving friend realizes that only one person on the planet has the power to prevent Armageddon. Yup, the little mentally handicapped kid, who’s now a little mentally handi capped middle-aged man. The balance

o f the movie consists o f a race against the clock to apprehend the alien before it can wipe out Life As We Know It and to cram in as many refer ences as possible to other King works (It, The Stand, Thinner, etc.) before the closing credits roll. N o, the really strange thing about Dreamcatcher isn’t all the people with paranormal powers, the sifpernaturally bad weather or even those deadly stools from space. W hat’s truly weird is the fact that the whole sloppy, pointless, predictable mess was direct ed by Lawrence Kasdan. Those o f you whose minds haven’t been taken over by aliens will remember him as the filmmaker responsible for highly regarded tides like The Big Chill, Silverado, Body H eat and Grand Canyon. Unless the real Lawrence Kasdan is lying in a pod somewhere, there would seem to be no explanation for his latest film’s singular lack o f dis tinction. To be fair, the story is more than just a wholesale ransacking o f previous King creations. It steals from lots o f other peoples’ work too. Echoes o f Invasion o f the Body Snatchers, Alien and even A Prayer For Owen Meany (adapt ed for the screen under the title Simon Birch) are glaringly apparent. In fact, Kasdan’s film borrows from so many lively, highly imaginative sources, you might make the assumption that it couldn’t help but be loads o f fun. Dream on. ®

BASIC Someone stop him. John Travolta's back with yet another guaranteed-totank formula test. This time he's a rogue DEA agent on the trail of the truth behind the disappearance of four elite Army commandos. Samuel L. Jackson and Connie Nielsen costar. John (Rollerball) McTiernan directs. (R) THE CORE Hillary Swank and Bruce Greenwood play astronauts who pilot a one-of-a-kind craft through inner space in a desperate effort to reacti vate the Earth's core, which inexplica bly has stopped rotating. With Aaron Eckhart and Stanley Tucci. Directed by Jon Amiel. (PG-13) 2 0 0 3 GREEN MOUNTAIN FILM FESTI VAL March goes out like a big-screen bonanza thanks to the organizers of the 6th annual GMFF, which features selections from around the globe. The festival concludes this weekend in Montpelier. See calendar. Section B, for film times. HEAD OF STATE Chris Rock cowrote, directed and stars in this comedy about a small-time alderman unex pectedly recruited as his party's Presidential nominee. With Bernie Mac and Dylan Baker. (PG-13) NOSEY PARKER The latest from home grown filmmaker John (Man With a Plan) O'Brien tells the story of a cou ple who move to rural Vermont to build their dream home and wind up building an unlikely friendship with a nearby farmer. (NR) WHAT A GIRL WANTS Amanda Byrne stars in the saga of a teen who travels to London in search of the father she's never known and finds the love of her life in the process. Colin Firth costars. (PG)

SH O R TS ABOUT SCHMIDT★ ★ 1 / 2 Jack Nicholson stars in the latest from Alexander (Election) Payne, the saga of a retired and recently widowed insurance compa ny actuary who embarks on a journey of self-discovery in a 35-foot motor home: With Kathy Bates and Hope Davis. AGENT CODY B A N K S ^ l / 2 "Malcolm in the Middle'"s Frankie Muniz does the spy-kid thing in his big-screen action debut. (PG) BOAT T R I P ^ l / 2 Cuba Gooding Jr. and Horatio Sanz star in this comedy about two straight guys who sign on for a trip to the Caribbean hoping to find romance, only to find they've booked passage on an all-gay cruise by mistake. Will Ferrell and Artie Lange costar. (R) BOWLING FOR C O L U M B I N E ^ ^ In his latest documentary, Roger & Me director Michael Moore chats it up with a series of colorful and gun-loving char acters in his exploration of America's penchant for violence and firearms. (R) BRINGING DOWN THE H O U S E * ^ Steve Martin plays a conservative white attorney whose world view is turned upside-down by a black felon he meets on the Internet in the new

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ark April 25 on your calendar. That’s the day Merrill Jarvis expects to find out if the Nickelodeon, recently vacated by Hoyts, will be his. He’s currently in nego tiations with Pizzagalli Properties, the company that owns the building. If suc cessful, Jarvis plans “a facelift inside and out” — as well as a name change — for the downtown Burlington theater. He envisions booking a mix o f arthouse and foreign fare along with more cerebral mainstream releases. “It’s not a bang-bang, shoot-’em-up type o f place,” says Jarvis, who is president and C O O of the Merrill Theatre Corporation. Perhaps it’s a good omen that April 25 is also his birthday. Meanwhile, Jarvis is about to launch an innovative campaign in the local movie meccas he already operates. Ethan Allen Cinemas on North Avenue and Merrill’s Showcase on Williston Road are among seven theaters statewide slated to

Hilary Birmingham apparently be lieves that messages o f any kind should remain subtle. Her debut drama, Tully, is on the schedule Thursday and Saturday at the Green Mountain Film Festival in Montpelier. This is what Hollywood likes to call a “dirt” or “fly-over” project, meaning it takes place somewhere between Los Angeles and New York. The locale is a Nebraska farm, where a laconic father and his two twentysome thing sons have been struggling with soli tude since the apparent death o f their wife/mother 15 years earlier. They have trouble connecting emotionally with each other and with the townspeople, especial ly females, who care about them. Tully (Anson Mount) is a local Lothario, however. He loves ’em and leaves ’em with regularity. His womaniz ing is so entrenched that the lad doesn’t recognize the more salt-of-the-earth qual ities o f his neighbor Ella (Julianne

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Nicholson). This sounds sudsy, but Birmingham refrains from stating the obvious. Revelations don’t necessarily become enormous upheavals, and even less savory characters are treated with respect. As Ella says at one point, “Everyone counts.” Everyone really counts in James Nachtwey’s worldview. He is the subject o f War Photographer, which should resonate with those who feel more sorrow than “shock and awe” about the battle for Iraq. The 2001 documentary, at the festi val this Wednesday and Friday, profiles an American artist who has devoted him self to capturing images o f conflict. Nachtwey’s career spans more than two decades in hot spots like Nicaragua, Rwanda, South Africa, Kosovo and Palestine. When not covering wars, the Dartmouth College alum heads for impoverished countries such as Indonesia to turn his camera on the wretched o f the earth. Remarkably, this absorbing film by Christian Frei follows Nachtwey on many o f those harrowing journeys. A humanist with “a library o f suffering in his head,” as his former German lover observes, the shutterbug is seen dodging bullets and weeping from tear gas while getting his pictures. But unlike the gungho journalist “embeds” who have been traveling toward Baghdad with the U.S. military, Nachtwey refuses to glorify vio lence. “Photography can be a powerful ingredient in the antidote to war,” he says. “It can be a form o f protest.” ®

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comedy from The Wedding Planner director Adam Schankman. Queen Latifah costars. (PG-13) C H IC A G O ***1'2 Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones headline Rob Marshall's award-winning update of the 1975 Bob Fosse musical set against the backdrop of a jazz-age murder tria l The film earned six Oscars, including Best Picture. With Richard Gere and Queen Latifah. (PG-13) DAREDEVIL-**-1'2 Ben Affleck stars in Mark Steven's adaptation of the popular Marvel comic about a blind superhero who battles crime with his sexy girl friend. Jennifer Garner costars. (PG-13) D REAM CAICH ER** From The Big Chill director Lawrence Kasdan comes the story of a monster winter storm and the otherworldly force that lives inside it. Adapted from the best-selling novel by Stephen King. With Thomas Jane and Morgan Freeman. (R) HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF S E C R E T S * * * Everybody's favorite preteen wizard is back! This time around he reteams with old friends to rid his school of a new and mysterious menace. Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint star. Chris Columbus directs. (PG) THE H O U R S * * * * Oscar-winning Nicole Kidman plays the central role of Virginia Woolf in Stephen Daldry's multi-nominated adaptation of the 1998 novel by Michael Cunningham, which interweaves the stories of three women living in three different periods of history. With Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep and Ed Harris. (PG-13) HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 D A Y S ** Matthew (The Wedding Planner) McConaughey and Kate Hudson star in a bone headed romantic comedy about a dating experiment that backfires. (PG-13) THE H U N T E D ** Is there a more hotand-cold director than William Friedkin? For every Exorcist or French Connection, the guy's fumbled with a Jade or Deal of the Century. Something tells me this saga of a warfare instructor coming out of retirement to battle a former student who's become a renegade assassin is unlikely to join the list of the filmmak

er's classics. Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro star. (R) KANGAROO J A C K *1'2 Talk about count er-programming. While other films duke it out for critical honors, Warner Brothers corners the market on mind less nonsense with this. Jerry O'Connell and Anthony Anderson play Brooklyn buds forced to deliver mob money to a connection in Australia. One of them leaves the dough in his jacket when he places it on a kangaroo for a zany photo-op. Guess what hap pens? David McNally directs. (PG) LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWE R S * * * 1/2 Elijah Wood and Sean Astin are reteamed for the sequel to Peter Jackson's megahit. This time around, the two join forces to combat the evil doings of the nefarious Lord Sauron. Ian McKellen costars. (PG-13) OLD S C H O O L * * * Todd (Road Trip) Phillips directs Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson in this come dy about three fortysomething buds who decide to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house. (R) THE P I A N I S T * * * * Roman Polanski's lat est earned him an Oscar for Best Director. Star Adrian Body won Best Actor for his performance as a Polish musician who spends years eluding Nazi soldiers in Warsaw. Also starring Frank Finlay and Ed Stoppard. (R) PIGLET'S BIG M O V I E * * * Winnie-tHePooh's littlest pal gets his own big screen adventure with this animated tale about the true meaning of friend ship. Featuring the voices of John Fiedler and Jim Cummings as well as several new songs by Carly Simon. (G) TEARS OF THE S U N * * In the new action adventure from Antoine (Training Day) Fuqua, Bruce Willis plays a hard bitten Navy SEAL torn between follow ing orders and saving a group of Niger ian refugees being hunted down by rebel militia. With Monica Bellucd. (R) VIEW FROM THE T O P * * 1'2 Gwyneth Paltrow plays a small-town girl with big dreams of becoming an international flight attendant in the new comedy from Bruce Baretto. Christina Applegate

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and Kelly Preston costar. (PG-13) W I L L A R D * * * Crispin Glover stars in Glen Morgan's remake of the 1971 thriller about a social misfit who finds he feels truly comfortable only in the company of rodents. With R. Lee Ermey and Laura Harring. (PG-13)

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B asic* 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 10. The Core* 12:4 5, 3:45 , 6:45, 9:45 . Agent Cody Bank 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30 , 10. Bringing Down the House 1:15, 4:15 , 7:15, 9:50 . Chicago 12:4 5, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 . Dreamcatcher 12:15, 3:20, 6:30 , 9:45 . Piglet's Big Movie 1, 3, 5, 7. Tears of the Sun 9:20 . View From the Top 12:2 0, 2:30, 4:45 , 7 :10 , 9:30.

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SPIRIT DANCER BOOKSTORE, BURLINGTON, SATURDAY, MARCH 22, NOON-5 RM.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. FLANDERS RECORDER QUARTET: Lute, harpsi chord and percussion complement recorders — including one measuring 7'10" — on Baroque works. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 656-4455. BELA FLECK AND THE FLECKTONES: Arguably one of the best banjo players of all time returns to the Flynn Center with his jazzy Flecktones. Burlington, 8 p.m. $40-47. Info, 863-5966. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: Composer-performer Bob Gluck presents an interactive sound installa tion with electronic Jewish music. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603646-3531. 'OBLIVION': Pianist Anthony de Mare and cellist Maya Beiser offer a program of Tango music. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $25. Info, 656-4455.

dance 'SALSALINA' PRACTICE: Perfect your sensuous nightclub routine at this weekly Latin dance ses sion. St. John's Club, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $7. Info, 899-2422.

drama 'O'CAROLAN'S FAREWELL TO MUSIC: Vermont

As I stood at the entrance to Spirit Dancer Bookstore, blinking

ters on the body) and fed data to an ad jacent com puter. A fte r a few

Stage Company celebrate Ireland's most celebrat

stu p id ly a t a tab le litte re d w ith sig n-up sheets for Reiki, reflexology,

seconds, the com puter generated an im age of a human silh o u e tte sus

ed harpist in a one-man show with musical

massage, astrolog y and ta ro t readings, aura view ings and channeling,

pended at the heart of a pulsating, thum bprint-shaped, gold and green

accompaniment by Stephen Kiernan. Flynn-

people surged around me, co n fid e n tly co m m ittin g them selves to ses

smudge: my aura. The smudge was very pretty, but the com puter's

Space, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-27.50. Info,

sions o f free physica l and m etaphysical work.

in te rp re ta tio n of my aura was about as nuanced as a slot-operated fo r tu n e -te llin g m achine: "0RANGE-YELL0W= adventurous, an alytica l, s c i

It was probably a m istake to show up a t "G ratitud e Day" w ith a

garde comedy about art lovers who make an

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notebook and pen in hand. When I asked store owner Carol von Rohr w hat channeling was, she asked, rather pointedly, w hether I had

863-5966. 'MUSEUM': St. Michael's College stages this avant-

"any

exhibition of themselves while parading through

"We w ant to prom ote an a ttitu d e of gratitude," von Rohr explained.

know ledge w hatsoever" ab out any o f the offered sessions. The vibe was

The day was a way to show appreciation for S p irit Dancer's regular cus

d e fin ite ly h o stile as she explained channeling in the m ost non-com m it

tomers, not an atte m p t to a ttract new-age newbies. Though von Rohr

t a l language possible. I opted for hand reflexology and aura view ing.

stressed th a t her store is "p e o p le -a ctiv e " rather than p o litic a lly active,

The reflexology session was a deeply soo th in g hand and lower-arm

many custom ers were com ing in from the an tiw ar dem onstration ju s t

massage adm inistered by B urlington-b ased certifie d re flexolog ist Mara

around the corner. "G ratitude Day" dovetailed w e ll w ith the rally, von

W elton. It le ft me fe e lin g stoned.

Rohr noted. "We have to remember w hat we have to be grate fu l for,

a gallery. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. 'THE 0RESTEIA': The Lake Champlain Waldorf School's 9th grade presents Aeschylus' wise and intense Greek trilogy. Shelburne Town Hall, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 425-6195, ext. 12.

and not ju s t get stuck in our anger."

Aura view ing was unexpectedly high -te ch . Under the supervision of

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an earnest young woman in a pink sh irt, I placed my hand on a pad of Karen Shim izu

m etal sensors th a t o ste n sib ly m onitored my chakras (seven energy cen

'CHICAGO': In this film version of the Broadway

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CELEBRATING 40 YEARS!

classic, Richard Gere, Catherine Zeta-Jones and

Unlock the m agic this spring as Lyric T heatre Com pany presents

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Ku Na'uka Theater Company " O n e o f Japan's fo rem ost th eatric al exports."

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KRONOS QUARTET “ Kronos has consistently pushed the boundaries in contemporary music and then boldly crossed over them... ” Calgary Herald

April 1 0 - 1 3 , 2003 Five performances with matinees on Saturday and Sunday at 2

A SCREENING OF JOHN MEKAS'S S C E N E S F R O M T H E L IF E O F

“The Secret Garden is that rarest o f entertainments ... a story' fascinating to children, sophisticated and stimulating for adults.” -William A. Henry HI, Time

Tickets: $16, $22; $5 discount for students and seniors at select performances; available now at the Flynn Regional Box Office:

802/86-FLYNN or www.flynntix.org

LY R IC THEATRE COMPANY PO Box 1688 WilUston, VT www.iyrictheatrevt.org

Spotlight discussion with Kronos 7 pm • Faculty Lounge Cosponsored by New Hampshire Public Radio. ®

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Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Main Street, Burlington

Saturday, April 5 8 pm • Spaulding Auditorium

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Lyric Theatre Company offers a "Sneak Preview” Event for The Secret Garden at the new Marshall Avenue home of one of our sponsors—4 Seasons Garden Center. Join us at 11:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 23rd.

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THUR SDAY 27 & SATURDAY 29 Renee Zellweger show what people w ill do to achieve celebrity. Catamount Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. 'BLACKBOARDS': In this film, two literacy teach ers wander the red-dirt mountains of the IranIraq border in search of pupils. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words WRITING GROUP: Penmen and women generate ideas and get instant feedback at a weekly freewrite session. Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans,

'TOSCA': Director Benoit Jacquot's version of the Puccini opera has been hailed as one of the finest translations of opera to the screen. Savoy Theater,

6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242. VICTORIAN BOOK GROUP: Learn about life in the

Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788.

late 1800s through a discussion of Thomas

'ETOILES': Performance and rehearsal footage and

Hardy's less o f the D'Urbervilles. South

commentary from company members reveal how youngsters become stars in the Paris Opera

Burlington Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP: Benny Morris'

Ballet. City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788.

Righteous Victims prompts a discussion about Middle Eastern culture, religion and policies.

'HELL HOUSE': George Ratliff's disturbing docu mentary goes behind the scenes of a Texas

Stowe Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. POETRY READING: Versemaker Elizabeth Powell

church's "haunted house," designed to recruit

reads from her award-winning selection of

thousands of new members each year. City Hall

poems. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Auditorium, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. $7. Info,

Free. Info, 865-7225.

279-7788.

lectures

'WAR PHOTOGRAPHER': This Oscar-nominated documentary follows photojournalist James Nachtwey to Kosovo, Palestine and Indonesia.

PRESERVATION BURLINGTON MEETING: A

City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. $7.

Middlebury College professor of art and architec

Info, 279-7788.

ture discusses the growth of the university and its relationship to the town. Union Station,

'SEVEN SAMURAI': In this film, poor farmers hire

Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 238-2918.

Samurai to defend them against roving bandits. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. $7. Info, 279-2288.

'STORIES FROM THE FIELD': Search-and-rescue personnel present case studies of accidents and share information on how to stay safe. Green

DARTMOUTH DOUBLE: First up is Double Indem nity, in which Barbara Stanwyck plays the

Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center,

ultimate femme fatale in a game of adultery and

6:30-9 p.m. $8. Info, 244-7037.

of Indem nity starring Kathleen Turner and Wil

Society shares his expertise in science communi

DOUBLE BOILER

liam Hurt in sultry New Orleans. Spaulding Audi

cation. Cook Physical Science Building, UVM,

A re a ja z z b o s are in f o r a t o n a l t r e a t w h e n tw o g ia n t s o f t h e g e n re te a m up f o r a rare

torium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Han

Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2644.

murder, followed by Body Heat, a modern remake

over, N.H., 6:45 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

PHYSICS TALK: A rep from the American. Physical

p a ir in g o n a c o u p le d if f e r e n t o c c a s io n s . S p ic y C u b a n p ia n is t C h u c h q V a ld e s h a s b e e n

HIKING LECTURE: This slide talk transports lis teners to the Alaskan wilderness. Climb High,

'STANDING IN THE SHADOWS OF MOTOWN': Paul

L o v a n o has b e e n d e s c r ib e d as " o n e o f t h e g r e a t e s t m u s ic ia n s in ja z z h is to r y ."

Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5055.

Justman's documentary follows the Funk

c a lle d "a v ir t u o s o w h o r if f s o v e r b o rd e rs a n d e m b a rg o e s ," w h ile t e n o r sa x m a s te r J o e

T h o u g h t h e p o w e rh o u s e p e rfo rm e rs h a v e b e e n B lu e N o te la b e l- m a t e s fo r y e a rs , t h e y

Brothers, a group of Detroit musicians who

kids

backed up dozens of Motown artists. Rutland Movieplex, 1:30 & 7 p.m. $7.50. Info, 775-5413. 'SCENES FROM THE LIFE OF ANDY WARHOL':

p la y e d t o g e t h e r fo r t h e f ir s t t im e o n ly re c e n tly . T he tw o r e g io n a l sh o w s , w h ic h f e a tu re L o v a n o s it t in g in w it h C h u c h o 's s p ir it e d q u in t e t — in c lu d in g h is v o c a lis t s is t e r

'MOVING & GROOVING': Youngsters ages 2

Avant-garde director Jonas Mekas' documentary compiles film diaries of Andy Warhol and fea tures music by the Velvet Underground and

through 5 dance and play at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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m ake u p h a lf o f t h e ir N o r th e a s te rn m in i- t o u r . " H e 's r e a lly a

p o w e rfu l m u s ic ia n ," s a id L o v a n o in a re c e n t p h o n e in te rv ie w . " I'm lo o k in ' fo rw a rd t o m ix in ' i t u p w it h h im ."

appearances by Mick Jagger, Yoko Ono and John Lennon. Fleming Museum, 12:15 p.m. $7. Info, 656-0750.

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27. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $28. Info, 603-646-2422. Saturday, March 29. Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $27-34. Info, 863-5966.

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« 05B WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford .lib ra ry , 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

an evening of blistering jazz. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $28. Info, 603-646-2422. JON GAILMOR: The Vermont singer-songwriter entertains the entire family with original songs

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to war against Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

and traditional music from around the world. South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m. .

'JUSTICE & PEACE IN LIGHT OF THE GOSPEL': A

Info, 279-7788. 'THE GIRL FROM PARIS': In this film, a 30-yearold woman trades her computer job for country

Info, 654-2536. U.S.-CHINA RELATIONS TALK: Enterprising

first-hand about anti-Kurd prejudice in Istanbul when he befriends an underground Kurdish rebel.

MEDITATION GROUP: Yogis engage in Tibetan Buddhist-style meditation and dharma study at the Union Street Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 859-9270. BOOK & MUSIC FAIR: Pick up new and used Jewish reads and sounds at Temple Sinai, S. Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. COMMUNITY CONVERSATION CIRCLE: Residents discuss i'ssues around racism and white privilege at Contois Auditorium, City Hall, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7588. VBSR NETWORKING EVENT: Mingle with busi nesspeople who understand the economic impact of the arts. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-8347. ARTISTS' LEARNING CIRCLE: Women discuss how

p.m. $5. Info, 229-9408. THE JOHN COWAN BAND: Special guest Drew

Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. $7. Info,

high-intensity band on New Grass numbers. Eclipse

279-7788. 'SPIRITED AWAY': In this award-winning anime

Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $30. Info, 496-7787.

film, a young girl visits a haunted fairground

Emmitt of Leftover Salmon joins Cowan and his

$6. Info, 518-297-3202.

drama

Free. Info, 229-2181. Y

Junction, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 296-7000.

Senior Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 425-6345. TOASTMASTERS MEETING: Businesspeople boost

Tenenbaums. City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier,

their communication and leadership skills. Best

6:30 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788.

Western Conference Center, S. Burlington, 7 p.m.

art

Free. Info, 872-0135. CAREER EXPO: Learn about job opportunities from

See exhibitions in Section A.

representatives of more than 50 companies.

orphaned girl coming of age during the Depres

words

Albans, noon - 1 p.m. & 2-6 p.m. Free. Info,

sion. A.R.T. Studio, Hannaford Career Center,

READING: Wordsmith and UVM professor Daniel

Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 382-1024.

Lusk shares works from his recent collection

'MOTHER HICKS': The Addison Repertory Theater

and dramatic readings. Vermont State House, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5801.

Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info,

etc BRIDGE: Card sharks convene at the Charlotte

charming architect, is reminiscent of The Royal

uses poetry and sign language in this tale of an

ONE-ACT EVENING: Students from Stowe High School and People's Academy offer four mini-dra mas. People's Academy, Morrisvitle, 7 p.m. $5.

865-4422.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 26.

mentary about her father, an insufferable but

Vermont's .Civil War flags are told through music

produced food. Community College of Vermont,

activism

and his controversial views on 9/11. City Hall

Helen Keller and her remarkable tutor, Annie production. Briggs Opera House, White River

checked and learn the benefits of eating locally

introduction to political dissident Noam Chomsky

26. 'MUSEUM': See March 26. 'THE MIRACLE WORKER': The inspiring story of

at Colomb's Country Cafe, Barre, 8-9:30 a.m.

WELLNESS WEEK: Get your blood pressure

10-11 a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558.

279-7788. 'MY FATHER THE GENIUS': Lucia Small's docu

'O'CAROLAN'S FAREWELL TO MUSIC' See March

Sullivan, comes to life in this Northern Stage

FARMERS' NIGHT: Heroic tales surrounding

to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington,

Auditorium, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $7. Info,

to be both successful artists and businesspeople ,

652-7080. 'ITTY BITTY SKATING': Pint-size bladers take

279-7788. 'POWER AND TERROR': This film offers a lively

St. Anthony's Church Hall, Burlington, 7-10 p.m.

Collins Perley Sports and Fitness Center, St. 527-6513. WELLNESS WEEK: Test your reflexes and find out

Kissing the Ground. Aiken Hall, Champlain

about the healthfulness of City Market's bulk

College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6402.

food. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. Reflexes, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Food, 4:30-7:30 p.m.

POETRY PRESENTATION: Versemaker Wanda

Info, 888-4600. 'MASS APPEAL': In this Tony-nominated play an

Coleman reads from her work and discusses the power of the word. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington,

entrenched priest clashes with a young seminari

ditional Chinese music and dance, storytelling

lectures

p.m. $12. Info, 253-7558.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. PRESERVATION HALL JAZZ BAND: Clap your hands and tap your feet to the joyous sound of this traditional New Orleans ensemble. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $23. Info, 603448-0400. CHUCHO VALDES QUINTET: Sax great Joe Lovano teams up with the powerhouse Cuban pianist for

Free. Info, 865-4422. 'THE CHINA EXPERIENCE' DAY: Check out callig raphy and Tai Chi demonstrations and enjoy tra

7-9 p.m. Free. Jnfo, 656-4464.

an. Bluff House, Ye Olde England Inn, Stowe, 8

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SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORY TIME: at the South Burlington Library. Free. Info,

Theater, Montpelier, 8:45 p.m. $7. Info,

LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at

kids Tots ages 3-5 get together for easy listening

where her parents are turned into pigs. Savoy

dance

St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free.

Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-4842.

Info, 279-7788. 'JOURNEY TO THE SUN': A young man finds out

the Vermont College Chapel, Montpelier, 7:30

Louisiana bishop puts a sacred spin on concepts of fairness and harmony. McCarthy Arts Center,

Vermonters talk about doing business in China. Tuttle Hall Theater, College of St. Joseph,

living. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $7.

Free. Info, 652-7480. 'HONKY-TONK HEAVEN': Rockabilly great B i l l ' Kirchen jams with the Starline Rhythm Boys at

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'TULLY': This film tells the story of a cocky teenager living and working on a Nebraska farm with his close-lipped father and shy younger brother. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. $7.

and films. College of St. Joseph, Rutland, 1-4

/ 'ENDLESS WAR, ENDLESS WEAPONS': A nuclear

film

p.m. Free. Info, 775-4842. 'GREEN DRINKS' GROUP: Explore environmental,

arms specialist with the Friends Committee on

'CHICAGO': See March 26. 'GONE WITH THE WIND': This Civil War epic fol

social and ethical issues in a casual atmosphere.

National Legislation discusses the Bush adminis

Ri Ra the Irish Pub, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

tration's nuclear weapons plan. Fletcher Free

Info, 860-9401.

lows the lives, loves and passions of Scarlett

Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340.

O'Hara and Rhett Butler. Loew Auditorium,

'THE CURRENT WORLD CRISIS': A retired Senior

Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover,

Foreign Service officer speaks about the dangers

N.H., 7 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

of being the world's only superpower. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

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ONE-ACT EVENING: See March 27. 'MASS APPEAL': See March 27. 'A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM': Aquila Theatre Company brings Shakespeare's enchanted forest

music Also, see clubdates in Section A.

and mismatched lovers to the Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-30. Info, 656-4455. 'YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU': Vermont

A TRIBUTE TO HANK WILLIAMS: Duos Robin and

Commons School stages the Broadway comedy

Linda Williams and Cathy Fink and Marcy Marxter emulate the country legend, from "Your Cheatin'

about a young businessman who falls in love with a girl with an eccentric family. Contois

Heart" to "Jambalaya." Barre Opera House, 8

Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 7 p.m. $5.

p.m. $10-29. Info, 476-8188.

Info, 865-8084.

GROUND HOG OPRY: Enjoy an evening of old country music and fast-paced humor that is sure to please. Thatcher Brook Primary School, Waterbury, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 244-1571. VORCZA TRIO & TALA: Two talented bands cele brate a new venue with genre-bending, high-

film 1VAR PHOTOGRAPHER': See March 26, 4 p.m. 'SEVEN SAMURAI': See March 26, noon. 'JOURNEY TO THE SUN': See March 27, 8:30 p.m.

energy jazz. The Listening Room, Middlesex

'SPIRITED AWAY': See March 27, 3:45 p.m.

Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-7594.

'HERE TODAY': This film documents six Northeast Kingdom families' battles with heroin. City Hall

D'MOJA: Vibrant African rhythms and songs fill the

Auditorium, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788.

Dunbar Dining Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 586-7711. BLUEGRASS GOSPEL PROJECT: Enjoy an evening of finger-picking and praise at the North Avenue

'RUSSIAN ARK': In this short film shot in the ,

Hermitage of St. Petersburg, a cast of 2000

Alliance Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info,

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tory. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. $7.

'DESSERT CONCERT': St. Mike's Wind and Jazz Ensembles offer concert and big-band jazz, with

Info, 279-7788. 'BLUE WILD ANGEL': Documentarian Murray

a side of strawberry shortcake. Alliot Student

Lerner captures Jim i Hendrix's legendary perfor

Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7:30

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p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

before he died. City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 8:45 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788.

PAULA ENNIS: The world-renowned pianist performs pieces by Schumann, Scriabin and Debussy in a Stowe living room. 7 p.m. $50. Info, 253-6212.

dance DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. KIM ITOH: The bufo/7-inspired choreographer and his "Glorious Future" company explore the ambi guities in human relationships. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $28. Info, 603-646-2422.

'ADAPTATION': In this unconventional comedy, Nicolas Cage plays a writer who decides to insert himself into the screenplay he's struggling to adapt. Catamount Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. 'MINORITY REPORT7: In this futuristic film noir,

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'MUSEUM': See March 26. THE MIRACLE WORKER': See March 27, $15-34. 'MOTHER HICKS': See March 27.

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p.m. $10. Info, 656-3212. CHRIS BOHJALIAN READING: The best-selling

TOY THEATER FESTIVAL: Gogo Girl for President Theater turns history inside out with cutout pup pets and miniature objects. Irasburg Town Hall, 8 p.m. $5-7. Info, 525-3620.

Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MEET THE AUTHOR: Vermont children's author and illustrator Bonnie Christensen shows off her prints and signs copies of her book Woody Guthrie. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7

KIM ITOH: See March 28. CONTRADANCE: Just do-si-do it! Swing your part

5:30 p.m. $50. Info, 864-9193. 'DECLARATIONS OF IN-DEPENDENCE': Five local artists present experimental music and poetry

ner at Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163. DANCE PARTY FOR PEACE': Thoughts of war got you down? Shake off your blues at Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, noon - 4 p.m. $15. Info, 229-9425.

with a political bent at the Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-6621.

p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

lectures 'FROM FINCHES TO FRITILLARIES': A naturalist reveals why birders are turning their binoculars to butterflies. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $3. Info, 229-6206.

kids 'MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI': Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9:15-10:45 a.m.-Free. Info, 985-5096.

sport 'OLDIE BUT GOODIE' BASKETBALL LEAGUE: Men over 35 prove they can still move on the court. Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 6:45-9:45 p.m. Free. $500/team. Info, 864-0123. WELLNESS WEEK WALK: A communal stroll to

drama music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CHUCHO VALDES QUINTET: See March 27, Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $27-34.*Info, 863-5966. A TRIBUTE TO HANK WILLIAMS: See March 28, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $20-30. Info, 775-5413 PETER SERKIN: The acclaimed pianist plays works by Beethoven and Volpe. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $35. Info, 603-646-2422.

Info, 476-8188. 'PAPAGENO'S MUD SEASON BLUES': Enjoy an eve ning of blues, country and American roots music with Mark LeGrand and friends. T.W. Wood Art Gallery, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 223-3599. CONCERT & SUPPER: Enjoy cherry-stuffed roast pork loin, chicken piccata and the folksy sounds of Vermonter Josh Brooks. Kirk Alumni Center, Middlebury College, 6 p.m. $25. Info, 388-2853. CLASSICAL CONCERT: The Champlain Valley

Waterfront Park helps put the spring back in your step. Meet at the Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info,

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FRIENDS OF RECOVERY LEGISLATIVE DAY: Governor Jim Douglas joins the recovery commu nity to discuss substance-abuse prevention. State House, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. Free.

5 p.m. $15. Info, 247-3275. HINESBURG ARTIST SERIES: The Mad River Chorale joins the South Country Chorus and Orchestra in Vivaldi's Gloria and choruses from

Info, 229-6103.

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Handel's Messiah. Round Barn, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 482-3065.

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nominated performance as a retired Omaha actu ary who gets tired of his minor-league life. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 603646-2422. FILMMAKING CLUB: Amateur moviemakers discuss the start-up of a Burlington-based club. 186 College Street, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A.

'MOTHER HICKS': See March 27. ONE-ACT EVENING: See March 27. 'MASS APPEAL': See March 27. 'YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU': See March 28. CASTING CALL: Theatrical folk audition for a role in Stowe Theatre Guild's production of Once On This

film 'TULLY': See March 27, 4 p.m. 'THE GIRL FROM PARIS': See March 27, 6:30 p.m. 'SPIRITED AWAY': See March 27, 11 a.m. 'POWER AND TERROR': See March 27, 2 p.m. 'MY FATHER THE GENIUS': See March 27, noon. 'ETOILES': See March 26, 10 a.m. 'RUSSIAN ARK': See March 28, 2 p.m.

'BLUEGRASS & BEEF': Fingerpickers Cabin Fever Bluegrass and old-time country band Cannonball

8:45 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788. 'HIS SECRET LIFE': In this Italian film, a woman discovers her husband's homosexual life after he is killed in a car accident. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 8:45 p.m. $7. .Info, 279-7788. 'ABOUT SCHMIDT': Jack Nicholson gives an Oscar-

'MUSEUM': See March 26. 'THE MIRACLE WORKER': See March 27, $15-34.

- noon. Adults, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 253-3961. 'HOLLYWOOD': This play about a young writer's struggle for success features local favorites Tracey Gurdich, Dennis McSorley, John Alexander and Peter Freyne. Pearl's Black Box, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 863-2343. •

PIANO CONCERT: Alison Cerutti performs classical works at the Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $2-12.

unusual family background of roots-rock icon Ben Harper. City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier,

'O'CAROLAN'S FAREWELL TO MUSIC': See March 26, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

Island. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe. Children, 10 a.m.

Oratorio Society teams up with the Plattsburgh State Choral Union in a performance of Mozart's Requiem Mass. St. Peter's Church, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12. Info, 518-563-1692.

865-4422.

4 p.m. Free. Info, 355-1737.

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CRIME STOPPERS CALCUTTA NIGHT: Dance and dine to prevent crime. Elks Club, Burlington,

Vermont author reads from and discusses his novel Buffalo Soldier. Barnes & Noble, S.

Participate in one of the country's oldest and most soul-stirring musical traditions. A ll Saints Episcopal Church, S. Burlington, 10 a.m. -

'ADAPTATION': See March 28, 7 & 9 p.m. 'RUTHIE AND CONNIE': This film tells the true tale of two Jewish housewives who fell in love with one another in 1960s Brooklyn. City Hall Auditor ium, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788. THE COCKETTES': This documentary looks at the costumes, camp and theatricality of the free-form tribe of the 1960s and '70s. City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. $7. Info, 279-7788. 'PLEASURE AND PAIN': This documentary offers a rare glimpse into the travels, performances and

ART DEMO: Linda Everett makes calligraphy and illum ination look easy. Artists' Medium, Williston, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

words 'POEMS & POETS': Wordsmiths swap verses and get instant feedback at Scrumptious Cafe, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 658-6862. VIBES!: Vermont's premier poetry and percussion ensemble blends word, music and movement at The Little Theater, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 235-2400.

kids PLAYGROUP: Parents and kids participate in fun activities at the Pine Forest Children's Center, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 652-5138. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little ones listen to their favorite tales at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. KIDS' DAY: Youngsters get creative in honor of National Craft Month. Ben Franklin Crafts, Shelburne Rd., Burlington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $1-5. Info, 862-0646. 'WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE' PARTY: Wild things ages 4 and up celebrate Max's birthday with fun activities and stories. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HOPSTOP FAMILY SERIES: Kids explore the rhythms of life with sing-alongs, rhythm games, musical stories and high-energy dancing. Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Han over, N.H., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

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JON GAILMOR: See March 27, 2 p.m. HINESBURG ARTIST SERIES: See March 29, St. Jude's Church, Hinesburg, 4 p.m.

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Lake Champlain Chocolates, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1808.

GEORGE MATTHEW, JR.: The talented organist showcases the Henry Sheldon Museum's restored

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AUCTION: Vases, floor coverings and gift certifi cates are up for grabs at Cabot School

Middlebury, 2 p.m. $10. Info, 388-2117. CADENZA QUINTET: The woodwind quintet pre

Gymnasium, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3331.

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SUGAR-ON-SNOW PARTY: Maple snow cones and

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Montshire Museum, Norwich, 2 p.m. $6. Info, 649-2200.

Starksboro First Baptist Church, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 453-5227.

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this spaghetti feast. Knights of Columbus Hall, S. Burlington, 6 p.m. $7. Info, 878-5676.

Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $26. Info, 496-7787. SUTHERLAND HOUSE CONCERT SERIES: Multi

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SUGAR MAKERS' TOUR: Cure your mud season blues by touring the facilities of Huntington's sugar makers and sampling this year's crop. Various locations throughout Huntington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3269. VIRGINIA WOOLF IMPERSONATION: Learn about the 20th-century author through the stories of her sister, Vanessa Bell. College Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8816. CASINO NIGHT & AUCTION: Gamblers try their luck at black jack and roulette, then cash in at a

drama 'O'CAROLAN'S FAREWELL TO MUSIC' See March 26, 2 p.m. "THE MIRACLE WORKER': See March 27, 5 p.m. $15-34. CASTING CALL: See March 29. Adults only, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. 'HOLLYWOOD': See March 29. AUDITIONS: Dancers show off their moves for a

chips-only auction. Vermont Technical College,

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PANCAKE BREAKFAST: See March 29. SUMMER SPORTS EXPO: See March 29.

TTTY BITTY SKATING': See March 27. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See March 28,

'RUSSIAN ARK': See March 28, 7 p.m. 'ADAPTATION': See March 28, 1:30 & 7 p.m.

SUGAR-ON-SNOW PARTY: Celebrate Vermont's sweetest season at the Green Mountain Audubon Sugaring House, Huntington, 1-4 p.m. Free.

9:30-11 a.m. FAMILY SING-A-LONG: Parents and kids belt out

'HIS SECRET LIFE': See March 29, 5 p.m. 'PUNCH DRUNK LOVE': In this dark comedy, Adam Sandler plays a socially impaired small-

Info, 434-3068. MATSURI FESTIVAL: This Japanese celebration

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fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running,

business owner trying to negotiate his own man

features Taiko drummers, flower arranging and

jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte

hood. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center,

calligraphy demos; Zen archery and a tea cere

Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info,

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mony. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael's College,

p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

Colchester, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5. Info, 654-2536.

'FROM BELLY DANCERS TO TERRORISTS': This slide presentation traces anti-Arab sentiment back to mass media entertainment. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340.

Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4231. READING: Author Deb Abramson reads from Shadow Girl: A Memoir o f Attachment. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

LEGISLATIVE FORUM: Vermont lawmakers field

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MONTEVERDI CAPITAL ORCHESTRA: Amateur

citizens' questions over pancakes. Essex Center

lectures

Grange, Essex Center, 7-8:30 a.m. $5. Info,

COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL SERIES: Dr.

434-5375.

Laurie Spaulding talks about surgical treatments for obesity. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical

musicians tune up at U-32 School, Montpelier, 7-

etc

9 p.m. $50 membership fee. Info, 229-9000.

BRIDGE: See March 27, 1-4 p.m.

Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7875. DRAMA TALK: Director Douglas Sprigg provides a

THE GREEN MOUNTAIN SEMINAR: Aikidoist Dr. logue in today's world. Shelburne Municipal

film

Building, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8984.

'ADAPTATION': See March 28.

Nick Marconi explores the importance of dia

BURLINGTON WRITERS' GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 26.

See exhibitions in Section A.

lectures

words

425-4144.

activism

art

art See exhibitions in Section A.

behind-the-scenes look at Middlebury's current production, Taken in Marriage. Studio Theatre, Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

kids READING: Vermont children's author Tanya Lee

art See exhibitions in Section A.

Stone entertains little ones with her holiday alphabet book, P is fo r Passover. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport 'OLDIE BUT GOODIE' BASKETBALL LEAGUE: See March 28, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. SLOPESTYLE SERIES: Amateur skiers, snowboard-

lectures 'FROM BELLY DANCERS TO TERRORISTS': See March 30, South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. 'A MEDIA-FREE EXISTENCE': A kindergarten teacher looks at the effects of television, video and the computer on children's development.

ers and telemarkers engage in downhill competi

Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne,

tion. Stowe Mountain Resort, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m.

7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12.

Free. Info, 253-3000.

JAPANESE LECTURE: An M.I.T. professor discusses

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: Potential outing

Japanese hip-hop and the politics of youth culture.

leaders trek up to Butler Lodge to discuss the

Faculty Lounge, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College,

job's rewards and challenges. Meet at the UVM

Hanover, N.H., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

metered parking lot near the water tower, Burlington. Free. Info, 879-1302. SNOWSHOE: Join the adventurers of Burlington Outdoors on a snowy trek to the top of Belve dere Mountain. Meet in Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-1288.

VERMONT ENVIRONMENTAL CONSORTIUM:

ART LECTURE: Printmaker Jack Coughlin discusses

music

his portraits of Irish writers, poets and musi

Also, see clubdates in Section A. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Guys gather for bar Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465. MOUNTAIN DRUM: The Essex County percussion band intersperses Afro-Cuban rhythms with poet ry. Au Sable Forks Free Library, N.Y., 7 p.m. $5.

8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 899-3349.

Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3450.

dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington,

kids

7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORY TIME: See

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities

March 27, babies to age 3, 10 a.m., children,

SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCE: Anyone with the w ill to jig can learn lively, traditional steps at the

age 4 and up, 1 p.m. YOUTH DIALOGUE: Kids ages 5-11 reflect on their roles as peacemakers. Lincoln Library, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

Hotel, Montpelier, 3-6 p.m. $35. Info, 485-2213.

Waterfront Park, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5980.

Commons, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7-

dance

First Congregational Church, Essex Junction,

interested citizens over age 50. College St. near

recounts his experience living and working with shepherds in the French Pyrenees. International

experienced UVM alumni. Kalkin Hall, UVM,

7:30-9:30 p.m. $4. Info, 879-7618.

at the facility and the programs it w ill offer to

2536. 'OH PYRENEES, OH PYRENEES': Tim Kahn

BUSINESS TALK: Learn about family business from

Info, 800-842-1072.

Economic development in the state's environmental

Burlington's new ECHO Center offers a sneak peak

College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-

bershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis

sector is the focus of this discussion. Capitol Plaza E.E.E. VARIETY SERIES: The executive director of

cians. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael's

drama

THE RED BALLOON': Scotland's Visible Fictions

role in Stowe Theatre Guild's production of

Theatre performs this poignant French tale using dialogue, mime, puppetry and music. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College,

Victor Victoria. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 6:30-

Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $20. Info, 603-646-2422.

AUDITIONS: Dramatic individuals ham it up for a

9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-3961.

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S C O T T IS H S I N G E R /S O N G W R I T E R

DOUGIE MACLEAN Dougie MacLean has built an international reputation as a songwriter, composer, and extraordinary performer on his own terms. Son of a Scottish gardener, his music is inspired by rural values and by the stunning scenery that surrounds his birthplace. From Carnegie Hall to sessions at his own hotel/pub in Perthshire, Dougie’s music celebrates traditional Scottish culture — his song Caledonia has become an anthem for the nation. He has earned 6 gold discs for his CDs including one for his soundtrack for the movie Last o f the Mohicans.

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WOMEN'S BASKETBALL LEAGUE: Ladies take part in fast breaks, foul shots and fun at the

'THE MIRACLE WORKER': See March 27, $15-34.

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porary "rock-kitsch" dance numbers in a classic

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 26.

EDUCATION TALK: Author John Turner questions

Degree Salesmen. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

'ADAPTATION': See March 28.

Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

DARTMOUTH DOUBLE: Take in Raising Arizona,

his book Letters to Dalton: Education and the

HISTORY LECTURE: The drum major of the Fort Ticonderoga Fife & Drum Corps highlights music's role in the 18th-century military. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518585-2821.

a comedy about a couple who steals a baby from a set of quintuplets, followed by The Man Who Wasn't, a modern film noir about a quiet

SOUTH END ARTS AND BUSINESS ASSOC.: Burlington Public Works reps and Mayor Peter

barber living in a town full of secrets. Spaul

author Carol Winfield helps you bring play

Clavelle discuss plans for the Southern

ding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth

back into your life to discover the untapped

Connector. Speeder and Earl's, Pine St.,

College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 p.m. $6. Info,

healing power of yukking it up. Union Station,

Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-9222.

603-646-2422.

Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. CO-OP HOUSING ORIENTATION: Why rent when you can co-op? People interested in housing

UPPER VALLEY SPRING ISSUES FORUM: A rep

art

from the American Institute of Certified

See exhibitions in Section A.

woes. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich,

Planners offers solutions to the area's traffic 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-2200.

issues convene at Burlington Community Land

words

Trust, 179 S. Winooski Ave., noon & 5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244.

kids

WRITING GROUP: See March 26.

PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers

'MOVING & GROOVING': See March 26.

practice and improve their language skills —

DAVID SEDARIS: The best-known Santa Land elf

en frangais. Borders Cafe, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

at Macy's and author of Me Talk Pretty One Day reads from his irreverent, sarcastic autobio

WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: See March 26. U P IN SMOKE': Puppet performers teach kids

graphical essays. Flynn Center, Burlington,

'SILVER BULLETS' PROGRAM: Men and women

about the dangers of cigarettes, in celebration

7:30 p.m. $25-29. Info, 863-5966.

over 55 socialize over snacks and activities.

of Kick Butts Day. Community Health Center of

'OLD TRADITIONS, NEW VOICES' SERIES:

Bolton Valley Nordic Center, 9 a.m. $8. Info, 434-3444, ext. 1033.

Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309, ext. 192.

Discuss the ethos of immigration and the Italian tradition in America with B ill Tonelli,

MEET THE PRESIDENT: Mingle with Goddard's

editor of The Ita lian American Reader. Fletcher

new president, Dr. Mark Schulman, and learn

Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

about his plans for the college. Eliot Pratt Library, Goddard College, Plainfield, 5:30-

'FAMILY VALUES' DISCUSSION SERIES:

7 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8311, ext. 208.

music

with inspiration from Linda McCarriston's Eva-

Also, see clubdates in Section A.

Mary. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m.

activism

VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: International

Free. Info, 372-6209.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See March 26.

Bookworms share their definitions of "family"

performer Sveto2ar Ivanov plays piano works

HEALING FIRE: Survivors of sexual assault gath

by Rameau, Debussy, Mozart and others.

er around a 24-hour flame to protest sexual

Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center,

lectures

Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-3531.

violence in our community. Women's Center, UVM, noon. Free. Info, 656-7892.

BEAR TALK: A representative from the Animals Asia Foundation talks about efforts to save

dance

ARABIAN SLIGHTS While Iraqis have dearly borne the brunt of American military might, those of Middle Eastern descent have long been pummeled on different turf: Hollywood. So says Sanjukta Ghosh, who's been studying silver-screen stereotypes for more than a decade and splicing together video clips as evi dence. The Castleton State communica tions professor deconstructs everything from silent progenitor The Sheik to mid century epics like Lawrence of Arabia and modern forgettables like Delta Force and Hot Shots! "Most of the films I use are comedies," explains Ghosh. "That is precisely why these are even more dan gerous, because our defenses are down and we tend to believe it much more."

FR O M BELLY D A N C E R S TO

etc

TER R O R IS TS

in China. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington,

MEDITATION GROUP: See March 26.

Bethany Church, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free.

7 p.m. Free. Info, 651-1088.

BOOK & MUSIC FAIR: See March 26. ©

Info, 229-2340. Monday, March 31. South

endangered Asiatic black bears from bile farms

'SALSALINA' PRACTICE: See March 26.

SUN.30 & MON.31

songs of Bob Dylan. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

8 p.m. $28. Info, 603-646-2422.

and Justice Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

etc

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the adequacy of American colleges in light of

film

LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and

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Japanese fantasy tale. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H.,

U.S. invasion of Iraq strategize at the Peace

ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposing the

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calendar

'VILLAINS AND SIN': Renowned literary critic Christopher Ricks provides insights into the

'TENSHU MONOGATARI': The Ku Na Uka Theater Company incorporate traditional and contem

Albert D. Lawton School gym, Essex Junction, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1375.

TUE

Sunday, March 30.

Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

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5 Why Rent When You Can Co-op? ? Resident-involved Intentional community Secure and affordable Section 8 eligible Cooperative Housing Program of BCLT 179 So. Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 862-6244 / Coops@BCLT.net

Oscar Wilde's hilarious potpourri of farce, satire, absurdity and paradox.

Visit 7 d c la s s ifie d s .c o m to s u b m it y o u r ad.

Thursday-Saturday, April 3-4 Friday-Saturday, April 11 & 12 7:30 PM C h a m p la in C o lle g e , A lu m n i A u d ito riu m

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TICKETS:

free.

$10 regular adm ission / $5 student & sen ior For reservations, call 860-2707

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;A S in g le T^ebble R e s f a u m n t for making their restaurant available for our use during a fundraising dinner on March 20, 2003. With their support, our event was very successful. Thank you very much! F o r a lim ite d t im e o n ly !

The Vermont Parent Information Center is a state wide non-profit, whose mission is to empower parents, families, and children with special needs to become effective advocates to improve the child’s education and quality o f life. Visit our Web site at www.vtpic.com fo r additional information on our organization.

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sism. The workshop traces the emergence of integral consciousness by identifying the downfalls of Boomeritis and then proposing a remedy to extreme postmodernism's frag mented worldview.

craft PAINTING CERAMICS:

Ongoing classes. Blue

Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., B u rlin g

Learn the funda mentals of painting ceramics to create gifts and other treasures.

to n . Free. Info, 652-0102.

business

SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL:

THE NATURAL STEP, GAINING COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE IN VERMONT:

Ongoing

classes in woodw orking, clay, fiber, stained

A p ril 8, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Radisson,

glass and children's classes. For more in fo ,

B u rlin g ton . $125, a d d itio n a l em ployees

985-3648.

Learn or advance in a fine craft with instruction by skilled professionals.

attend for $100. Pre-register, Verm ont Earth In stitu te , 802-649-5168, tn s@ va lle y.n e t or

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Vermont Sustainable Jobs Fund (VSJF), Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility (VBSR) and Vermont Earth Institute (VEI) are host ing a one-day workshop for business and gov ernment agency leaders on The Natural Step (THS) framework. The Natural Step frame work helps businesses decrease risk, expenses and environmental impact while increasing profits. It is a science and systems-based approach to organizational planning for sus tainability. v is it www.vbsr.org/ events.htm .

ARGENTINE TANGO WORKSHOPS:

Dancing S o cia l Argentine Tango, 7-8 p.m. Fun W ith Rhythm and Basics for Close Embrace, 8-9 p.m. Guided practice time, 9-10 p.m. Shelburne Town Hall, Rt. 7, Shelburne. $10/1 w orkshop, $1 5/2 work shops, $ 2 5 /a ll 4 workshops. Info, Gerd Hirschm ann, 775-5034, TangoVT@ aol.com .

Workshops for new beginners and experienced dancers alike are intended to teach basic skilb for the dance floors of social Tango.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING:

Friday,

March 28 and A p ril 11; Fundam entals o f

BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES:

Mondays, A p ril

7 - 28: Rhythm Ballroom Level 1, begin ning

Classes now form ing for

10-hour series. Four-week evening series or

Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue, 7-8 p.m.

eight-w eek lunchtim e series. B urlingto n.

Rhythm Ballroom Level 2C, interm ed iate

$175. To register, c a ll Nan Reid, 660-0420.

Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue, 8-9 p.m.

Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

Tuesdays, A p ril 1-22: Sm ooth Ballroom Level 1, begin ning Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. Sm ooth Ballroom Level

climbing

2C, interm ed iate Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango, 8 - 9 p.m. The Cham plain Club, 20 Crowley

ROPES COURSE FACILITATOR TRAINING:

St., B urlingto n. $40/person/4-w eek class.

Saturday, March 29, and Sunday, March 30.

No partner required. Info, 598-6757 or v is it

B u rlin gton . $150 or $100 fo r students/U VM

acting

THE CHAFFEE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: A d u lt class for April: "U krainian Egg

PLAYBACK THEATER, MAKE A STORY FROM YOUR LIFE COME ALIVE! Saturday, A p ril 5,

"Pa ste l Workshop w ith Gaal Shepherd,"

9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. B urlington Friends

Saturday, A p ril 26, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and

M eetinghouse. Contact Je n M ille r-K riste l,

Sunday, A p ril 27, 1-4 p.m.

985-3164. Learn about this innovative, inter active and unique form of theater improv that integrates personal story with sponta neous theater. Through theater games, role plays, movement and music, participants will learn the various forms of this healing process and community-oriented theater.

advocacy DIRECT ACTION 101: GOALS AND TACTICS WORKSHOP: Wednesday, March 26, 7 p.m. R.U.1.2? Headquarters, 1 Steele St., B u rlin gto n . Free. Lim ited class size, 860-

Community activists S'Ra DeSantis and Doyle Canning discuss goals and tactics of organizing a variety of direct actions. Learn the effective forms of activism to achieve your goals. 7812.

GLOBAL AIDS CATASTROPHE: CAN YOU HELP STOP A WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC?: Monday, A p ril 7, 7 p.m. R.U .1.2? Headquar ters, 1 Steele St., B u rlin g ton . Free. Lim ited

AIDS activist and St. Mike's professor Patricia Siplon provides an overview of how AIDS is impacting the plan et, especially people in developing countries, and offers some ways we can help combat its terrible effects. 1 '5 , class size, 860-7812.

art SCREENPRINTING: ART WORKSHOP FOR ADULTS: Saturday, A p ril 5 and Saturday, A p ril 12, 9 a.m. - noon. B u rlin g to n . Pre-reg ister, Flem ing Education Dept., 656-0750.

This workshop offers instruction in the photo graphic stencil-making methods that Warhol used with such powerful effect in his art. This class is suitable for beginners as well as artists and educators who want to expand their repertoire of techniques. Ho camera or photographic experience is necessary and a ll, materials will be provided.

D ecorating," Saturday, A p ril 5, 1-3 p.m.

For more info or to enroll in these classes, please call the Chaffee Art Center, 775-0356.

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING:

Day, evening and

weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com . Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, manhattan or mai tai.

body WHAT IS YOUR BODY TELLING YOU?: Thursday, A p ril 3, 6-8 p.m. S p irit Dancer Books and Gifts, B u rlin g ton . Donations w el

An introduction and demonstration of CEDSA, Computerized Electro-Dermal Stress Analysis, the end-prod uct of a 40-year evolution in biological-ener getic/biofeedback testing. It is based on the Chinese medical theory that improper energy flow through the acupuncture meridians caus es energy imbalances in the body, and it shows ways to bring your body into balance. Presented by John Euber. come. Info, 660-8060.

boomeritis BOOMERITIS AND THE EMERGENCE OF INTEGRAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH CLINT FUHS: Saturday, March 29, 10:00 a.m. -

com m unity members. Bartering o p tio n s are available. Bring a prop and get $5 off! Lim ited space, pre-register, Leslie, 656-9111

Attend the 2nd Annual Ropes Course Facilitator Training sponsored by the UVM Adventure Ropes Course and Petra Cliffs, Inc. We are looking for person able people who enjoy working with all ages, have a keen sense of safety and can comfort ably lead groups. Technical skills not required but teaching/fadlitation skills strongly rec ommended. or Chip, 657-3872.

v is it www.FirstStepDance.com fo r more in fo .

Have you always wanted to learn to dance, but never had the opportunity? This is a free opportunity to see if dance classes are for you! New 4-w eek session in

Cuban-style Salsa runs March 27 through

Monday, March 31, 3-4:30 p.m. Fletcher Free

A p ril 17. Three levels to choose from .

Library, 235 College St., B u rlin g to n . $ 2 /

M onthly practice sessions. Cham plain Club, B u rlin gto n . $3 5/person/4 -w eek group ses

Downloadfiles, work with favorites and use different file for mats (pdf). Use Web sites to find people, get driving directions and see local movie list ings. Learn what databases the library sub scribes to and how to use them. class. Pre-register, 86 5-7217.

WEDNESDAY COMPUTER LABS:

sion or $10/class. Info, 864-7953 or w w w .energyinaction.com /verm ontsalsa dancecompany. Enjoy hot Saba dancing as a remedy for the cold Vermont winter. Ho part ner necessary.

SWING DANCE LESSONS:

Ongoing

6-w eek session

begin ning Sunday, March 30, 5-6 p.m.

through A p ril, Wednesdays, 3-5 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St.,

B u rlin gto n . $5 0/person/6 -w eek session.

B u rlin g to n . Free. Info, 865-7217. The library will set up its laptop computers for an infor mal question-and-answer session. Bring in your questions or concerns about computers and our experienced staff will do everything it can to help. We also have online tutorials to help with programs like Microsoft Word, Internet Explorer and Microsoft Publisher.

Info, 862-9033, w w w .H ollyw oodStyleSw ing.

HANDS-ON CLASSES AND THEME DINNERS:

alternative solution to global problems such as war and environmental destruction? Explore the work of philosopher Ken Wilber and discover the primary roadblock to the emergence of an integral culture: Boomeritis, a dangerous blend of pluralism and narcis

p.m. Rumba, 8 p.m. Cham plain Club, 20 Crowley St., B u rlin gto n . C all 598-6757 or

INTERMEDIATE INTERNET EXPLORATION:

Rd., Su ite 1032, Essex Ju n c tio n . $57 to

Wilber, ($14 re ta il). Info, c a ll C lin t Fuhs, 310-9645. C a ll w ith in te re st in future work shops also. Pre-register, 878-5656 or go to w w w .essexlearningcenter.com . Looking for an

Monday, March 31;

East Coast Sw ing, 7:00 p.m. Foxtrot, 7:30

SALSA DANCING:

cooking

The Essential Ken

FREE DANCE LESSONS:

computers

5:00 p.m. Essex Learning Center, 57 River enroll, include s book.

Come alone or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Class size is limited to 15 leaders and 15 followers, so call soon to reserve your place in this fun and energetic dance class! w w w .FirstStepDance.com .

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Discuss, learn, cook and taste while working in the professional kitchens of our Montpelier campus with our chefs and students.

$50/couple. Info, 598-6757 or v is it

Learn the basics of two very romantic dances, Foxtrot and Swing. Learn techniques and tips that will make your first dance together memorable! w w w .FirstStepDance.com .

drumming BEGINNING CONGA & DJEMBE:

Weekend. A p ril 6, Cake Decorating, Part I o f 2-

@ neci.edu.

St.

A nthony's Church, 305 Flynn Ave., B u rlin g

Sundays, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. March 30, Maple part series. A p ril 13, Cake Decorating, Part 2. A p ril 27, Pie Making. NECI, Montpelier. $35/each (attendees w ill receive aprons, recipes and th e ir finished products to bring home). Info, 225-3308 or CookingWorkshop

Learn how to Swing dance.

WEDDING DANCE WORKSHOP, FOXTROT AND SWING: Sunday, A p ril 13, 1-3 p.m.

Wednesdays,

Conga, 5:30-7 p.m. Djembe, 7-8:30 p.m. New session begins March 19 (no class on A p ril 16). Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., B u rlin g to n . $12. Info, 658-0658. Stuart , t

Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class. BEGINNING TAIKO:

Six-w eek sessions: A dult begin ner classes; Thursdays, begin ning March 20, 5:30-7 p.m. Mondays, begin ning

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Advanced Oil Painting with Model with Gail Salzman, Illustration with Ginny Joyner, Traditional Oil Painting with Tad Spurgeon, Intermediate Watercolor with Susan Abbott. ; v •-

March 31, 5:30-7 p.m. $48. Kids beginner

865-7166.

classes beginning A p ril 1, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $42. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., B u rlin g ton. Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@ sover. net or Ed Leclair, 425-5520, edaiko@ aol. com or Harry Grabenstein, 878-5619.

Experience the power of Taiko-style drumming.

Advanced Level I

class, begin ning the firs t week of A p ril. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne V illage.

fiber & surface design FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL:

OIL/ACRYLIC PAINTING:

Emphasis will be placed on the painting process, and color-mixing and seeing skills will be honed. This class will also include group critiques, drawing and cre ativity exercises. Info, 985-3648.

Classes sta rt

soon. Frog H ollow Craft School, B u rlin g ton .

Fiber classes in: Quilting, Bookmaking, Tapestry Weaving, Basketry, Chair Caning and more! Info, 860-7474.

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VARIATIONS ON A THEME:

Eight weeks,

Mondays, A p ril 21 through Ju n e 16, 6-8

finance SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE INVESTING SEMI NAR: A p ril 8, 6:30-8:30 p.m. St. M ichael's College, St. Edmunds B u ild in g , Rm. 101.

Emma Edwards from Edward Jones presents this seminar and discussion on value-based investing beginning with a short course on breathing techniques with special guest, Scott Moylan, M.S., L. Ac. of Vermont Center of Acupuncture and Holistic Healing. Free. Info, Mary or Emma, 655-5512.

CHINESE PAINTING:

10 a.m. - 3 p.m. (sign up for one or both). Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne V illage.

Instructor Kwok will teach students the subtle forms of Chinese brush painting from a Chinese master. This is a special event! Info, 985-3648.

DRAWING FROM THE MODEL - UNIN STRUCTED: Eight weeks begin ning the

week o f A pril. Shelburne Craft School, Shel burne Village. Info, 985-3648. Bring your pencils, charcoal, conte crayons or paints and workfrom the model to practice your hand and eye fusion. Gesture, short and long poses, as the group wishes. Call to registerfor the series or share your card with a fellow artist if you cannot make it to each session.

HERBAL STUDIES:

Wisdom o f the Herbs, 5-

J u ly 12-13, August 16-17, Sept. 13-14,

WATERCOLOR:

Classes for a ll levels begin ning

Whether you're a beginner or wanting to fur ther explore this medium, you will benefit from these classes. Color experiments, dry brush, wet-on-wet techniques, glazes, washes and more will be covered.

health ONGOING BEREAVEMENT SUPPORT GROUP:

first

Herbs, 100 Main St., B u rlin g to n . $5. Pre register, 865-HERB.

Work to create a dozen or more small pieces of art in a series to be reproduced as cards. This class will focus on developing small, detailed paintings incorporating type, layered images and any thing we can think of. Learn the tricks of reproducing multiples, envelope sizes and printing aspects. Bring your favorite medium (watercolor or acrylic), pencils, pens, tracing paper and ideas. Some painting experience necessary.

School, Shelburne V illage. Info, 985-3648. A p ril 19 and May 3,

A p ril 2, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Purple S hutter

m onth program, May 17-18, Ju n e 14-15,

the firs t week of A p ril. Shelburne Craft

fine arts

DEVELOPING ALIGNMENTS WITH THE SPIRITS OF NATURE: AN HERBAL RELA TIONSHIP WITH GUIDO MASE: Wednesday,

p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne V illage. Info, 985-3684.

Wednesday m ornings, 9:30-11 a.m. 125 College St., B u rlin gton . $4 5/m eeting. Pre

Grief is not something to "get over," but to learn how to live with. Share your experiences in a safe environment with other people who truly understand. Group facilitator Barbara Kester, Ph.D., licensed psychologist-doctorate. register, 657-3668.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Sign up fo r Spring classes now! B urlingto n. S cholarships availab le. V isit

nutrition, organ systems and supporting herbs. Herbs walks will take place in field, forest and wetland. Eat wild foods and learn about plant sustainability. Emphasis will be placed on women's health through all cycles. Animal companion remedies, as well, with practical experience on horses. Make part of your year an empowering health journey for yourself.

herbs

Designedfor anyone interested in the powers of Nature, this class offers an approach to herbology to enrich both the novice and the expert. Throughout, the focus will be on creating relationships with plants and the environment, thereby tapping into the language of the green world for the healing of the person and the Earth.

A nnie McCleary, herb alist, Lin co ln , VT. $750, $100 non-refundable d e p o sit holds yo ur place. Lim ited class size, pre-register, 453-

WOMEN IN MIDLIFE: „

Sunday, A p ril 6, 1-

3 p.m. Purple S h u tter Herbs, 100 Main St., B u rlin g to n . $30, includes herbs. Lim ited

Choosing an herbal blendfor your well-being. Join Dr. Lorilee Schoenbeck, co-author of Meno space, pre-register, 865-HERB.

pause: B ridging the Gap Between Natural

in a rare oppor tunity in the herbal tradition. You'll study the most important herbs for midlife and menopause, and make a tea blend for your unique needs.

and C o nve ntio n al M edicine,

6764, w w w .purpleconeflow erherbals.com .

Learn to identify and honor local wild plants for food and mediane in a context of plant spirit medicine. Harvest and prepare wild edi bles, make home herbal remedies, practice spiritual dowsing, learn practices of sustain able wildcrafting and much more! Beginners and experienced students welcome. HERBS FOR TEENS WITH MELANIE CAR PENTER: Saturday, A p r il 5, 6-8 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., B u rlin g to n . $15. Pre-register, 865-HERB. Are you between the ages of 13 and 18? If so, come andjoin us in a class that will explore how teens can use herbs to improve their health and well-being. This class will focus on herbs for increased energy, better skin, a healthier diet and a strong reproductive system.

HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS:

8-m onth

inline skating INLINE SKATING:

Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Talent SkatePark, S. B u rlin g to n . $10. Info, 250-1380, e m ail su zen n e@ ro lle rd se .co m or

This fresh, new style of skating instruction is so unique and innovative, we promise to have you up and rolling in one hour or your money back! Our trademarked brand of instruction combines elements of stretching, yoga and dance to boost your confidence and prepare you for the bike path. Private instruction available on location. v is it w w w .geo cities.co m /ro llercise.

jewelry INTRO JEWELRY MAKING:

Six-w eek sessions,

Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m.: A p ril 2 throug h May

ap prentice ship program, one Saturday a

7, May 28 thro ug h J u ly 2, and J u ly 23

m onth: A p ril 26, May 17, Ju n e 14, J u ly 19,

throug h A ugust 27. Studio3d, 208 Flynn

A ugust 23, Septem ber 13, October 18,

Avenue, B u rlin g to n . $145. Info, 32 4-2240

November 15. Held on a horse farm in

Learn the funda mentals ofjewelry-making in order to create objects you'll be proud to wear. or S tu d io 3 d @ to g e th e r.n e t.

M ilton , VT. $750, includes a ll supplies. S lid in g scale and work study p o sitio n s a v a il able. Pre-register, 89 3-0 521 or 425-7189.

Join certified herbalists Kelley Robie and Sarah Zettelmeyer for interdisciplinary experi ence understanding the traditional wisdom of holistic health. We will be covering diet and

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BACKSTAGE DRAMAS SUMMER CAMP:

Ages

11-14, Monday through Friday, Ju n e 23 through J u ly 3, 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Flynn Center, B urlingto n. $395. For more in fo or to register, c a ll Paulina Anderson a t 6524548 or send an em ail to panderson@ flynncenter.org. Give your child the chance to per form on the Flynn's main stage! In this twoweek intensive camp, children get a look at what lies backstage and perform in an origi nal piece built around life in the theater.

FLYNNARTS APRIL VACATION CAMP:

area. Prices vary. Info, 545-2676. Immerse yourself in Italian to prepare for a trip abroad or to better enjoy the country's music, art and cuisine.

the healing power of Hatha Yoga. Buddhist meditation is a tool for uncovering one's inherent wakefulness. Open to all levels. WEEKLY MEDITATION AND DISCUSSION:

AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Introductory classes, Tuesday, 5:30 p.m. Adults: Monday through Thursday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 6:45-7:45 p.m.; Wednesdays, noon-1 p.m.; Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.; Saturdays, 10-11:45 p.m. Children:

FREE PILATES REFORMER CLASS: Introductory class only, Mondays, 5:30 p.m.

Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. S p irit Dancer Books &

and Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Shelburne

Gifts, B urlington. $5, donations welcom ed.

A th le tic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., S hel

Allow your mind to calm and your spirit to grow. Barry Weiss will use his knowledge to guide you into focused thought and educated discussion.

Utilize a variety of specifically designed apparatus to promote the ultimate Pilates workout.

Info, 660-8060.

martial arts

pilates

burne. Info, 985-2229 or www.shelburne athle tic.co m .

music

pottery

DRUM AND VOCAL WORKSHOP WITH A GW0 KA MASTER: Wednesday, A p ril 16,

HAND BUILDING: 5-

Ten weeks, Thursdays, A p ril

3 through May 5, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne

"W arhol Scene Studies" w ith the Fleming

Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m.; Saturdays, 9-10 a.m.

6:30 p.m. Flynn Center, B urlingto n. $15,

Craft School, Shelburne V illage. Info, 985-

Museum. Grades 1-3, Monday, A p ril 21

A ikido o f Cham plain Valley, 257 Pine St.,

pre-registration required. For more in fo on

through Friday, A p ril 25, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.

B urlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikido

th is event or other FlynnArts classes fo r a ll

Flynn Center and Flem ing Museum, B u rlin g

vt.org.

3648. This class offers an overview of hand building techniques with projects designed to push your limits and stimulate creative growth. Methods explored include slab build ing, coiling, use of a drape or slump mold, use of paper patterns and workingfrom a solid mass. All levels welcome.

to n. $120. For more in fo or to register, ca ll Paulina Anderson a t 652-4548 or send an e m ail to panderson@ flynncenter. org. This unique camp combines art and theater in an exploration of comics and icons of popular culture. Children imagine their own comic book characters and bring them to life on stage, then move to the art studio and work with layering and multiple images to create portraits, a T-shirt design and more.

This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques.

ARNIS:

Saturdays, 11:30 a.m., Wednesdays,

7:30 p.m. M artial Way Self-Defense Center, 25 Raymond Rd., Colchester. First class free.

This Filipino discipline com bines the fluid movements of the escrima stick with graceful and dynamicfootwork. Info, 893-8893.

M0Y YAT VING TSUN KUNG FU:

B eginner

ages c a ll 652-4500 or v is it www.flynncen

Klod Kiavue, leader of the Gwo Ka musicians, leads a drum and vocal workshop introducing participants to traditional Guadeloupean chants and rhythms. Participants should bring their own hand drums. Some drumming experience required. ter.org.

SUMMERTIME LATIN JAZZ CAMP WITH RAY VEGA: For instru m e n ta lists ages 13-25. Monday, Ju ly 14 through Friday, Ju ly 18,

classes four days a week. 28 North St., two

12:30-5:30 p.m. Flynn Center, B urlingto n.

Children and

bu ild in gs up from North Ave., B urlington.

$265. For more in fo or to register, ca ll

young adults. For more in fo or to register,

Info, 324-7702, w w w .kungfu-videos.com .

Paulina Anderson at 652-4548 or em ail

c a ll Paulina Anderson a t 652-4548 or em ail

Traditional training in the pure Ving Tsun System, rooted in relaxation, centerline and efficiency.

Spend a week immersed in the world of Latin Jazz! Led by world-renownedjazz trumpeter Ray Vega, Alex Stewart and Jazzismo, this camp gives students the opportunity to hone their indi vidual skills and participate in large and small ensembles.

FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS:

Includes: Tales of the Earth; Imagine!; Wizards, Wands and Magical Lands; Let's Make a Movie; History Comes Alive; Wild & Wacky History; Hip-Hop, Jazz Dance Styles; Latin-Jazz Camp with world-renowned trumpeter Ray Vega, and many more. panderson@ flynncenter.org.

THE CHAFFEE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Kids classes for April: "Stained Glass fo r A dolescents," ages 11-15, Monday, A p ril

TAEKWONDO CLASSES:

Beginner classes:

Ages 11 and up, Mondays and Fridays, 5:306:30 p.m. M ighty Mites: Ages 4-7, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4:45-5:30 p.m. Catam ount Kids: Ages 8-11, Mondays and Fridays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. Wednesdays, 4-4:45 p.m. Fam ily Class: Ages 11 and up, Tues-days, Wednesdays and Thursdays,

14 through Wednesday, A p ril 16, 3-5 p.m.

5:45-7 p.m. Saturday m orning: A ll ages,

"A rt and Tactile Experience for Toddlers,"

9:30-10:30 a.m. Am erican Taekwondo

ages 20 m onths-3 years, Monday, A p ril 14

Academy, 7 Fayette Rd., S. B urlington

through Wednesday, A p ril 16, 9-10 a.m.

(behind McDonald's on Shelburne Rd.).

"D ribble Drabble A rt for Young Children,"

Info, 864-7200 or w w w .am ericantkd.com .

Monday, A p ril 14 through Wednesday, A p ril

Ancient kicking art of South Korea. Learn self-defense, obtain superior physical fitness and begin thejourney of self-discovery. Come share in our excitement!

16, 10 a.m. - noon. "Some Bunny Loves You," ages 5 and up, A p ril 12, 10-11 a.m.

For more info or to enroll in these classes, please call the Chaffee Art Center, 775-0356. WARHOL SCENE STUDIES: ART AND DRAMA VACATION CAMPS: A p ril Vacation Camp,

panderson@ flynncenter.org.

TRADITIONAL CHINESE KUNG FU:

Tuesdays

and Thursdays, 8-9 p.m., Saturdays, 1011:30 a.m., Sundays, 10-11:30 a.m. The

parenting BOOT CAMP FOR NEW DADS:

A p ril 12, 9 a.m. -

noon. Fanny Allen Campus o f Fletcher A llen Health Care, Colchester. $20, scholarships

POTTERY CLASSES WITH OPEN STUDIO:

In-

depth m orning and evening classes fo r a ll s k ill levels. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne V illage. Info, 985-3648. Introduce yourself to the fundamentals of the potter's wheel or further your understanding of utili tarian pottery creation, focusing on hightemperature stoneware and soda firings. Classes taught by professional potter Michael Connelly and his staff.

SCULPTING THE FIGURE: begin ning in A p ril.

Thursday evenings,

Shelburne Craft School,

Work through the process of ceramics and refine your skills using the human form as your focus. Color slips will be applied by means of printing, inlaying, trailing, painting and soda fire. Shelburne V illage. Info, 985-3648.

VERMONT CLAY STUDIO:

A ll levels, adult,

teen, kids and preschool, 5- and 10-week classes begin ning A p ril 1st. Classes include: Basic Clay Skills, Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. Tackle

are available. Pre-register, Lund Fam ily

Dads with their new babies get together with fathers-tobe to talk about caring for a newborn and the challenges of being a parent. This class is for men only. Center, Harry Frank, 864-7467.

Those Problems, Tuesdays, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Expression W ith Clay, Thursdays, 6-8:30 p.m. Not Your Ordinary Pot, Thursdays, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. H andbuilding Altered Forms, Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m. Creative Tiles, Monday, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Teen

pets

Class, Mondays, 6-8:30 p.m. Mixed Level

DROP-IN BEHAVIOR CLINIC:

A ltern ative Firing, Saw dust & Raku,

Pottery, Fridays, 11:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. First Tuesday of

grades 1-3, Monday, A p ril 21 through Friday,

Verm ont Center for Acupuncture and H o listic

every m onth, 6:45-7:30 p.m. Humane

Saturdays, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Come Play

A p ril 25, 9 a.m. through noon. Flynn Center,

H ealing, 257 Pine St., B urlington. $12/class

Society of Chittenden County, 142 Kindness

w ith Clay, Wednesdays, 11-2 p.m. Mudpie

B urlingto n. $120. Pre-register, Flynn Center,

or $35/m onth for un lim ited classes th a t

Ct., S. B urlington. Free. 862-0135 x 117.

652-4548 or Fleming Education Dept., 656-

m onth. Info, 86 4-7778 or w w w .vcahh.org.

Celebrate the spirit of Warhol's print making using comics and the icons of pop culture to create larger-than-life portraits, monoprints and a T-shirt design. Participants will develop characters and bring portraits of pop culture to life on stage. 0750.

language ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing, Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. and Sundays, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., B urlington. Free.

Classes will focus on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open for all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history. Info, Colleen W right, 865-7211.

ESL:

Ongoing sm all group classes, begin ner to

interm ediate. Verm ont A d u lt Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan A llen, Colchester. Free. Info, 324-8384. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

FRENCH:

Xing Yi Chuan is a traditional Chinese inter nal Kung Fu system and an effective form of self-cultivation. WING CHUN KUNG FU:

Fridays, 6 p.m.

M artial Way Self-D efense Center, 25

your dog has selective hearing? Is coming home to shredded garbage getting you down? Does Fido have trouble making friends? Take the first step on the road to better under standing your dog's behavior and to finding solutions.

Raymond Rd., Colchester. First class free.

This simple and practical martial-art form was created by a woman and requires no special strength or size. Info, 893-8893.

meditation MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS:

First

and th ird Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. B urlington.

Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace. Free. Info, 658-2447.

TWO ONE-DAY WORKSHOPS ON YOGA AND MEDITATION WITH ACHARYA JUDY LIEF AND VAJRA YOGA TEACHER JILL SATTER FIELD: "Em bodied and Awake: The Power of Practices," Saturday, March 29, 10 a.m. 4 p.m. $60. "C u ltivatin g Peace: The Path of

Classes fo r a ll levels: Beginners, tw ice/w eek. Interm ediates, once/w eek.

Yoga and M e d itatio n ," Sunday, March 30, 1-5 p.m. $40. The Burlington Sham bhala

Advanced, once/w eek. Intensive one-day workshops. Je rich o . Info and reg istration, 899-4389. A native speaker with her Master's

Center, 187 S. W inooski Ave., B urlington. To register, ca ll A nnelies Sm ith, 862-1935. Join

degree and experience in France and Quebec teaches listening, speaking, reading and writ ing in a friendly, flexible, but conscientious environment where each individual can bring his/her own cultural interests along.

two experienced teachers to explore how med itation practice can deepen one's yoga train ing and howyogic practice can support one's meditation. Vajra yoga was inspired by the insights of Buddhist teachings combined with

outdoors OUTDOOR LEADERSHIP: SOFT SKILLS AND BEYOND: Wednesday, A p ril 2, 6:30-9 p.m.

Story Hours, Pre-schoolers, 10-11 a.m. K-5, 4-5 p.m. Claym obile (by appt., we bring the m aterials and in stru cto r to you). Plenty of free open studio tim e. The Verm ont Clay Studio, Rt. 100, Waterbury Center. Info, register, 244-1126. Come experience clay at Vermont's premier nonprofit educational clay center.

qi gong QI GONG:

Ongoing classes for a ll levels,

GMC Headquarters, Waterbury Center.

Mondays and Thursdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m.;

$5/m em bers, $8/nonm em bers. Pre-register,

Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. The

Green M ountain Club, 24 4-7037 or o n lin e at

Verm ont Center for A cupuncture and H o listic

w w w .greenm ountainclub.org. Are you a camp counselor? A teacher hiking with your class? A wannabe outdoor leader of tomorrow? Being a successful leader takes more than mastery of hard skills. Learn about the fine art of trip leading from experienced leaders and guides. This workshop will include a panel discussion and practice scenarios.

H ealing, 257 Pine St., B u rlin gto n . $12/class or $35/m onth fo r u n lim ited classes th a t m onth. Info, 86 4-7 778 or w w w .vcahh.org.

Qi Gong is a gentle exercise that coordinates deep breathing and movement to help with overall circulation and well-being. SUN DO:

Ongoing begin ner classes, Mondays,

Wednesdays, Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Sun Do Center, 7 Court St., M ontpelier. First class

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Sun Do is a Korean form of Qi Gong that includes breath work and meditation, stretching and postures, and internal organ exercises. free. Info, 22 3-1739 or 229-4262.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL • ARTS: B eg inning B lack-and-W hite Dark room, Tuesdays, May 13 through Ju n e 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Firehouse Com m unity Darkroom, B u rlin g to n . $ 9 5; scholarships available. V is it w w w .burlingtoncityarts.com or c a ll 865-7166. Darkroom memberships

available. All levels welcome.

reiki REIKI I TRAINING:

Saturday, March 29, 11

a.m. - 5 p.m. Pathways to W ell Being, B u rlin g to n . Pre-register, B lakely Oakes, M.S., master teacher, 86 2-8806 x 4. Reiki is an ancient healing art originating in Tibetan

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Buddhism. Class includes attunements and practice.

scuba

which promotes self-empowerment, well being and evolution. Presented by Clare Joy.

wood

SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS:

Eight ses

sions, Tuesdays and Thursdays, A p ril 1 through A p ril 24, 5:30-10 p.m. B u rlin g

ADVANCED WOODWORKING SEMINAR: Number o f hours required w ill be deter Hourly, w eekly and biw eekly can be nego

open-w ater c e rtific a tio n dives, or com

tiate d . Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex.

plete open-w ater dives a t a warm -w ater

Results in an internationally recognized, lifetime cer tification. Call Waterfront Diving Center at 865-2771 for more info or to register.

support groups SEE LISTINGS IN THE WELLNESS DIREC TORY IN THE CLASSIFIEDS, SECTION B.

tai chi TAI CHI CHUAN:

Ongoing classes,

Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m. B eginner class, Wednesdays, 6:15-7:15 p.m. Thursdays, 7-8 p.m. Saturdays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. The Verm ont Center fo r Acupuncture and H o listic H ealing, 257 Pine St., B u rlin gton . $1 2/class or $3 5/m onth for un lim ited

Info, 878-0057 or v is it w w w .shoptalkver m ont.com . This course is designedfor intermediate and advanced woodworkers who aspire to advance and enhance their woodworking knowledge and skills with hand tools, machines and accuracy regard ing their techniques. With individual, oneon-one guidance, tips and demonstrations from master woodworker Robert Fletcher of Robert Fletcher Furniture Design Inc., Cambridge, VT. Participants will build indi vidually proposed furniture pieces. Select either a table, desk, casework construction or a chair for your project.

29 through Ju ly 1, 6-9 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A

Workshop: Ages 13-18, Saturday, March 29, 1-4 p.m. Flynn Center, B u rlin gton . A u d itio n s fo r "H ONK!" Friday, A p ril 4 and Saturday, A p ril 5, tim e and lo catio n TBD. Pre-register, 652-4548. Immerse yourself in three weeks of skill-building, rehearsing and performing the award-winning musical, HONK!, scheduled for production in the FlynnSpace July 10, 11, 12 and 13. All interested participants are encouraged to attend. Opportunities for performers, tech nical theater and stage management roles.

well-being UNIVERSAL CALIBRATION LATTICE AND BALANCING TECHNIQUE: Thursday, March 27, 7-8:30 p.m. S p irit Dancer Books and Gifts, B urlington. $10. Pre-register, 660-

This introductory class will give an overview of the UCL and benefits of working with this area of the electromagneticfield, 8060.

Firehouse

Center

Morse Drive, Essex. $200/nonm em bers, 25% off/m em bers. Lim ited class size, 878-0057, w w w .shoptalkverm ont.com .

FINE WOODWORKING:

Call to sched ule a convenient time for you to attend. LATHE-TURNING WORKSHOP:

4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Start with a block of wood and make a finished piece in a day!, Learn thefundamental techniques of turning wood round. Each student will havefull access to a lathe throughout the session. Open studio sessions following the workshop.

LET'S ROCK! BUILD AND CARVE A ROCK ING ANIMAL: Mondays, A p ril 8 through June 9, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne V illage. Info, 985-3648.

Learn or improve carving and sculptural woodworking skills as you build a lasting toy rocking horse for your favorite child. Using a furnished design, you'll transfer it to wood and cut the pieces on the hand saw, carve the body, then build the rockers and finish with paint or stain.

Shelburne V illa g e .'In fo , 985-3648.

FINISHING TECHNIQUES:

WOODCARVING CLASS FOR BEGINNERS: Ten sessions, 30 hours, Wednesdays, A p ril 16 through Ju n e 18, 6-9 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. Lim ite d class size,

Saturday, A p ril

878-0057, w w w .shoptalkverm ont.com .

26, 1-4 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive,

Students will be introduced to basic carving techniques using hand tools. Upon comple tion of the course, each student will have constructed either a black duck, a Mallard, a hen or a drake.

Essex. $45. Lim ited class size, 878-0057, w w w .shoptalkverm ont.com . This course provides homeowners and beginning wood workers with the knowledge necessary to effectively prepare and finish wood prod ucts. Subjects covered include finishing theory, surface preparation, staining and protective finish application.

Saturday,

A p ril 12 and Sunday, A p ril 13, 10 a.m. -

evening classes. Shelburne Craft School,

Learn the basic fundamentals of woodworking by creating a small, handsome table or contin ue improving your craftsmanship and design in an intermediate or advanced class.

One session, three hours or

w w w .shoptalkverm ont.com .

Ten-week class for

Saturday, March 29, 10-11 a.m. M em orial A uditorium (ground level), B u rlin g to n .

Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $4 5/non-

Free. C a ll 86 5-7 166 fo r in fo or to sign up.

members, 25% off/m em bers. Lim ited class

Sponsored by The Write Place, a program of Burlington City Arts. Custom-design a writ-

for the V is ua l A r t s

H ey! L o o k in g fo r a w om an , 4 0 + , in g oo d p h y sic a l c o n d itio n to k a y a k /c a m p , m tn b ik e , a n d h ik e w ith in VT/NH. Me: p e rso n a l tra in e r, scu lp to r, love th e o u td o o rs. In te r e s te d ? Love to h e a r fro m you. 6077

yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA:

Ongoing day and

evening classes or private in stru ctio n and yoga therapy. H inesburg. Info, 482-3191 or w w w .dow nstreetm agazine.com /beecher h illy o g a . Beecher Hill Yoga offers classes in Integrative Yoga, Yogafor Posture & Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yogabased Stress Reduction.

BIKRAM YOGA:

Ongoing d a ily classes for a ll

levels. 257 Pine St., B u rlin g to n . Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA:

D aily Astanga yoga classes,

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, 5:30 p.m ., Wednesdays, 10 a.m ., Satur days, 9:30 a.m. Beginners: Sundays, 4 p.m., Wednesdays, 5:30 p.m. Old High School, B risto l. Info, 482-5547 or v is it w w w .bristolyoga.com . This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body andfree the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA:

Ongoing d a ily classes,

156 St. Paul St., Burlirtgto n. Prices vary.

Students at all levels receive challenging instruction. Info , 658-YOGA (9642).

MONTPELIER BIKRAM YOGA:

Ongoing

classes a t Geezum Crow Yoga, 37 Elm St., M ontpelier. Info, 229-9922.

YOGA VERMONT: Astanga

HOW TO SET UP A WRITERS' GROUP:

size, 878-0057, w w w .shoptalkverm ont.com .

up. This class is sponsored by The Write Place, a program of Burlington City Arts. Most people have had an experience that would make a good story — if only they knew how to tell it. This class will guide beginning and intermediate writers through the process of creating fiction out of real life using exercises, assignments and inclass critiques. Topics to be covered include: voice, point of view and theme.

Stretch, tone,

sweat and smile.

writing

FUNDAMENTALS OF HAND-TOOL SHARP ENING: Saturday, A p ril 19, 1-4 p.m.

May

20 (no class A p ril 22), 7-8:30 p.m. Firehouse Center for V isu a l Arts, B u rlin g

Morse Drive, Essex. $60/1 session, $100/2

a ll levels begin ning March 31, m orning or

TRANSFORMING EXPERIENCE INTO FICTION: Tuesdays, A p ril 8 through

to n . $80. C all 865-7166 fo r in fo or to sign

sessions. Lim ited class size, 878-0057,

Beginning woodworkers are exposed to the various components of milling andjoinery techniques as they construct a project of their choice.

m J 3 W 3 l

This class is for serious woodworkers who would like to increase their level of wood working skills. Emphasis is on design issues, traditional case construction, draw/door making and fitting, hand-tool skills andjoinery techniques. tw o sessions, six hours. Shoptalk, 7A

Ten sessions, 30 hours, Mondays, A p ril 7

ers' group that's right for you. At this free seminar, you'll find out about different ways of running groups and about deciding whom to include. Let us help you, then, find other writers to join your group.

0057 or v is it w w w .shoptalkverm ont.com .

LATHE CLASS:

BASIC WOODWORKING TECHNIQUES: through Ju n e 9, 6-9 p.m. Thursdays, A p ril

FREE INFORMATIONAL WORKSHOP AND AUDITIONS FOR FLYNNARTS' SUMMER MUSICAL PRODUCTION OF "HONK!":

7A Morse Drive, Essex. $200. Info, 878-

be determ ined afte r the in it ia l consult.

This traditional Yang Style short-form Tai Chi is a gentle and flowing exercise that helps correct posture and cre ates deep relaxation and overall health.

theater

through May 8, 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Shoptalk,

$50 in it ia l co n su lta tio n fee. Total cost to

classes th a t m onth. Info, 86 4-7 778 or w w w .vcahh.org.

INTERMEDIATE LEVEL FURNITURE MAK ING: Five sessions, Thursdays, A p ril 10

m ined by the project and shop use.

to n . $245. A d d itio n a l $50 for lo ca l spring

v acatio n d e stin a tio n th is winter.

This three-hour course will present the the ory and practice of sharpening and honing flat-edge tools with a practical emphasis * on chisels and hand-plane blades.

You’re gonna

classes every day.

Jivam ukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Iyengar, be ginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace M ill and Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or w w w .yogaverm ont.com . Many styles to choosefrom, various levels of inten sity, invigorate youryoga practice or start fresh. ®

love

Nia is an expressive fitness, movement & body awareness practice combining

dance, martial arts, yoga & tai chi.

Intro Classes April 5 and 12 1? 1:15PM (D y o g a v e r m o n t $15 per class/$26 for both Guest Master Teacher

CASEY BERNSTEIN teacher

& director of

The Center for Body/Mind Awareness in Albany, NY

To register call 518-463-5145 or www.thecenterforbodymindawareness.com

* Intermediate Oil with the Model * Illustration * Intermediate & Advanced Watercolor * Drawing * Bookmaking * Printmaking * Photography Visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com for complete listings or call 865-7166 to register.

two’s com pany.

PERSONALS

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Burlington Bagel Bakery

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Counter Servers (weekends a must)

A p p ly in p erson

All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

Immediate opening in busy family practice office. Full-time position. Send cover letter and resume to:

Licensed childcare center, seeks energetic, empathetic, educated team players to join our play-based program.

992 Shelburne Rd.

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►EMPLOYMENT & BUSINESS OPR LINE. ADS: 7 5 0 a word. ►LEGALS: Starting at 3 50 a word. ►REAL ESTATE + WELLNESS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 500/word. ►REAL ESTATE ADS: 2 5 words for $ 2 5 ►LINE ADS: 25 words for $7. Over 25: 300/word. ►DISPLAY ADS: $ 1 7 .0 0 /c o l. inch. ►ADULT ADS: $20/co l. inch.

LPN-Medical Assistant

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Georgia Health Center

Please call 8 6 3 - 2331.

K itch e n H elp er

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M o rn in g hours only. $8/hr., 20-25 hours/w eek. N o nights, w e e k e n d s or holidays. " C a ll 802-862-6253

N O W H IR jN G

Attn: Nurse Manager 4178 Highbridge Rd. Fairfax, VT 05454

S . Burlington

Full-time, $11 - $12/hr. depending on experience. A/P, A/R, data entry & assist with office

Prep C o o k

management.

(fu ll-tim e a n d p a r t-tim e )

E x p e r ie n c e r e q u ir e d

Send resume to:

w ith s o u p s S s a la d s .

SD E m p lo y m e n t

Burlington

A p p ly a t M ir a b e lle s

M eals On

198 M ain St.

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OFFICE ASSISTANT

P0 Box 1164 B u rlin g to n , VT 05402

B u rlin g to n

AVAudubon VERMONT

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“Great Ways to Spend Your Sum m er Vacation”

S um m er C am p C ook Great opportunity for a flexible individual who loves to be

(Yankee Magazine, June 2001)

around environmentally conscious adults and children!

Apply today! Front Desk/Reservations Switchboard Retail Sales Associate Night Auditor Line Cooks Prep Cooks Salad Prep

Audubon Vermont's High Pond Camp is looking for a summer camp cook. Responsible for menu planning, purchasing, meal preparation, sanitation and supervision of kitchen staff. Ability to prepare both non-vegetarian and vegetarian meals. Possibilities for room and board. Competitive Salary. Robert King, High Pond Diredor 255 Shermun Hollow Road

Prefer Entire Season Availability (May through October)

Huntington, VT 05462

80 2-4 75-7 84 8

1-802-434-3068

email: employment@basinharbor.com Vergennes, Vermont

(EOi m/f/v)

BOYS 81 GIRLS CLUB OF BURLINGTON

Summer Camp Staff The Boys 8 Girls Club of Burlington is looking for energetic, experienced, creative staff to work in our Summer Programs. Positions available: Group Leaders, Lifeguards, Swim instructors. Full time and part time positions available. Daytime, weekend and evening shifts. Send resume to: Boys £ Girls Club, 62 Oak St. Burlington, VT 05401. EOE

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For a Future You Can Bank On • How do you define success? •Are you satisfied with your present employment? • Do you wish to control your own destiny? • Do you see yourself doing the same work for the rest of your life? H A V E Y O U EVER C O N S ID E R E D T H E U N LIM ITED O P P O R TU N IT IES O F A N IN S U R A N C E CAREER? IFY O U R A N S W E R ISYESW E N E E D T O TA LK . W E O FFER: • Unlimited Income Potential • Formal Training • Field Training •Advancement • Flexibility • Management Support •A large well-established company since 1879 • Proven track record of investing in carefully selected representatives Call: Brenda at Bankers Life and Casualty Company 802-775-5135 E O C M/F/H RA9034

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M acro Americorps Promise Fellow Position King Street Youth Center, a dynamic communi ty center serving children and youth has an immediate opening for an Americorps Promise Fellow. See www.Americorps.org for information on the Americorps program While managing Kid’s Lemonade, a youth-run vendor cart on Church Street, the Fellow will provide job skills training and work experience for at-risk youth ages I 1-16. During the school year, the Fellow will assist with life skills curriculum. Experience working with teens a must. BA in broad area of human ser vices preferred.

Contact: V icky o r G ab riella a t King S tre e t Youth C e n te r P O Box 1615 B u rlin g to n ,V T 05402 (8 0 2 )-86 2-6 736 EO E

ASSISTANT DATA COLLECTION MANAGER MACRO INTERNATIONAL INC., AN OPINION RESEARCH CORPORATION COMPANY (ORC MACRO), is a professional services firm offering high-quality research, management consulting and information technology services supporting business and government. As an Assistant Data Collection Manager your primary focus will be on supervising the activities of Shift Supervisors and Telephone Interviewers. Other duties include training and motivating staff and a variety of other research center management activities. You should possess “hands-on” supervisory experience, strong interpersonal, organizational and analytic/problem solving skills, and familiarity/affinity with computers. ORC MACRO offers an excellent benefits package including 401 (k), profit sharing, tuition reimbursement and opportunity for personal and professional develop ment. EO E /M /F/V /D . Send resume to: jobvt@burlington.orcmacro.com. Visit us on the web at www.macroint.com.

MACRO INTERNATIONAL INC. Attn: HR 126 College Street Burlington, VT 05401

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E M P LO Y M E N T PHYSICAL THERAPIST

assistant health club manager

WITH 2 - 5 YEARS OUT-PATIENT ORTHOPEPIC

The Woolen Mill Health Club is currently accepting applications for the position of Assistant Health Club Manager. Must have prior health club experience and certification preferred. This is a full-time position offering excellent benefits. Send resume, cover letter and three references to: 20 West Canal Street, Suite 2, Winooski VT 05404 (802)-655-2399

EXPERIENCE TO JOIN SMALL PRIVATELY OWNER CLINIC IN COLCHESTER, VT. ERGONOMIC ANALYSIS AND FCE EXPERIENCE HELPFUL. FULL-TIME POSITION WITH COMPETITIVE

SALARY ANP BENEFITS.

SUBMIT RESUM E TO NANCY COUSINO, POBOX 3 8 , COLCHESTER, VT 0 5 4 4 6

Outreach Education P resenter (24

BURLINGTON F U T O N COMPANY FABRIC CUTTER

hrs/wk with benefits) Role player to

help express a male's point of view for a violence prevention program designed to prevent domestic

J o in o u r c u t a n d s e w t e a m

BOYS & GIRLS CLUB

a n d p a r t ic ip a t e

in m a k i n g f u t o n s l i p c o v e r s , p i l l o w s a n d

Education Specialist

a c c e s s o r i e s . R e s p o n s i b i l i t i e s i n c l u d e lif t in g ,

and sexual violence. The OEP assists the Outreach Educator

The Boys £ Girls Club of Burlington is looking

s p r e a d in g a n d c u t t in g o f f a b r ic . A b ilit y t o

in presenting the "Building Healthy Relationships" program

for energetic, creative, experienced staff

t h i n k o n y o u r f e e t a n d lift h e a v y o b j e c t s

in schools, colleges and civic organizations. Helps to develop

r e q u ir e d . E x p e r ie n c e p r e f e r r e d , t r a in in g

to help coordinate educational activities in

a v a ila b le ,

our After School for the rest of the school

materials, maintain statistics and act as a community liaison. Must be a team player with good communication skills and a feminist perspective. Send resume by 04 / 04/03 to:

Clarina Howard Nichols Center PO Box 517 Morrisville, VT EOE

degree preferred. Part time position;

C o m p e t i t i v e w a g e s a n d b e n e f it s .

2:oo-5:3opm M-F. Send resum e to:

B u r lin g t o n F u t o n C o . 3 8 8 P in e S t r e e t

Boys £ Girls Clu b, 62 Oak St. B u rlin gton,

B u r lin g t o n , V T 0 5 4 0 1

VT 0 54 0 1 . Phone 8 6 4 - 5 2 6 3 . EOE

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S E A S O N A L TECHNI CAL

RRUEGGER’S BAGELS®

S U P P O R T SPECIALISTS

Come Join O ur Team!

Support the DR® line of outdoor power equipment for our customers worldwide! Basic computer skills; nice telephone manner; experience with small engines, outdoor power equipment or general mechanical abilities; solid problem-solving skills; experience and comfort working with the public required. Must be available to work days, evenings and weekends. EOE

year an d summer. Related Bachelor’s

P o s it iv e w o r k e n v ir o n m e n t .

Bruegger’s Bagel Bakery, on Church Street, has immediate opportunities for a full-time Assistant Manager as well as Shift Supervisors. Become part o f the best team ‘round’! You’ll find a team-oriented job loaded with fun and career growth possibilities. Bruegger’s offers competitive pay and great benefits including medical, dental, life insurance, 401 (k) and on the job training... all of this in a grease-free environment with no late nights!

R EG IS T E R ED N U R S E S a n d P H L E B O T O M IS T S IV E x p e r i e n c e A P lu s Earn the satisfaction of giving back to your community and meeting new people while working in a rewarding, challenging and fast-paced medical environment at the American Red Cross Blood Services in Burlington, Vermont We are currently seeking REGISTERED NURSES and PHLEBOTOMISTS to work in our Burlington Donor room and also to travel to blood drives throughout our Vermont territory locations. You'll be responsible for all aspects of blood collection and conducting donor interviews. Must be flexible and committed to work the hours needed to make collection targets, have superior customer service skills and be detail-oriented. We have intensive training. Exceptional communicatidn and customer service skills a plus.

We offer competitive pay, seasonal bonus opportunities, paid training program, and a casual, fun work environment! Applications available in our Vergennes Showroom or

If you are interested in joining our Burlington team, please mail, fax or e-mail your resume and salary requirements to:

send resume, cover letter & references to:

The Home of

PO Box 240, HR Dept SD 260 Vergennes, V T 05491 fax 802-877-1229 job hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@countryhomeproducts.com www.countryhomeproducts.com

Bruegger’s Bagels in an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Are you tire d o f n o t g e ttin g

SHEET METAL ESTIMATOR/SALES

cares a b o u t you!

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r iv e r s

Apply in person l David Drive, Essex, VT

Tri-Angle Metal Fab is seeking an individual for custom sheet metal estim ating and customer contact. Someone with prior job shop estimating experience or mechanical contractor foreman experience may be a good candidate. The successful applicant will be responsible for meeting with customers, establishing job criteria and estimating.

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Apply in person 764 Shelburne Road South Burlington

www.newenglandbiood.org

education program through the Lund Family Center. A ssist students (young mothers) toward GED and adult diploma goals in supportive setting. Bachelor’s degree required; license preferred. Commitment to working with young children and families and personal initiative important!

Applicant must have prior work experience/ knowledge of sheet metal layout, shearing, bending and welding. Must be able to read

Send resume and three references to

architectural prints. Estimating is done on Windows based software. Prior experience with MS Excel & Outlook is a plus. We offer competitive wages, health insurance, and 401 K. Apply at: Tr i -A ngle M etal Fa b

103

Full & part-time benefits, flexible schedule EOE

l | | l American Red Cross

F u ll-tim e T eacher for alternative

recognized f o r yo ur o u tsta n d in g

ESSEX LO CATIO N NEEDS

: SrenchLi@itsa.redcross.org. Mail resumes to: AMERICANREDCROSS

Bruegger’s Bagels ATTN: George Parker 159 Bank Street, Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 603-715-5115 gparker@brueggers.com

COUNTRY HOME PRODUCTS®, INC.

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We offer an excellent benefit package with a matching 401k. Come join the Red Cross Team!

Lynne Robbins Lund Family Center 76 Glen Rd Burlington, VT 05401

Gonyeau Road

05468 P h o n e : 802 -893-1581 Fa x : 802 -893-1814

M ilt o n , Vt.

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G r e e n M o u n ta in C o ffe e R o a ste rs is g ro w in g a n d w e are lo o k in g fo r d y n a m ic in d iv id u a ls w h o are te a m players to jo in o u r c o m p a n y .

M arketin g Director- C o n su m e r Direct B ased o u t o f o u r c o rp o ra te h e a d q u a rte rs in W a te rb u ry , V T th is in d ivid u a l will re p o rt directly to th e Vice P re s id e n t o f Sales & M a rk e tin g a n d w ill be resp on sib le fo r d riv in g p ro fitab le g ro w th fo r G M C R 's C o n s u m e r D ire c t busin ess across all d irec t m e d ia veh icle s. M a n a g in g an d d ire c tin g o u r m ail o rd e r ca ta lo g , direct m a il,

Position available, on a full-time basis, for a C a fe C o o k Looking fo r a creative, versatile cook to fiil a fu ll

organic cafe. Must be self-motivated, flexible and

agement and administration, youth volunteer

passionate about food.

recruitment, and organization. Flexible hours available; benefits provided.

analytical an d strategic th in k in g skills are en c ou rag ed to apply. Critical q ualification s

Earn excellent wages and benefits. And you'll be

o f m a rk e tin g p rinciples an d practices an d te a m le adership / su p e rviso ry experience. Intere sted c a n d id a te s s h o u ld fo rw a rd a letter o f a p p lic a tio n , a re s u m e , a n d a list o f

part o f a unique team that is dedicated to great

p ro fe ssio n a l references to :

Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Human Resources - Recruitment 33 Coffee Lane, Waterbury, VT 05676 FAX to (802) 244-6570 Email to jobs@CMCR.com

youth. College graduates preferred. Responsibilities include youth program man

are ju s t a few o f th e diverse responsibilities fo r th is p o s itio n . Individu als w ith stron g

7years experience in direct m a rk e tin g , a c o m p re h e n s ive u n d e rs ta n d in g

motivated individual who enjoys working with

time cooking and set-up position in our high-energy

print, telem arketing, and o th e r direct ca m p aign s and develop ing o u r club m e m bersh ip

also in clude

Americorps Promise Fellow

customer service and adding value to our community. Stop in and fill out an application or call us at (802)-863-2569 and ask fo r M atthew or K.

C M C R o ffers a c o m p re h e n s iv e to ta l c o m p e n s a tio n an d b e n e fit p ackage an d F R E E

Send cover letter and resume to:

Kirsten Glennon Northern Vermont Chapter, ARC 29 Mansfield Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Phone: 802-660-9130

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Prevent Child Abuse Vermont Grant Writer Successful candidates will have a proven track record, exceptional communication skills, both written and oral, high energy and dedication. A Bachelor's degree in marketing, communications or other appropriate areas and a minimum of three years experience required. Must work out of our Montpelier office.

SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER

lo o k in g to h ire 2 h ig h ly energetic people

Williamstown Middle High School is educator beginning in the 2003-2004

Full-time Records Librarian.

school year. Strong teaching,

Duties include: filing, federal and state compliance to regulations, backup receptionist, etc.

communication, case management and

Trainer/Coordinator

collaboration skills are required. Vision and creativity a must. Master's degree

Bachelor's degree in Human Services Education or related field required. This is a 40-hour a week position with benefits and flexible schedule. Position open until filled. Send cover letter, resume and three references to:

SEARCH PO Box 8 2 9 Montpelier, VT 05601 EOE

in o u r a d m in istra tiv e departm ent.

seeking a high school special

For sexual abuse prevention program for childcare providers and parents of young children. Knowledge of child sexual abuse prevention strategies; excellent training skills; early childhood development and creativity required. We're looking for a well-organized professional, willing to travel the state doing very important work. Must have reliable transportation.

L a m o ille C o u n ty M e n ta l H e a lth is

and experience preferred. VT license or reciprocity required. Please forward resume, transcripts, proof of licensure and references to: Special Educator Search

Temporary - full-time Receptionist/Data Entry. Duties include: answering multi-line phone system, greeting customers, data entry, etc. This is a 6-8 week position. Send resume to:

Orange North Supervisory Union 111 Brush Hill Road W illiam stown, VT 0 5 6 7 9 EOE

LCMHS 520 Washington Highway Morrisville, VT 05661

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E M P LO Y M E N T Therapist Positions

open at 2 incarcerated Sex Offender Treatment Programs in Vermont. One full-time position at the Northwest State Correctional Facility in St. Albans and one part-time position at the Dale Correctional Facility for women, Waterbury. Advanced degree preferred. Contact Georgia Cumming, Program Director at (802) 651-1661

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185 Pine Haven Shore Rd. Shelburne. 985-9847

User Interface Developer la t e w c v c iu p c r

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F ' 4Lane Digital, the online publishing subsidiary of The Lane Press, is seeking a User Interface Developer. This is an exceptional opportunity to work with an innovative technology company, anchored by one of the area’s oldest and strongest businesses.

User Interface Developer: Responsible for taking designs and turning them into templates, style sheets and images for our customers.These templates provide the user interface components for our web application framework.The User Interface Developer works closely with Project Managers throughout the design lifecycle to ensure that the designs being created are feasible.The successful candidate will have extensive experience using HTML, CSS and a templating or scripting language such as Velocity, JSP, ASP or PHP. Server side Java experience is also highly desirable. Specific qualifications include a Bachelor’s (or advanced degree) in a related field (or equivalent experience), 2 + years direct experience creating wellstructured HTML including the use of style sheets, web application development experience using a script based or templating system and experience with graphic design and image manipulation tools. Due to the highly interactive nature of this position, excellent interpersonal and communication skills are also essential. If interested, please submit a resume and letter of interest to:

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The Lane Press, Inc. Attention: Human Resources P.O. Box 130 Burlington, V T 05402 jobs@lanepress.com

Retirement Community seeks responsible person to work some weekends from 4 PM to 12 AM. Must be reliable with good references. Call or stop in at:

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Special Education Chief The Community High School o f Vermont is seeking a Vermont certified Special Education Chief to lead a statewide independent School in the delivery o f special and remedial education services for youth presently under the custody o f the Commissioner o f Corrections. Duties include program development, supervision and evaluation o f faculty, budget coordination and legal and compliance monitoring. Applicants must have a Masters degree in special education, two years experience in delivery o f special education services and state certification as a teacher o f the handicapped, consultant teacher, learning specialist or as a special education coordinator. Work is performed under the general supervision o f the education program director. Salary is negotiable depending on experience and credentials, plus a full benefits package. To apply, visit the Department o f Personnel web site: www.vtstatejobs.info and apply online, or contact V T D epartm ent o f Personnel, Employment Services, O sgood Building, 103 South M ain Street, Waterbury, V T 05671-2801 or call 1-800-640-1657, or TTY, 1-800-253-0191. D eadline for subm ission o f the Standard State Application is 03/28/03. Use job code #614400 For further inform ation contact the C om m unity H igh School o f Vermont, Department o f Corrections (802) 241-2273.

The State o f Vermont is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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WASTEWATER TECH N ICIAN (Waterbury Plant -Full-Tim e - Split Shift 7:00PM to 3:30AM) We are looking for an individual to operate our waste treatment, sludge processing and disposal equipment in the wastewater treatment plant at our Waterbury Plant. We require a high school diploma or equivalent with the ability to handle cleaning agents and chemicals, ability to climb ladders and lift at least 50 lbs. A minimum of one-year experience testing and discharging wastewater is preferred. You will be required within one year, to acquire and maintain a grade 1 wastewater operator’s license. Must be willing to work a flexible schedule on different shifts, weekends and holidays as business needs arise; and be able to work outside in inclement weather, confined spaces, from a boat on the wastewater lagoons and work in areas that may contain offensive and strong odors. We offer a progressive benefits package that includes the usual stuff. SEASONAL HOSPITALITY H O STS Waterbury Plant -Temporary, Seasonal Looking For A Great Summer Job! The Ben & Jerry’s Factory Tour is seeking fun-loving, outgoing individuals to fill the following positions at our Waterbury Plant. All folks must be friendly, energetic, enthusiastic and work in a fast-paced environment. Individuals should be strong team players and possess excellent communication and customer service skills. T O U R H O STS (25) We re looking for folks to deliver 30-minute tours of our ice cream factory to groups o f up to 40 people. Tour Hosts will also scoop samples for guests, direct vehicles in parking lots, lead outdoor guest activities and clean public areas. If you enjoy spending time with thousands o f people from all over the world, working with a great staff and have a passion for public speaking this could be the perfect job for you. G IFT H O STS (20) We’re looking for experienced retail folks to work in our high-volume, fastpaced Gift Store. Additional duties to include leading outdoor guest activities and light cleaning. Superior customer service and selling skills with attention to detail and a passion for accuracy are musts. SCO O P H O STS (30) If you’re someone who can serve our guests ice cream with a smile, working quickly and accurately, then our Scoop Shop is for you. Scoop Hosts will also lead outdoor guest activities, greet guests in parking areais and promote our new products. Food service experience is a definite plus. These temporary positions are available Mid-May through Mid-October 2003 and are approximately 20-40 hours per week. All positions require evening, holiday and weekend work on a regular basis. Benefits include discounts in our scoop shop and gift store and 3 free pints o f ice cream every day you work! GR O U N D SKEEPER S (Waterbury Plant —Temporary, Seasonal) We are looking for two (2) temporary summer Groundskeepers to mow lawns, prune trees, paint buildings and do basic building repairs. These positions are available March through October 2003. Must be at least 18 and have valid driver’s license. Please send your resume to:

Ben & Jerry’s Homemade, Inc. P.O. Box 240 Waterbury, Vermont 05676 Attn: Human Resources Be sure to check our Ben & Jerry’s Website www.benjerry.com/jobs and our Job Information Line at (802) 846-1543, extension 7584#. Ben & Jerry’s is an equal opportunity employer

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E M P LO Y M E N T Full-time Cafe M anager - experienced, dedicated, innovative leader for successful business. Salary commensurate with experience and bonus incentives.

Circulation Assistant Brownell Library Grculation Assistant

Assist patrons at circulation desks, plus clerical tasks. One year grant position, part-time, some evening hours. People and computer skills. Application forms available at Village Office and Brownell Library (878-6956). Submit completed application and resume to Village Office, 2 Lincoln St., Essex Junction, VT 05452. Position open until filled. EOE

Reference/ IT, M LS or certification with experience in public libraries preferred. Excellent computer skills required. See www.williston.lib.vt.us for more information. Send resume, three references to: Library Director, Dorothy Ailing Library, 21 Library Lane Williston, VT 05495.

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Landscape Foreman. Experience required. CDL and equipment experience a big plus. Knowledge of plants and hardscape techniques a must. Competative compensation package. Landscape crewmembers. Full-time and part-time positions available. Driver’s license necessary. Compensation based on experience. Send resumes or inquire at: P.J. Bushey Landscaping

Inc., P.O. Box 151, East Wallingford, VT 05742, Tel: (802) 259-2542, Email: busheyland@aol.com

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Art Teacher - .50 FTE permanent (anticipated) General Music - .50 FTE permanent, covers General Music K-8 & Choral Music 5-8 (anticipated) Special Education Teacher - 1.00 FTE permanent, (anticipated) Special Education Teacher - .50 FTE permanent, (anticipated). Responsible for providing consultation, direct services, special education evaluation & other special education related duties for a middle school team at Williston Central School. Special Education certification required. Reading Recovery Teacher - .50 FTE permanent, (anticipated).

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Line Cook Minimum 2 yean experience high-volume firy grill and &autee line.

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Jown of Colchester, VT seeking Grounds^ Maintenance worker. Seasonal position 0 *1/01/03 to 11/01/03 ■ SlO/hour with benefits. For more information go to town.colchester.vt.us

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Independent Contractors. Seeking experienced drivers for regional same day deliveries. Reliable vehicle and

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Full-time salaried position with generous benefits package available April 14, 2003 or sooner. Must have computer expertise, strong organizational and interpersonal skills, detail orientation and multi-tasking abilities. Send resume, cover letter . and references to: VSO Office Manager Search 2 Church Street Suite 19 Burlington, VT 05401 - 4457 .

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Seeking an exceptipnal RN leader to help us complete the puzzle! Unique opportunity to join Cathedral Square as we establish one o f Vermont’s first affordable assisted living comm unities. I f you can put these pieces together to form a quality program, we’d like to speak to you!

Train and motivate direct care staff Skillfully assess level o f care & develop staffing patterns Establish quality assurance systems Expand nursing policies and procedures Interpret and apply Assisted Living regulations Current V T R N license required; experience in long-term care or home health desired. Please call Robyn Skiff Stirewalt at 865-4155; email Stirewalt@cathedralsquare.org, or fax to 863-6661.

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Northeast Organic Farming Association of Vermont The N ortheast Organic Farming Association o f Vermont (NO FA-VT) is an organization o f farm ers, gardeners and consumers working to promote an economically viable and ecologically sound Vermont food system fo r the benefit o f current and future generations. Organic Dairy and Livestock Educator N O F A -V T is seeking a h a lf-tim e educator to provide technical assistance to dairy and livestock fa rm e rs who a re making th e tran sitio n fro m con ventional to organic production systems. Responsibilities include on-site technical assistance, organizing workshops, and general adm inistration. W e a re seeking an individual who has a background in animal husbandry a n d /o r sustainable production systems. The position will s ta r t in A pril, 2 0 0 3 and has th e potential f o r more hours, pending funding. P le a s e send a letter o f interest and resum e to: Enid W onnacott N O F A -V T P O Box 6 9 7 Richm ond, V T 0 5 4 7 7

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Qualified Program Leader needed to run a statelicensed child care program. New Youth Counselors needed in the Elementary and Teen programs. Experienced preferred. Flexible hours, good wages and benefits. Qualified applicants may send resumes by April 11, 2003 to:

Partnership Director Northgate Residents’ Association 275 Northgate Road, Suite A Burlington, VT 05401

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Office Assistant & Skid Steer Cowboy/girl. Help sell compost and load trucks. $11/hour Truck Driver. Deliver garden compost to customers. No CDL required. $11/hour Fill out application at 282 Intervale Road\ Burlington.

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Williamstown Middle School has an immediate opening for a middle level science teacher. Strong collaborative skills and ability to work as part of a team a must. Knowledge and experience with teacher advisory and standards based assessment required.

one-year prior experience.

T e a c h in g A s s o c ia te s -A s s o c ia te ’s degree in Early Childhood or Human/Child Development or related field or CDA and two years of prior experience.

Applicants must have or be eligible for appropriate Vermont licensure. This position will remain open until a suitable candidate is found.

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Interested applicants please send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, transcripts and certification to: K a th lee n M o rris -K o rtz , P rin c ip a l W illiam stown M iddle High School 1 2 0 H e b e rt Rd. W illia m s to w n , VT 0 5 6 7 9 EOE

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C o m m u n ity A sso c ia te s A D ivision o f the Counseling Service o f Addison County, Inc. IHome Needed Immediately

for a 44-year-old man with developmental disabilities in Addison County or Brandon. IThe gentleman has adult interests and wants to learn practical and social skills necessary to eventually live on his own. He needs support in developing strategies to cope with a variety o f stressors. $35,000 tax free payments, 62 days a year o f respite, 35 hours a week o f staffed daily activities, and involved support team. ICommunity Integrations Specialist needed for individual above. High school diploma or equivalent, plus two-to-four years experience or a combination o f education and experience from which comparable Iknowledge and skills are acquired. Valid drivers license and adequate insurance. 37.5 | hours per week, $ 18,720 with full benefits. Please contact Sally Ashworth, Com munity Associates, 388-4021 EOE

Vermont Youth Conservation Corps seeks motivated, dynamic Outdoor Leaders to

supervise backcountry trail projects, manage state parks, restore streams, and lead youth. Positions available statewide. Room and board provided for most positions. Salary: $350-$520/week plus AmeriCorps Education Award.

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Adelphia, a national leader in cable, long distance, internet and paging services, is seeking qualified individuals for the following positions: CUSTOMER SERVICE / SALES REPRESENTATIVE: As the primary contact between Adelphia and our customers, you will respond to service and informational requests, and capitalize on opportunities to sell additional cable services. Preferred qualifications include a high school diploma or equivalent, keyboarding and PC proficiency, sales, customer service and phone experience along with knowledge of the communications industry. DISPATCHER: Communicating with field technicians, employees and customers, you will resolve cable service problems, ensure completion of scheduled installations and schedule service technicians’ duties. Preferred qualifications include a high school diploma or the equivalent, the ability to answer telephones and use a mobile radio, dis patching and customer service experience, and keyboard proficiency. We offer an excellent benefits package and the opportunity to advance. For consideration please forward resume to: Adelphia, Attn: Human Resources, Code CSSR for C ustom er Service/Sales Representative, Code DPBR for Dispatcher, 43 A delphia Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403 or email to: resume@adelphia.net or fax to: (802) 419-6608. Successful applicants must pass a drug test, physical and criminal background check.

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The Baird Center for Children and Families

A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services Support Companion Provide 1:1 support to children who are experiencing severe emotional and behavioral challenges. These therapeutic services are to be delivered in collab oration with case management, focusing on assisting children in developing adaptive skills necessary to remain in their home, school, and community settings. Applicants must possess good therapeutic and rapport building skills, be a team-oriented participant, and be a positive advocate for the children and families they serve. Minimum of a Bachelor’s degree and/or 2 years experience in human services, with emphasis on children with special needs. Valid VT driver’s license, and auto insurance required 37.5 hours/week; afternoons, evenings and weekends. Extensive training, benefits. Submit resume to Aimee Vaillancourt. Children’s Crisis Clinician First Call Children’s Crisis Service seeking a Master’s level licensed or license eligible clinicians, full-time positions available, to provide outreach mental health services to children, addlescents and their families living within Chittenden County. Candidate must have strong clinical skills and experience with crisis intervention. Valid VT driver’s license necessary. Send cover letter and resume to Marti Levine. First Call Interim A ssistan t Director First Call is seeking a full or part-time interim Assistant Director. Duties include supervision of substitute staff, coordination of the schedule, coordination of emergency respite services, and direct service to children and families. Please send cover letter and resume to Marti Levine.

Waste Reduction Program Coordinator The Addison County Solid Waste Management District is accepting applications for the full-time position o f Waste Reduction Program Coordinator. The W RPC will be responsible for the design and implementation o f education, waste reduction, reuse, recycling, composting and special and hazardous waste diversion programs. The ideal candidate will possess strong verbal, written, and organizational skills. Minimum requirements include program planning and development and technical proficiency in special waste management. Bachelors degree in a related field and 2 years experience; or equivalent combination of training, education and experience required. Public speaking skills are a must as well as the ability to operate a personal computer and vari ous software applications. Some nights and weekends required. For a complete job description contact the District at: (802) 388-2333 or log on to www.acswmd.org. Submit resume, cover letter, and writing sample by April 4, 2003 to: ACSWMD, P.O. Box 573, Middlebury, VT 05753, e-mail to acswmd@acswmd.org, or fax 802-388-0037. Excellent benefits and salary commensurate with experience. EOE

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1110 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 (80 2) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org EEO/TTY • INDIVIDUALS WITH DISABILITIES ENCOURAGED TO APPLY.

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Beth Holden, C D A S , 172 Fairfield St., St. Albans, V T 05478 by A p ril I0.

or call: 802 .58 3 .68 29

WE ARE SEEKING:

• Great pay, bonuses, benefits, and a fun, fulfilling work environment!! • Fast-paced work environment where

customer satisfaction isjob #11

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• Call 652-4063 or submit resume to vtturfman@aol.com

SERV ICE • FO C U S • INNOVATION

Nursing Opportunities Are you looking to work for a com m unity hospital where you are not just a

S peech Language P ath o lo g ist W illiam sto w n, VT

number? D o you want to be part o f a dynam ic team that is com m itted to their patients? T he following opportunities are currently available for V T licensed R N s and L P N s: O R /O P D : R N ’s - full time positions, day and evening; two years prior work experience as an R N required. O R experience preferred. A M B /P A C U : R N - Full time position, days, on call once every two. weeks, one weekend every 8-9 weeks. Previous clinical experience in PA C U / A m bulatory Surgery preferred. E M E R G E N C Y D E P A R T M E N T : R N ’s - full time, part-time and per diem opportunities, days/evenings, every other weekend. M E D IC A L / S U R G IC A L U N IT : R N ’S - Full time, part-time and per diem opportunities, all shifts, every other weekends. L P N ’s - part-time and per diem evenings or nights, every other weekend. IN T E N S IV E C A R E U N IT : R N - Per diem variable shifts. FAM ILY B IR T H C E N T E R : R N - 32-40 hours/week primarily nights.

For more inform ation check out our website at: w w w .n o r t h w e s t e r n m e d i c a l c e n t e r .o r g

Apply to: H um an Resources D epartm ent Northw estern M edical Center, Inc. P.O. Box 1370 St. Albans, V T 0 5 478 fax: 802-524-84 2 4 em aihsnoble@ nm cinc.org E .O .E

Full-time Speech Language pathologist needed for grades 6-12 support services team. Employment will begin when qualified candidate is found. Responsibilities include: direct services, assessment, consultation, supervision, case management. State licensure and school experience required. Excellent com m unication skills, creativity and positive energy are a must! Please forward letter of interest, resume, proof of licensure, transcripts and references to:

. SLR S e a rc h Orange North Supervisory 1 1 1 B ru sh Hill R d . W illia m s to w n y VT 0 5 6 7 9 N o rthw estern

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enter

C U STO M ER R E L A T IO N S O utboun d calling, data gathering, project m anagem ent in Colchester. Strong custom er service, com puter skills, and college degree required. Long-term tem porary position, can lead to permanent. Call us today! Triad Temporary Services, Inc., 864-8255 800-894-8455.

26B I march 26-april 02, 2003 I SEVENDAYS

M PLO YM EN T BA R TEN D IN G SCHOOL ■ Hands-on Training ■ National Certification ■ Job Assistance

1-888-4DRINKS www.bartendingschool.com

RELIGIOUS EDUCATION COORDINATOR ( Z f y Champlain V alley Unitarian U niversalist Society ^ • ' -w ‘43 *1 *' V • • •• . ■ 1 ^. : Seeking a Coordinator of Religious Education, 15 hours per week year-round, starting at $750/month. Coordinate Sunday children's program, collaborating with teachers/minister, staff, volunteers. Duties include administration, managing enrollment and materials, recruiting and supporting teachers. Must have experience with children, public speaking skills, and-computer skills. Starts immediately. Send resume and letter of interest by April 7 to: CVUUS Personnel Committee, P.O. Box 857, Middlebury, VT 05753. More info at www.cvuus.org.

Audubon V E R M O N T Is now hiring Instructors and Interns fo r our Day Camps in Huntington and our Residential Camps in Brandon. Please call o r email us for m ore information.

1-802-434-3068 o r kguertin@ audubon.org Application deadline is March 3 1

The Three Rivers School o f Central Vermont is accepting applications for a

H UN GRY FO R M ORE?

GRADES TEACHER

MNH

The Turtle Fur Group, a leader in the outdoor industry specializing in cold weather accessories, is seeking a professional

Customer Service Representative to work with our Turtle Fur and Nordic Gearteam s, Sales Reps and customers. If you are dedicated to providing great service (including on-time deliveries and accurate order processing,

S m u g g le r s ’ N o tc h R e so r t

just to name a few), then we would like to talk

not just your average cat chotc...

with you about this position. Turtle Fur is growing and we need help in meeting our service objectives. Send your resume today to:

Brenda Snow, H.R. Turtle Fur Group PO Box io io Morrisville, VT 05661

(.'heck o u t a menu of H m ploxinent O p p o rtu nitie s <X |ob Fai inform a tio n onlin e at w w w .s m u g g s .c o in /jo b s o r call 1 -8 8 8 -7 5 4 -7 6 8 4 !

Fibonacci’s Pizzeria needs help creating high-quality pizza at their location in Shelburne village. Weekend commitment required.

Positions:

•Full-time pizza makerwithaneye for quality • Part-time counter help& pizza maker Call Markor Carrie @ 985-1118 or apply in writing at MuddyWaters. Burlington

Three Rivers School, located in Berlin, Vermont, is seeking a grades teacher who wants to be a part of our growing W aldorf community. The ideal applicant will be Waldorf-certified, or have a background in Waldorf education, and possess a pioneering spirit. Candidates without Waldorf certification but having teaching experience, or those pursuing Waldorf teacher training, are also encouraged to apply. To apply, please send a cover letter, your resume and three letters of recommendation by April 18“ to:

Teacher Search Committee j, Three Rivers School ..... ... 490 Paine Turnpike Berlin, VT 05602 Three Rivers School does not discriminate on the basis of race* color, sex, religion, national or ethnic origin. For additional information, please contact Marcia Jaquith at 802-223-3121 (eves).

{W ESTERN C O U N SELIN G

Community Support Worker Recovery-oriented mental health program seeks dynamic, flexible, team player to provide individualized services for men with psychiatric disabilities. Responsibilities include providing individual, group, and family supports in a community setting to assist individuals with achieving their recovery and vocational goals. Must have excellent interpersonal skills, willingness to work collaboratively in a team environment, and commitment to enriching the quality of life for individuals with psychiatric disabilities. BA in Human Services field preferred or Associate’s and relevant experience required. Please submit cover letter and resume

lODer cicizens?

Residential Support Worker- Substitute NCSS Inc. has a flexible Residential Support Worker Substitute position available in its residential programs. Become part of a dynamic treatment team that serves adults with challenging behaviors. Work with the support of an involved and cooperative staff. Various hours and shifts are available, as well as competitive wages. Excellent opportunity to enter the Human services field. Please send resume.

NCSS, HR Dept. 107 Fisher Pond Rd. St. Albans, VT 05478 No phone calls, please. E.O.E.

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C L A S S IF IE D S E M P L O Y M E N T ► employment

► childcare

100 WORKERS NEEDED.

WANT TO TRADE CHILD CARE?

Assemble craft, wood item s.

Essex area, stay-at-hom e mom seeks fam ily to trade part-tim e child care w ith . Wouldn't i t be

Materials provided. Up to $ 48 0 /w k. Free info package 24 hours. Call 8 0 1 -4 2 8 -4 6 1 4 .

$ 2 5 0 A DAY POTENTIAL Bartending. Training provided. Call today! 8 0 0 -2 9 3 -3 9 8 5 ext. 4394. (AAN CAN) $55 0 WEEKLY SALARY mailing our sales brochure from home. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1 -7 0 8 -8 0 8 -5 1 8 2 (2 4 hours). (AAN CAN)

ATHLETES WANTED! Part-tim e positions a t a fun non-profit organization. S hift Supervisor w ill run computerized cash regis ter system, and open or close the store. Clerk w ill move furni

nice to have an afternoon (or a day) to yourself each week? Smoke-free home, college edu cated mom. Call Amy, 8 7 8 -0 6 7 7 .

► business opps DAY CARE SPACE available 1 /0 3 . 340 sq. ft., $ 2 / f t , utils, in cl., firs t two weeks free, offhour use of upstairs aerobics, one-year lease, possible play ground in spring, free gym mem bership. 1881 Williston Rd., S. Burlington. Call Rick or Dave, 8 6 5 -3 0 6 8 .

HEALTHCOACH BIZ: Work from

► professional sves.

MATT STERN FIN E CARPENTRY AND H O M E M AINTENANCE

Doors, windows, bathrooms, kitchens, plastering, etc. Clean, courteous, professional, competitive and insured.

899-5559

PHOTOGRAPHER SEEKING

EMP STUDIOS: See w hat

models to explore body image in society. A ll body types and body com fort levels wanted. Financial compensation provided i f neces sary. Call Leah, 5 7 8 -0 7 5 8 .

Government Mule, Our Lady Peace, Big Head Todd, Joe

► homebrew AS WE PASS THE WINTER in

Bonamassa and The Samples have a ll experienced. Lots of studios in tow n claim "State of the Art". Only one has been on the cover of M IX Magazine. Block and day rates available. www.eganmedia.com, 6 5 5 -1 8 8 6 .

one more thing to look forward to. Let Vermont Homebrew Supply help you make the Merlot and

feet. (2 9 5 ) through (5 0 3 ) As W ritten Adopted this 1 1 th day of March 2003 by the Board of Public

► musicians wantedr

A ttest: signature Norm Baldwin, P.E.

GUITARIST/BASSIST: Vocals a

Assistant Director-Technical

Chardonnay you'll enjoy this sum

must. With experience, desire

Services

mer. Rt. 15, Winooski, 6 55 -2 0 70 .

BREW YOUR OWN Maple Beer!

to collaborate on original music and covers heavily influenced

With your fresh syrup or sap and

by Beatles, CSN&Y, and popular

great grains, malt extracts, hops

from 70s through today. Looking

ATTN: ARTISTS AND PHOTO-

and yeast from Vermont Homebrew

raphers: Experience fin e a rt digi

Supply. Equipment, recipes, and friendly advice. Rt. 15, Winooski. 655-2070.

for compliment to existing duo with strong vocals. Have gigs

ta l printmaking with archival inks on archival papers. Bring a

University Road.] In front o f 1 54 East Avenue for a distance o f 50

Works Commissioners:

Vermont, homemade wine fer menting in the basement gives us

(2 9 4 ) [On th e east side o f East Avenue, TOO fe e t eith e r side o f

Adopted 3 /1 1 /2 0 0 3 : Published 3 /2 6 /0 3 : Effective 4 /1 6 /0 3 M aterial in [Brackets] delete. M aterial underlined add.

booked through the summer. Please contact Shaun or Shelby at

ture and other donations in and

home as a HealthCoach. Com pany recruits a ll customers!

out of the re-use store. Both

Superb trainin g, 8 0 0 -9 9 0 -8 1 2 3 .

8x10 print FREE! Churchman Inc.

positions require excellent cus

METROPOLITAN MORTGAGE &

Creative Services, 8 9 9 -2 2 0 0 .

► pets

tom er service skills, strong backs

Securities Co., In c. buying seller-

churchm an.inc@ verizon.net.

MISSING: Large black cat

Rehearse once a week, gig every

and brains, and Saturday hours.

financed mortgages through bro kers since 1953. To broker a

GRAPHIC DESIGN: HohDesign for creative and effective print,

answers to Jake. Very sweet and

weekend. Experience pro-gear a

badly missed. Gone since mid-

must. 6 5 5 -0 3 7 5 , leave message.

The follow ing traffic regulations

note, call 1 -8 0 0 -2 6 8 -9 1 8 4 . Visit

id e n tity /lo g o , web. Discount for

Jan. Please call 3 6 3 -6 0 0 7 .

SINGER SEEKS BAND: Must be

are hereby enacted by the Public

266 Pine St., Burlington 0 5401, bjohnson@ recyclenorth.org.

us online a t www.metrobuys-

nonprofits. 8 0 2 -8 6 3 -2 2 1 8 ,

incredibly talented. Must be w ill

Works Commission as amend

notes.com. (AAN CAN)

hohs@ adelphia.net.

ments to Appendix C, Motor

CARPENTER: Hardworking

SALES/MARKETING REP for

HAVE YOU WRITTEN a good

► buy this stuff

ing to do some unordinary shit, both covers and originals. I am

Vehicles, and the City of

with framing and finish skills.

local phone company. Offering free

ready. Must rock. Email:

Burlington's Code of Ordinances:

long distance. Work from home. 3

book? Get published! Get known! Free brochure! Taylor-Dth

50 LB. COMMERCIAL

Professional, nonsmoker. Trans

Wascomatt: Excellent condition.

rbniebling@ yahoo.com .

portation and tools. Year-round.

min. info 1-888-284-8232.

Publishing, 1 -8 0 0 -9 2 9 -1 1 6 1 , www.taylor-dth.com (Yes, taylor-

$ 1 2 0 0 /0 B 0 . Call 8 6 5 -9 5 9 9 .

WANTED: CELTIC GUITARIST or

AFFORDABLE, CONVENIENT

gu itarist with good ear to attend

d th ). (AAN CAN)

Wolff Tanning Beds. Low m onthly

rehearsals and be ready call as a

No person shall park any vehicle

NEED HELP MOVING? One man

investm ents. Home delivery.

backup for future paid perfor

a t any tim e in the following locations:

Cover le tte r and resume to: Bethany Johnson, ReCycle North,

Pay dependent on experience. Call 8 6 4 -6 3 7 0 .

CHILDCARE WANTED in our

► lost & found

slide or d ig ita l file and get an

8 02 -5 9 8-3 0 8 1 or 802 -5 7 8-0 2 9 8.

LEAD VOCAL NEEDED for local rock-and-roll cover band.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas.

Charlotte home for 4 and 8 year

with a 2 1 -box truck available for

FREE color catalog. Call today, 1 -

mances. We're supportive, friend

olds. Hours flexible, experience,

moving, deliveries and junk

8 0 0 -7 1 1 -0 1 5 8 .

ly and fun. Chemistry im portant!

refs, and car required. 4 2 5 -4 9 8 9 .

removal, etc. 20 years experience.

BREAD DOUGH MIXER: Large

8 7 9 -5 1 2 2 .

( 1 ) through (5 0 0 ) As W ritten

Please call Brian, 4 34 -8 6 89 .

capacity "Diving-Arm " commer

PROFESSIONAL PAINTERS:

cial size mixer. Used very little .

Fast, e fficient, courteous, rea

Like new! $ 6 2 0 0 /0 B 0 . Call Chris

► music instruct.

Avenue for 3 fe e t on either side

DELIVERY SUPERVISOR: Accurate, versatile, well-orga nized, customer service-oriented.

ANTOINE IS

MISSING

(5 0 1 ) [On the east side of East

sonably priced and o u tfitte d for

a t 8 0 2 -2 5 3 -7 1 6 1 .

BASS: Fun, modern approach.

jobs of every" size. Fourteen

Fundamentals and

EARN INCOME WORKING from

MAYTAG PERFORMA: 4 year old

years professional, independent painting experience. Refs, avail. 8 0 2 -2 3 8 -5 8 6 5 or dumguy-

washer, $200. Dryer, $150. $350 for the pair. Craftsman Table-

technique w ith focus on in divid

home. $ 50 0 -5 2 0 0 0 P/T, $2500+

Professional experience, w ill

painters@ hotm ail.com .

Saw, 220 amp. Good for wood shop. $75 . Call 8 0 2 -4 8 5 -9 2 6 6 .

travel. Josh, 8 0 2 -2 2 3 -5 0 9 7 ,

TAX RETURNS prepared a t rea

WATERBED: QUEEN, soft side,

joshuaksteele@ yahoo.com .

2003 by th e Board of Public

sonable rates. Also, accepting

cylinders, box spring. $75.

DRUM LESSONS: Drum-set

Works Commissioners:

bookkeeping clients. Call Brandy

6 5 8 -0 4 3 4 .

instruction for a ll styles and lev

Able to move heavy Tempo Furniture. 9 8 5 -8 7 7 6 .

F/T. Local Business Mentors: Chad & Tonya Pearson. To qualify for free inform ation package with audio, video, and booklet: Call 8 8 8 -4 4 7 -6 2 8 0 or visit

Last seen March 13 on Locust Street and Charlotte Street by Callahan Park.

www.GetWealthToday.com.

Sickles Bookkeeping and Tax

EXPERIENCED LINE COOK:

Preparing Services for an appt. a t 6 60 -3 9 9 7 or em ail onesuper

Culinary degree or four years

He’s Limping!!!!

experience preferred. Full-time, paid vacations, fast-paced restau rant. No phone calls. Apply w ith in: Sarducci's Restaurant, 3 Main St., Montpelier, VT.

FRONT DESK: W aterfront men's salon is looking for a front desk person 2-3 days per week. Please leave a message, 5 98 -4 3 78 .

GREENHOUSE/NURSERY RETAIL

taxp ro @ hotm ail.com .

Please call with any information:

8 6 3 - 9513 864- 5684

Sales: Full and part-tim e spring/ summer positions avail. Also, organic gardening help needed. Gardening enthusiast welcome. Ask for Glenn a t 2 88 -8 1 55 ,

Small design/build company desires person with plant knowl edge and stone working exp. Call 4 34 -4 2 16 for interview. team April-Nov. Hard work: lots of digging, no mowing, generous pay, appreciative employer. Must be responsible driver w ith own transportation, 8 7 8 -2 4 7 1 . VT COMPOST COMPANY general laborer wanted. $8/h r. starting wage. Montpelier. 7 9 3 -3 9 6 1 .

► volunteers at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain (formerly the Lake Champlain Basin Science Center). Training begins soon. Contact Rachel Jolly a t jo llyrach el@ hot mail.com or a t 8 6 4 -1 8 4 8 .

► work wanted BARTENDER FOR HIRE: Experienced bartender w ith a wide repertoire of cocktails available for private parties or catering events. Call Dan Lewin, 863-5276 or 5 9 8 -3 0 3 0 (c ell).

ENVIRONMENTALLY RESPONsible housecleaning available for Cambridge, Fairfax, Johnson and beyond. References available upon request. Please call Jessie 0., 8 0 2 -6 4 4 -8 1 8 5 .

► want to buy

trainin g. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching

The follow ing traffic regulations

SPRING CLEANING a t your con

Beanie-baby type. Reward if found. Possibly lost a t Vermont Transit Bus Station. Call 9 737 4 6 -5 1 7 2 .

venience. Business or residential. References, 8 6 3 -8 2 8 5 . Call before 10 a.m . and between 5-7 p.m.

ARE YOU AGAINST THE WAR? Send a postcard of peace to the White House. To send yours for free, visit www.postcardsofpeace.org. YOUR CLASSIFIED AD printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for ju s t $ 1 ,1 5 0 .0 0 ! Reach more than 15 m illion sophisticated, youth ful and active readers weekly. Call Jess a t 8 0 2 -8 6 4 -5 6 8 4 . No Adult Ads. (AAN CAN)

M aterial in [Brackets] delete. M aterial underlined add.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

► cleaning sves.

ed mommies and a cool big sis ter ( 2+ years old, adopted) looking to complete our family. Our home is filled with love, laughter and chocolate. We are financially secure and easy to talk to . Call Ann and Hanya, 1 -8 0 0 -8 4 4 -3 6 3 0 .

personal style. Paul Asbell

lessons in guitar, theory, and ear

SMALL STUFFED HIPPOPOTAMUS

ADOPTION: Two Harvard educat

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship,

Adopted 3 /1 1 /2 0 0 3 : Published 3 /2 1 /0 3 : Effective 4 /1 6 /0 3

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers

financed mortgages through bro kers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1 -8 0 0 -2 6 8 -9 1 8 4 . Visit us online a t www.metrobuysnotes.com . (AAN CAN)

► announcements

Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23. PC FOR SALE. HP Pavillion

GUITAR: All styles/levels.

Call for details. 6 5 5 -1 6 7 8 .

Securities Co., In c. buying seller-

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED for ECHO

Harvey, Vorcza, Disciples, e tc .,) 9 5 1 -9 9 0 1 .

game. For inform ation call 1-800-ROMANCE x 2288.

METROPOLITAN MORTGAGE &

LANDSCAPERS: Join our small

yourself. Gabe Jarrett (James

by certified technicians. Low

Norm Baldwin, P.E.

445 0 , In t e l Celeron processor.

mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 8 0 0 -7 9 4 731 0 . (AAN CAN)

LANDSCAPER/HORTICULTURIST:

COMPUTER REPAIRS/UPGRADES

Assistant Director-Technical Services

8 7 2 -8 5 0 0 , www.compatibles.com. START DATING TONIGHT. Have fun playing Vermont's dating

structured settlem ents, annu ities, real estate notes, private

for PT landscape help. 8 6 5 -9 8 6 9 .

approach, and learn to express

Tech Services, 266 Pine St.,

$$CASH$$ Im m ed iate cash for

JS GARDEN DESIGN is looking

Adopted this 1 1 th day of March

► computers

MARCH MADNESS SPECIAL!

► financial

leave message. Oakwood Farms, Essex Jet., VT.

(5 0 2 ) through (5 0 3 ) As W ritten

Attest: signature

► dating sves. Compatibles today for details,

ual style. Beginners encouraged.

of driveway a t 154 East Avenue.] Reserved.

els. Develop technique and inde pendence through a musical

rates, fast turnaround. Low priced computers for sale. ReCycle North

Our lowest prices in years. Call

progressive

► acting

HP Deskjet printer.

Paperpoint

One Touch scanner. $ 4 0 0 /0 B 0 .

$ $

c -?s ,i

$ $

or Trade ^ ^

for your clothes sell to Greener Pastures Call toll free 1 -8 8 8 -2 8 2 -2 6 6 7 ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical, tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 8 0 2 -8 5 9 -8 9 6 6 .

SAILFISH/SUNFISH PARTS wanted: Refurbishing two sail boats; One sailfish, one sunfish. Looking for parts and sails in good condition, for a reasonable price. Similar complete used boats w ill also be considered. Please leave a message a t 350-5710.

MOVIE EXTRAS. $ 2 0 0 -$ 6 0 0 / day, a ll looks needed. No experi ence required. TV, music, videos, film , print. Call D igital Exposure a t 1 -8 0 0 -2 6 0 -3 9 4 9 ext. 302 5 . (AAN CAN)

► music for sale ACOUSTIC BASS FOR SALE: German Juzek, 3 /4 size w ith C extension. $ 6 0 0 0 . 8 6 2 -1 3 5 3 .

► photography

► music services

MODELS WANTED: Ever thought

BIG HARRY PRODUCTIONS:

about being one? I t may be easier than you think. Call David Russell Photography a t 651-9493 for free consultation, www.rusldp.com. NEED A PHOTOGRAPHER but on a budget? I can cover your special event. My rates are very affordable. Contact David Russell Photography a t 6 5 1 -9 4 9 3 , www.rusldp.com.

Sound tech for the usual and the unusual. Have gear, will travel. Adaptability is our specialty. 8026 5 8 -3 1 0 5 /bighsound@yahoo.com.

COSMIC HILL RECORDING: Midi and production services. Years of experience in w riting, playing, recording and produc tio n . Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 4 9 6 -3 1 6 6 . Moretown, VT.

(Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sklar/Grippo, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com.

a ll ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford a t 8 6 4 -7 1 9 5 .

GUITAR LESSONS: Reasonable rates, special emphasis on the novice. Learn and enjoy. Convenient location from

are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amend ments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington's Code of Ordinances:

Chittenden and Addison coun ties. 8 0 2 -8 7 7 -3 6 2 4 .

Sec. 7A. Handicap spaces desig nated.

SAXOPHONE LESSONS: A ll ages encouraged. Lessons tailored to th e individual. Combination of discipline and fun. Emphasis on technique, reading, theory and developing good practice habits. Emily Ryan "from the band Mango Jam ," 8 6 4 -3 2 6 8 .

No person shall park any vehicle a t any tim e in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amend ment or renumbering thereof:

► travel

(1 ) through (1 3 1 ) As W ritten

DRIVING TO FLORIDA in April.

(1 3 2 ) [The space in front o f 49 Harrison Avenue.] Reserved.

Looking for companion to share expenses. 9 8 5 -8 7 1 1 .

(1 3 3 ) through (1 4 1 ) As W ritten

► legals CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The follow ing traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amend ments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and th e City of Burlington's Code of Ordinances:

Adopted this 1 1 th day of March 2003 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: A ttest: signature Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 3 /1 1 /2 0 0 3 : Published 3 /2 6 /0 3 : Effective 4 /1 6 /0 3

Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas. No person shall park any vehicle a t any tim e in the following locations: (1 ) through (2 9 3 ) As W ritten

M aterial in [Brackets] delete. M aterial underlined add.

28B I march 26-april 2, 2003 I SEVENDAYS

CITY OF BURLINGTON f TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The follow ing traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amend ments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington's Code of Ordinances: Sec. 2. Traffic-control light loca tions.

[(c )] { a } No m otor trucks exceeding sixteen thousand (1 6 ,0 0 0 ) pounds capacity shall be operated on or driven upon th e following streets: (!)■ [South Prospect Street, Ledge Roacf and] Prospect Parkway a t any tim e; (2 ) Birchcliff Parkway from Shelburne Road to Cherry Lane a t any tim e;

(a ) Traffic-control light signals are hereby established a t the following locations:

Limited Partnership 1 Declaratory Ruling Request # 32 3 d /b /a Bell A tlantic NYNEX Mobile (Now Verizon) On June 4, 1999, th e District #4 Environmental Commission (Commission) issued Land Use Permit #4C l6 0 4 R (Perm it) and supporting Findings of Fact, Conclusions o f Law, and

A ll documents filed w ith the Board must include an original and ten ( 1 0 ) copies and be served on a ll persons on the cer tific a te o f service. Inform ation on filing procedures and a copy of the certificate may be obtained from the person named below.

18+

>N0T FOR KIDS>

18+

Order (Reconsidered Decision) to Burlington Broadcasters, Inc. d /b /a WIZN (Burlington Broadcasters), Charlotte

Building, N ational Life Drive, Drawer 20, Montpelier,

(4 ) Locust Terrace.

Volunteer Fire and Rescue

VT 0 5 6 2 0 -32 0 1 (8 0 2 -8 2 8 -2 8 4 7 ).

(5 ) University Place.

Services, In c. (CVFRS), and John Lane (Collectively Perm ittees).

>N 0T FOR KIDS>

National Life Records Center

NAUGHTY LOCAL GIRLS W A N T T O G E T N A S T Y W IT H YO U

[(d ) No Motor trucks exceeding

ously constructed 1 99 -fo o t com

ten thousand ( 1 0 , 000) pounds (b ) As W ritten.

gross vehicle w eight shall be dri

m unication and broadcast tow er and an equipm ent building

Adopted this 11th day of March

ven through the following streets:]

(P roject). The Project is located on 17 acres of land on the

2003 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

[(1 ) B irchcliff Parkway.}

Mountain, o ff Church Road in Charlotte. The tow er currently

Attest: signature

[(e )] ( b ) No vehicle exceeding

contains broadcast antennae

Norm Baldwin, P.E.

2 4 ,0 00 pounds gross vehicle

used by WIZN and CVFRS, as

Assistant Director-Technical Services

w eight may be allowed on the

w ell as four antennae presently

following streets:

used and m aintained by Bell A tlantic Mobile (Verizon).

Adopted 3 /1 1 /2 0 0 3 : Published

(1 ) Grove Street, with the excep

Verizon's use of the tow er is

3 /2 6 /0 3 : Effective 4 /1 6 /0 3 M aterial in [Brackets] delete. M aterial underlined add.

northwest side of Pease

tion o f emergency vehicles and

authorized under Land Use

vehicles th a t serve the needs of

Permit #4C901.

residences or businesses o f Grove Street.

On July 2, 1999, Mary Beth

Adopted this 11th day o f March

Freeman, Graeme Freeman, Elaine Ittle m a n , Dr. Frank

2003 by the Board of Public

Ittlem a n and Citizens for

Works Commissioners:

Appropriate Siting of Telecommunications Facilities

A ttest: signature

(Appellants) filed an appeal with

Norm Baldwin, P.E.

the Board from the Permit and

Assistant Director-Technical Services

the Reconsidered Decision alleg ing th a t the Commission erred in

ments to Appendix C, Motor

Adopted 3 /1 1 /2 0 0 3 : Published

its conclusions concerning 10 V.S.A. § 6 0 8 6 (a )(1 ), (9 )(K j, (1 0 )

Vehicles, and the City of

3 /2 6 /0 3 : Effective 4 /1 6 /0 3

and w ith respect to its rulings

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amend

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Burlington's Code of Ordinances: M aterial in [Brackets] delete. Sec. la . Truck routes.

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1-888-420-BABE

The Permit authorizes a previ ( I I ) through (7 6 ) As W ritten

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this 21st day of March, 2003. Thomas G. Walsh, Esq., Associate General Counsel, Environmental Board,

(3 ) Hayward Street from Howard

O N LY

>N 0T FOR KIDS>

Dated a t Montpelier, Vermont

Street to Locust [Street] Terrace a t any tim e.

( I ) through (9 ) As W ritten (1 0 ) [Reserved.] North Avenue and Route 1 2 7 .

Burlington Broadcasters, In c. ’ Declaratory Ruling Request #322 d /b /a WIZN and NYNEX Mobile

M aterial underlined add.

2, 1999 appeal incorporates by reference th e ir previously filed appeal dated July 6, 1998 of the

The following roadways are des

Commission's in itia l decision

ignated as truck routes:

dated June 5, 1998 (1 99 8 Decision). On July 14, 1999,

(1 ) As W ritten (2 ) North Avenue from Plattsburg Avenue to [North Winooski] Sherman S treet. (3 ) through (2 7 ) As W ritten Adm inistrative correction made on this 11th day of March 2003: A ttest: signature Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

N otice o f F ed eral U n iversal Service Charge In crease For W aitsfield an d C ham plain V alley Telecom (WCVT) C ustom ers

M aterial in [Brackets] delete. M aterial underlined add.

Commission (FCC) order changed the way telephone companies

6, 1998 relative to the Commission's 1998 Decision. The

can recover th e ir universal ser

matters have been continued

vice fund contributions. As a result o f this change, coupled

several tim es a t th e p a rtie s 'jo in t

WCVT customers w ill see an increase in th e FUSC charge effective A pril 1, 2 00 3 . The cor responding charges based on service type are as follows. Customer Type: Single Line Residential. Old Rate: $ 0.4 6. New Rate: $ 0 .5 5 .

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by th e Public Works Commission as amend ments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington's Code of Ordinances: Sec. 1. Streets on which truck traffic is restricted. [(a ) No person shall operate a truck having an overall length of more than tw enty-tw o 9 22 ) fe et, w ithou t firs t obtaining a perm it from the chief o f police, on the follow ing streets:] [(1 ) Reserved.}

in th e #4C1004R proceeding.

A recent Federal Communications

the in terstate service charges) Adopted 3 /1 1 /2 0 0 3 : Published 3 /2 6 /0 3 : Effective 4 /1 6 /0 3

i t contests the Commission's denial of Verizon's party status Verizon's cross-appeal supersedes a Notice of Appeal filed on July

with an increase in the FCC's prescribed universal service con tribu tion factor (now 9 .1 % of

Customer Type: Single Line Business. Old Rate: $ 0 .4 6 . New Rate: $ 0 .5 5 . Customer Type: M ulti-Line Business. Old Rate: $ 0 .4 6 . New Rate: $ 0 .8 4 . For more inform ation contact Waitsfield and Champlain Valley Telecom a t (8 0 0 ) 4 9 6 -3 3 9 1 .

VERMONT ENVIRONMENTAL BOARD 10 V.S.A. §§ 6 0 0 1 -6 0 9 2 ACT 2 5 0 NOTICE OF PREHEAR ING CONFERENCE

C L A S S IF IE D S U B M IS S IO Ni

Verizon filed a cross-appeal per taining to the Project, wherein

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deep tissue, reflexology and

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reiki. Male clientele only.

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J jB jS P A C E F I N D E R ► for sale COLCHESTER/WINOOSKI: 18bedroom Colonial in n . Location, location, location! By e xit 15. Owner w ill hold financing. Great deaL Money maker. $ 7 5 0 ,0 0 0 . Owner/broker, 2 3 3 -9 8 4 3 .

JEFFERSONVILLE: P v t country setting. 3-bedroom house with open floor plan, pine cathedral ceilings, lots of windows. Deck and mountain views. MLS# 9916073. $162,900. 802-864-0541, 800-8646226, www.langrealestate.com. S. HERO: Cozy post and beam, 2-bedroom, 1 -b a th , large dog kennel, fenced-in play yard. 1 acre o f land. Walk to tow n and recreation path. Bike to beach. Partially renovated. $ 1 2 5 ,0 0 0 . Call 3 7 2 -8 5 1 3 .

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house. Large fenced-in yard, offstreet parking, W /D , DW, gas heat, walk to UVM, near two city parks. Pets OK. W ater/trash removal incl. Avail. June. $ 1 6 0 0 /m o . ORC Property Management, 3 8 3 -5 4 0 6 .

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BURLINGTON: Large, renovated 4-bedroom Victorian apt. Centrally located, parking, gas heat and HW. Avail. 6 /1 . $ 1 4 7 5 / mo. Call David 6 5 8 -3 1 14 . BURLINGTON: Maple S t 4-bed

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less 2-bedroom townhouse. W /D, DW. Pets considered. $ 1000/m o. Call 8 02 -8 6 2 -0 4 4 9 . S. BURLINGTON: Great Spear St. location, nicely remodeled 2bedroom, 1-bath, 2nd floor, 850 sq. ft. condo with horse farm views. Gas heat, pool, tennis, bike path and carport. 10

hookup, walk to IBM, busline. No pets. Rubbish removal/water/sewer

Horizon Heights. Sorry, no pets. AvaiL now. $ 95 0 /m o . 3 73 -9 0 10 . STOWE: Two, 2-bedroom units

house, 1.5 bath, quiet, parking,

BURLINGTON: Old North End, 2-

W /D hookup. No pets/sm oking. Avail. 6 /1 . $ 1 4 0 0 /m o . + utils. 8 6 0 -4 6 9 4 .

bedroom plus office. Hdwd floors, fu ll basement with W /D, parking and fenced-in yard. Pets

BURLINGTON: 33 North Ave. 2bedroom condo, 1 -bath, cathe

OK. $ 1 1 5 0 /m o ., incl. water/ sewer/trash. Call 8 0 2 -3 2 5 -2 0 1 3 .

incl. $1100/m o. + utils. 802-2384225 or 802-249-1823. ESSEX JCT: 39 Prospect St., #4.

dral ceiling, W /D hookups and underground parking. AvaiL 5 /1 .

BURLINGTON: One large 2/3-bedroom. 463 Shelburne Rd. Nice unit

2-bedroom, 1 -bath, 2 parking spaces. AvaiL 7 /1 . $800/mo.

$ 1 0 5 0 /m o . Shown by appt.

with many new upgrades. Avail 4 /1

Showing Wednesday, 3/2 6 , 1:00

Coburn & Feeley Management, 8 6 4 -5 2 0 0 x229.

or 5 /1 . $950/mo. Call 802-6603481 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com.

p.m. Shown by appt. Coburn &

1200 sq. ft. AvaiL 5 /1 . $1200/m o.

Feeley Property Management, 8645200 x 251, www.cobumfeeley.com.

cape with first floor bedroom and i bath. Newer kitchen, furnace, shingles, siding and windows. Covered deck. Lake views. MLS# 9916097. 802-524-6763, 800 -3 8 83318, www.langrealestate.com.

TICONDEROGA, NY: Four apts. and studio. W ell-m aintained. Good income. 4-car garage. 3 /4 acre. Best location! 5 1 8 -5 8 5 3673, leave message.

WATERBURY: Area home mins, from 1-89. Exceptional 4 -b e d room, 2-bath, heated garage, country kitchen, large master porch and so much more. $ 2 2 5 ,0 0 0 . 2 4 4 -5 8 8 7 .

AVAILABLE NOW AND 6 /1 . Efficiency and 1 -4 bedroom units. $ 5 5 0 -$ 19 0 0 . Call 8 0 2 -6 6 0 3481 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com.

BOLTON: Unique, furnished mountainside hideaway! Gas/wood heat. No pets/sm oking. $850 /s in g le , $ 10 5 0 /d o u b le. Utils, extra. Dep. plus firs t and last. Short-term considered. Ask for Pab, 8 0 2 -8 6 3 -4 3 6 6 , eves.

BURLINGTON: 1 , 2 , 3-bedroom . Nice, clean, quiet, parking, yard, garden space, porch, gas, energy e fficient. 8 7 9 -2 4 3 6 . BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. Across from UVM library. Offstreet parking, W /D , hdwd floors. No pets/sm oking. Avail. 6 /1 . $ 7 0 0 /m o ., incL heat/H W . 2 2 9 -5 1 2 3 .

BURLINGTON: 139 1 /2 Elmwood Ave. 2-bedroom, 1 -b a th . AvaiL 4 /1 . $ 6 8 5 /m o . Shown by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property Management, 8 6 4 -5 2 0 0 x251. BURLINGTON: 15 and 17 M ill SL Large 3-bedroom w ith porch es. A vail. 6/ 1 . $ 1 1 2 5 /m o ., incL HW. Call 8 0 2 -6 6 0 -3 4 8 1 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON: 188 C liff S t., tw o small, 1 -bedroom apts. w ith car port, walk to UVM/FAHC. Hdwd floors. No smoking. One avaiL immed. Other avaiL 5 /1 . Call 8 6 5 -4 7 8 2 . Others avaiL for June occupancy. BURLINGTON: 199 King S t., # 2 . 2-bedroom, porch. AvaiL 7 /1 . $ 75 0 /m o . Show by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property Management, 8 6 4 -5 2 0 0 x 251. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1 bath, parking, downtown. AvaiL 5 /1 . $ 7 8 5 /m o . + utils. 6 5 8 -2 0 2 3 . BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom , sec ond floor, gas heat, large deck, off-street parking. Newly b u ilt. AvaiL la te March. $ 8 0 0 /m o . + utils. 8 9 3 -0 0 0 0 .

pets/smoking. Unit A with deck,

BURLINGTON: 355 S. Union St.,

BURLINGTON: South End, great

#5. Efficiency, 1 -bath, parking,

4-bedroom , 1.5 baths, hdwd

porch. AvaiL 7 /1 . $ 4 6 5 /m o ., heat/electric incl. Show by appt.

floors, basement, W /D, yard.

water, sewer, plowing, mowing.

$ 1 4 0 0 /m o . + utils. 8 6 3 -2 1 3 6 .

Call 802-253-8921 x 317.

Coburn & Feeley Property

UNDERHILL: 5 Park St. 3-bed

Management, 8 6 4 -5 2 0 0 x 251,

room. AvaiL 5 /1 . $ 79 5 /m o .,

www.coburnfeeley.com.

BURLINGTON: 37 S. Williams

incl. heat/HW . Call 8 0 2 -6 6 0 3481 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com.

St., # 2 2 2 . 2-bedroom, 1-bath

WILLISTON: St. George Rd. 3-

and parking. AvaiL 7 /1 . $ 1 0 0 0 /

bedroom, 2 -bath, fireplace,

mo. Showing Thursday, 3 /2 7 , 12

screened porch, garage, W/D.

and 12:2 0 . Shown by appt.

AvaiL 4 /1 . $ 1 5 0 0 /m o . Show by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property

Management, 8 6 4 -5 2 0 0 x251.

Management, 864 -5 2 00 x229.

BURLINGTON: 42 Murray S t., 2-

WINOOSKI: 154 Main St. 2-bed

bedroom, 2nd floor. Large unit

room un it with extra room.

w ith porch. Clean. No dogs.

$ 7 9 5 /m o ., incl. heat/HW . Avail

AvaiL 4 /1 . $ 7 9 5 /m o . + utils. Call for a showing, 6 60 -3481

4 /1 . Call 8 0 2 -6 6 0-3 4 8 1 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com.

. ext. 21, Neville Co.

WINOOSKI: 2+ bedroom, unfur

BURLINGTON: 4 55 Shelburne

nished house, porch, parking,

Rd. 3-bedroom with porch. AvaiL

W/D and fenced backyard. Pets

6 /1 . $ 1 2 0 0 /m o ., incl. heat/HW .

neg. $ 10 0 0 /m o . Call TBD Prop.

Call 8 02 -6 6 0 -3 4 8 1 x 5 or

Mgt. a t 4 25 -5 0 16 .

www.nevilleco.com .

WINOOSKI: 52 Hickok St. Avail

BURLINGTON: 461 Shelburne Rd. 2-bedroom, porch, new carpet 3481 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: 61 S. Union St. three 2-bedrooms. New p a in t/ carpet. DW, W /D coin-ops. Parking. No sm oking/pets. AvaiL 4 /1 and 5 /1 . $ 1 0 0 0 -$ 1 1 0 0 /m o . 6 60 -3 4 81 ext. 21.

2 2 A c re s in

E sse x

by a p p t Cobum & Feeley Property

BURLINGTON: 69 Green St. #5, 1 -bedroom, 1-b a th . Heat incl. AvaiL 4 /1 . $ 5 6 5 /m o . Shown by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property

Totally renovated 3 bdrm Cape on 22 acres! Open kitchen/dining rm w/pantry & pecan cabinets, cen tral vac, master bath w/jetted tub, walk-out base ment. Enjoy the babbling Indian Brook from the pri vacy of your deck. L-9262 - $194,900 For more information on this property or other prop erties offered by Lang Associates, click onto www.langrealestate.com or call (802) 864-0541 or 1 (800) 864-6226.

BURLINGTON: 714 Riverside

upgraded. AvaiL 5 /1 . $ 67 5 /m o . Call 8 02 -6 6 0-3 4 8 1 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com. WINOOSKI: Bright, sunny, spa cious 1 -bedroom apt. Conveniently located in quiet neighborhood. Energy-efficient. No smoking. $650/m o. + utils. 425-2910. WINOOSKI: M ill Yard, 2-bedroom, 1 -bath, bright, river view, parking, W /D . No pets. $ 9 7 5 / mo. + utils. 8 99 -5 1 10 .

Iangrealestate.com

room, parking, W /D, porch, deck, yard, small sun room, storage. Dog OK. No smoking. $ 95 0 /m o .

Furnished. Why share space with roommates? Have your own place

ed near 1-289 and Outlet Mall. Open design 2-bedroom, 1-bath,

► sublets

BURLINGTON: B eautiful 3-bed-

hassle-free. Three mins, from downtown, off North Ave. Pvt.

2nd floor, 1000 sq. f t., end-unit condo. W /D, large deck, pool,

SHELBURNE: Short-term rental,

entrance, quiet neighborhood. No pets/smoking. Everything incl.

tennis and carport. 20 Saybrook Rd. Sorry, no pets. AvaiL now. $ 99 0 /m o . 3 73 -9 0 10 . ESSEX JCT: Very large, fully-fur

Victorian-style 2-bedroom with hdwd floors, W /D , parking. Lots of great d etail. Walk to w a te r/ downtown. Pets neg. No smok ers. AvaiL 6 /1 . $ 1 2 0 0 /m o . 8 0 2 3 1 0 -1 3 5 7 . BURLINGTON: Chase St. 2, 3, 4-bedrooms. O ff-street parking, yard, quiet. No dogs. AvaiL 6 /1 . $ 8 7 5 /$ 1 2 0 0 /$ 1 7 0 0 /m o . + utils. 8 6 2 -4 0 0 7 . BURLINGTON: Downtown 2bedroom apt. in Victorian house. Walk to everything. Fireplace, W /D , parking. Pets neg. AvaiL m id-April. $ 1 3 5 0 /m o ., heat + extras incl. 6 6 0 -9 8 8 1 . More info: www.MyBurlAp.com. BURLINGTON: H ill Section. 2bedroom apt. AvaiL 6/ 1 . $ 9 5 0 / m o., incl. heat, parking, trash, water, etc. Call 8 6 3 -0 2 7 2 . BURLINGTON: Im m aculately renovated, spacious 2-story, 2bedroom, hdwd floors, W /D , basement, 2-b a th , yard, pvt. porches, office, gas everything, quiet neighborhood. AvaiL 4 /1 . $ 1000/m o ., incl. w ate r/tra s h . 8 6 4 -4 4 8 4 . BURLINGTON: King St. 2-bed room, fu ll basement. AvaiL now. $ 8 2 5 /m o ., incl. heat. Call Cindy 8 6 2 -5 9 5 4 . BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom with study. 426 Colchester Ave. AvaiL 6/ 1 . $675/m o. Call 802-6603481 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com.

Beautiful lake lodge. All ameni ties. Weekly summer. Lake cottage. Extended season rates. Daily, weekend, weekly. 802-372-4581.

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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail, in 2-bedroom apt. Walk to bike path/dow ntow n. Looking for clean, quiet, prof./grad student. No whiny babies please. AvaiL immed. $ 4 0 0 /m o . + 1 /2 utils. 8 64 -7 2 62 .

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in 3bedroom apt., walking distance to Church S t./w a terfro n t, o ffstreet parking, M/F, young, prof. No pets/sm oking. AvaiL 6 /1 . $ 41 5 /m o . + 1 /3 utils. 8 6 4 -2 8 1 9 .

room, nice, quiet, recently

Management, 8 6 4 -5 2 0 0 ext. 251, www.coburnfeeley.com.

BURLINGTON: B eautiful,

KEELER BAY LODGING:

WINOOSKI: 57 Maple St. 1-bed-

ESSEX JCT: Conveniently locat

ers. AvaiL 6/ 1 . $ 1 6 5 0 /m o . 8 02 3 1 0 -1 3 5 7 .

$850/w eek. Non-peak, $ 6 0 0 / week. Call Cindy, 8 62 -5 9 54 .

$69 5 /m o . 8 02 -6 6 0-3 4 8 1 x 5 or

BURLINGTON: Studio.

hdwd floors, parking. Walk to w ater/dow ntow n. Across from Battery Park. Pets neg. No smok

3-bedroom sleeps 8. Large screened porch. AvaiL April through October. Peak,

www.nevilleco.com.

$ 8 0 0 /m o . Shown by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property

room with lake views. 2-levels,

COLCHESTER: Lake shore camp.

porch, new windows, vinyl siding

WINOOSKI: Renovated 2-bed

Management, 8 6 4 -5 2 0 0 x 251. Ave. #3. 3-bedroom , 1-bath, parking and gas heat. AvaiL 4 /1 .

cabins on 400 acres. V alley/ mountains/streams, peace and privacy, fully-equipped. In cl. studio space. Town of Paradox. $ 425/w eek. 5 1 8 -5 8 1 -2 5 1 4 , jo e naom i@ bluem oo.net.

and other upgrades. AvaiL 4 /1 .

BURLINGTON: 69 Green S t #2, large efficiency, full bath. Heat incL AvaiL 4 /1 . $525/m o. Shown

ADIRONDACKS: 2 comfortable

4 /1 . One 2-bedroom, 1st floor,

O n

AvaiL 6 /1 . $795/m o. Call 802-660-

Management, 864-5200 x 251.

► housing for rent

Excellent interior quality. W/D. No

Unit B with walkout terrace, 800 sq. ft. AvaiL 5 /1 . $1050/m o. + elec., gas, heat. Both include

Coburn & Feeley Property

ST. ALBANS TOWN: 3-bedroom

with full bath. Convenient Stowe Village location, fireplace, beauti ful views, easy parking, quiet.

► vacation rental

+ utils. 654 -6 8 76 .

w/cable. $ 47 5 /m o . Avail now. 233-6043 or 864 -0 8 38 . BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedroom, second floor apt. in owner-occupied duplex. No pets/sm oking. $ 8 5 0 /m o ., incl. heat, porch, 1 off-street parking space. Refs, arid dep. req. Call 8 6 4 -4 8 3 8 . BURLINGTON: Two sunny 4-bed room apts. Off-street parking, porches, laundry. No smoking. AvaiL 6 /1 and 7 /1 . Potential roommate situation. $ 13 0 0 /m o . and $ 1 5 0 0 /m o . Call 8 64 -4 8 38 . BURLINGTON: Walk to every thing location. 2-bedroom, 1.5bath, 2 floor, 1000 sq. ft. tow nhouse with hdwd floors, gas heat, off-street parking and yard. 108 N. Union # 1 . Sorry, no pets. AvaiL now .$1050/m o. 3 73 -9 0 10 .

BURLINGTON/WINOOSKI: . Clean, quiet & w ith character. 1, 2 & 3-bedroom apts. Pets neg. AvaiL throughout 200 3 . Oneyear lease. 8 9 9 -1 7 3 5 . CHARLOTTE: Sunny 1-bedroom, beautifu l yard, garden space, near beach. Newly renovated. No sm oking/pets. AvaiL 4 /1 5 . $ 7 0 0 /m o . 4 2 5 -3 7 7 9 . COLCHESTER: 1029 Pine Island Rd. Large 2-bedroom house with office. Laundry room, 1.5-baths, pvt. M int condition. AvaiL 4 /1 . $ 12 0 0 /m o . + utils. 660 -3 4 81 ext. 21, Neville Co.

nished 1 -bedroom apt. in wooded, pvt., quiet, secluded setting. Beautiful antiques, hdwd floors. Many amenities. No smoking/pets. AvaiL immed. Refs. 879-3226. FAIRFAX VILLAGE: 2-bedroom house. Responsible, prof. No pets. $ 8 0 0 /m o ., incl. trash & snow removal. First, last and dep. req. 8 4 9 -6 2 96 .

FERRISBURG: House on Lake Champlain. Pvt. beach, 3-bed room, 1.5 -b a th , deck, porch. Million dollar views. No animals. $ 1 2 0 0 /m o . + dep. 759 -6 6 66 . N. FERRISBURGH: Sunny 2 /3 bedroom apt. in farmhouse. Hdwd floors, new furnace and paint. $1000/m o. + heat. 985-5865. RICHMOND: New 2-bedroom downtown. 10 mins, from Burlin gton. Heat incl. No p e ts / smok ing. $ 80 0 /m o . 8 64 -6 3 70 . RICHMOND: Newly renovated 2bedroom apt. Hdwd floors, ceramic tile , cherry kitchen, DW and W/D incl., deck. $ 90 0 /m o . Open house 3 /2 8 , 5-7 p.m., 3 /2 9 , 10 a.m . - noon. Call for directions, 4 3 4 -6 6 5 6 . S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, next to UVM. Gas heat, car port. No pets. $ 8 5 0 /m o . 6 5 8 -3 0 4 3 . S. BURLINGTON: 9 Charles St. Large 2-bedroom duplex, garage, basement, yard, W /D hookups. AvaiL 6 /1 . $ 1 1 0 0 /m o . Call 8 02 -6 6 0 -3 4 8 1 x 5 or www.nevil leco.com.

2 months, 2-level condo, 1500 sq. f t., tastefully decorated, garage. Mins, to IDX, pvt., quiet. $ 7 5 0 /m o ., incl. all. 9 8 5 -8 7 1 1 .

► housing wanted RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNER looking for a place in the sticks. I work in Essex. 8 0 2 -3 2 4 -7 3 3 6 or oldsoul72@ yahoo.com .

► room for rent BURLINGTON: Buell St. Rooms avail, now and 6 /1 . Common baths. No pets/sm oking. $ 2 9 5 / mo., incl. utils. Call 8 0 2 -6 6 0 3481 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON: Studio. Furnished. Why share space with roommates? Have your own place hassle-free. Three mins, from downtown, o ff North Ave. Pvt. entrance, quiet neighbor hood. No pets/smoking. Everything incl. w /cable. $ 47 5 /m o . Avail now. 3-6 month lease. 2 33 -6 0 43 or 8 6 4 -0 8 3 8 . COLCHESTER/WINOOSKI: Need a room? In between apts.? Need some space from a relationship for a week? Pvt., sunny bedroom. Busline, St. Mikes, kitchen. Great location. $ 150/w eek. Magges European Lodging, 3 2 4 -7 3 88 or 233 -9 8 43 . ESSEX JCT: Gay-friendly, nice Victorian home. Furnished room with pvt. bath and cable. Includes all utils. $450/m o. 598-4216.

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertis ing in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing A ct of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sex ual orientation, age, marital status, handi cap, presence of minor children in the fam ily or receipt of public assis tance, or an intention to make any such prefer ence, lim itation or a dis crimination. The news paper will not knowingly a cce p t any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby inform ed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels he or she has encoun tered discrimination should co n ta ct the: HUD O ffice of Fair Housing 10 Causeway Street, Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617)565-5309 or Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State Street, Drawer 33 Montpelier, VT 056336301 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

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SP A C E FIN D E R BURLINGTON: Beautiful lake views, m inute from w a te rfro n t/ downtown. 3rd housemate w ant ed. Spacious living room and kitchen, hdwd floors, fireplace, pvt. bath, W /D , In te rn e t, cable, off-street parking. M /F welcome. $ 65 0 /m o . + utils. 8 0 2 -5 7 8 -0 2 7 6 .

BURLINGTON: F housemate

BURLINGTON: Houseshare.

BURLINGTON: Roommate need

S. BURLINGTON: Artistic, liber

Entire 3rd floor of riverfront house, 3 rooms, 2 baths, great views, near UVM and FAHC. $ 70 0 /m o ., incl. all. 8 64 -8 0 06 . BURLINGTON: Park St., share

ed for 4 /1 . Female prof./student to share 2-bedroom townhouse. Beach/bike path access/laun-

al, responsible male to share beautiful stone castle. Close to downtown. Large room, fu ll basement, W /D , DW and good

dry/parking. Fireplace. Nice, quiet setting. Avail, room has pvt. bal cony. Sorry no smokers/pets.

clean upstairs 2-bedroom apt. Must be relaxed/stable. Lots of storage space and laundry avail. No cigarettes/pets. $450/m o., incl. all. Dep./refs. req. 338-9048.

Refs./dep. req. $ 425/m o. + utils. Call 734-0278 for appt.

vibes. $ 4 0 0 /m o . + 1 /3 utils. 5 98 -2 5 23 . SHELBURNE: International House

room, modern apt. Close to UVM

of Nicholas. Fumished/unfurnished room in a sunny and cheerful cul tural setting. International cuisine

BURLINGTON: Room for rent.

and downtown. Parking. No

encouraged. Learn and enjoy quick

Fireplace, sunset views, W /D . No

Avail. ASAP through 6 /1 , possi

dogs. $ 4 7 5 /m o . 9 5 1 -1 1 3 1 .

bly later. Includes parking,

smoking/pets. $ 4 5 0 /m o . + utils. Call 6 6 0 -9 2 92 or 3 24 -0 2 78 .

and simple transit to Burlington. W/D. $350/m o. Weekly also avail.

cable, DW. Walking distance to

BURLINGTON: Shared condo at

985-3112.

downtown. Asking $33 3 /m o . 1 /3 utils. 8 6 4 -0 8 7 3 .

68A S. Willard St., located

SHELBURNE: Looking for

needed for funky, lakeside house in Queen City Park. Next to Red Rocks/bike path/busline.

PRIME LOCATION

BURLINGTON: Share 2-bed

B u r lin g t o n N o rth ga te A partm ents in B urlington’s new N o rth End is accepting housing applications fo r tw o bedroom apartm ents. For an application, please call 802-658-2722 o r request by fax at 802-864-4005. EHO

between Church St. & University.

respectful, prof. F roommate to

ST. ALBANS: Roommate to

1.5 baths, W/D, parking. Prefer F

share beautiful, second floor

share home near Main St. Large

► homeshare

prof./student. No pets. 1 base ment room. Avail. 3 /2 4 . $285/m o.

apt. Close to commuter rail. Great location. DW, W /D (in

bedroom, yard, qu iet neighbor

INDEPENDENT AND sophisti-

hood. Clean, responsible, gay-

cated older woman seeks mature

;

Call 660-7172 or 598-7423.

u n it), parking, lots of space, big kitchen. Wonderfully renovated.

friendly required. Pets neg.

fem ale homesharer for her beau

$ 3 7 5 /m o . + 1 /2 utils. 3 6 3 -2 4 6 6 .

tif u l home in S. Burlington. Help

BURLINGTON: Third housemate wanted, F, for quiet South End house. Parking, W /D, back yard.

Call 2 3 3 -5 6 2 1 .

w ith errands and housekeeping needed. No smokers. HomeShare

$ 4 6 5 /m o ., incl. utils. 6 58 -3 9 32 .

VT: 8 0 2 -8 6 3 -5 6 2 5 . EHO.

BURLINGTON: Very nice bed room avail, in 2-bedroom apt. on Maple St. Off-street parking. W /D, hdwd floors. Dogs. neg. Avail. ASAP. $ 6 5 0 /m o ., incl. heat. 2 33 -6 1 81 .

COLCHESTER: 1 -room in 3-bedroom house. Lake front, W /D, Burlington. No pets. Avail. 4 /1 . $ 40 0 /m o . + 1 /3 utils. 1-month dep. 8 0 2 -8 6 4 -2 9 7 6 .

COLCHESTER/WINOOSKI: 1800's Colonial. Busline, St. Mike's, clean, sunny and pvt. Room w ith cable, kitchen rights, In tern e t. Profs, wanted. James, 3 24 -7 3 88 or Ivan, 2 33 -9 8 43 . Maggie's In n .

ESSEX: Seeking young, prof. Close to IBM, 20 acres, pond,

B U R LIN G T O N

B eautiful 3-bedroom w ith lake views. 2-levels, hdwd floors, parking. Walk to w ater/dow ntow n. Across from Battery Park. Pets neg. No smokers. Avail. 6 /1 .

802-310-1357

outdoor hot tub. Dogs OK, no cats. Great setting. $ 4 0 0 /m o . + utils. Call Steve a t 7 64 -4012 (days), 8 7 8 -3 6 36 (eves).

MALLETS BAY: Large 1 -bedroom in shared space. Quiet. Large and bright. Good neighborhood. Profs./grad. students only. $ 5 5 0 /m o ., incl. a ll utils, and in ternet. 8 0 2 -8 6 3 -5 5 0 2 , Alex.

MONTPELIER: 3-bedroom, 1.5 baths, looking for third room mate. Off Berlin St. Avail. 4 /1 . $ 4 0 0 /m o ., incl. heat, electricity, W /D, trash, parking. 2 23 -0 5 15 .

WORKSPACE ► commercial props.

Brokerage Service I

BATTERY STREET JEANS:

D evelopm ent

Dealers wanted to rent out

P roperty M anagem ent

great booths. Only $90/m onth.

C o n s tru c tio n

Have your own store. Also will buy antiques, collectibles, fur niture, cool stuff o u trig h t Ivan, 865-6223 or 233-9843.

BURLINGTON: 600 sq. f t Good for retail storage or office. Lots of free parking. Great price! 865-9599 or 598-8581.

BURLINGTON: W aterfront, Battery St. Huge 4 00 0 + sq. ft.

A full service Commercial Real Estate firm with over 60 commercial listings from 200 SF - 53,000 SE For more information regarding available properties for Sale or Lease, please contact us. 8 0 2 .6 5 8 .7 4 0 0

w w w .redstonevt.com

lo ft space, overlooking the lake. Location is very NYC.

► space for rent

S 26 00 /m o . Smaller space also

► office space

avail. Ivan or Lori 8 6 5 -6 2 2 3

BURLINGTON WATERFRONT:

ESSEX JC T: Studio/shop.

or 2 3 3 -9 8 4 3 .

Cool place. Fun people. Great

8 0 0 + sq. f t working space.

MONTPELIER: The In s titu te

energy! Call 8 6 4 -7 9 9 9 .

No retail. W ell-insulated. Gas

for Sustainable Communities

HINESBURG: Nice office on

(ISC) is looking for a com pat

Main St. 2-room , street level

heat and HW. Parking. AvaiL 5 /1 . Rent neg. Ann Stafford,

ible organization to sublease part of its new environm en-

in historic building. S 350/m o .

8 7 8 -5 6 0 5 .

4 8 2 -3 0 4 0 , lduffy@ w cvt.com .

tally-friendly office space. ISC has the second flo or o f River

S. BURLINGTON: 500+ sq. ft. office space for rent. Clean,

Station Properties' new build

spacious, plenty o f parking.

ing on Stone Cutters' Way.

Includes a ll u tilities. Yard stor

Sublease up to 2000 sq. ft.

age also a v a il Call 6 58 -6 3 86 .

Avail. 5 /1 . For more info, contact Jenn O'Neil, 8 0 2 -2 2 9 293 6 , jo n e il@ isc v t.o rg , www.iscvt.org.

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auto., V6 , 4WD, 4 dr., CD, A/C,

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Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

work truck. $1000 below book.

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VW PASSAT, GLX, 1996

V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 43,156 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., dual front air

Wagon, maroon, leather,

bags, ABS. Best price, $8990. Call

Call Andy 985 -0 1 58 , eves.

AUDI A6, 1 9 9 7 , Loaded. Great condition! One owner. AWD. 107K

Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

w inter package, 5 spd., sunroof,

OLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE GX, 1999, sedan, 4 dr., white,

miles. $9500. Deb, 4 34 -7 0 69 .

4 dr., silver, 6 -c y l/4 .0 L , auto.,

miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise,

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miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags,

FORD FOCUS LX, 2 0 0 0 , sedan, 4 dr., blue, 4-cyl/2.0L, auto., FWD.

sedan 4 dr., red, auto., FWD. cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, ABS, traction control. Best

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 20 0 1 ,

Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

price, $ 18 ,99 8 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

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sedan, 4 dr., beig e/tan , V 6 /3 .4 L , auto., FWD. 3 7,292 miles, A/C, PS, PL, PW, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS. Best price, $ 1 0 ,98 0 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2 0 0 3 ,

SUBARU LOYALE, 1992,

sedan, 4 dr., maroon, V 6 /3 .4 L , auto., FWD. 20,2 77 miles, A/C,

wagon, 130K miles, new inspec tion and tires. Solid and wellcared for. Power windows and

PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, rear spoiler.

doors. $1500. Eric, 8 5 9 -0 8 5 9 .

Best price, $ 14 )9 9 2. Call Shearer

SUBARU WAGON, 1987, 4WD.

Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

New tires, brakes, exhaust, belts.

SATURN SL2, 2 0 0 0 , sedan, 4

Runs great. No rust! $ 1 6 0 0 /0 B 0 .

dr., silver, 4 -cy l/1 .9 L /1 6 V , auto.,

8 0 2 -5 7 8 -2 8 6 4 ..

FWD. 33,031 miles, A/C, PS, PW,

TOYOTA CAMRY DLX, 1990,

PL, cruise, A M /FM , ABS, sliding sunroof. Best price, $79 9 3 . Call

grey, auto., AC, PW, cruise, 160K miles. New tim ing belt, battery

Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

and exhaust. One owner. Super

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Model

Year

Color

Mileage

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Dodge

S tratu s

2002

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3 1 ,0 0 0

$ 7 ,9 0 0

Chrysler

S eb rin g C onvertible

2002

Blue

2 8,0 00

$ 1 6 ,7 0 0

Dodge

In tre p id

2000

Green

8 0 ,0 0 0

$ 7 ,8 0 0

2002

Silver

3 0 ,0 0 0

$ 1 2 ,3 0 0

; V itara ( 4 X 4 )

Chrysler

S eb rin g

2002

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2 8 ,0 0 0

$ 1 1 ,0 0 0

Chevrolet

S u b u rb an

2000

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3 6 ,0 0 0

$ 1 8 ,9 0 0

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CHEVROLET TRACKER, 2 0 0 0 ,

price, $12 ,99 0 . Call Shearer

sport utility, 4 dr., dark blue, 4cyl/2 .0 L , auto., 4WD. 28,048

Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise,

► minivans minivan, 4 dr., white, V 6 /3 .4 L ,

CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER LS,

auto., FWD. 29,295 miles, A/C,

2002, sport utility, 4 dr., dark

rear air, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., OnStar, air

ABS. Best price, $ 1 6 ,9 8 7 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

GMC JIMMY SLT, 2 0 0 0 , sport u tility, 4 dr., gray, V 6 /4 .3 L high output, auto., 4WD. 29,409 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., ABS, dual front air bags, leather, sliding sun roof. Best price, $ 1 5 ,9 9 0 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

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BURLINGTON TO WATERBURYJ (Share commute, Mon., Wed., Fri., various times, some flexibility.(40554) /

BROOKFIELD TO S. BURLINGTON: Need ride, regular hours. (40439)

ESSEX JUNCTION TO WINDSOR: Share driving, Tues., Wed., Thur., flexi ble hours. (40555)

S. BURLINGTON TO MONTPELIER: Share driving, Mon. - Fri., 8:30 a.m. ■ 4:30 p.m. (40481) UNDERHILL TO STOWE: Share dri ving, Mon. - Fri., flexible hours. (40552)

RICHMOND TO S. BURLINGTON: Share driving, Mon, Wed., Th., Fri., 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. (40527).

WATERBURY TO S. BURLINGTON: Share driving to IDX, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. (40585)

COLCHESTER TO ST. ALBANS: Need ride, Mon. - Fri., 6 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. (40568)

COLCHESTER TO ESSEX: Need ride, Mon. - Fri., 8 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. (40591)

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MILTON TO BURLINGTON: Need ride, Mon., Wed., flexible hours. Child trav eling also. (40572)

JERICHO TO BURLINGTON: Share dri ving, Mon. - Fri., 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. >„ ■' (40581)

BURLINGTON TO WARREN: Need ride, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Some flexibility. (40587)

BURLINGTON TO S. BURLINGTON: Need ride to FAHC, Mon. - Fri., 7 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. (40583)

PONTIAC MONTANA, 2 0 0 1 , ext.

Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags,

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April '03. Call 8 0 2 -9 8 5 -9 1 2 6 .

leather. Best price, $ 25 ,98 2 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

bags, ABS, quad seating. Best price, $ 15 ,97 3 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

2003, m inivan, 4 dr., dark blue, V 6 /3 .4 L , auto., FWD. 28,015

Maintained, ju s t inspected, w in ter and summer tires. $3300.

tio n, red. Many new parts. $ 1 3 3 5 /0 B 0 . Inspected through

u tility, 4 dr., white, V 6 /3 .4 L , auto., FWD. 36,6 35 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, ABS. Best

Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

clean and excellent condition.

VW BUG, 1973, good condi-

miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM /FM /CD cass., OnStar, ABS,

CHEVROLET VENTURE LS,

weather and value packages. . Forest green with tan interior,'"

802-482-4995.,;

price, $ 1 5 ,8 8 1 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

1700 Williston Road Burlington

I n t e r e s t e d in fo r m in g a

PS, PW, AM/FM/CD cass., cruise,

PONTIAC AZTEK, 2 0 0 1 , sport

Fora limitedtime only! This offer applies to non-dealers only

CHITTENDEN COUNTY TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

sport utility, 4 dr., red, V 6 /4 .3 L , auto., AWD. 2 8,151 miles, A/C,

V 8 /5 .3 L , auto., 4WD. 29,415

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OLDSMOBILE BRAVADA, 2 0 0 0 ,

sport utility, 4 dr., beig e/tan ,

Best price, $ 2 3 ,41 2 . Call Shearer

cass., dual front air bags. All

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25,581 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM /FM /CD, air bags, ABS.

manual, FWD, 125K highway

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blue, 6 -c y l/4 .2 L , auto., 4WD.

sedan, 2 dr., 4 -c y l/1 .5 L , 5 spd.

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AM /FM /CD, dual front air bags, roof rack. Best price, $9939. Call

clean. Oil changed every 3000. $ 2 1 5 0 /0 B 0 . Call 8 0 2 -2 3 8 -4 2 4 5 .

CHEVROLET TAHOE LI, 2 0 0 0 ,

Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

cass. Best price, $6990. Call

► SUVS

dr., maroon, V 8 /4 .7 L , auto., 4WD. 3 9,647 miles, A/C, PS, PW,

Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

PL, AM/FM/CD cass., dual front

ABS. Best price, $ 1 8 ,99 5 . Call

price, $ 1 0 ,99 0 . Call Shearer

47,527 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE,

ABS, leather, moonroof. Best

2 8,436 miles, A/C, PS, PL, PW,

7209 (AAN CAN)

price, $ 1 1 ,89 2 . Call Shearer

Like new. Must see! $ 1 4 2 5 /0 B 0 . 8 0 2 -9 8 5 -9 1 2 6 .

air bags, ABS, leather. Best

802-660-2051 802-363-9691

convertible, 2 dr., silver, V 6 /3 .8 L , auto., RWD. 11,985

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2002,

deductible. Towing and DMV

front air bags, roof rack. Best

CYCLONE MOPED, 337 miles.

one owner. $6500,

Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

and assistance programs! Tax

► motorcycles

rims, 70K miles. W ell-maintained,

AM/FM cass., ABS. Best price, $ 7997. Call Shearer Pontiac,

Cadillac • Pontiac

4WD. 42,3 09 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM cass., dual

1999, Limited, sport utility, 4

PW, summer and w inter tires on

V 6 /3 .5 L , auto., FWD. 48,8 00

Suzuki

PW, PL, Lo-Jack and alarm, pri vacy glass. 90K miles. $9000.

1999, sedan, 4 dr., green,

work. Many new parts. Body in

$ 9 0 0 0 /0 B 0 . 8 5 9 -9 3 8 4 .

JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1999,

PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass.,

5 92 -4 8 78 .

electrical, rear end and brake

speakers, roof rack, air bags. Great condition. Must sell.

OnStar, air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $ 1 7 ,87 5 . Cgll Shearer

$2500, as is/OBO. Call cell 607-

4WD, 4 dr., auto, red, 67K miles, A/C, PW, PL, cruise, new CD/

maroon, leather, winter package, 5 spd., sunroof, PW, summer and winter tires on rims, 70K miles.

maroon, V8, sedan, 4 dr., auto.,

work. Morrisville. Must sell.

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8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1 999,

OLDSMOBILE AURORA, 2001,

miles. Good car, needs some

$ 5200. Call 3 5 5 -5 4 5 5 .

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2000,

Pontiac GrandAM GT, 1993, 107K

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VW PASSAT GLX, 1996, wagon,

coupe, 2 dr., silver, V 6 /3 .4 L , auto., FWD. 22,971 miles, A/C,

Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 .

ATTENTION GEAR HEADS!

wagon, red, high mileage. Needs

miles, 5 spd., PL, power moonroof, A/C, A M /FM /cass/6-disc CD, new tires, ju s t inspected, all maintenance records. A very reli able car in great condition.

breaks (pads/rotors). Nonsmoker. Good condition. $5150. Call 9511729, ask for David.

with photos & details

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ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): It’s Reinvent Your Persona Week, Aries. To stimulate your imagination, pre tend it’s Halloween for the next seven days. Today, dress up as a skanky biker chick or dude. Tomorrow, be a transgendered Bulgarian princess in exile. In the days after that, be a snakedancer, drag-racer, CIA agent, profes sional wresder and rodeo clown. Don’t just get creative; get outrageously cre ative. APRIL FO O L! While it is a per fect time to reinvent your persona, and while it’s wise to inject more wild ness and badness into your style, there’s no need to indulge in random experimentation. You already know exactly which way to go.

TAURUS

(Apr. 20-M ay 20): Life is a bitch and then you die. The more you suffer, the more you learn. If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit. If all else fails, manipulate the data. APRIL FO O L! Everything I just said was a dirty lie. I was test ing to see how trusting you are o f “experts” like me — and how sus* ceptible you are to letting your mood be manipulated by stuff you read in the newspaper. The fact is, Taurus, you can no longer afford to absorb the pathological delusions about reality that are spread by the mass media. I recommend that you go on a fast from TV, radio, films, videos, newspapers, magazines and the Internet fo r 96 hours. By the end o f that time, you will have begun to sense the real truth: that life is a benevolent conspiracy designed to bring you blessings and make you really smart.

'GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Stand on a highway overpass and scream a dirty limerick into the wind. Memorize and recite your

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favorite commercial to a grocery store clerk. Get drunk and throw stones at beer cans. Write a love note to Bill Gates and send it to him in an envelope along with $5. APRIL FO O L! While it is prime time to give yourself to uninhibited depar tures from normal behavior, it’s also important that they feel deeply meaningful. Try the following instead: Clim b to a mountaintop and scream a provocative prayer into the wind. Recite an anti-war poem to the grocery store clerk. Meditate yourself into an altered state and throw rotten tomatoes at your per sonal symbol o f evil. Write a short essay about your greatest longing, tie the paper to a helium-filled balloon and send it aloft on a windy evening.

CANCER

(June 21 -July 22): Make yourself as boring as possible, Cancerian. Avoid every risk that might force you to question your beliefs, and steer clear o f adventures that could bring you into contact with people who aren’t like you. You need to cultivate safety and security at all costs, and the best way to accomplish that is to hide in your room and do absolutely nothing. A PRIL FO O L! I was just kidding. In fact, the best way to cultivate safety and security is to regularly seek out what interests and excites you. And the days ahead should provide ample opportunities to do just that.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Sixty years ago, farmers had to wait an average o f 12 weeks for a newborn chick to become an adult chicken. These days, thanks to the miracle o f synthetic hormones, antibiotics and profligate amounts o f feed, the process takes six weeks. This amazing change in the life cycle o f poultry should be an inspirational model for

you in the coming months, Leo. It’s high time you started growing twice as fast. APRIL FO O L! Don’t you dare try to force yourself to ripen at a breakneck rate. Speed up your pace, yes, but not by more than 20 percent.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s the Grunting Season, my dear. Your luck will multiply and your align ment with cosmic rhythms will grow whenever you engage in activities that provoke your copious grunting. Bench-pressing? Hole-digging? Pot washing? Floor-mopping? APRIL FO O L! I totally lied. You didn’t believe me, did you? In point o f fact, Virgo, it’s the Sighing Season. Your luck will multiply and your align ment with cosmic rhythms will grow whenever you engage in activities that provoke your copious sighing. Gazing at gorgeous sights? Thinking deeply about, the big picture? M aking love long and slow?

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): There are only two kind o f people: those who align themselves with the forces o f light and those who align themselves with the forces o f darkness. And the whole world is now in the grip o f a tremendous struggle between the two. You, Libra, must choose which side you’re on, once and for all. APRIL FO O L! In fact, every one o f us is a mix o f good and evil. And it’s prime time for you to become hyper alert about how the two play out in you. Once you’ve acknowledged your own part in feeding the darkness, you’ll have a lot more credibility as a fighter for beauty, truth, peace, love, goodness and justice.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Last January, I asked my readers to send me their anti-resolutions for the new year: their promises to culti

vate weird habits, incorrigible vices and controversial actions. A list sent to me by a Scorpio woman named Briana happens to be a perfect match for the kinds o f behavior you Scorpios should indulge in during the coming week. She vowed to engage in more awkward dancing, loud singing, talking to herself, fasci nating egotism and guilt-free mastur bation. Be like her. APRIL FO O L! Everything I just said will be good advice beginning around April 21, but not yet. For now, you really ought to be more demure, humble and well-behaved than usual. It’s a period o f atonement and adjustment.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “W hat’s the meaning o f life?” “W ho am I?” “Is there a G od?” Questions like these are old and tired, and therefore totally beneath you, Sagittarius. It’s time that your search for truth kicked into higher gear, leading you to dream up snappier inquiries about the nature o f your existence. Try out the following, for example: “What can I do to make my friends and loved ones more perfect?” “Are there any shortcuts I can take to getting everything I want?” “ How do I arrange to avoid all pain and have only pleasurable experiences?” A PRIL FO O L! This is no time to abandon venerable questions like “W hat’s the meaning o f life?” espe cially now that you’re on the verge o f uncovering a host o f insightful new answers to them.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): At the height o f his power, Alexander the Great ruled an empire that stretched from Greece to India. According to legend, he wept because he had no more worlds to conquer. Sounds like you, doesn’t it,

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Capricorn? How could you possibly accomplish any more than you already have? It’s sad to think you have nothing left to prove.- A PRIL FO O L! The real truth is this: No matter how adept you are or how much territory you’ve seized, you’ve just begun to tap your full potential. Events this week will show you how many intriguing mysteries you have left to explore and master.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your ego has been writing checks that your body can’t cash. Your past has been making promises your future doesn’t even want to think about keeping. Your inner beast has been cannibalizing your inner child. Shape up, hypocrite! A PRIL FO O L! There has been a gap between your intentions and your effects, but not nearly as great as I implied above. Please forgive me; in the outrageous spirit o f the prankster holiday, I was hoping the shock value o f my extreme statements would motivate you better than a polite, gentle prod.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): The sign on my optometrist’s door reads, “ If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” T h at’s a good rule for you to live by in the coming days, Pisces. The astrological omens suggest you should hang out in environments where none o f your desires can pos sibly be fulfilled; you’ll thrive in the company o f people who can’t help you reach your goals and don’t have the slightest idea what you’re inter ested in. APRIL FO O L! This week o f all weeks it’s crucial that you risk imitating a Scorpio; which is to say, measure every experience according to how well it serves your drive to get what you want.

last week's answers on page 33b

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knowing smiles. 5830

B ES T T H I N G S C O M E I N T I N Y P A C K A G E S !

brains too! 5956

er^ 5833_________________________________

DWF, m id-50s. NS, happy, healthy, fin an

romance, w ith the goal of a LTR. 6088

48 Y O , PRETTY W O M A N : S O U L F U L L Y ,

S W F, 4 9 , 5 '9 " , B L U E - E Y E D , B L O N D E

cially comfortable. ISO best frie n d /lo v e r

F R IE N D S IS G O O D , M O R E IS B E T T E R .

blue-eyed/blonde, affording beauty, in telli

with intelligence, zany sense of humor,

to laugh, cry, talk, play, cook, eat, dance,

SWF, 18 YO, ND/NS, attractive, outgoing,

gence, wisdom, presence and wholeness to

and high energy seeks ta ll, educated, P,

seek new adventures w ith . Love humor,

loves to go out and have fun, but is also

those around her. Would like to welcome

nonsmoking gentleman to enjoy dining

laughter, cuddling. Seeks sim ilar M

the cuddling type. You: absolutely NS/ND!

handsome, sexy, clever, playful, spiritual,

A MUST: attractive, loves to have a good time, can't be full of himself, also romantic.

in tellig en t, sophisticated, humble man

out, skiing, museums and weekend escapes to nearby major cities. Let's have

I D R IN K J U I C E FR O M T H E C A R T O N A N D I

in to her life. 5949

fun! 5832 _______________________________

wander around the house while brushing

Interested? 6075

2 F U N - L O V I N G B U N N IE S , B O T H 2 9 , S E E K

29 Y O S W F S E E K S A C R E A T IV E , H O N E S T ,

my teeth. I like sorting the mail into piles,

N O W T H A T I V E L E A R N E D TO L O V E M Y S E LF ,

pair of sexy, S foxes to chase us around

outgoing, active SM, 2 5 -3 8 , who enjoys

cured meats, visiting caverns, reading out

I'm looking for someone ju s t like me! In te llig e n t, honest, caring, emotionally

the den. Both of you: kind, humorous,

skiing, snowboarding, music/dancing,

loud (and silently). Respond i f you are

flirtatio us, romantic. 5947

great conversation and kids! Friends first

smart, independent, unclassifiable. 5814

sound, financially self-reliant, politically

I 'V E G O T 2 D A V ID S E D A R IS T IC K E T S A N D

progressive, modestly attractive, NSND

only one ass (un fortu nately). Interested? Let's meet! Some "getting to know you"

middle-aged but look, feel, think, much

options: A great meal, my cooking or in

younger. 6072

Ita ly . A fter dancing and a day on the

A L I T T L E O F F B E A T . D W F, Y O U N G , S L IM

beach. La Dolce Vita Anyone? 26+. 5943

62. Irreverent, adventurous, independent,

A R E Y O U A M A N O F T A L E N T , P A S S IO N ,

but open. Passions: Music (a ll kinds), preservation, gardening, humor, dining out, movies, country living. ISO a little

soul, and integrity? Maybe this voluptuous, radiant, water-witch woman, 42, recently

wackiness and a nice, honest guy with

you. 5940

adventures. Like to do pretty much every

Looking for friendship and companionship. 6005

w ant someone to com plete the journey w ith. You? 5930

S W F, 3 5 , L O O K I N G F O R A T R A V E L I N G

F A U S T R A L IA N S H E P H E R D S E E K S P L A Y -

partner to explore sights of paradise, find freedom and harmony, and maybe find

mate and companion for my attractive mis tress. Prefer handsome Australian male but

happiness. Very caring, special people

w ill consider other breeds. My artistic mis

need to connect. 5996

tress likes educated and articulate 40-5 0

A T T R A C T IV E , S O F T S P O K E N , 3 7 Y O . LO V E S

YO human males, live music, dining, film ,

good food, movies, reading, a glass of

theatre, hiking, canoeing and traveL 5916

w ine, runn ing , road trip s . Dog lover.

I 'V E B E E N S O B U S Y B E IN ' F R E E , I F O R G O T

Looking for great company and conversa tio n w ith an attractive, compassionate, in tellig en t man. Someone I can be real w ith and vice versa. 5976

to find my basherte (soul m ate) and

I F Y O U A R E A SM B E T W E E N T H E A G E S

cuddling and watching sunsets. ISO simpatico S/DM age 4 0 -6 0 (kids OK). Smooth

looks and acts much younger, slender, a thletic, attractive, genuine, vegetarian, em otionally & financially secure. Seeking a like friend to enjoy healthy, active country lifestyle w ith dogs & horses. Let's have some fun this summer. 5964

or turn to the last page and fill out submission form.

H A P P Y W IT H L I F E , N O R T H E A S T K IN G D O M woman, 49 YO, ISO man 4 4 -5 4 YO for friendship, possibly LTR. Me: attractive, 30-ish looking woman w ith a few pounds to lose, enjoys outdoor activities, as well as intim acy! You: in tellig en t, caring, and fun. 5960

CALL T O R E S P O N D charge your credit card from any phone, anywhere, anytime:

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for special man (4 5 -6 0 ) to share life's th in g . I live each day to th e fu lle st and

T H E R E A L T H I N G . D S W F, 4 9 Y O , W H O

then who knows? 5831

S F , 5 4 , A T T R A C T IV E A N D S L IM , L O O K I N G

walking, talking . Avid reader, sports fan.

s ta rt an a d v e n tu re o f fu n , unknown exploration, and a journey of companionship towards something unique and synergistic for us together. Call me. 5966

(except for tin y package)! 5823

ending LTR, w ill exchange wonders with

dining out, traveling, animals, laughter,

w h im sica l 38 YO SWF, seeking man c o m fo rtab le in his skin and s elf. Let's

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4 9 -5 9 . Dancing, dining in or out, most outdoor activities. Miss the banter and

sation and fun. Must like animals, foreign

M, 50+, w illing to step outside the box

IN T U IT IV E L Y C E R E B R A L, S E N S U A L, A N D

Go online to

writer, skier, nature lover and vegetarian seeks com patible, NS, warm, loving, S/D and share unlim ited possibilities to g eth

and cannot live w ithou t Lucy and Elvis, then I am the 23 YO SWF th a t is surprised we have not m et yet. It's about tim e. 5975 •

of your own is FREE!

SWF looking to share some fun with SWM,

male, 20-2 7 YO, with interest in conver countries, and liberal politics. Tattoos

of 23-2 7 , have good taste in music, the desire to travel, a passion for cult classics,

Placing a personal ad

Y O U D O N T H A V E TO B E A S T A R . 49 Y O

NS, f it , m editator, yoga practitioner,

and piercings a plus, but must have

P E T IT E 5 0 -S O M E T H IN G S M O K E R , L O V E S

it's free!

V I S I O N A R Y W IT H Y O U T H F U L A P P E A L .

kind, s ing le, PM, who appreciates a strong woman to share fun tim e s and

sense of humor for laughs, fun. 6009

NON-SMOKING NO ALCOHOL PROFESSIONAL QUEER SINGLE TRANSSEXUAL WHITE WIDOWED YEARS OLD

5 '9 " 1 9 y o , F IT , A T T R A C T IV E , E X P A T R IO T . Interested in travel savvy, f it , confident

-blonde, blue eyes, seeks a well-respected,

nor o th er substance dependencies,

NO DRUGS

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settle down! SJ woman, spiritual seeker, fe m in is t/a c tiv is t, cat lover, N S /N A/ND . Enjoy fo lk /ja z z music, yoga, m editation,

operators need not reply! 5906

W A N T E D : O U T G O IN G " D O R K " W IT H S E X appeal. No need to be shy around this doe-eyed beauty. I'm looking for an in te l ligent gentlem an th a t is not in tim idated by a smart and beautifu l girl. M aturity a must! I f you're up to th e challenge, please respond. 20-2 6 YO. 5905

LO LA

th e lo v e c o u n s e lo r

A T T R A C T IV E , F IT , S M A R T , S W P F , 2 7 Y O , ISO SWM, 2 6 -3 3 . Me: Like skiing, live music, playing music, gardening, hiking, camping, 4 20 , beer, exploring, weekend getaways. You: Sim ilar interests, in te lli gen t, m o tiv a ted , active, a tte n tiv e to women. I'm sick of entertaining myself, let's do something! 5904

O L D E R FA T C H IC K L O O K I N G F O R T H A T special rooster, who is fun, romantic and likes country music, slow dancing. NS and a ll th a t comes w ith it . Don't need rooster 2 4 /7 . Just w ant pet. I'm a WF, blonde, blue eyes. Sagittarius a plus, feathers not . 5842____________

B O X N U M B E R 5 6 5 3 : I W O U L D L I K E TO m eet you but can't get through to your box. You: 80 YO WM. Me: 42 YO woman who thinks you sound so sweet! 5836

Dear Lola, About a year and a half ago, I signed up on a "friendfinder" Web site for adults. One of the guys I met became my lover for about a year. There were never any problems that I knew of. But one afternoon he came over, we did our "thing," every thing was normal and he left saying he would see me again soon. That was about a year ago. I didn't email or phone him. I just moved pn. Now I see on the same site that about once a week he is looking at my profile. I know from our time togeth er that he is very shy with women and I am wondering if I should write or call him to see what's up? What do you think? Wondering in Winooski

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Dear Wondering, If you feel like seeing him again, by all means go ahead and drop him a line. Don't be surprised if he doesn't bite or if he slips through your fingers again. If you don't catch this one, keep in mind that there are lots more fish in the sea. Love, Lola

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women > men continued I L IK E M Y TV, SO SU E M E. S M O M , 4 1 , good job, smart, funny, cute, 420-friendly, not outdoorsy. ISO SM, 3 5 -5 0 , em ployed,

pla ce o n e fo r f r e e

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funny with a touch of sarcasm. Outgoing and in tellig en t. ISO 21-3 0 , SPM, athletic,

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S W F, 5 '5 " , L A T E 3 0 s , W A R M , F U N ,

39 Y O , S W M , N S , L O O K I N G F O R A N honest, fit, SWF, NS, 3 0 -3 9 , th a t enjoys a ll four seasons. Must love dogs, skiing, biking, hiking, swimming and hanging

in viting hazel eyes, likes to travel, ski, w v A v .7 D p e r s o n a ls .c o m

s k a te , s a il, cook and c u ltu re s tu ff.

out listening to the Grateful Dead. Possible LTR. 6094

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Emotionally, financially and physically in balance. Seeks well-together, fun, kinda handsome man, 35-4 5 , who enjoys life and can make me laugh. 5768

B R O W N -E Y E D G IR L S EEK S A M A N TO ROCK her gypsy soul. 5 7 " , petite, pretty, very fit, 33 YO, mischievous, DWPF, into skiing,

T H A I

the outdoors, food, travel, music and kids.

R E S T A U R A N T

ISO intellectually-oriented, attractive PM, 3 5 -4 5 , who d o esn't ta ke h im s e lf too seriously. 5764 -

D PW F, 3 8 , LO V ES A N IM A L S , T H E

J85 Pearl Street Burlington

cemeteries. No children. Wish to share my interests and yours. Friendship firs t. No smooth talkers, honesty counts. ISO D/SWPM, 3 5 -5 0 , ND, NS, 5760___________

it's crusty, canoeing as it's m elting,

S P A R K L IN G B L U E - G R E E N E Y E S A N D A

G O T S K IS , S N O W S H O E S , R O C K C L IM B IN G

bicycling/hiking when it's gone. Outdoorsy, opinionated liberal SF, 33, seeking snow-

soul to m atch. DWPF, 4 7 , slender, f it ,

gear, in -lin e skates, road bike or sim ilar

seeks frie n d , 4 2 + , who likes hikin g ,

toys? 27 YO, outgoing SWF seeks active,

loving, SM, 2 8 -3 9 for com panionship,

paddling, a rt, museums, to touch and be

open, & fun-loving, 2 6 -3 4 YO, NS, SM for

maybe love, and carpooling to mountains

touched. Soft, gentle, sensitive, but with fire. 5725________________________________

Fir s t w in t e r in v t . 24 y o , f it , a t t r a c -

outdoor activities, friendship, good con versation, quiet dinners & possible LTR. 5631

M I D D L E -A G E D , N S , W F, S E E K S , M , 5 9 - 7 0 .

tive, blue-eyed, SWF, looking for intelligent,

A T T R A C T IV E , L O V I N G , I N T E L L I G E N T ,

Warmhearted, honest lady desires man for dinner, movies, fun, games. No strings.

fun, easygoing ski/snowboarder to share

sensitive creative lady who likes travel,

slopes w ith.

nature, cultural events. Seeking M, 50-60,

No ties. Just lots of fun. Waiting for your

music and be able to make me laugh!!

call. 5746

5712____________________________________

S W F, 3 0 IS O A F O U R -S E A S O N S B A C K

T A U R E A N F W IT H C U R V E S TO S P A R E A N D

country playmate to enjoy N ordic/tele

a knack for getting i t right seeks depend

skiing, snowshoeing, backpacking, biking etc. Do you need to spend tim e in nature

able, laid-back, P guy, 2 5 -3 0 , w ith his

Must love good beer, good

5645

__________________________________

S W F, 3 2 , M O T H E R O F T W O , IS O SW M

of life's w ild storms. 5734

between 25-39, who enjoys dancing, din ing, movies, going for walks. I f interested, respond to this ad. 5641

■DykeS AS fEEAiESS

things in life. 5986

talented, SF, 2 4 -3 4 , with psych disorder a n d /o r sympathetic understanding, to

A G R E A T CATCH S W P M , 4 3 , 5 '1 1 " , N S ,

work and play together. Applying music,

sensual/sexual, funny, love: movies, working out, cooking, traveling, snow

i.e. Self-help, nonprofit PR, commitment to life long learning. 6085

S P I R IT U A L , O U T D O O R A D V E N T U R E loving, 24 YO, practicer of many ways to "union" with Spirit, climber, earth stew

healthy living, nature, theater, the finer

blue/brow n. Me: caring, loyal, romantic,

shoeing, laughing, cuddling, kissing, long walks. ISO SWF, NS, 3 5 -4 4 , no kids, with sim ilar qualities, for LTR. 5984

M U L T ID IM E N S I O N A L , L I G H T - H E A R T E D , NS, SWM, 4 1 . Considerate, communica tive, adventurous, musical (dobro, guitar,

dent, dow n-to-earth, nature loving,

m andolin). Physically, emotionally and

grounded, mature, 20-something to share

financially well-balanced. Seeks in tuitive, optim istic, gentle, creative, independent, candid, physically active (hike, bike, kayak, snowshoe, or farm ing) woman (3 0 4 2 ) for friendship/LTR. 5983

life's adventures w ith. No expectations 6079____________________________________

H E Y ! L O O K I N G F O R A W O M A N , 4 0 + , IN good physical condition to kayak/camp, mtn bike, and

hike w ithin VT/NH . Me:

personal trainer, sculptor, love the out doors. Interested? Love to hear from you. 6077____________________________________

5 0 -IS H P R O F E S S I O N A L M A L E , D IV O R C E D father, seeks to meet bright, fit, accom plished, stable woman. 5958

D P N M , 5 3 , U N P R E T E N T IO U S , S P I R IT U A L ,

P A R T -T IM E A R T IS T , P A R T -T IM E P A R E N T ,

cerity and good nature. No players, please. Life is too short. 5948

exciting relationship. 5532

fu ll-tim e employed, handsome, fit, 40 YO,

men > wom en

good wine and good food. Looking for someone to share my passions w ith. Not in to head games. 6103

G O O D H E A R T E D SW M , 2 6 , 2 3 0 LB S , S EEK ing good hearted woman, 19-35, who is looking for a LTR. No head games. A little shy. Size does not matter, heart does. 6100

with a large variety of indoor/outdoor interests. Lacking best girl to share them w ith. Looking for th a t classy lady for LTR. 6001__________________ _________ ________

H O N E S T , W A R M , E A S Y -G O IN G S W M , W H O takes pride in being a NS, ND, and a light drinker. Seeks an attractive, f it lady, with sim ilar qualities, 3 0 -4 5 YO, for fun and frolic! I like to fish, hike, dance, and travel. 6000

M A R R I A G E . P L A T T S B U R G H W C M , 50s moderately attractive, in tellig en t, humor

SW M , 4 3 , IN T E L L IG E N T , S T A B LE, sensitive, enjoys the simple things in life: romance, drives in th e country, music,

ous-individual, not clone, ISO shy, slen der, honest CF whose inner beauty is on the verge of blossoming. Pluses: in te g ri

candles, and flow ers. Looking for SF for fun and special tim e together, possible LTR. Always w illing to try new things! Please write. 6098

ty, encouragement, growth. Irrelevant: past mistakes, peccadilloes, and luggage explored. 6-12m o. courtship. Resolution-

S W M , 2 6 , S E E K IN G A K I N D , H O N E S T , active, in tellig en t SF, for outdoor adven ture (skiing, mtn. biking) and the occa sional deep thought, fine wine or good flick. Me: 6'2", 195 lbs., athletic, brown hair/eyes, outgoing. Friends first, then who knows?

5937

S W M , 3 6 , L O V E S M O V IE S , E A T IN G O U T , stand-up comedy and the simple things in life. Have 8 YO daughter who is deaf. Learning sign language. ISO 2 6-3 6 , F, who likes kids, sports and can laugh at herself. 5936

A W O N D E R F U L G U Y : S W M , 2 9 , 5 '1 1 " , blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 2 9-4 5 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 5935

com mitment. 5993

ToWatchOutfor byAlisonBedicUl SOM E o f o u r f r i e n d s a r e in s h o c k ...

M E T A P H O R

S M , 3 2 , W IT H PSYC H D IS O R D E R , S EEK S

intim acy. My only expectation is your sin

25 Y O R O M A N T IC SPM IS O D O W N -T O -

partner with whom to improvise, in tu it, travel, and build. Value nature, art, animals, fine craftsmanship; sense love and life force everywhere, lots of creative play • left. 50s, NS, humor helpful. 5'2", Rubinesque, lively, outdoorsy. 5729

ro m a n tic , d o w n -to -e a r th , a t h le tic , successful, principled, adventurous, enjoy

SF NS for friendship. Let's visit. 6070

earth, in tellig en t F, 2 1-2 8 YO. ND! Love

J O V I A L C O M P A N IO N , P E R C E P T IV E

unpretentious, 40-50ish. Me: Good looking,

necessary, interest in fun and adventure the only requirement. Call for details. 6087 _____________________

secure, open-minded, humorous, generous, adventuresome, creative, honest man for

B A LD O K , G R A Y O K . N O T L O O K IN G FO R

tru th . Smooth sailing for an appreciation

happens. Montpelier area. 5988

"S O M EO N E L IK E Y O U !" H EA LTH

fem inine companionship and friendship. LTR possible with mutual affection and

equal baggage.) 5658

sm ooth cheeks fo r th e w arm th of w hiskers. Sm ooth ta lk in g for th e raw

things. I'm athletic with good sense of humor-u be 2. Let's talk and see what

the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I w ill meet you. Think music. M, 60, ISO

soulful and statuesque, scientist or scholar to sing me to sleep. Honky-tonk lullabies

Vegetarian preferred. Late 40s and up.

hair; ISO SWF for adventure, fun conver sation, and a willingness to try new

healthy, considerate, NS, ND, in tellig en t,

W A N T E D : S IL K Y - S M O O T H , S I L L Y Y E T

for a NS man, 3 0 -4 5 , who's abandoned:

pack, hike, canoe or explore caves. 5991

S W M , 3 0 -IS H , 6 '4 " , B L U E E Y E S / D A R K

healthy, possessing positive attitud e ISO

to m aintain your sanity too? 5743

an athlete (b u t real couch potatoes have

adventurous F to explore m ountains, lakes, islands, and rivers. Let's m eet if you like to sea kayak xc or be ski, back

N E E D N O R E P L Y , J U S T S TO P B Y W H E R E

heart in the right place. No head cases, games or baggage (kids and ex-wives

too few in te re s ts ). W alking, hiking, kayaking slowly enough to see the beauty. A rtic u la te , th o u g h tfu l, NS essential.

A T H L E T IC 3 0 s P G E O L O G IS T S EEK S

A V IA T O R SEEK S A V IA T R IX . N O E X P E R IE N C E

ard, humble world traveler, ISO indepen

L E T S G O X -S K II N G ! O R S N O W S H O E IN G I F

versations, art, movies, and relaxed atmospheres with a goofy sense of humor and ju s t good company. 5992

conscious, naturally beautiful, easygoing, wqrm , sensual, classy, slender, but

writing, and humor in constructive ways,

To be eligible all ads must be submitted via e-mail by people who have never placed a personal ad with Seven Days. E-mail entries received from now until noon on April Jl*h will be eligible. The winner will be notified • via e-mail/snaii mail by April J8lh.

country, walks, w ritin g poetry and old

W A R M , A T T R A C T IV E , 39 Y O , P F , L O O K I N G

working, NS, social drinker, likes country, animals, outdoors. Seeks attractive, fit, ambitious woman for cuddling, loving, LTR. 6095________________________________

funny, in tellig en t, honest and tough, but sensitive. 5770

preferred. 5742

type, looking to meet somebody new to go to the summer art hop w ith. In to con

anybody. DWM, 45, 5'11", 175 lbs, fit, ambitioCis, good looking, healthy, hard

Then do it now!

S M O O T H O P E R A T O R : S W P F, 22 Y O , C U T E ,

baby). 5756______________________________

3 1 , SW M , IL L U S T R A T O R , S T A R V IN G A R T IS T

slightly published poet, woodworker, amateur musician, mediator, fly fisher, hiker. Divorcing, not on rebound, two

H E L P , I N E E D S O M EB O D Y . H E L P , N O T JU S T

drinks, etc. Large screen TV and fa cia l hair a plus. Montpelier. 5774

via fuel-efficient transport (no SUVs,

J P M , 5 0 , I N T E L L E C T U A L , C R E A T IV E ,

kids. ISO loving intim acy. Can you be .yourself and be close a t the same time? 6096____________________________________

in te llig e n t, fun ny and kind for dinner,

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M E L O D Y O F L O V E : R O M A N T IC , K I N D ,

3 4 Y O S W M , F IT , C U T E , F U N N Y ,

sensitive, thoughtful, f it man, 5'10", 175,

intelligent, athletic and sensitive. Outdoors:

brown hair, seeking slender, NSW, 4 9 -5 9 Y0, who enjoys conversation, reading, movies, walking, exercise, and quiet

hiking, snowshoeing, running, biking, gardening, snowboarding. Indoors: Cooking,

times together. 5926

active, smart. Cute a plus. 5619

reading, movies, romance. Seeking SWF, fit,

TH O U G H TH ES E W ORDS BE FLE E T IN G ,

women > women

their vestige may incite, a response and

for singles.

then a m eeting, you're near forty, slen der, bright, your heart y et not retreating

A T T R A C T IV E , F I T , C U T E , W F , IS O fem inine, attractive, f it F for adventurous exploration. Clean, D /D free (no men

and your passion s till a lig ht. 5925

S P R IN G W I L L S P R IN G F O R T H , P E R H A P S ,

At the Blue Seal Restaurant in Richmond

for this m id-life w riter/teacher, who seeks fourty-plus lass who loves muddy bogs, high peaks, and po tato bugs. Sojourn with me as we canoe th e sunsets, in

allow ed). NS a plus. Let's meet, chat and take i t from there. No pressure. 5939

A D V EN T U R ES O F B O D Y A N D M IN D . S PF, 31, very cute and sassy, seeking other

verse, along with my trusty dog. 5920

bi/curious femmes 2 5-3 5 w ith brains,

L E T S M O V E TO O H I O . P B M . R E A D Y TO

am bition, f i t body, NS/ND, in terest in exploring sensuality. Be daring. 5919

April 9

leave. ISO attractive F, 29-4 7 YO for LTR. Let's talk and compare first. Must be nice, a little nasty, and love to laugh.

V E R Y G O O D L O O K IN G 4 0 Y O B UTCH seeking a lovely fern to spoil. No drinkers or substance abusers. Be sweet honest and petite . Me? Everything th a t a little

Great catch for the right person. 5917

R E G A L G E N T W IT H R U S T IC T A S T E S .

fern's heart desires! 5954

SWPM, early 40s, 6'0", 160 lbs. Enjoys

C H A R M IN G S W F, 2 0 , IS O S W F, 1 8 - 2 5 ,

skiing, biking, kayaking, travel and K-9

Mingle + M eet over hors d ’oeuvres

friendly activities. 5841

IT M A Y B E C O LD O U T S ID E , B U T I T S M U C H warmer w ith two. Maybe me and you? SWM, 46 YO, seeks females, 3 0 -5 0 , to

who is spontaneous, m o tiv a ted , and in dep e n d e n t, sense o f humor a must. Someone who enjoys life a t its ups-anddowns, outdoors sports and laughing. 5776

w ine/dine or entertain . I love to dance, love to cook. Let's go out and have some

B E A U T I F U L L Y B IG O F H E A R T & B O D Y . 4 8

fun. 5840

YO SWPF, who's open, mature, funny,

____ _____________________

adventurous, compassionate & sensitive.

R O M EO S E E K IN G J U L I E T T E . H U M O R O U S ,

Enjoys outdoors, reading and in tim ate

in telligent, quiet, SLman, 27 YO. Looking

conversations. New to VT, looking for

for someone for LTR. I'm new to VT. Call

Sit down to conversation ond o delicious two-course dinner. Then enjoy o casual coffee and desert bar.

me you lovely, attractive, SF, 2 1-3 0 YO. Dinner? 5834

F IR E IN F IR E P L A C E , C A N D L E S L I T , O N L Y th in g missing is you. Me: 56 YO, WM, brow n/blue. Likes fishing, picnics, gar dening, kissing, holding hands, cuddling, walks. Possible LTR. You: 4 5 -6 0 , race u n im p o rta n t. NS, ND, no games. Call. Don't be shy. 5829

G O O D G U Y . W R IT E R , G O U R M E T . M ASS AG ES after slow lovemaking. Youthful over 50,

friends, romance & shared jo y. Want to learn more? 5620

A T T R A C T IV E , F IT , 2 8 , S W F, B I- C U R IO U S . ISO fem inine, attractive, f it , F, 2 5 -3 5 , ND and healthy, for friendship and possibly exploration. Never explored the pleasures of a women. Let's meet and talk over coffee or wine? 5615

men > men M A , B IM , 28 Y O , 5 '9 " , S T O C K Y B U I L D

5'10", great humor. Love movies, books, jazz. Like cuddly, not over-heavy, pretty

looking for other B I guys for sexual gettogethers. Looking for long-term sexual

women. Let me cook you a candlelit din ner and we'll see where it goes. 5777

friendship w ith the righ t guy a t your

$30/person ond b eer/w in e cosh bar. Limited seating, so coll now to m oke o reservation. Jess, 8 6 5 -1 0 2 0 x 10

A D D IS O N C O U N T Y : A T T R A C T IV E D P M , capable, 50ish, in to s till nights, chill mountain streams, exploring and dreams. Seeks bright, spirited F, 35+, captivating, musical, well-read, w idely-traveled, good laugh, able hands, buoyant swimmer, for new adventures. Children a plus. 5775

S P I R IT U A L L Y D R IV E N , 49 Y O , D W M , entrep re n e u r, f i t , e m o tio n a lly aw are, good-looking, honest, trustworthy, sensi tive. Born Jewish. Enjoy golfing, nature, skiing, cuddling, intim acy, being real. Seeking spiritually attuned, 4 0 -5 3 YO, conscious, in tellig en t, attractive, f it

place. 1 8 -4 0 , short hair, slim build. No more than 15 mins, from Hinesburg. Must be in to making out. 6108

H O T , L I T T L E G U Y S E E K IN G B U T C H G U Y S fo r d a tin g . Please be around 36 YO, fit/a th le tic . A jo b and car are required to m eet me. A desire to hike m ountains, in terest in cars is a d e fin ite plus. Goatees make me go w ild. Give me a call. 6107

D A D D Y L O O K I N G F O R A Y O U N G M A N TO teach the ropes. I'm a top th a t can go and go. Are you looking for some one to take you under th e ir wing? Give me a call. You'll be glad th a t you did. A ll calls answered. 6105

woman to experience a great adventure together. 5773

I'M A M A P M , U N H A P P Y W IT H M Y S E X life a t home. I'm 49 YO, 5'11", 190 lbs. I'm ISO a woman interested in the same. Days are the best. Must be discreet. 5765

V ER Y A T T R A C T IV E M A N IS O A M A Y December romance. I'm 27 and would like to m eet women in th e ir 30s and up. Sane (to a reasonable degree!), in te lli gent and good looking. You too? 5757

B IM , 5 '5 , 1 3 5 L B S , C L E A N , S A F E , A N D P, A F R I C A N - A M E R I C A N , M , A G E 3 6 .

L O N G -H A IR E D , SH Y O N E , SW M , 4 3 ,

T H IS IS A T O U G H O N E ! W IM , 8 0 , S T I L L

. discreet, ISO men, 2 0 -4 0 . Very submissive. Need to be fed. Like i t a ll over my face.

Seeking F, 2 8 -3 8 , for friendship and

b lo n d e / blue. Educated, progressive, gentle, sensitive. Likes listening to music (e s p e c ia lly Wes), rea d in g , in te llig e n t conversation, woodworking, giving and receiving massages. Looking for SF, 3050, to make me feel less lonely. 5722

ski (a b it), travel, pain t. Financially secure, lives alone, likes classical music, ja zz, folk, Scottish, English, country dancing. Promise excitem ent, travel,

Also like to be hum iliated, whipped and whatever else you would like. Interested? Call me. 6091

IS O P A R T N E R F O R C A R IB B E A N K A Y A K .

A R T IS T -T Y P E , C O U N T R Y G U Y , 4 8 , H A N D -

Paddle th e tro p ica l turquoise waters to secluded islands, bake au n aturel on smooth, sun-drenched beaches, and camp beneath the celestial sites of the southern cross. A thletic, 30s M, seeks adventurous F to share paradise. 5721

some, slim, sexy, easygoing, handy and musical. Loves ja z z , kids, his mom, seeks in tellig en t, relaxed, slim, sexy gal for tremendous fun, conversation, and romance. Please and thank you. Let's e ntrain. 5648

SW M , 2 7 , S E A S O N A L A T H L E T E . LIK E S

A S P I R IN G R E N A I S S A N C E G U Y S E E K S

paint ball, hiking, camping, and exploring. I'm loyal, easygoing, tho ughtfu l, kind, and fun . ISO LTR w ith an outgoing, SF, 2 1 -3 0 , th a t likes movies, RPGs, and ju s t spending tim e outdoors. 4 20 a must. 5720

princess bride to explore art, design, music, m artial arts, kids, yoga, biking, skiing, cam ping, hiking, Asian cooking, pottery, Australian Shepherds, New Zealand, or a ll of th e above. I f you're stoned, drunk, smoking, out o f shape, covered in cat hair, or touring with Phish, don't call. 5634

possible future. Love dancing, old movies, cuddling. Each door th a t I open for you w ill symbolize th a t I w ill never take your presence in my life for granted. 5741

S E E K IN G VC M P A R T N E R F O R L O N G R U N S .

someone to share tim e w ith . ISO F, 25-35 YO. I'm sincere. 5754

A F with attractive legs and body would be h e lp fu l to drag my spent muscles along for the last couple of miles. Maybe I could do the same for you? DWPM, 42, 3 :1 5 -3 :4 5 . 5 7 3 7

T H ER E A R E N O W O R D S I K N O W . O N L Y

S W M , 3 2 , 5 '9 " , 1 6 5 L B S . W IT H G R E E N

somehow, somewhere, someday, we w ill meet. W inter winds wither, a fresh breeze returns. Clouds roll by, buds appear, the ground awakens. Let us sprout together and look beyond the distant clouds. Mid-aged man. Dreamer. 5'9", 155 lbs., NS. 5753

eyes seeks SF, 2 1 -3 0 , for friendship or possible relationship. Must love all animals, music, camping. Jeeps, and th e outdoors. Having fun is a must. 5733

JU S T A R E G U L A R G U Y L O O K I N G F O R

I'M O P E N , H O N E S T A N D A F F E C T I O N A T E . SWM, 4 0 , good looks and build, smoker. Seeks a woman, 3 0 -4 5 , slender to medium build, who's 420-friendly, outgoing, likes the sun, water, cam ping, music, good food, dancing and cuddling. Much more, let's start here. Call me. 5752

DO Y O U H A T E G U Y S W IT H H A I R Y B A C K S , beer bellies, NASCAR, football? Do you like romance, humor, loyalty, kissing, satin lingerie, nail polish, leather? Me: DWM, 4 5 , 5'10", 150 lbs., handsomely average. No Brad P itt, but I'm not looking for Jennifer Aniston. 5744

S W M , 3 0 Y E A R S Y O U N G , T A L L , 6 '1 " , ath le tic build, young-looking, Scorpio. Seeking a playmate. I have my own place in downtown Burlington, always discreet and always aim to please. Seeking a w om an, 2 1 -4 5 , who knows w h a t she likes. 5732_________________ ___

H IS A G E : O N H O L D A T 2 9 . H IS occupation: Rocket Science. His team : Boston Red Sox. His favorite day of the week: Pay day! His hobby: Blind dates. His health: Fit like a fiddle. His woman in mind: Smooth. 5730

S K IE R , S W M , 3 7 , L O O K S M ID -2 0 S , S E E K S nice, honest attractive, SF, to make turns w ith . Many d ifferent interests include, tennis, golf, most sports, movies, going out or staying home. 5710

F IT A N D H A P P Y 4 5 Y O M A N W IT H

P A R T -T IM E D A D O F P R E S C H O O L E R , IS O

healthy lifestyle. Organic gardens, things old, family, friends and children. A modern man w ith trad itio n a l values. You: 3 2 -4 5 . Sam e/m ore. Can we enrich each other's lives? 5708

S, mom to hang out w ith , both w it h / w ith o u t our kid s . P, w e ll-e d u c a te d , progressive, health-conscious. Enjoy most outdoor activities, especially running. Physically fit, 5'7", 150 lbs. Central VT area preferred. 5727

w ith need have man. 5655

L O O K I N ' F O R A G O O D T IM E ? I W O R K kids, not a fan o f th e cold, so I someone to stay warm w ith . I f you all o f your teeth and w ant a travelin' A ll interested ladies, 2 1 -3 0 , call.

M A S S IV E N E R D S E E K S C A P T A IN O F T H E

fin an cial security, fun (in bed as w ell) but not too many years together. 5653

foo tb a ll team for m utual liberatio n. Have you ever im agined the combined sexual power of the entire Chess Team? Dream no more. I w ant to dive in to your unex plored depths. Soulless conformists need not apply. 5962

M A S C U L IN E G U Y , L A T E 3 0 s 6 ', 1 9 0 L B S , ho t and go od-looking . Seeks muscular, hairy, h o t & handsom e, NS m ale, same size or larger, fo r lo w -m a in te n a n c e relationship. 5961

SG W M , 3 3 , 5 '9 " , 1 8 0 lbs, B R O W N /B R O W N , masculine, deep, in tellig en t ISO masculine/ butch men 2 8-4 3 YO, for dating and a relationship. No polygamy. 5957

N E E D SO M E Y IN FO R Y O U R Y A N G O R vice-versa? A ttractive, ath le tic , muscular and versatile GWM, 32, seeks good-looking man (m en ) to play w ith . My business is your pleasure. Same age or younger only. College guys a plus. First tim ers welcome. 5951_______________

I'M A P A S S IO N A T E , W IT T Y , R O M A N T IC poet. SWPM, 25, looking for my Amelie. She's intelligent, kind, creative, whimsical, and she lives a life sung like a seraphic hymn. Please le t me know where to find her. 5633_________________

S W M , M ID -4 0 S , 5 '1 1 " , 1 7 0 L B S . L O O K I N G for a SWM, 2 0 -4 0 , slim to medium build, who likes to w restle. For some exo tic w restling fu n . Adirondack Park o f New York. 5946

S W P M , 5 3 , 6 '0 " , B O Y IS H L Y H A N D S O M E , brown hair, blue eyes, very f it , ath le tic . Enjoys outdoor adventures, nature, music. Somewhat shy, honest, kind, loyal, dependable and can cook! Looking for f it , a ttractive, 40-5 0 s woman who enjoys being alive and active. 5626

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athletic, artistic, sensual, P, MAM, looking for a LTR with a passionate, adventurous,

GW M , 3 1 , D EC EN T G U Y LO O K IN G FO R A mature, 25-4 5 YO, to spend fun times with someone who can also stay home and enjoy a good m eal/m ovie. One nighters need not respond. Looking for m eaningful relationship with laid back guy. 5942

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O N S A L E W H I L E S U P P L IE S L A S T ! G W M , 1 96 5 m o d e l, 6', 1 90 lb . H andsom e, athletic, active, straight acting, creative, humorous, kinky and modest. Obsessed with young guys under 35, fu ll of vigor and curiosity, who are searching for pos sibilities. 5933

ST. A L B A N S A R E A : N O B A R S , N O G Y M S . 46 YO, average, down-to-earth guy, smoker, ISO quiet M, 35-4 5 YO, secure in who you are. ND, clean. Home cooked dinner and in tellig en t conversation to start? LTR?

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ball team for mutual liberation. Have you ever imagined the combined sexual power of the entire Chess Team? Dream no more. I want to dive into your unexplored depths. Soulless conformists need not apply. 5962

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5932_________________________ __________

M A W M , 3 8 , A T T R A C T IV E , F IT IS O 2 5 -4 5 YO, F, nice, but with uninhibited naughty streak. BIF a plus. Wife knows all and may jo in if a ll are comfortable. Discretion a must. 5709

S W M , S U B M IS S IV E C D , L O O K I N G FO R M /F dominant, for firm direction, punish ment, behavior correction, etc. Looking to orally serve you on a regular basis. Must be clean and discreet. 5651

M A C U , 3 0 s , A T T R A C T IV E , S E X Y , C L E A N w ife seeking clean, a ttra c tiv e , sane, discreet, disease-free BI, or GM to help me use and ravish my aspiring she-male husband. B/D, light S /M . 5650

M A W M , 43 Y O , L O O K I N G FO R A D IS C R EET meeting with a F. Let's face it, things are not working a t home, so let's get together

S U B 4 0 , P I G , likes to eat out. 5928

and make some magic. I know how to make you feel wanted and pampered. 5610

L O O K I N G F O R S O M E T H IN G R E A L : 26 Y O Mulatto M, looking for honest fun guys, 25-35 for possible relationship. Wanting

j u s t f r ie n d s

to take things slow and see what happens. Leave me a message i f you're interested in getting together. 5915

S W F, 2 1 Y O , IS O S W M , 2 1 - 2 6 Y O . I'V E been wearing my Sunday best down to

B IW M , F IT , T R IM , 5 '9 " , 1 6 5 L B S ., 4 0 Y O ,

the bars for weeks now and still can't get

sexy, creative, fun, talented and eager to

anyone to squish with on the dance floor!

p ase men and M /F couples. You: be fit, endowed, both sensual and wild. Extra

Let's face it, you can't squish alone. I f you want to be squishy too, call me! 6082

credit for detailed, hot letters. 5838

I R E A L L Y L I K E Y O U A M Y ! Y O U 'R E SO

38 Y O S W M , G O O D - L O O K I N G A N D I N shape. ISO a ttra c tiv e , in -sh ap e, young

u n in h ib ite d , a ttra c tiv e woman who is in terested in occasional, but com plete celebrations o f life . Champagne and chocolates are coming along. 5715

special, who could blame me. I'm blessed th a t you consider me a friend. And if you

T H E D E V I L M A D E H E R D O IT ! S W M , 3 4 ,

! H A N D S O M E , A T H L E T I C , V E R Y F IT S W M ,

M A R R IE D A N D L O O K I N G ? 3 0 Y O C U T E

ISO s tra ig h t/B I she-devils, for no-stringsattached erotic fun! Disgusting and open-

j ISO F or CU for discreet adult encounters.

Burlington male seeking married or single women for some discreet fun. Not looking

ever need me, there's no end. 6004

J I'm 36, 6'2", 190 lbs, w ell-built, well! endowed, healthy, clean and D/D -free.

for a relationship but ju s t some m utual

S O M E S A Y T H E B ES T C O M ES T O T H O S E

minded individuals a plus. M arital status unim portant! Cum alone or come with

who keep th e ir th o u g h ts .an d feeling s

others. Just cum! Serious inquiries only!

! Looking for an attractive F or CU for some • hot, erotic fun. Discretion assured. No

pleasure. Leave your inhibitions a t the bedroom door! 5955

smoker, good looks and build, 420-friendly. Seeks woman, 25-4 7 YO, who, like myself,

"short and sweet." So perhaps that's the

6093__________________________________

| strings attached 5987

W M , 50s IS O C O U P L E S F O R A D U L T F U N .

is in to relaxing a fter a long day w ith a cold beer, great conversation, and whatever.

S W P M , IS O S F, IS O S M / B D . T A L L , F IT ,

! C U T E CU IS O B IF F O R E X P E R IM E N T A T IO N .

Clean and discreet. 5835

I'm open, honest, and very affectionate.

handsome, 40s male seeks female "o" for

M A W M , M A Y B E Y O U 'R E G O IN G TO T H I N K

mutual pleasures. You: quiet, clear, obedient.

! Him: 6', 165 lbs, Muscular build, w ell ! endowed! Her: 5'7", 120 lbs, hourglass

4 1 Y O , S M , N E W L Y P R A C T IC IN G B I, 5 '8 " ,

Me: strong, intense, dominant. Situations:

j figure. Call us!! 5977

165 lbs., blondish/blue, f it and g o o d -’ looking. ISO sim ilar 25-4 0 YO M. Must be

cuffs, collar, restraints, discipline as

this is kinky, but here's the way it is. You do yourself and I do myself. We watch,

j D O Y O U W A N T U N I N H I B I T E D , D IS C R ET E

re q u ire d . Rules: safe, secure, sane. Rewards: a t my discretion. 24/7? 6092

we don't touch. It's a visual thing. You're

! sexual encounters w ith a ta ll, handsome

not my girlfriend or lover. But my mastur

Give me a call and we'll see what hap pens! 5772

! MAWM? I f you do, and you're a MA or SF

bation buddy. 5827

S W M , W O U L D A P P R E C IA T E M E E T IN G 3 5 -

50 YO F for dinner shows, day trips to

call me. I w ant to please you and hear J you moan. Life's too short. Pleasure is

LE T 'S D R E A M T O G E T H E R : G W M , 4 8 , 5 '9 " ,

Montreal, occasional dating, com patibility

! the goal. 5973

175 lbs., masculine, seeks same for sharing life and dreams. Prefer slim , sm ooth,

first, with expected fu ll body contact later. All expenses and travel my respon

! O R A L A N Y O N E ? I A M L O O K I N G F O R M EN

25-4 0 , with good personality and sense of humor. I'm dreaming of you. 5751

sibility. No LTR expected. Mature social activity, short term . 6090

studs to take care of this hot bottom . I'm also a good top. You D/D free and discreet for some safe, hot encounters. 5828

best adage for the making of this personal: gay man wanting to date. Give me a try. 5821 _________________

ND/NS. Prefer hairy chest but not required.

! 18-35 in Barre-Montpelier area who will let my boyfriend give them oral while I ! watch. I want to punish him for being

N Y S I D E : F IT , F U N , H E A L T H Y , A T T R A C T IV E,

S W M , F O O T S L A V E , IS O 1 8 -3 0 Y O , F, foot ! naughty after you leave. Leave phone

■early 40-som ething ISO same for long,

goddess. I w ill be your boy toy and w ill do anything you desire a t your command, in return for worshipping your sexy feet.

safe, loving sessions of M bonding and climax control. Let's drive each other wild and savor the trip . Excelsior! 5750

DO Y O U W ANT SOM E HOT O R A L TO NG U E? Call me! Prefer B i-curious/straight guys, 18-4 2 , who need a com plete oral service by an attractive, young man. No strings attached. Privacy assured. Pvt. home. 5748

M A , B I , 4 0 Y O , 5 '9 " , 1 7 5 L B S ., W E L L built. Prefers real men: outdoors type, truck, masculine, hairy, hard worker. Happy a t home but need a new buddy. Heated, pvt. cabin south of Burlington. Let's keep i t between ju s t us! 5747

V E R Y E A G E R B IM , 4 0 , 5 '7 " , S L I M , A N D attractive. Seeks exhibitionists for fun, no-holes barred get-togethers. The more the merrier, the bigger the better. Would be in to making pvt. videos. 572 4

4 0 S U B M , L O O K I N G F O R D IR T Y , N A S T Y , unshowered, no-deodorant kind of guy. 5644_________ __________________________

2 1 Y O , B IM S E E K S T IG H T B O TTO M W H E N I'm on to p . And experienced top for my fresh bottom . Looking to play with safe, discreet M or males in the dark. Love to give and receive oral. And more. 5638

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JIES, LOOKING FOR GENTLE PU N ISH >t? Curious about BDSM? In te llig e n t '0, experienced SWM, 4 years in tyle, ISO submissive F for friendship, t bondage, sex strictly optional! ty, respect, discretion assured. No sure or mind-games, guaranteed. 2__________ __________________________

3 8 YO M, LOOKS 3 0 , 6 '2 " , 2 2 5 LBS, bo< ybuilder, truly buff, strikingly handsor e. Seeks sexy ladies, 2 8 -5 0 , who er y dressing sexy and hot, and enjoy th company of a powerful alpha-buck

Toe rings, anklets, sneakers a plus. for your own fo o t slave. 6089

Call

S E E K IN G M A T U R E W O M E N F O R D IS C R E E T m eetings. Do you need more physical atten tion than you are getting a t home? Are you sexually unsatisfied? Handsome, professional, very discreet, gentleman ISO older woman, MA/S, for erotic sessions. I w ill leave you very satisfied, J promise.

local S or BI college guys who are into nudity and exhibitionism . I'm open to suggestions, so let's ta lk and then have some fun. 6007

F R E D S E E K S W IL M A A N D B E T T Y ! S E N S E of humor a must, bad habit a plus. Yaba daba doo. 6006

M A W C U IS O E X P E R IE N C E D , D / D F R E E , discreet S /B I F, 2 5-3 5 YO. She: A little shy, but curious 25 YO, 5'6", 135 lbs. He: Well-endowed! 36 YO, 6'4", 180 lbs. Please help us experience our firs t th re e some together. 6003

please. Good, fun sex. Call me! Find out if I'm what you're looking for. Satisfaction guaranteed. 5826

M AM L O O K I N G F O R A S P E C IA L F F O R

; W O U L D T H E S H Y A M E L I E R E S P O N D TO ! passionate poet spends Wednesdays in ! the library. 5967

discreet m eeting. Let me pamper you like you should g e t pam pered. Let's have some fu n . Open to new th in g s . I f you have something to try, let's try it. 5815

| M A B IM , 2 5 , B U R L I N G T O N S E E K IN G 1 8 -

B IC U IS O A F O R M S U B M IS S IV E A G E S

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1 8 -3 0 . He's 23, 6'2", 250 lbs. and she's 28, 5'2", 140 lbs. Both disease-free and

| the ad of a stranger? Whimsical girl ISO

30 YO F for in tim ate play. Not interested

in LTRs. Clean and discreet a must. 420 ! welcomed and encouraged. Want to play j w ith me? 5963 4 2 YO, ATTRACTIVE WM, SEEKS YOUNG woman, university age, for no strings, good tim es. I'm a handsome, ta ll, w ellendowed, progressive thinker, who loves to give oral pleasure and fu lfill secret fantasies. Love to laugh. Discretion assured. 5953

j B E A U T I F U L , S U B M IS S IV E , S W F, 2 9 ,

desires creative, dom inant, SPM, 3 0-4 2 , | to take control of the situation beneath j my skin and in my heart. I f you can tam e ! me, I'm yours. 5952

;

B I SW M , 4 3 , 5 '6 " , 1 3 0 LB S , IS O F E M A L E S ,

couples, for fantasy exploration. Watch j and be watched. Photo/video fun ok. ! Very discreet and open minded. Just safe ! fun pleasure. Somewhat submissive to j your needs. 5931

i C E N T R A L V ER M O N T S EX FES T: NOW

orally service in Barre-Montpelier area. Military, cadets, armed services, athletics. Uniforms turn me on. Leave info in my box. Will return a ll caLls. 6002

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M A C U IS O B IF IN 3 0 s T O IN T R O D U C E U S

j F U L F I L L I N G Y O U R P L E A S U R E IS M Y

to the world o f 3somes. discreet. 5990

! desire. WM, 4 6 , ISO mature woman for ! erotic evenings. 5927

L O O K I N G F O R M EN I N U N IF O R M TO

healthy, discreet, b la c k /b lu e , sm oothshaven, open-minded M. Looking for cou ples or females for fun times. Love to

! number. 5971

j 6083_____________________________________ | ! A T T R A C T IV E , B I-C U R IO U S C O U P L E , O P E N ! minded in search of other open-minded j bi-curious couples. Must be fit, attractive, J and D /D free. 6073 !

C O LL E G E D U D ES W A N T ED ! L O O K IN G FO R

30 Y O , S EX Y , G O O D -L O O K IN G , W E L L -B U IL T and e n d o w e d , t a ll and le a n , c le a n ,

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recruiting w ild ho tties for evening of m ing lin g, hors d'oeuvres, and hot fu n . Must be attractive, f it, confidential, discreet, fun, D and D free, and open-minded. Party held in A pril. No clothes after 10 pm. Come make and "play" with new friends. 1 8-3 0 YO. 5929 ________

W M , 5 1 , TIRED OF SPENDING LUNCHES alone, seeks f it MAWF 4 0 -5 5 for lunchtime rendezvous in Burlington area. Tired of not being treated right a t home? Get pampered a t lunchtim e! Discreet! 5924

experienced. 5813

A T T R A C T IV E M A C U , 3 0 s, IS O O P E N minded BIF or MACU for soft swap and erotic fun. F is BI, M is straight 7 x 5. We would love to please orally together, dirty dancing a t a nightspot, o il massages, discretion assured and expected. 5778

F R IE N D S F O R N O W . S W M , Y O U N G 4 0 ,

C alhne. 5998

A T T E N T IO N G A M E R S IN B U R L IN G T O N area. I f you like strategy, role-playing, CCGs, or other games, leave me a message. Looking for mature, fun, friendly people who would be interested in a weekly Friday night "Gaming Night", as well as gaming at other various random times. 5909

H E Y ! A N Y O N E E LS E FROM B U R LIN G T O N dying to go see the Mongolian art show a t Middlebury College? Call me! 5643

L O V E T O D A N C E ? M E : S W F, 4 8 , L O O K I N G for M dance partner, 39-65, for ballroom dancing. I'm a beginner and would love to have somebody at my level who would enjoy to develop dance skills together. 5637

i spy T H U R S D A Y , 2 / 2 7 , 3 :4 5 P .M ., R E D S U V , Burlington: Handsome guy coming down Main. Me: walking up Main between S. Union and S. Willard. Green suede jacket, purple hat, long brown hair. You signaled. Went around the block to signal again? Who are you? 6109

3 / 1 5 , H E Y T A L L , C U T E , D A R K -H A I R E D boy th a t I danced with a t Pearls. I'm so sorry I didn't get your name. I'd like to dance again. 6106

S W F, 2 1 , L O O K I N G TO E X P L O R E S & M fantasies. ISO M, 2 5 -3 5 , w hojran play the dom inant role. Experienced only, com fort able with th e ir sadistic desires. Can you show me the ropes? 5769

H A N D S O M E , P, C H IT T E N D E N C O U N T Y . W M ISO CU or F for discreet, adult fun. Me: 40, 5'7", 145 lbs., in-shape, healthy, clean, D /D free. Looking for CU or F, 2550, clean, h e ig h t/w eig h t prop., and very discreet. Let's get hot. 5736

P, M A , B IC U , 3 8 A N D 4 0 , 4 2 0 F R IE N D L Y , in love, no jealous baggage. Together, we explore relationships with others, respect ing comfort levels/boundaries. Foreplay, sensualism, endurance, playful exploration. Size not as im portant as looks, cleanliness, and discretion. ISO other BICUs th a t are MF/MM/FF. 5728

I'M N E W T O B U R L I N G T O N A N D L O O K I N G to m eet others to hang out w ith . I enjoy computers, camping, hiking, paint ball, nudism and I'm usually fun to be w ith. I'm open to new things and summer's coming soon so give me a call! 5723

ST. P A T R IC K 'S , 1 1 :3 0 P .M ., O U T S ID E Three Needs: Tall, dark, handsome police officer. Me: wearing cream jacket, black pants and purple hat, with long brown hair. Our eyes m et for a few seconds, we smiled. Contact me. 6104

S A T ., 3 / 8 , 8 A M C L A S S . Y O U : B IK R A M Yogini, middle back row in long striped black tights. Me: peeking Bikram dude, trying to watch himself in the mirror like he's supposed to . I'm not always this hot, sweaty and breathless. Really. Coffee? 6099

W E D S . 3 / 1 2 , S E R V E R A M Y , P E A R L S T ., glad you approved of the squishy and tasty meal I ordered, including the smoked porter. I was electrified by your smile and I'd like i t if we could talk and then m eet somebody. 6097

R A D IA N T H O S T ES S A T W A T ER W O R K S : F R I. 3 /1 4 . I told you not to worry on my way out; wish I could've hung around to find out i f you're in love. I f not, can we hang out3 6086

I S P IE D A D A R K - H A I R E D , W IL D L A N D S man a t the Richmond Corner Market, sat isfying his sweet to o th . I'm hungry too. Let's make Whoopie Pies sometime! 6084

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J E S S I E , I H A V E S P IE D Y O U W O R K IN G A T

A M A Z IN G B L U E E Y ED T EA C H E R : W E

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S H A W 'S M O N T P E L IE R : I W AS T H E B L O N D E

City Market. You're always so nice and I

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"Nome." Allen, I s till think about you, do you th in k about me? 5903

some, UVMer in a furry hat from Maine studying engineering a t Muddy Waters. I:

2 / 7 A T R IR A : C A U G H T EA C H O T H E R 'S

could not be more smitten w ith you! Bet I can wake you up better than th a t house

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los. Rematch? Dinner? 5994

eyes a ll night. Finally a t the end o f the

Did you w ant to ask anything else? 571 3

blend! 5816______________________________

M O N ., 2 / 1 7 , K IN K O 'S : S I N G L E M O M

C IT Y M A R K E T : Y O U W IT H T H E B A N T E R

wearing red ja c k et w ith logo. I rang you

together. 5921

and the smile. Me: hoping we m ight talk for more than a second. 5771

feather. My ride le ft before I could in tro

D ID N 'T N O T IC E A N Y S O A P -O N - A -R O P E

T H E L E O N A R D O 'S D E L I V E R Y W O M A N W H O

up, you said single moms never g e t any breaks. I have never done this before. Would you like to get together over coffee

duce myself. Maybe try another evening for a proper introduction. 5985

a t the soap shop on St. Denis, but I sure

had no change: I had the good smelling

noticed you in those way cool glasses of

apt. on Pitkin and nothing smaller than a

Z E P H E R : A R E Y O U I N M O N T P E L IE R S T IL L ?

yours. Ever make i t to the oxygen bar? I f not, maybe we could go sometime. 5913

twenty. You said you would remember. 5767____________________________________

I have to confess! I have been y o u r

2 / 2 1 COSTCO W IT H R O S E S . P R ET T Y

S U N ., 1 / 1 9 , 4 :3 0 P .M ., C IT Y M A R K E T : You: stunningly beautiful, wearing yellow

lights. You: cute M skier w ith pierced

woman behind me in line. You bought a few dozen for your church. I also had roses

you're in terested /S , please calL I would love to get together for a drink. 5647

sweatshirt and jeans behind me a t service

S T E V E : I'M N O T S U R E I C A N R E L Y O N

I SAW Y O U A T T H E S H O W IN Y O U R S IL V E R

eyebrow & goatee. Me: Not so graceful F

and you pointed out there were 2 dozen. I

desk checkout. I th in k I'm the VGL guy

dance dates to have our paths cross

jacket and combat boots. You stole my heart, but never knew it . I have tattoos,

redheaded 'knuckle dragged who fe lt as i f

didn't notice if you had a ring on. I f not,

(Tx!) w ith pointy hat. Would love to get

again soon and I would s till like to go

we've met before. Noisy chairs, ice, jumps,

let's get together for lunch. 5914

together for coffee. S till interested? 5766

out for th a t "beverage" you suggested on

a bad haircut and wear too much black.

laughs, drinks, Fight Club. Thanks for a

Y O U : B LA C K D O G . B LA C K JE T T A . B LA C K

F A R M E R 'S D I N E R , B A R R E : D A N T H E

2 /1 . A fter the "last w altz." 5646

Wanna get some fries a t Al's? 6076

great tim e! K 5972

jacket. B eautiful. Leaving Mountain Bike

S H E L B U R N E R O A D M O B IL / S H O R T S T O P : I

3 / 6 / 0 3 , B U R L IN G T O N P .O . Y O U H A D A

S U N D A Y A T W A IT IN G R O O M . Y O U :

red coat and a board game, holding the door for me, in black, with half a clove cigarette. I wanted to ask you to the

natural beauty w / slender physique and exquisite facial structure; sitting in front of me. Me: wearing purple hat w / yellow

library to look a t a rt books. 6080

3 / 1 4 / 0 3 , 1 2 :3 0 P M , H E A L T H Y L I V I N G . Bumped in to dark haired beauty, across from produce section. Gray ja c k et, vaca tion "stubble", mesmerized by your eyes I was unable to mumble anything other than "H i." Would like chance to mumble more. Single, available? Call me. 6078

N E C T A R 'S M U R A L G O D D E S S : IS painting the only thing you're excellent at? What's with the dinosaur? 5974

FR I 3 / 7 B O LTO N V A L L E Y U N D E R T H E

night we talked. Not enough! You were the cute blonde girl th a t put on your ski hat. I complemented you on it . Let's get

and talk? 5711

secret admirer for many years now. I f

I SPY Y O U S E V E R A L T IM ES A D A Y, D R ESSED

S H A W 'S C O L C H E S T E R , T H U R S D A Y , 3 / 0 6 ,

shop a t Stowe Saturday. Where have you

Manager. I know you aren't there any more. That's OK, they didn't deserve you!

in dark blue. In the elevator, in the cafe

7pm. Me: Wearing a pink hat w ith a smile

been riding this winter? ME: W ill I see

Let me take you out for dinner and

come,in to buy little things I don't need,

teria, in the hallway. I always get busted

directed a t you. You: looking cute in a

you a t the Den this Saturday? 6010

drinks. 5762

ju s t to see you. Looking a t you exhila

doing a double-take. I'm not a resident, but how about ice cream sometime? 6074

black coat and wire-rimmed glasses. 5970

L A F E M M E R O C K C L IM B E R : Y O U S A ID

F R I . 2 2 , K A M P U S K IT C H E N D E L I :

rates my senses. Can we talk? Leave me a

O U R S H O U L D E R S M ET A T T H E S A V O Y . M Y

nobody ever "spies" you, but you were

Wearing a t-s h irt th a t said, "yum ." I was

hand moved ten ta tiv ely to the arm rest,

"spied" a fter all, Muddy's 2 /2 8 . You: F, ta ll, long dark hair, in-shape, ski hat,

standing behind you getting a te a. I

F R I ., 1 / 3 1 , P I Z Z A P U T T : H A N D S O M E , P

looked a t you as you le ft. Can I see you again? 5758

in tan pants with cell phone. Striking brown

W H A T 'S Y O U R N A M E A G A IN ?

Y O U 'R E

difficult to reach, but my wonder woman instinct is up to the challenge. I never leave a task unfinished.

I f the building

major contact between shoulders and elbows. I hear heavy breathing. False alarm, guy behind me. Confused by th a t,

attractive. Me: Ugly, fledgling kung fu master, smooth psychologist. 5908

spy a cute dude working the weekends. I

message. 5639

sandy hair. Tried to make eye contact but

I S P Y Y O U A T F A R R 'S R O A D H O U S E O N

you were in conversation. I was getting

collapses, m eet me under a table. For

movie is about rabbits. 5969

H A N N A H , T H E B A R TEN D ER AT T H E S H ED .

you, I'll make an exception. W ill I get a

2 /1 4 : I would really like to hook up with

Wanna go skiing som etime? Tall guy, goatee, grey m ountain hardwear jacket.

you for some fun. I really like the Zebra

ready to leave, you were going to play golf! Me: Black coat/scarf, blonde hair.

star? 6071_______________________________

T R A T T O R IA 3 / 6 : Y O U W E R E T H E B IR T H D A Y Girl tiram isu, I was the New

Y O U A R E T H E B E A U T I F U L W A IT R ES S A T

Job tiram isu. Should've bought you a

2 / 1 7 , 1 P .M ., H O R I Z O N H E IG H T S : I

Conoscenti in Montpelier. You bartend

cappuccino.

Always drinks Mountain Ale, never gets a chance to ask you. 5843

Friday nights. Is n 't i t nice to be noticed?

TW O T IM ES M ET, 2/8 A N D 3 /8 . Y O U R

F R I ., 2 / 2 1 , L A T E A F T E R N O O N , O N B IK E

to check my mail. Instead I got a "hi"

first name I did get. A salesman you are not. The fire we watched from squishy

path: Two handsome men, one in brown

and a smile th a t brightened the dreary

A N IN T E N S E L Y A T T R A C T IV E W O M A N ; A L L

leather jacket, discussing women "running

winter day. Want to trade a few more

American Fitness, Friday 3 /7 . Baby blue

leather chairs didn't get hot. RVs,

away" from nice guys. I was running past

smiles? 5726

sleeveless shirt, black pants. My routine is not easily broken, but you were such a

campers, motorcycles are your thing, mine too. Give me a ring. 5965

and caught the irony. I wanted to stop

pleasant distraction, my attention

M Y S T E R Y M A N IN B L A C K , A T T H E

M O N ., 2 / 1 7 , G R E E R S : Y O U : T H E D A R K -

standing in back then came to talk. Your

Carrigan show last Friday: As soon as I

haired dad of Rosco. Me: The shy redhead.

smile made everything worthwhile. I've

decide to say som ething, you slip out the

Would you like to grab a coffee and talk about dogs and th e ir manners? 5825

entertained the thought of being a lot

6008 _________________ •__________________

became detoured. I f you ever need a spot, ju s t gesture. 5997

I S P Y Y O U : G O R G E O U S B L O N D W IT H nose ring and the best beautiful blues ever. You get me riled up and tin gling. Me: ta ll kid with contrasting colors. Can't get you off my mind, wanna run away to the tropics together? 5995

Rain check? 5968

door. You are a furtive glance magnet. Can you figure me out? 5959

3 /5 , UVM LIB R A R Y B LA C K O U T: Y O U : studying literature of the Caribbean? Me: sitting right across from you. I thought

and talk. Single? I am. Coffee? 5839

L A R R Y , 7 D A YS B O LT O N S N O W S H O E singles event, 2 /2 6 : The hat was meant ju s t for warm th. You do bald very w ell. L. 5818

Interested in a game of golf or a drink?

you used to drive. 5755

Let me know. 5632

Y O U : S E X Y L I N E C O O K A T N E C T A R 'S

drove up in my blue Subaru and got out

restaurant, w ith red M arley s h irt. Your b rig h t blue eyes m et m ine w h ile I was ordering a small fry. I f you would like to jo in me for some wine and a wild and hot evening, call me! 5622

2 / 1 0 , B .P .D : M E : B E IG E C O A T , B R O W N

2 /8 , H IG H E R G R O U N D : TO T H E C U TE

hair, grumpy about "0 15 ." You were

nurse in w hite and red. I had long legs and the short black dress. You called me Angelina. Care to learn the real name? Call me. 5616

nicer i f we are meant to cross paths again. 5719

T H U R S ., 2 / 2 0 , 6 P .M ., B O R D E R S : Stunning, ta ll, blonde, M, black vest, blue hat, browsing music. Shy redhead at

th a t you forgot your gloves, but they did

Church St. exit. You smiled. I le t you go

n't belong to you. What's your name? Want to talk? 5950

firs t so I could admire you. See anything you like? 5716

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