Good Billions: Next up we have our home: planet earth!
Dave: *starts booing*
Dr. Emilia's worst crime was that she had a big strong muscly himbo woman by her side at her every beck and call and she took her for granted every damn time
Benson, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Wolf: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Kipo: I personally was created in a lab.
Dave: I just straight up spawned lol.
Kipo: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Wolf: When have I been paranoid?
Kipo: Um, when you first met Benson you thought they were an undercover cop…?
Wolf: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Kipo: And last year you were sure Dave was a mermaid!
Wolf: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Wolf’s theory is proven wrong*
Kipo: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Wolf: I still think Dave is a mermaid.
Dave: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Kipo: Weight loss? Drink water.
Benson: Clear skin? Drink water.
Wolf: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Kipo: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Jamack: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Yumyan: If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"
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Dave: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Kipo: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Leo: I don’t even use tubberware anymore. Song: What are you saying? Say it again. Leo: Tubberware. Song: Say it again. Slow. Leo: Tubberware. Song: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable. Leo: Tub. Song: Wrong. Leo: What do you mean, wrong? Song: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P. Leo: What are you talking about? Song: Tupperware. Tupper. Leo: It’s tupper! Song: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be. Leo: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.
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Leo: honk. Song: WHAT. Leo: HONK. Song: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Song: I'm like Heinz Doofenshmirtz because I, too, like being petty, signing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason. Leo: Not to mention that you think of yourself as eveil but are, at best, a minor inconvenience.
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Dave, seeing a bee on Benson’s arm: Uh oh... Dave, rolling up a newspaper: Benson, stay still... Dave, Using the newspaper as a megaphone: THERES A FUCKING BEE ON YOU
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Dave: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Kipo: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Dave: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!! Kipo: You take that back!!! Dave: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
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Scarlemagne: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Leo: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Kipo: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Kipo: Ask me to kill for you. *turns mega* Scarlemagne: ...First of all, calm down-
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Scarlemagne: Don't go to the kitchen. Leo: Why? Scarlemagne: I saw a spider. Leo: Well, did you kill it? Scarlemagne: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Dave: Help! I’m drowning! Benson: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Dave: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Scarlemagne: Looked up my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out I have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations. Kipo: ...? Scarlemagne: Okay, fine. It was a hereditary mental illness. I just wanted to sound cool so I made something up. Are you mad at me?
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Kipo: I am going to need you to swear- wolf: Fuck. Kipo: kipo: ...swear as in promise.
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Scarlemagne: Am I going to far? Leo: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
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Wolf: Tony Hawks moving castle. Wolf: I can't remember the name of it, fuck. Kipo: Howl? Wolf: aaaauuuuuuuooooo??? Kipo: ... Wolf: Oh.
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Kipo: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Wolf: What did you just say- Kipo: Foetons! *Laughs* Wolf: Wh-what?
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Benson: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?
Kipo: Breakfast in bed!
Dave: Emails from AO3!
Wolf: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Wolf: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.
My oc/self-insert in Kipo:Age of Wonderbeasts! She is a half-mute created though experimenting on a human child :) as a result she is stuck in between human-mutant stages most of her life and gets stuck in the mega-mute form without an ancor for a while - Dr. Amelia's cure stabilized her genome and so she gained an ability to switch between forms
Served Scarlamane after escaping her lab, and turned mega on the coronation to get mutes out of the gold trap and got stuck
And a random Krel with my headcanons
Mini Cómics
βTrappedβ
[panel one]
Oh Dave!
You are so handsome, strong and funny, I love you.
[panel two]
Jamack, you are so talented and smart, letβs adopt the children and create our own family
βFightβ
Why didn’t Topher appear in season 3? Theory
(I’m sorry if there are grammatical errors, English is not my first language and I use the translator normally)
Remembering season two; Topher blackmailed Abe, but JFK broke his phone and exposed him to the three.
In season three he is seen in the first four episodes and last seen in the last episode and only in the background.
She blackmailed Abe so that he wouldn’t be with Joan, but it wasn’t for Joan, it was for Abe, the only person he socialized with was Abe, he barely looked at Joan in the entire first season, it was obvious that he liked Abe and like him outcast with problems that is him only way to deal with it was by blackmailing him so that he won’t be with her.
And what does that have to do with not appreciating it in the third season? Well
My theory is that when he was exposed, he walked away from Abe, because he felt ashamed and sad, it was obvious that Abe was going to hate him for blackmailing him, so without wanting to confirm it, he walked away from him.
He created the Bleacher creatures group, I assume it since he was the one who asked Joan to join, the first to take the list and the one who spoke the most in general.
He created the group as a measure to avoid facing Abe, since they had no contact with anyone outside their group and spent most of the day down in the stands. Their goal was to stay as far away from Abe as possible, but they ended up having friends. It wasn’t in the plans but he likes it, the six of them support each other and love each other, like a small family.
LOOK GUYS ITS THEM!!!
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(Guys please reshare this this took me over 10 hours due to me having to redo the entire lineart cuz clip studio corrupted my file π)