[Verse 1]
Haters, fans, and gods try to tell me what to do
But I’ve got in my airpods and I’m stealing your shoes
I do it just for kicks, I am like a bad tattoo
And I need some money quick, can I borrow off of you?

[Verse 2]
I’m number 14 with all the ways I’m going ghost
And I’m possessing all the mediums to bat real good
And I’m not rhyming on purpose just to piss you off
Is it working? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Chorus]
Incinerate me once, they tried to put me in the ground
Necromance me twice, there’s enough shame to go around
I’m the best player ever, I’m the gift that keeps on giving
Before you forget, you voted for mе to rejoin the living

[Verse 3]
They say that I’m a heel but I’d nеver play support
I shut all the batters out and their playing time’s cut short
Dodging texts and dodging balls, blocking numbers at the source
Suddenly back in the hall, the Returned mod reinforced

[Verse 4]
They’re boosting my ego as some kind of funny joke
And I’m picking the lock and I am getting in the vault
And now you can’t touch me cuz I’m sitting safe inside
Are you mad bro? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Chorus]
Incinerate me once, they tried to put me in the ground
Necromance me twice, there’s enough shame to go around
I’m the best player ever, I’m the gift that keeps on giving
Before you forget, you voted for me to rejoin the living

[Bridge]
Try to contain it, keep it in, but you know you love me
Check the facts, check the site, I’m all over your feed
And you’re like “dang, how am I gonna get my 50 bucks back now?”
Do I deserve all the hate when all I do is wow?
And these players don’t have a satisfying story arc
While the sim matches my image, slim chances they catch my pitches
But I nail it every time
The ball goes past the bat, and fat stacks
For my stans who back me, Don’t at me
Running fast like a track meet, triathlete
Consumers don’t attack me
You know I’m unkillable, that I’m ungetridable
You say to shut up but you’re actually hanging onto all my syllables

[Chorus]
Incinerate me once, they tried to put me in the ground
Necromance me twice, there’s enough shame to go around
I’m the best player ever, I’m the gift that keeps on giving
Before you forget, you voted for me to rejoin the living

[Outro]
I’m the biggest jerk ever, I’m the gift you keep regifting
Before you regret, you voted for me to rejoin the living
I’m the worst guy on the roster, as far as you can tell
So do me a favor, get tillmaned lol